Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
Mr. Tibbs as The Neighbor
GamingPlush64 as Wally Darling

The Neighbor:
Get off my lawn, kid. I think you mistook me
Be it browsers or the scouts, I'm not interested in cookies
Don't ask me for a cup of sugar, you little poser
I'll choke you out like cinnamon; stick your grin up on simming posters
Rip you open; have you swimming with the fishes on the second floor
Get your corpse, and then trash you like Oscar
Scummy muppet, I'll be blunt, I will not be less hostile
Just because the net's bananas for your fruity ass roster
I see a home invader. There's tomatoеs, glue and bear traps at their feet
You'd invitе 'em in and use 'em just to stare at, like a creep! (Urghh)
Theres only one track that's fit for Wally
And it's wrapping 'round my house; strap him in the patch of my trolly!
I don't care about your show, and I don't care how your paintings look
I know your episodes ain't running, but I think you maybe should
I'm no Mr Rogers, I'll off you if you're in Raven Brooks
Get back in your home and get the fuck outta my neighbourhood

Wally Darling:
Hello Neighbor
How are you today?
Have you finally ceased from your screaming fit?
Well, here's the sitch
I've had this on lock before you even clicked
Don't even need to part my lips and...
I eat the beat up quick
Believe me, Mr. Peterson, I know who I am dealing with;
A clown who's house looks like it was ripped out of Dr. Seuss...
Or was it Edith Finch?
Ha, ha... I forgot the words...
Maybe that's why we're paired; everyone forgot who we were
Your angry barking's almost as funny as Barnaby
But it went down hill like your Betas; the numbers are hard to read
I think someone's just upset their games ain't getting them views
Or you're jealous that I dress as a better devil than you (Ooh)
I'm the host! I'm the most! I'm the Goat! Like I'm Baphomet!
My guestbook's at its limits. Say, are you enjoyed by MatPat yet?
Not so beautiful dreamer. Deluded to think you stay giant
Just close your eyes, and next time you see me?
Stay quiet

The Neighbor:
I'd get my keys and my BB gun locked and loaded
Spritz your index down like windex, leaving all your windows broken
Hit you with my car, smoke you like your cigarette packets
But all it takes to crash your page is internet traffic!
Your Build is Tiny when compared to my contract
Lemme get a shovel; give you more than eye contact
No restoration project's gonna aid Pinnochio
When you're six feet under my property
How's that for "so below"?

Wally Darling:
You just kept adding stories. A new one every time we blink
Yet the highest praise you get was: "that's good... I think..."
Maybe stay away from cars: last time you drove, your wife was slaughtered
And then, like our own fallen star, your son pushed down your daughter! (Oh!)
I've got friends at every end; you've no one left to love you
Even if you think I'm garbage, it still means I rise above you
This AI tried adapting, but again, he got outsmarted
Homie, your house just ain't hard enough
Home is where the heart is!

Hello Neighbor vs. Welcome Home. DGPRB.

Jose