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hell diver and other things

rap battle XD

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WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gw7P3rTZfY

Eddiefrb as The Duck
The Stupendium as The Goose

Narrator:
A duck walked up to a microphone stand
And he said to the goose, running the stand…

Duck:
Hey!
I don’t think you’ll be much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB
You see, I’m bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck? Then sir, you are out of luck (damn)
A decade on the web and I’m still going strong
While you’re only getting bread from grandmas at the pond
For a month or two, this indie had a barely-trend phase
Then his players waddled away ‘till the very next game (ay)

Goose:
You’re playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain’t a wild goose chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop in to your roost
Lay with your mother till she’s laying my goose egg
(Oh, good heavens.) Then the next Tuesday
Back to your pond and grabbed ya mum’s honkers
(She’s my side piece) - now that’s my new option
Hatched, now you’ve got a batch of new offspring
It’s your chance, cuz that’s who you ought to
Ask to view all your tacky new content
I’ve the gold standard - fans that aren’t toddlers
You don’t take silver, you’re repping COPPA
Back to your momma, in case you hadn’t heard
She’s going down when I pipe her like Flappy Bird
So while you’re out of the nest, being a nuisance
Rest assured, I’ve got your mum on my to-do list

Duck:
You call this co-op?, bro - you bomb-bomb-bombed!
After that verse, call this battle “The Swan Song”
We may be birds of a feather, but I’m unrivaled
I’d say I take names, but you’re already Untitled
I’m your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia
You’re a stock image, you only leave marks when they’re with water
Everything you have, inside and outside your game is stolen
(hah) Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn’t make you GOATed
So suck a pair o’ deez nuts while I’m making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House House down - forrestfire101 (uh)

Goose:
Well, I do have all day, but you’re not worth my time
I take it you want grapes ‘cuz all you’re doing is whine
So go back to your fruity little lemonade quest
‘Cuz I don’t mean the groundskeeper when I’m making hoes wet (honk honk mothafucka!)
You bump into Goose bumping, you’ll get goosebumps
Bitch, you suck! You’re the anthem of middle school lunch!
Well, it appears you’ve been defeated - let me ring the bell
I’ll leave a walkie-talkie here so I can ring your belle

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi & Freshy Kanal
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Matthew Thomas
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Sussus Moogus  - Vs Impostor V4 | FNF Mod

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCdTA0f6KWc

JesseBoxVO as Blue
Snakebite126 as Monokuma

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Monokuma:
(Kick it!)
You don’t wanna go mano e mano with Kuma
Blue, I’ll broadcast your execution to the tots on Nick Jr.
As they’re watching you, It’ll have taught ‘em to not mess with Danganronpa
By chopping it up like Chiaki till this dog has been neutered
Now listen, this bear’s diss bears despair to spare
This pair’s disparity’s barely fair
I’m the headmaster, this teacher’s pet better kiss up or
I’ll catch a body on the track - I got the diss covered
Quit tryin’ to teach kids and leave ‘em alone
They’ll sink their teeth into a show with more meat on the bone
You do the same fetch questing in each episode
All to teach kids lessons they already know
I got the strap, aim an AK at Pre-K and end ‘ya
Put the lens to your eyes, now you look like Magenta
Give it everything you’ve got when you come in to rhyme
‘Cuz for the audience, your verse’ll be PUNISHMENT TIME!

Blue:
Monokuma, our students don’t have a lot in common
For one, mine probably know what an octagon is
It may be true that we both entertain a lot of kids
But unlike you, they’re actually my target audience
So I don’t need to drop hints on your games with a pawprint
‘Cuz everyone that’s watching already knows they’re dogshit
When educating toddlers, you’ve gotta make it obvious
No wonder all your games end with the same fucking plot twist
Just hours of blabbing, there’s nothing new to do
I couldn’t get into your story with a blue skidoo
You’re only top of the food chain to your students, dude
‘Cuz you’re a predator preying on the youth in schools
(bow bow) and you get to teach a class or two
(bow bow) But I got millions watching after school
(bow bow) I’m killing the beat, now it’s black-and-blue
(bow bow) I’m killing the beat, now I’m blackened-Blue
(Bow-bow!)

