King Dice vs. Oogie Boogie - Rap Battle! ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/HmOVTSjxj7Y

stargirlkyu as Lofi Girl
DayumDahlia as Cassette Girl

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Cassette Girl:
Let’s kick it back to the 80s and stick the tape in
As I deliver the greatest of rhythm and syncopation
Against a scholar who copied off Studio Ghibli’s homework
And changed it up just a little in hopes that we wouldn’t notice (uh)

Low fidelity? The hell is that even s’posed to be
Oh, you’re telling me your melodies put us both to sleep?
Playing non-stop in the background of a frat house
You merged for the merch, now you’re ChilledCow’s cash cow

Artist goes by Soft, I’m going hard though
DONDRRR dons the mark of don demarco 
Take you down like how your channel gets strikes
Maybe study copyright law next time

Lofi Girl:
Excuse me, could you please keep it down
Your hair’s made out of tape? I wish it was your mouth
I’m the master of spinning tracks when it comes to streaming
So sit back, study and relax to this lofi beating

You were scrapped as a mascot, it looks like you’re still active though
Tell me, how could someone rapping this bad host a talent show
Honestly, no wonder you lost your fame
‘Cuz this battle’s like Newgrounds - you’ve got no game

Cassette Girl:
You couldn’t back up half the shit you’re saying
Gonna need to add an MLA citation
When it comes to rapping, like her shirt, she’s unfit
Get her out of Cass’ hair and back in Ludwig’s

It’s really no wonder why your pandemic growth stayed
The coronavirus left your viewers with no taste
Take it from an android, this streamer’s an automated loop at best
No amount of studying would help her pass the Turing Test

Lofi Girl:
The whole net thirsts for this web toon
From Cassette Girl to Cassette Goon
In the long run, as an artform
Looks like SoftDon made you softcore

Granted, PhantomArcade gave you a glow up
But not even FNF could get this Android to blow up
And now the only thing that your artist is known for is that
Ironic, Anchor Electronics just keeps holding him back

So now I’ll put this to bed, give Cassette a pillow fight
Lofi still making the bread, got that loaf eye
Like your namesake, your days came and went
So call me a Walkman ‘cuz I just played Cassette

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by kulture.
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by Valonide
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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Welcome back to Decent GP Rap Battles! It's like it never left! Today, the seductive spider from Hazbin Hotel takes a stand against the pesky plumber from Hotel Mario (and nothing else). Old school vs. new school, indie vs. Nintendo, and only one Hotel will stand by the end. Watch to find out! 

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angel dust hazbin hotel tv show vs hotel mario luigi rap battle 

AngelCakes97 as Angel Dust (https://bit.ly/3M7cV1O)
@recorderdude as The Mario Brothers

Written by
 GamingPlush64

Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Additional instrumentation by GamingPlush64 and GlitchDude



Mixed and Mastered 
by GamingPlush64
Edited by
 GamingPlush64

Directed by GamingPlush64

Hazbin Hotel vs. Hotel Mario. RAP BATTLE (ft. RecD and AngelCakes97) (DGPRB)

Freshly Kanal: The Spot vs W D Gaster  RAP BATTLE  ft JT Music & Shwabadi

by Snakebite126 on youtube

surprised this wasnt uploaded yet

incredibly impressive and catchy, especially batter's verses

Jacket vs The Batter (Hotline Miami vs OFF). Snakebite Rap Battles

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Jay Chay, Azia, garbageGothic and Freshy Kanal as The Employees
littleflecks as Olimar
Commander Jacob as Louie
PE$O PETE as The Company
Swizkii as The President
Fightmarker as Watto

The Employees:
I'm scanning two space monkeys standing in front of me.
Yo, I think they're far from lethal, but it seems we got company!
Oh, it's Olimar and Louie? Yeah, I think that they're from Smash Bros.
Nah, they're just the backburner to Nintendo's backbones!
So let me run in mask off; I've bashed in the Brackens!
I capped off the mad dogs, left Nutcrackers cracked in!
My shotty gonna blast off, unlike your space trash bin,
Then cash in the scrap shop the skulls of these captains!
I'd blow a bubble just to blow through your defense!
You'd be better saved from trouble if you'd plant a Chia Pet!
'Cause you need saving from your pals when you're dropped in hot shit!
We're scoring Victory Royales, 'cause we're hot at drop ships!
We stepped up like a mine! We blew up in the scene!
While you haven't been in motion since New Play for the Wii!
Yeah, you left behind your family; I'm sure that they miss you.
But your marriage problems? That's a Dandori Issue!

