WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGalnal9RdI

bblackroses as Spinel
Jenni No Mercy as Bendy

Bendy:
I’d tell you to stay quiet and seated during my picture show
But after 6000 whole years, you must be a pro
You’ll be flamed with fires of hell, the Dancing Demon’s bringing heat
I’ll resurrect the flow and turn my pen into an Ink Machine
Your show began with a resplendent performance
Just for the last half to go and ignore it
Your story was gutted and left just to bore us
A sacrifice that would impress Sammy Lawrence
Abhorrent, the only thing Bendy’s your morals, you go back and forth with your cheap talk 
And then singing is all that it takes to convince ya to turn back to good? That’s a Sheep Song
You push all your problems on Steven (woah) no wonder that you weren’t remembered (no)
Countless times I’ve been on screen and I’ve never seen a bigger projector (ohh)
We raised some cash for war bonds, but I’d rather stay abandoned
Than become a servant for 3 space nazis, you propagandist
30 damn years and we’re not offering Joey Drew any forgiveness
You were hellbent on revenge, then got redeemed in roughly 90 minutes
So how ‘bout you run right back to that wasteland that you call your home
I’m sure that Pink Diamond really misses her garden gnome

Spinel:
Well, well, well, well! Now isn’t that a shame
It must be pretty hard to not exist in your own game
Aww, but I’ll lend you a hand - so cheer up, little joker
I keep my best friends close and my enemies even closer
So call up your cult to come save ya
‘Cuz you’ll never win, you wimp
With how Sammy’s acting to praise ya
You’re putting the “imp” in simp
Got all this ink, but no paper
You’d beg for my Rejuvenator
Shilling out Soup just to save your Bacon
No wonder your business sinked
Yeah, you’re a Joey when hip hopping
Trapped in The Cycle, this kid’s washed up
The only time you’ve got drip on ya’s
When bleeding through like an ink splotch
on my pen, scrawling these sick bars that I spin onto this imp-oster
This gem’s polished, you’re flip flopping, you sing songs, I’m a pink monster
I took over the entirety of Earth to start a fire
And unlike you, i don’t need to pull it off with Marki-pliers
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase


Bendy:

Now, doll, we’re both victims to creators who lied
But mine was just untruthful, yours straight up banged Greg and then died
And you stayed guardin’ that garden alone - bummer, so sad
While I’m chillin’ with millions of fans - rubber hose mad!
I’m ballin’ in this battle here, you’re bawling ‘till you’re outta tears
If I witness one more fight scene with crying - I’m outta here!
Maybe a child would be entertained by how you cling to Pink and play
But now it seems both your loved ones and your fanbase begin to Drift Away

Spinel:

I’m laughing now at your attempt to scare me, I’ve seen deadlier Killers from Sadie’s rock band
All of your arguments suck against me but it makes that all Bendy has are strawmans
Talk about children? Just look at your fanbase - They’re the only ones who want to play ya
Don’t even try to backtrack on that, buddy, ‘cuz I know that’s all that your awful game does
You’re just another viral indie tryna squeak out some cash
Your biz is ink because you’re copying from previous fads
That’s right, we’ve heard your story over and over and over again
Gee, it’s swell you finally met the fate of all the other trends

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Spinel Art by s0_sm0l
Bendy Art by BMB
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz, Freshy Kanal and GlitchDude
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude and Sebb

Spinel vs Bendy - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

VIDEO:
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Superhero Rap Battles:
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Anime / Cartoon Rap Battles:
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CREDITS:

Alex M. as Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZ...

Mat4yo as The Flash 
https://www.youtube.com/user/Mat4yo

Art & Animation by
TreToonzz
https://twitter.com/TreToonzz
https://www.instagram.com/tretoonzz/

Written by Freshy Kanal, Jughead Jay, Evan, Creep Switch and Mat4yo

Additional Help by:
MetaMachine & Gamingplush64

Beat prod. by
Kustom

Audio Engineered by
Freshy Kanal

Mastered by
Sebb

Storyboard by
Freshy Kanal

Directed by
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by
Fightmarker

Special Thanks to SlimPlay

Thanks for Watching!

Lyrics:
Sonic:
Bring me in and the mic is gone
A gaming icon; speeding past your ass since 91’

I’ll fire up the track and fry up the “fastest man”!
Already cracked an Egg, now I’ll put a Flash in the pan!

I’m the Megaman for Sega fans, dedicated to best foes
You could never Top me, even if you went Rogue 

Flash back to the past, in case you didn’t know
Your mommy kicked the bucket cause you’re too slow!

You sunk into your guilt but you couldn’t take the blame for it
Cuz when she went out of the picture your daddy got framed for it

But I will give you the benefit of the doubt, your family can be-
Nevermind-  you turned your ex to .exe


Flash:
I feel suspense but it needs some sense, 
couldn’t you have tried this sooner?
Always squeeze in trends 
to receive more friends 
but still can’t blow up? ok sonic boomer

Work and love are two ends of the rope
You keep the ring in the pocket and let her sleep in the friendzone 

Put on some clothes, or do I need to address
That Flash is my name and not a request

Drop out of the olympics, it’s a big fat excuse
Keep living in the Shadow of people fighting in red suits

I’ve been in first place since before you were born
I make new 52, you make more 34


Sonic:
Cute setup, but it really ain’t my style
It doesn’t take Tails to tell I’ll run a mile

I can make you transform before you attack back
Just drive into Sonic’s and you’ll return as fat flash


Flash:
I’m running on water, in seconds I’m past it (oh!)
While you flow like someone who can’t swim!

I know the truth hurts, your zoo herd of losers
Cursed Sega so much, they’ll call you the blue slur


Sonic:
I’ll teach your Speed Force a free course in spitting a verse!
You bit the dust like this was Crisis on Infinite Earths

News Flash! There’s a new flash! 
He Zooms past! Leaves you last! It’s the blue dash!

You went out with a terrorist? Just to get used at S.T.A.R.?
I guess we could say your date took banging a bit too far

Let me give you an idea of a future you can peak at
I’ll dominate DC as if it stood for DreamCast!


Flash:
I’d diss all your forms but I wouldn’t make it through
Cuz those OC’s make me sick, Soni-Choo

And in 8 whole years you pulled a whole route 
From "gotta go fast" to "gotta get sued"!

You seem to be unaware, so better face facts
This rodent is roadkill on both the rap and race track

You’re always getting stomped out and pummeled by Metal Sonic
But the Man of Steel I face is left in dust in my comics!

Your latest animation tried to stack up a Green Hill
But you rushed for bucks! Guess you’re the proof that speed kills!

No matter what design, you’ll always be a flick killer
So forget your gold rings, today you took a Quicksilver

Sonic vs. The Flash

Sonic vs. The Flash - Rap Battle!

Freshy Kanal - Donkey Kong Vs. Winston Rap Battle Ft. Titanium1208 & BluBirdVA

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Chi-Chi as Power
Azia as Nezuko Kamado

Power:
(ahem) Grovel, human! Oh wait, you're not anymore.
Not since your entire bloodline was dropped on your porch!
If your ego gets too big, I'll cut it off at the source!
Save the crocodile tears and end this sob story short!
'Cuz I'm the fucking president of the United States!
Sleepy Joe over here ain't even qualified to race!
Everybody and their mother wants to kidnap the kid napping!
Got Moons walking on you; now you run from Michael Fucking Jackson!
Fancy footwork, thinking you're Messi? Kiddo, go fuck off and kick rocks!
Your demon art couldn't dent me; my blood boils because I'm pissed off!
I'll bite the hand that has fed me, and I'll shit wherever I want!
You're one-dimensional, just like Denji; you can't think outside of the box!
I got 1000 IQ; you got 1000 knife wounds!
Keep you locked up; no way to bite through! Had to make sure that it was child-proof!
All of your friends are making big steps, while you're the gum under their shoe!
Sleeping tight, but something feels fishy; when are your chums becoming your food?

Nezuko Kamado:
You must be ready to box, padding and filler galore...
I'm packing cheap shots; have Aki deliver to doors.
I don't need Tanjiro; I can smell you from a mile away.
At least he doesn't have to show me how to style and bathe.
I'll wipe the smile and the grime off your entitled face!
You're washed up, but to get clean, you'd need a tidal wave.
Like Kobeni's license plate, I'll bash your hood in.
Pedal to the brake; I smash my foot in.
Severed at the crown; still ass I'm whoopin'.
Ten toes down, and you're the crap I stood in.
Makima would pop your cap at the drop of a hat.
You have been catching strays, and probably the clap.
Claim that you'll kill a pussy, but get awfully attached.
Funny, a cat woman double crossed by a bat.
You're a blood-sucking leech! You're acting tough, but no one trusts
You'd muster up the belief for standing up to the beasts!
When on the cusp of defeat, you'd simply jump ship and leave!
Ain't got the guts for this beef; can't even stomach your greens!
You think you're the main event, but vain attempts have left you ostracized!
You're big and bad? You'd piss your pants if I went and switched off the lights!
Got no shame and dodge the blame; toxic traits, yet so cocky!
If you keep on pointing fingers, you'll be left with nobody!

Power:
KAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'll roast Inosuke like pork; dice him! Split Zenitsu like forked lightning!
Mangle Tanjiro, hang the Hashiras; I'll have the whole entire Corps frightened!
I'll win for my priministirial campaign!
If your family wasn't axed, they'd be in famine from my tax rates!
You're a burden, a weight! So much baggage, you're hurtful to carry; your brother to act as your personal caddy!
He's in the fray, while you sleep in the day; make him serve as a lackey!
You never trained hard, never came far; you're alone in a fight, and you're getting chopped!
You'd be better off if I'm sending you back to your village looking like a bento box!

Nezuko Kamado:
Power as a leader? Stop gassing her up like that'd fit her.
You're one racist line away from female anime Hitler.
Hard to keep my rage contained; I think I've found the outlet!
Hit the Griddy one more time, I'll hit the grid and cause a power outage!
I cooked Daki easy; Makima would've charred this bitch!
Can't beat her without Pochita; you didn't have the heart for it!
You ain't second in command 'cuz you were Denji's first mate!
Won't hold a candle to me; don't you remember his birthday?

Power vs. Nezuko - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126 as Flowey the Flower
Eddiefrb as Happy Appy

Flowey the Flower:
Howdy, Appy! I'm Flowey, Appy! I would show you around here, Appy!
But this irrelevant freak is used to being underground and crappy!
You're clowning tryna out rap me, Appy!
Your show can't compare to the fear I instill,
'Cause when it comes to a track, see, Appy!
Let me tell you right here that's it's kill or be killed! (Yay!)
You're just shock horror for some worried minors,
I'll compost your shitpost as fertilizer!
You ripped off The Cove yet you can't hold a candle,
Your white van's less scary than Damn Daniеl!
You're so obscure, this Lost Soul's plot just drones on.
Thе most lame no-name John Doe fraud from Roblox!
Your roots are embedded in your meaningless gore,
It seems that this apple's rotten to the CORE!

Happy Appy:
Oh no! It looks like Flowey's having trouble with his words.
What do we need to fix this track? That's right, a Happy Rappy verse!
So now a real monster spits!
...
This one is not for kids!
...
This apple drops disses like Newton,
Or humans that foolishly dropped from cliffs!
Say I'm copying? That's low hanging fruit.
Your dev took from Earthbound and crammed it deep in your roots!
Took combat from Touhou but couldn't do it well,
I'd rather die and rot inside the Devil's realm than in your bullet hell!
Here's another one of my accurate predictions,
Big Apple drops bombs like I'm crashing a building!
With the van I'm equipped with, kids cower 'fore I kill 'em.
You spit friendliness pellets twice the pacifist Frisk is.
I won't need to be the one to pick you off,
When your dad's playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not!"
And since you wanna remain a sorrowful bloomer,
Well, I Nick'd goat mama and made some new Juniors.
I'll take this flower and slash him and split him,
Apart like the RUINS his bloodline was hit with.
Past your peak, what a tragedy the flower is wiltin'
But that's natural, children.

Flowey the Flower:
Won't take Forenziks to tell you made no imprint on your genre...
I don't even think Papyrus would enjoy your pasta!
All the preschoolers would skip through the class,
Of the Annoying Orange with a stick up his ass!
I know hip hop, hell, flow's in my name,
I'm Photoshop! You're more MS Paint...
This is it! You idiot!
You're meaningless and your show's done!
You'll remain the biggest troll to ever grace Toby's work since Homestuck!

Happy Appy:
You freaked out when Frisk spared your life,
How could you possibly Hurt Happy?
Then they turned crazy, you begged to survive!
Even for a flower, you sure are sappy.
Fun fact kids! Apple seeds contain traces of cyanide!
So about you suck my seeds and kill yourself a final time!

Flowey the Flower vs. Happy Appy - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Shwabadi as Arthur Morgan
Ethan Connor Condon as Trevor Philips

Arthur Morgan:
I know you like denial, but this is brazenly dumb.
You should pick better fights, but... can't change what's done.
I'm a headhunter; you're wanted dead or alive.
Cut right there on your neck? I'd be mighty obliged!
There ain't enough space for the two of us on my route.
Gotta teach a druggie 'bout shooting up at high noon.
I ride with my crew; yours ties you in a tight noose.
Christ, kid! Even your own hairline would slight you!
It ain't my place to judge whatever business you have,
But your mom fucked you up... and you'd fuck her back?
My poor horse would drop from all the baggage you got!
So maybe get lost, like this is the mall and I'm your pops!
You're too off-the-rails for a heist; that's your problem.
But I've found any trainwreck is prolly worth robbin'!
It eats you alive that Mike crushed all you ever did.
This cannibal freak got a taste of his own medicine!

Trevor Phillips:
I'm sorry, cowboy... we actin' like we're tough?
Sure you'd take the smoke with that crap inside your lungs?
Wanna get rough, cowboy? Guess we're in luck...
You can lick my nuts and pretend I'm Dutch!
And tell me, where's the money that he promised you?
Cough it up, not the blood! FUCK! What is wrong with you?!
One girl has talked to you that wasn't a prostitute!
And she still left; only pigs ever wanted you!
We both know you shouldn't bring a rat to your cheddar,
But what's it to ya? Your stash is a couple cans in the desert!
That is your treasure? You hipsters in the mountains make me pissed off.
Bumfucks don't even have a doorstep I can shit on!

Arthur Morgan:
Where do you get off blabberin' about attraction?
You don't get a passing glance from gals 'til you kidnap 'em!
I would never cave and be some stooge for the government.
There's more bits of brain on yer boot than yer fuckin' head!
I don't like to hold grudges, and yet you're under my skin.
Vengeance is a fool's game, but so is lettin' ya live!
Let's finish what's started... Can I get a witness protection?
I got bullets with your name and no more Brad-skull to catch 'em!

Trevor Phillips:
What a brave guy, tryna pay for his crimes
While his wife died for less than the change on her eyes!
Drop the nice guy polite "pick me" act, you fuckhead!
Dragging bodies through nature with that shiny moral compass!
'Cause fuck that! Honor's an excuse to die broke!
I'd sell your heart of gold and use that light dough to buy smokes!
You're at the end of my rope, so keep your lasso strapped!
I'll drag your ass until you really get to see Tahiti and back!
Wanna get wasted? I got rounds you drown in!
So when you go to Hell, tell Lenny that you found him!

Arthur Morgan vs. Trevor Philips - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal as King Midas
Stargirl as Medusa

King Midas:
Kicks and the bling only fit for a king!
I got iced-out rings like a rink!
Pour another vintage to drink!
The original Richard Branson, rich as Mansa; I'm Mr. Banker!
Boats full of gold, so they don't even go
When you lift the anchor; all my ships are backed up!
I'm Olympus status; who needs Olympic matches?
Win medallions from all of my interactions!
Oh, you're here too... unexpectedly.
Shouldn't you still be sitting at therapy?
Life flipped and tossed; for a sense of scale,
The tale of your head is one of heads and tails!
I'm frickin' flyer than the child that she died to free!
You're out of luck, so don't roll your snake eyes at me!
And while this outcome isn't likely,
Keep the veil down if you're ever a bride-to-be!

Medusa:
Peasants tire of your brags being shoved down their throats.
I'll do Greece a favor; turn your mouth to stone.
How can a man so rich still have no values?
Carry so many secrets, you look like a pack mule.
His stupidity is understated.
Thought a barbershop would've sung and praised him!
It wasn't a close shave; everyone was throwing shade
At the death of his own fucking reputation.
Don't mistake placations they gift you as tributes.
Your people are laughing at you, not with you.
Tired of your wealth and its blatant misuse;
It's extra fools' gold they must slave and sift through.
Run like the waters! Beauty's in the eye of the beholder,
And all I see in front of me's a bum of a father.
I grew up in despair,
And the only thing colder than my lair is a hug from your daughter.
I've been secluded for years without a dime.
You eat grapes off a vine, still find time to whine!
Act high and mighty; I'll be getting you stoned to death.
No pound of gold can outweigh your loneliness.