Monokuma:
If you’re so smart, detective, I’ve got a question
What kind of grown adult thinks his salt shaker is sentinent?
I think if Hope’s Peak was the college that Steve attended
I would definitely call him the Ultimate Schizophrenic!
Now, don’t you go downplaying my fame, are you kidding?
Cuz when I make killing games, my games make a killing
And I would execute ‘ya with burns left to the first degree
But I can’t top despair like when Burns left for his first degree

Blue:
What kind of secrets lie behind Hope’s Peak
Let’s sit down in our thinking chair and think, think, think
Three games, three clues, and the verdict that your fans awaited?
Everything you had created was completely fabricated!
And now I got this fraud wishing for hope 
Because my bars are so clean, call them Slippery Soap
So Imma hand you this L because I’m taking the dub
You just got a letter - I wonder who it’s from?

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Andy Cooper of Audio Network
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by RobotRichie (Blue) and Valonide (Monokuma)
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64 & Eddiefrb

Blue vs Monokuma - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Logan Paul – Hurricane (Entrance Theme)

golden hour (COVER BY CG5)

Dominik Mysterio – It Is My Time (Entrance Theme)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/TAARumwiTzI?si=qHuSOTca7K1_Dh06

Dennislikesjazz as Grunkle Stan
Freeced as Saul Goodman
Commander Jacob as Soos 

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Grunkle Stan:
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack
I don’t want your card, I deal strictly in cash
‘Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass

In fact, Soos! (yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen (yus!)
‘Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mabel could fix your marriage with Wexler
Yeah, your ex-wife misses you - BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Don’t “Slippin’ Jimmy” me, pal - you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!!

No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you’re clearly just an idiot 
I’ve heard of “burning bridges” but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting

Saul Goodman:
Name’s Saul - did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer, I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold? I don’t buy what you say
‘Cuz when it comes to bars, I’m the Viktor - with a K

Step off! As the kids say, I’m “cocking” my “blick”
The streets call me Walt Jr. ‘cuz I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom (heh) your Shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer - to vacuum the place

Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck, old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot - source: bro trust me

What can I say, I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy - when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison - hey, Better Call Saul!

Grunkle Stan:
Well, If you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut (heh) and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me, just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with Kid Named Finger

Now let’s talk about Howard, the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon, but they caught you with ease
Take it from me - being a crook is in your Genes

Saul Goodman:
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before l blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it, then blow me - I know you eat kids
Use that “two-wrist attraction” and Saul Gone my dick!

Stan, you disappoint your wife - in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life - in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, that’s something you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed - unlike the Stan O’ War

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDyde
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat (Saul) and Valonide (Stan)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Helldivers 2 Rap - "J.O.E.L." (Automaton Song)

Helldivers 2 Shanty - "Call On The Undertaker"

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/yk9lp19Vwx8?si=LoCy2NCGYKAG7HXU

Eddiefrb as Eric Cartman
Langle as Charlie Brown

garbageGothic as Lucy van Pelt
littleflecks as Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman:
Oh my god, Kyle. Shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first jew that celebrates Christmas
(shut up fatass) That’s right Kyle. Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I’ll have to fuck his mom tonight. I hear she’s pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? it must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukemia
So if you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine
Bitch, I’m dropping bombs, just in case you couldn’t tell
Like Imaginationland, I’ll leave Peanuts full of shells
‘Cuz I’m making fat stacks, my pocket’s on Kyle’s mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny (uh)
I’ve seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy (uh)
My job here is done - you’re totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I’m going home

Charlie Brown:
Someone tell Linus to see who I’m stuck with
He’d be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike, though not that he’s racist
But you’re so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention, start by ditching the mask
It’s like your fans are raccoons ‘cuz they keep digging your trash
You’re crying censorship, “none of the networks care about us
By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount Plus”
With the hate speech you’re dropping, of course your ratings are bombing 
Now you’re just chasing the profit and saving face like Muhammad
I mean, you can’t take a joke and your politics are backwards
Good grief, at least Kanye’s a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole the Simpsons’ sad and gradual decline
Became middle-of-the-road, you lost track of what you fight against
So it makes sense you’d end up living on the side of it