Olimar and Louie:
This is Captain Olimar, Log 3-6.
We found a game from Twitch Clips that's already been eclipsed.
I've wrestled Wraiths, Wollywogs, and Proggs that would be smoking ya,
So it's no problem roasting on the ghost of Phasmophobia!
So if we're gonna have a space race with this space waste,
We conquered every cave on the planet where our base laid.
You run in unfinished basements 'til you get your base pay,
'Til your player base realized they can't stand your base game!
You wouldn't run if Backrooms didn't walk.
Your atmosphere sucked so much, it went out your airlock!
You'd turn into pink mist to avoid a pink slip.
I'm a master dog trainer, while you're the Company's bitch!
Louie, wanna add to this debate?
Uh, I'm really hungry, but it looks like you just ate.
That green fish you're holding looks really delicious.
I wanna eat that with grilled leeks and some spinach!

The Employees:
What? You're not even battle rapping! Guys, hold up...
It's almost 5 PM, and we still haven't hit the quota!
We can take these Smeagols back soon as I shut their mouth up!
Call you Andrew Hocotate, the way you pretend to be Alph— AAAARGH!
Call me a Bulborb, because I eat this beat like Pikmin!
...It's right behind me, isn't IIIIIIII—!?!
Well, let me shoot my shot!
...Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure they all just... died.
So I'm just gonna... fuck off. Goodbye!

Olimar and Louie:
Uh, well, that was annoying. Can we leave?
Yeah, that didn't take much work for them all to be deceased.
I've seen better survival instincts coming from our Pikmin.
I guess they— INCOMING MESSAGE. YOU'RE RECEIVING A TRANSMISSION.

The Company:
WELL, your poor performance risks the Company from going under!
Louie, I do not think you comprehend real hunger!
Watch out, only watchful eyes; money and metal on board!
Stop playin'! Work with me? Your life is your reward!
I need sustenance; satiate and work until your brain coarse,
Or else we'll both have a Hocotate main course!
Little fat spaceman lost on an assignment!
Bodies hard to find; what you signed on your fine print!
My company is righteous; really balance on the line!
Little Oli only work to see President's pockets lined!

The President:
Make way for the President! You talkin' 'bout my business?
People pay for your game and pass out in five minutes!
You send your crews to moons, hoping they come back,
Because your tentacles are too lazy to touch grass!
I don't give two ships 'bout what your minions are bringing!
The next time your bell rings, it's me swingin'!
Fire your guys; I'll watch you croak on the comms!
Wanna survive? Give a fiery blow to my hog!

Pikmin vs. Lethal Company - Rap Battle!

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal as Buggy
McGwire as Arthur Fleck

Buggy:
Thieves and beggars wanna seek the treasure,
Never exceed the schemes of the genius jester!
Feast your eyes at the east lead emperor!
Make weak pirate wannabes leave in stretchers! (Oh!)
So knock knock; it's "another job dropped you"!
Chop chop; couple limbs are lobbed off you!
I'm locked on; bring the Buggy bomb squad through!
Think you're hot news only 'cause the cops caught you!
Your parents agree that you were practically worthless.
Mom's not actually birth kin, plus your daddy deserted!
Man, "dysfunctional" ain't even scratching the surface!
Even I couldn't gather a bigger family circus!
Another bad romance on those telephone calls.
Shooting your shot put holes in your own walls!
Now Harley's running off, and she's never coming back!
It's like the gun at the hospital: should've kept it in your pants!

Arthur Fleck:
You're grasping at straws, but that's to be expected.
My humor's like the One Piece: you wouldn't get it.
Can someone get this honky off the podium?
He's not an emperor; they just cropped his size to Napoleon's!
Tell me, how does a chicken run the cross guild?
Another croc of shit you're hawking off to hide your lack of raw skill!
Ooh, you're a loser, faux, facade, and a charade!
You were never bombastic; you just bombed on stage!
I'm busting Buggy's balls! You were with the Rogers on a roll,
And they got so sick of you that you caught the common cold!
All your setups fail; the only payoff goes to coast guards!
You were out of your depth and got bit by a loan shark!
Gotham's set ablaze; they say I was the lone spark!
Try paint me as the villain, but no one truly knows Art.

Buggy:
Did you say "nose"?! For that, I could break yours!
I make more people die laughing at your displayed corpse!
You choked hard! AIn't you used to swallowing pills, though?
Or was that an impression of your mom under the pillow?!