King Midas:
Lonely? Lady, you rested in a temple
'Til Perseus showed up and disconnected your temple.
He got your head in a bag for a king; it doesn't shock me.
I get your head on a bag when I buy Versace!
Try to stop me? My fortune's enormous!
You bore me much more than your stories of horseshit!
Athena's curse made you an ouroboros:
You had snakes all around ou before you were a gorgon!

Medusa:
The gods that I prayed to attacked and betrayed me.
Now they're the prey of the monster they made me.
History shows that my anger is righteous.
You're sad 'cause you're drowning in gold? Poor Midas!
Who cares about a king that was consumed by greed
And fed his hubris until he had no food to eat?
The human species now is enough proof to me
You're just a cautionary tale that every fool repeats!

King Midas:
Ahem... listen...
Any barber hired for your style would be way too scared!
It shouldn't take Steve Irwin to tame your hair!
Don't get ahead of yourself; this ain't a clash of titans
When you can't even survive in Percy Jackson's writing!
You turn bodies lifeless; I turn commodities priceless!
A tidal of tidings! Fuck Poseidon; take his trident,
Show you all a new wave! Coldest ruler who gave
Not a single fuck 'bout anyone; looks like a golden goose egg!

Medusa:
Selfish oaf, so gross and uncouth.
Dionysus wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot tube.
You're not a master just because you got a cut tooth.
That gold rush was a bust, and you'll be one too.
You were warned about your wish and that it would never last.
Midas Touch? You'll bite the dust before you're ever lent a hand!
No man or god averts my gaze; my revenge will be had,
Turning all of you to nothing more than relics of the past.

King Midas vs. Medusa - Rap Battle!

Sex, Drugs & Rock ‘n Roll

Check out the (ANIMATED) video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKCxNmCLl7M

Jerry Flowers as Alastor
Alex as Siren Head

Siren Head:
I’m hailed as the patron saint of bad things coming
And it’s more than a moniker when I’m paired against a demon
Not talkin’ your Hotel when this has-been’s running
With his tail between his legs, ‘cuz I tear into a heathen
A deer is entering my woodlands - This greeting we hadn’t shook hands
Don’t need a rifle to hunt you for sport and then mount your noggin on a wood stand
You can’t handle what i’m bringing because Hell is so full
Got my ears ringing like you’re the telephone pole
Henderson’s hindering venison imps and your denizens think Siren Head’s in control

Alastor:
Are you pulling my leg? ‘Cuz I think I got a Charlie horse
Those bars are torturous, not even something I’d endorse
Rap battles are truly so much fun for me, Eddie
But if you were going to win, YOU WOULD’VE DONE SO ALREADY
Yes, I’m the big shot eldritch horror - ding dong and ditch on ya
Bring your best, come on, the thing from hell spits hotter
King of senseless slaughter - sins brought death and honour
Sing your siren song ‘cuz this one’s well a goner
Rejected as an SCP but you should stay contained
In the minds of children dumb enough to want to play your games
And before our station cuts back to Trevor’s commercial break
Best stay tuned for when I finish off this miserable mistake 

Siren Head:
It’s alarming, you suck more than a tornado
It seems that inside of every demon is a lame flow, take notes
Your pathetic pathos hate shows you’re not charming, hack
Ain’t seen a bigger animated pussy since Cartoon Cat
You should reflect how this battle goes - Ain’t been dissed this hard since Vaggie, bro
I’m edging closer and hell’ll freeze over when i’m serving Alastor a la mode
You’re off the air and off your rocker tryna fight me
When it comes to radio, you’re less deadly than 5G

Alastor:
Your mic is peaking - too bad it’s not your dissing skills 
My ears are bleeding - now I know how your victims feel
This trending fad will come to pass, I’ll continue my show’s run
Soon to sink back to the cemetery that you rose from

Written, Directed & Coverart by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Prod. by Anywaywell

NEXT BATTLE: Tomorrow Is Another Day (ft. Azia? & GamingPlush64)

Power vs. Nezuko - Rap Battle!

Jose