Eric Cartman:
Oof, Charlie, you’re breaking my balls here - what a zinger
Didn’t expect soul from the kid in love with a ginger
Look, brah, I know it’s hard - y’know, dying of cancer
But I’m here to tell you that suicide is not the answer
And don’t try to hide it, I can tell by your face
Everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace
And I bet that your weight’s something they bully you for
‘Cuz you’re big boned like me, except way way more
But keep your two chins up, Charlie, don’t give in to fear
Who cares if you haven’t been relevant in 56 years
Who cares if all your friends secretly think you’re totally lame
Who cares if all the girls who respect you are totally gay
Damn it, I know it’s so hard, but man, you gotta hold on
‘Cuz middle aged moms would miss you so much if you were gone
You may have nothing to live for, but dude, you gotta let it go
No, no, Charlie, don’t do it, don’t do it, noooo!

Lucy van Pelt:
Why don’t you pick on someone your own size, you object
I’d say you’re too round to be a blockhead
But now that the shrink has arrived, you might shrivel
Given your rhymes, I’ll pick at your mind for no nickel
I’m guessing it all went wrong when your mother
Slept with so many wieners, you moved into another
Dad left her, and he was so happy with his new lover
‘Till you turned him into chili and then fed him to your brother
You repulsive freak! Nobody would love you in their right mind
Someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine
All your friends think you’re an antisemitic ogre
No wonder Kyle hates you - pork isn’t kosher
You’re worthless! Hopelessly, utterly and completely
And I don’t sugarcoat it, cuz then you’d probably eat me
Here’s my final two cents, this counts for the winner
Spell it out, Charlie Brown!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and GlitchDude
Art by ryTchie
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

DOOM Song - "Devil Like Me"

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/vh-_OgEm_7s?si=M6Ed-Y5U8uQ732ue

RecD as Dr. Doofenshmirtz
True Evil Villain as Doctor Doom

Eric the Audible as Norm

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Doctor Doom:
Tune into the thrilling new beginning of Doom
The villain too illin’ who’s willing to prove it
You’ll never catch up with crimes like Heinz
Keep your two nickels, I got rhymes like dimes

Doom - not to be Confused with Doofenshmirtz
(The goofy twerp who’s Looney Tune contraptions usually work against him?)
Yes. Even my henchmen are ahead of you
Where’s your pedigree when your nemeses are a petting zoo

Your wife took Vanessa, then she left ya
That woman is your ex and they call me the Professor
She blew my Reed Richard, flipped it over, slammed it
Just one thrust and busted, like Candace

Now your chance of remarryin’ is very slim
As for Perry, I’d parry him, then bury him
Put the name of his gang on his grave
Just remember all caps - O.W.C.A

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Victor von Doom, how completely expected
And by Victor, I mean the next to be bested
I don’t remember inventing a mech this pathetic
(Sir?) Well, Norm’s the exception, but

I mean, just look at you! You act like you’re great
But one scratch and you grafted a mask to your face
I mean, geez, you could have at least tried some ointment
Or, you know, only put the mask on when you went out
I’m just saying, you had options here

I have a scheme that will haunt you much greater
Behold, the world’s tiniest violin-ator
It blocks the Latverian sun and kills your crops
Now there’s famine in your country and it just won’t stop
(Don’t stop!) I can’t stop, first I have to put this foe at ease
And prove he Ain’t Got Rhythm with no Platypus Controlling Me
After this defeat, go fix your nerd suit, Viktor
‘Cuz all your plans end with you saying CURSE YOU, RICHARDS!

Doctor Doom:
Pop the toolie on Balloony and blow you both full of holes
(THE IRON LEADER IS IN TOTAL CONTROL.)
Dude’s different - the dimwitted lose to true brilliance
And Doof’s an idiot while (DOOM WAS IMMINENT.)

(SOMETIMES THE BOMB MIGHT EXPLODE..
…WITHOUT ANY WARNING.)

