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────────── ✘ LYRICS ✘ ───────────
Lights they flicker 
And the candles glitter 
Like you’re in a thriller
Heart goes 
Pound pound pound 
Ghostly figures 
They can get so bitter 
Sure you want to enter 
You can turn back now 

You don’t 
You don’t know where I’ve been 
What’s going on inside
Where the monsters like to 
Come alive 
Come alive 
Do you 
Really want to know me 
I’m really not that cozy 
It’s up to you so 
You decide 
You decide 
 
Could you love me at my worst 
‘Til the coffin’s in the dirt
Or try to break me like a curse 
You know that will never work 
I’m a little bit absurd 
I like dancing on the verge 
Anyone can love a pretty little mansion 
But could you love a 
A haunted haunted house 
Oh could you love me now 
A haunted haunted 
I’m a haunted house 
A haunted haunted house 
If you’re too scared get out 
A haunted haunted 
I’m a haunted house 

Broken windows 
And a warning scribbled
On my walls
Saying that you better turn around 
Wouldn’t be the first to try to burn me down 
Your move 
You choose 
 
Could you love me at my worst 
‘Til the coffin’s in the dirt
Or try to break me like a curse 
You know that will never work 
I’m a little bit absurd 
I like dancing on the verge 
Anyone can love a pretty little mansion 
But could you love a 
A haunted haunted house 
Oh could you love me now 
A haunted haunted 
I’m a haunted house 
A haunted haunted house 
If you’re too scared get out 
A haunted haunted 
I’m a haunted house

Do you 
Know me 
 
But could you love a 
A haunted haunted house 
Oh could you love me now 
A haunted haunted 
I’m a haunted house 
A haunted haunted house 
If you’re too scared get out 
A haunted haunted 
I’m a haunted house
 
Could you love me at my worst 
‘Til the coffin’s in the dirt 
Anyone could love a pretty little mansion

➥ Produced by @davidspencermusic

This Is Neoni

Haunted House

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Chi-Chi as Power
Azia as Nezuko Kamado

Power:
(ahem) Grovel, human! Oh wait, you're not anymore.
Not since your entire bloodline was dropped on your porch!
If your ego gets too big, I'll cut it off at the source!
Save the crocodile tears and end this sob story short!
'Cuz I'm the fucking president of the United States!
Sleepy Joe over here ain't even qualified to race!
Everybody and their mother wants to kidnap the kid napping!
Got Moons walking on you; now you run from Michael Fucking Jackson!
Fancy footwork, thinking you're Messi? Kiddo, go fuck off and kick rocks!
Your demon art couldn't dent me; my blood boils because I'm pissed off!
I'll bite the hand that has fed me, and I'll shit wherever I want!
You're one-dimensional, just like Denji; you can't think outside of the box!
I got 1000 IQ; you got 1000 knife wounds!
Keep you locked up; no way to bite through! Had to make sure that it was child-proof!
All of your friends are making big steps, while you're the gum under their shoe!
Sleeping tight, but something feels fishy; when are your chums becoming your food?

Nezuko Kamado:
You must be ready to box, padding and filler galore...
I'm packing cheap shots; have Aki deliver to doors.
I don't need Tanjiro; I can smell you from a mile away.
At least he doesn't have to show me how to style and bathe.
I'll wipe the smile and the grime off your entitled face!
You're washed up, but to get clean, you'd need a tidal wave.
Like Kobeni's license plate, I'll bash your hood in.
Pedal to the brake; I smash my foot in.
Severed at the crown; still ass I'm whoopin'.
Ten toes down, and you're the crap I stood in.
Makima would pop your cap at the drop of a hat.
You have been catching strays, and probably the clap.
Claim that you'll kill a pussy, but get awfully attached.
Funny, a cat woman double crossed by a bat.
You're a blood-sucking leech! You're acting tough, but no one trusts
You'd muster up the belief for standing up to the beasts!
When on the cusp of defeat, you'd simply jump ship and leave!
Ain't got the guts for this beef; can't even stomach your greens!
You think you're the main event, but vain attempts have left you ostracized!
You're big and bad? You'd piss your pants if I went and switched off the lights!
Got no shame and dodge the blame; toxic traits, yet so cocky!
If you keep on pointing fingers, you'll be left with nobody!

Power:
KAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'll roast Inosuke like pork; dice him! Split Zenitsu like forked lightning!
Mangle Tanjiro, hang the Hashiras; I'll have the whole entire Corps frightened!
I'll win for my priministirial campaign!
If your family wasn't axed, they'd be in famine from my tax rates!
You're a burden, a weight! So much baggage, you're hurtful to carry; your brother to act as your personal caddy!
He's in the fray, while you sleep in the day; make him serve as a lackey!
You never trained hard, never came far; you're alone in a fight, and you're getting chopped!
You'd be better off if I'm sending you back to your village looking like a bento box!

Nezuko Kamado:
Power as a leader? Stop gassing her up like that'd fit her.
You're one racist line away from female anime Hitler.
Hard to keep my rage contained; I think I've found the outlet!
Hit the Griddy one more time, I'll hit the grid and cause a power outage!
I cooked Daki easy; Makima would've charred this bitch!
Can't beat her without Pochita; you didn't have the heart for it!
You ain't second in command 'cuz you were Denji's first mate!
Won't hold a candle to me; don't you remember his birthday?

Power vs. Nezuko - Rap Battle!

Freshy Kanal: Jinx vs Junko Enoshima ft. HalaCG & Bblackroses

Freshy Kanal: GHOST RAP CYPHER ft. