The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Written by: ohlooktheresabee (@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr and A03)
Narrated by: ohlooktheresabee
Music by: Randomwordsonpaper
Coverart by: alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

Consulting For Christmas Part 1 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

"Didn't you get John's text?"
"No. I delete his texts. I delete any text that begins with "Hi."

John knows Sherlock deletes his texts and always has. After his "death" what starts off as a way to grieve, understand and say goodbye morphs into a journal of honest confessions. John can finally be frank, protected by the knowledge that though in plain sight his mate will never know.

Written by: Maribor_Petrichor (AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/9854846)
Narrated by Johnlocky (johnlockypodfics on AO3)

IF INCONVENIENT, LOVE ME ANYWAY (Narrated by Johnlocky)

Mummy invites Sherlock, John, and Rosie to the country for her birthday, which just so happens to coincide with the annual Harvest Festival, an event Sherlock loathes. With John seemingly making the wrong move at every turn and with ghosts hiding in each of their closets, what will it take for their (Halloween) masks to finally come off?

Written by blueink3
Narrated by ohlooktheresabee
Original music written and performed by Randomwordsonpaper
Beta-listened by CarmillaCarmine

Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/16335698?view_adult=true

One Good Scare (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Written and narrated by ohlooktheresabee
Music by Randomwordsonpaper
Artwork by alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Consulting For Christmas Part 2 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Consulting For Christmas Part 3 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Summary:
Written at time of posting: "Inevitably Johnlocked posted an ask on Tumblr a couple of weeks ago from someone who wanted to know if there were any fics with one of the boys drunk dialing the other to declare their love. I adored this idea and I know some others did too, so here's my take on that. Other drunk dialing fics are available! 

Complete with OUTTAKES!
Written by Berty
Narrated by ohlooktheresabee

Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/25589476

Dunk Drialing By Berty (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Written by @writing_loud and @Tadpoleninja 
 
SherlockHolmes isn't afraid of staring death in the face. 
However, what happens when Death finally stares back?
Based on #iampridelocked artwork by https://veebeeart.tumblr.com

The Woman In Room 44 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John’s lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect’s body.
Rated: Teen and Up
Original Text: http://archiveofourown.org/works/404409/chapters/666920?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_99342396

Very Good Indeed

Very Good Indeed by stillwaters01

Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Written for a Tumblr prompt by grumpybijohn: "Imagine john and sherlock going to a gay bar for a case and the bartender/manager recognizes sherlock and is all like, 'Sherlock!! I haven’t seen you in years! How are you? Is this your boyfriend?'”

Or, what happens when denial finally gets too hard to maintain.

Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8307940

Denial

John happens upon a box full of Sherlock’s old yearly planners.

Written by Saintscully (@ therealsaintscully on Tumblr)
Read by Johnlocky (@ johnlocky on Tumblr) 
Read this story on A03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26986978

Mark Your Calendars (Narrated by Johnlocky)

With Sherrinford but a distant memory, Christmas season approaches and John Watson is not in the mood. His friend and flatmate Sherlock disappears for a week, leaving him behind again, and John doesn’t think that things can get any worse. However, with a little help from their friends, he might finally start seeing the reasons to enjoy this Christmas after all...

Combining all the feels, all the fluff, two clueless pining idiots who can’t communicate, a dash of parentlock, a sprinkling of lovesick angst (awww) and what do we get? A Christmassy one-shot to warm your heart - plus a bonus recipe for the perfect hot chocolate!

Written and narrated by: ohlooktheresabee 
(@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr, ohlooktheresabee on AO3)
You can read this work on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/27829336

Consulting For Christmas Part 3 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

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