Doom’s bomb’s ‘bout to blow - Doof, stop drop and roll
Spew hot coal like snot blowing through nostrils
Might pop pops in the dome and taunt “got your nose”
Father oughta go back to the garden gnomes guardin’ homes

Holmes, whatever the case is
Do it like kickball and cover all the bases
It’s a Fantastic stretch tryna conquer Latveria
But first, get in a state to try the Tri State Area

Landed in Danville, said “Take me to your Guv’nor”
Proceeded to have a wonderful supper with your brother
He said your mother doesn’t love ya - I don’t blame her
You spend your summers self-destructing your inators

What a failure - Gee, I wonder where’d the Time go
So down on his luck that now he’s bunkin’ with Milo
4 seasons and nothing to show for it at all
I guess once summer ends, then comes the fall

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
As a kid in Gimmelschtump, our income was lesser
I was poorer than your live action track record
So growing up in your country might have been nice
But one thing Drusselstein did have is civil rights

So if we’re talking backstories, you’ve got it worse
Both your mom and your dad died while you were a boy
Neither of my parents showed up to my birth
But they missed all my birthdays entirely by choice

Messed with Mephisto and you took the L
Blew up your face and it got you expelled
Reed tried to warn you, you paid him back well
By sending his son foot-diving straight into hell!

You sacrificed your lover and the power drove you cuckoo
Good luck finding another lady that suits you
This isn’t a prank, no, my victory was foolproof
The trophy is Doof’s, and you’ll do what I say (woop woop!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and David Arcade Beats
Art by Lew Kreerdun and kayjaysee
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Dr. Doofenshmirtz vs Doctor Doom - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

He's finally gone and done it the mad lad. Johnathan Young went ahead and finally made what we were all waiting for. 
John already announced that should the Video reach 1.000.000 views he'll do a full album so let us do our part. 

For the Emperor!

Link comes here: 
https://youtu.be/UY2ZYcIV8fU?si=23qOodpB1cq4ZmX3

WARHAMMER 40K METAL SONG -  Imperium of Man - Original by Johnathan Young

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
Mr. Tibbs as The Neighbor
GamingPlush64 as Wally Darling

The Neighbor:
Get off my lawn, kid. I think you mistook me
Be it browsers or the scouts, I'm not interested in cookies
Don't ask me for a cup of sugar, you little poser
I'll choke you out like cinnamon; stick your grin up on simming posters
Rip you open; have you swimming with the fishes on the second floor
Get your corpse, and then trash you like Oscar
Scummy muppet, I'll be blunt, I will not be less hostile
Just because the net's bananas for your fruity ass roster
I see a home invader. There's tomatoеs, glue and bear traps at their feet
You'd invitе 'em in and use 'em just to stare at, like a creep! (Urghh)
Theres only one track that's fit for Wally
And it's wrapping 'round my house; strap him in the patch of my trolly!
I don't care about your show, and I don't care how your paintings look
I know your episodes ain't running, but I think you maybe should
I'm no Mr Rogers, I'll off you if you're in Raven Brooks
Get back in your home and get the fuck outta my neighbourhood

Wally Darling:
Hello Neighbor
How are you today?
Have you finally ceased from your screaming fit?
Well, here's the sitch
I've had this on lock before you even clicked
Don't even need to part my lips and...
I eat the beat up quick
Believe me, Mr. Peterson, I know who I am dealing with;
A clown who's house looks like it was ripped out of Dr. Seuss...
Or was it Edith Finch?
Ha, ha... I forgot the words...
Maybe that's why we're paired; everyone forgot who we were
Your angry barking's almost as funny as Barnaby
But it went down hill like your Betas; the numbers are hard to read
I think someone's just upset their games ain't getting them views
Or you're jealous that I dress as a better devil than you (Ooh)
I'm the host! I'm the most! I'm the Goat! Like I'm Baphomet!
My guestbook's at its limits. Say, are you enjoyed by MatPat yet?
Not so beautiful dreamer. Deluded to think you stay giant
Just close your eyes, and next time you see me?
Stay quiet

The Neighbor:
I'd get my keys and my BB gun locked and loaded
Spritz your index down like windex, leaving all your windows broken
Hit you with my car, smoke you like your cigarette packets
But all it takes to crash your page is internet traffic!
Your Build is Tiny when compared to my contract
Lemme get a shovel; give you more than eye contact
No restoration project's gonna aid Pinnochio
When you're six feet under my property
How's that for "so below"?