Arthur Fleck:
You've heard no one cares who you are under the mask.
Well, they couldn't give a shit with it either; that's pretty fucking sad!
Pull yourself together; to me, this was just improv!
I hope you're the next one that Oda actually kills off!

Buggy:
This incel wouldn't last a day in cells at Impel!
Now you can add stab wounds into your list of ill health!
Slight trouble, and you'd make a mountain from a hill, I bet!
A real threat would be telling me you're gonna sing again!

Arthur Fleck:
I was never bounded by hubris; I went and founded a movement!
I got big shoes to fill; you're still a clown for amusement!
Just a "drop in the ocean", and if you did, you'd be drowning!
If you can't usurp the jester, then you'll never be crowned king!

Buggy vs. Arthur Fleck - Rap Battle!

Tenna vs. The Mimic - DELTARUNE vs. Five Nights at Freddy s. RAP BATTLE! (DGPRB)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Cam Steady as Homelander
littleflecks as Zoolander

News Anchors:
America's darling Homelander is about to make a public statement after the recent accusations leveled against him by shockingly sexy male supermodel Derek Zoolander.
Claiming that the Vought-funded hero is allegedly ugly, and is quote-unquote "very ugly".
Mhm. You know, I wouldn't take that, me personally.
Also, The Deep blew A-Train... I guess. ...What a slow news day.

Homelander:
Before I show a walking mannequin the male they all model,
I'll give him one remaining chance to bring out Hansel and grovel.
I'm surprised they found a brain they could wash in you; you're so docile
That you make The Deep's thoughts sound like fucking Aristotle's!
Who fails to kill a literal sitting president? Let me aid 'ya.
I'll blaze his entire nation; I'm firing Malaysia!
Crushed, to hear your wife got paved into a crater
When my Vought Tower came down on her; afraid I couldn't save her.
America's best weapon's red, white, blue in a tight suit!
I'm heading the Seven; remind you of your IQ?
Defect again and I'll find you with bird's eye view!
Char you to a lump of coal so Dad will finally like you!

Zoolander:
Ew, fly back to your lab; stay there.
Invent a compound that patches gray hair.
The grossest thing in your show's your lack of face care.
Impenetrable skin? You've been cooked since daycare!
I was born super good-looking; you got a serum,
And you're still a disappointment: Soldier Boy, tell 'em!
I'll ruin your supe-premacy views in two seconds.
If everyone's an uber loser like you, then it's ew-genics!
He can't be a fascist; his fit is far from drippy.
That tacky fabric's giving... Nazi Party City!
You're so bland and sickly, to even Dere-lick me,
You must've lost your mind with no Vicky!
Your kind got poached like dodos; had nowhere to go but solo;
Now your son prefers the hobo, so you've totally got FOMO!
Don't you know you go so loco for bad promo?
Let your public image own you like your soul's trapped in a photo.

Reporters:
(overlapping interview questions)

Homelander:
Relax...
He's braindead and wife's dead, so both heads get zero action.
There's too much hair gel in his ear canal to hear you rappin'.
Anything coherent passes through him faster
Than some weirdo's package into the nearest asshole at Herogasm!
Like Black Noir, I'll make you hide that face!
You'll never land another runway like a hijacked plane!
Won an award for that Magnum? Your daddy wished he'd used one!
He celebrated way too early with his first two sons!
Humans are fragile; I'll make 'em snap like your pants!
I look down at them like "What is this, a planet for ants?"
But me? I make a bullet stop in its track with ease!
You flop as soon as you're shot by a magazine!
Trust me, all I need is one look!
Meanwhile, all you got is one look!
I will let you join your pals, so thank me!
Now let's light this candle, shall we?
(Homelander destroys the city)

Zoolander:
Sorry...
I have an after-city-wreckage party to be tending to!
You weren't invited, John; no one's really friends with you.
No hypnosis needed; you're a pampered lab-grown lackey!
Even that Storm-affront on fashion made you come in handy!
Say I'm brainwashed again? What's included in your super duties?
Only suited to act in some booty Tropic Thunder movies!
Vought milked you so bad that the thought has got you drooling!
I'm not your bra (brah), but you can suck me like some boobies!
Rooted for by teens who think they're being understood?
Oh, you're the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Media Good!
I'll gather all of the Boys; they can witness you squeal!
What's a blue Man of Steel to Zoolander's Blue Steel?

Homelander vs. Zoolander - Rap Battle!

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