Wally Darling:
You just kept adding stories. A new one every time we blink
Yet the highest praise you get was: "that's good... I think..."
Maybe stay away from cars: last time you drove, your wife was slaughtered
And then, like our own fallen star, your son pushed down your daughter! (Oh!)
I've got friends at every end; you've no one left to love you
Even if you think I'm garbage, it still means I rise above you
This AI tried adapting, but again, he got outsmarted
Homie, your house just ain't hard enough
Home is where the heart is!

Hello Neighbor vs. Welcome Home. DGPRB.

Killer Croc - MSV
Curt Connors/The Lizard - JMB

Croc (0:10):
Won’t be seeing you later, nor after a while
‘Cause what I’m seeing is a newt facing this Crocodile
I may not be venomous, but my lyrics are vile
While yours are trash scraped from the floor - kitchen tile
I’m the toughest of the rogues, you’ve got nothing to gain
Thought you’d be smarter than to fuck with me - Killer’s in my name!
Marvel always spitting out some unneeded drama
I’d respect you but you’ve lost to a teen in pyjamas
On the scale you’re a whole new level of neurotic
Putting roids in your arm - never heard of robotics?
I’m a villain reptilian, you’re a dork who pouts
No wonder the Sinister Six kicked you out

Connor (0:40):
This is surely a joke, why should I even commit?
Living in the sewers shows that you’re just a croc of shit
But if a storm’s what you want, best prepare for a blizzard
For when it comes to the king of cold bloods - 

Lizard (0:49):
It’s the Lizard!
You seem fairly cranky and you look rather pale
Because you have no friends or spent most your life in jail?
Equipped with quick wit, don’t know what you’re gonna do
When it comes down to it, the better Croc’s the rubber shoe!
The Suicide Squad only taught you to freeload
Your skin’s a bit rough, how about some Aveno?
No surprise the original has all the notoriety
Shun this wide mouth like the rest of society


Croc (1:31):
For a doctor I was hoping you’d at least throw a jab
You wanna bash my sewer? Where the hell is your lab?
In your blockbuster film, you didn’t even look decent
Cared so little about that you got the Cave Troll Treatment
There was no comparison  from the get go
I’m a monster, you’re found at the local Petco
I will purge this military surgeon's arm back off
even without it, you’re still the biggest jackoff

Lizard (1:12):
My calculations say those jorts make you look a bit hory.
What I can’t calculate is how people accept your backstory
I’m the smartest reptilian alive.
While this king of crimes turned into the king of enzymes!
You know, I really wished I was dreaming
You’re so ugly I forgot you were ever a human being!
You primitive bitch, I’ll leave your body asunder
Forget Steve Irwin, I’m the Crocodile Hunter

Written by: Seth W, Skyler King, Ryan Tillotson, Top Irish, Dragonsblood23, JADRB2, Nick sucks at games, and Jason is way better, Jonathan Cameron

Killer Croc VS The Lizard - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 3

ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/get...
SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/track/2DPx6O...
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/a...

Well, here it is folks! The brand new song you've all been waiting for, Hello Neighbor "Get Out"! Hope you all enjoy!! :D

Lyric Video by OblivionFall (NightFalls Studios):
https://www.youtube.com/user/Oblivion...

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HELLO NEIGHBOR SONG (Get Out) - DAGames

~THERE WILL BE ANOTHER BATTLE BEFORE THIS ONE. THIS AUDIO WAS DONE SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE IT.~

CAST:
Gorilla Grodd: Titanium1208
Winston: Svettori
Athena: Tiffany Witcher

LYRICS:
Gorilla Grodd:
This King will rise, while you’re way past your prime
Let me get into your mind, maybe teach you how to rhyme
I’m a master in crime, barred none I’ll assure you
Face me in a brawl? This chimp doesn’t deserve to!
For I already killed a Brain and turned it to spam
Your loss will be so horrific, it won’t be shown on kill cam
Counter Strike and TF2? How many others will you copy?
Your head must be scrambled if you thought that you could top me!

Athena:
Winston, your rhyming skills are through the roof

Winston:
And that’s why this enemy won’t tell me what to do
You think you’re powerful with your mind control?
Soon you’ll learn how much damage you’ve attoled
I have the knowledge to manipulate time
 Your brain powers can’t manipulate a good rhyme!
Beaten so many times, but I’ve got more pity
For all the apes you’ve got trapped up in your city!
My intellect will outmatch you in any dispute
While you are nothing more than an oversized brute
You’re filled with rage, while science should be the precedence!
Sorry, but I think Earth’s had enough crappy Presidents

Gorilla Grodd:
Six seconds to cooldown? (Heh) I’ve got infinite rage (Raa)
And I can see that you’re a novice, only telling by your age
I’ve been known for years, you’re a fad that won’t go far
And with those disses so defective, you’ll end up like Solovar
With primates, I’m the prime, mate, you know Grodd is greater
Thrash this trashbag and leave you like your creator
This Giant hooligan’s so Gentle he’d lose HP with a touch
Like I did with Africa, I’ll rule Over- on your -Watch
Such a disgrace you didn’t back your own race
Turned a blind eye and put some glasses on your face
Can’t you see when it comes to leaders, there ain’t no other
So watch me eat through this competition like it was peanut butter

Winston:
Over the years, you have claim to uphold neanderthals
But it seems you haven’t even defeated one in a brawl
I do not accept you as the leader of our species
Because with you, we’d be back to throwing our own feces
Instead of following Injustice of an Ego defiance
Let’s lead to a peaceful era, with the power of science
Cause without my Primal Rage, I still come out strong
As i’m the greatest ape in gaming since Donkey Kong
With your pea brain there’s no doubt you struggle with your feelings
And I have no doubts that you’ll surely need healing!

Gorilla Grodd:
Alright, so you’re really gonna do this?
Just wait til your face faces off my Legion of Doomfist
Capturing Flags and Protecting trucks are your pathetic duties
It’s no wonder all your fans prefer to stare at Tracer’s booty

Winston:
Says the love-triangle of a giant and mistress from hell
Compared to your sorry ass, I’d say my life is pretty swell
Heroes Never Die Grodd so go head back to the savannah
When I visit your cell, perhaps I’ll bring you a banana!

Written by: Vladimyr P., Honeycombs 96, Seth, Dragonsblood23, thelegion, Tkid

Winston VS Gorilla Grodd - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 8

Scarecrow: WoodenHornets
Mysterio: Stofferex

Scarecrow:
Can't work your mundane effects when the mic is what I’m rockin’
You're at my Beck and call, Quentin, when I drop rhymes like fear toxin
You're in for A Long Halloween, I'll be turning you into a Crimson Mist!
Hell, you're barely sinister, I bring torture to all amidst
You're better off the stage, so go back to behind the scenes
With a costume that popped up straight from MTV
Using smoke and mirrors? Cheapest fear tactic of all!
To stop this Crystal Ball? I’ll give Valentino a call!
My schemes are sinister, where you must just be crazy
‘Cause the fact a walking fishbowl challenged Spider-Man’s amazing!
Your illusion of victory’ll be your biggest humiliation,
So know that when this is over, you’ll meet… your oblivion

Mysterio (1:01):
Having thoughts of winning? My hypnosis has you dreaming
I'm bringing rain on this Scarecrow gassed higher than the ceiling
I have no phobia of those things on your fingers. There's no “clause”
I’ve seen smarter and spookier scarecrows in the land of Oz!
There is no foretelling what Mysterio will bring
As I’m gonna steal this rap like Luthor did to your ring
But why would Sinestro want to choose this strawed slacker
Whose visions are less scary than the ones on Fear Factor?
Head back to your infamy, I’ll always be remembered
Wouldn’t want to leave this Jack’o Spitting crap December’d!
For you’ll always be outshadowed when it comes to villainy
You'll be forgotten like your role in The Dark Knight Trilogy

Scarecrow:
I tore Gotham apart and left the city in shambles
While reboots left you scrapped with your role from Bruce Campbell
I’m deadly enough to be in the The Legion of Doom
while your only superpowers have the same effect as shrooms
Too bad you weren’t smart enough to psyche out your opponent,
And acting out your brain-dead suicide was your most batty moment!
Now I've flipped the tables on you, a dramatic reversion
You know you’re lame when a LEGO is your most popular version

Mysterio:
Your name fits, ‘cause you’ve surely got a stick up your ass
Despite all your crowing on, all the gas you spit is crass
With all that chemical exposition, your whole life went to shit
And then to shut you up, someone put a yellow ring on it
Not even your own family cares about you, Doctor Crane
Maybe you’d know more emotions, if only you had a brain
While your gimmicks have a cost, the pain I’ve caused is priceless
Leave you like a real scarecrow - In a field, lifeless

Written by: Seth W, FoolMeNever, Dragonsblood23, Nick Sucks at Games, Ryan Tillotson, Iamthelegion

Scarecrow VS Mysterio - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 6

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

Thumbnail by: sonicsmash
Beat by: Tristan
Announcer: Honeycombs 96 
Firestorm: Redkirby101ishere 
Natsu: Vladimyr P.
Human Torch: Raichous

Writers: Honeycombs, Redkirby101ishere, Night Wolf, SlowlyGettingBetter 
Chiseled by: Redkirby101ishere and Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dustin

Lyrics:
Honeycombs Rap Battles
Firestorm
Vs
Natsu Dragneel
Begin 

Natsu:
A Geek vs the Salamander? Seems kinda sketchy to me
I mean a grown man gets with a kid to make a fire wannabe
In my world of magic, your science amounts to very little
So go get that Russian; make Ronnie fill the middle 
If Stein wins a prize because of a No Bell
Then what will stop you, Storm, from being put thru Hell
Seeing how a Bat has treated you; friends aren’t your strong suit
Leave this battle now; your fire-change-thing isn’t cute

Firestorm:
I’m DC’s Nuclear Man, going against this S-Class fail
You wanna earn a Happy ending? This isn’t a Fairy Tail
I’m gonna stomp this Salamander, who relies on friendship to win
The professor has said that you need an education if you want to fit in
This lizard’s got nothing on me. I’ve got the real flair
While you're a reckless punk, with ridiculous anime hair
And you're trying to flame me? This is clearly unbalanced
So call in your boyfriend Gray, I need a real challenge

Natsu:
Now I have a fire in my belly, with a flow more deadly than Zeref’s Lullaby
While a sword to your chest is all it takes to make you die
I think it’s time that I turn up the heat, with a Fire Dragon King’s Roar
While you stick with your Legends, who are just a complete bore
And you're mentioning Gray? While some old man is inside you as a hero
It seems that Veku isn’t the only fusion that amounts to zero
Accept your defeat, I got a smell of victory close by
Taste a Fire Dragon Fist and get extinguished for a second time

Firestorm:
I’ll rearrange your molecules, and you’ll feel a burning pain  
Cause I’ll kick your ass like I was Gildarts, Erza, or Mirajane
I’m surprised by that flow seeing as you get motion sick easily
If your show didn't become a hentai, it would've gained more popularity 
Calling a cat a dragon? Seems the time travel has affected you a bit
Go talk to the Flash. It seems you're lost by the looks of it
With that new boring art style, no wonder you aren't liked anymore 
If you keep trying to battle me, you’ll face The Fury of Firestorm

Human Torch:
Flame on!!! The real Firestorm is here to scorch these foes
You’ll meet your Dr. Doom. Resorting to felines? This is a new low.
So I’m battling a Lizard, and some wannabe version of me
Johnny gonna Storm through these losers and claim my victory 
I’m too Fantastic four these punks, I’ve been around since 1961
Made by the one and only Stan Lee, these two should know when to run
You’ll feel the cosmic radiation once I unleash my Nova Flames
These self-proclaimed “hot-heads” have lost this fire game 

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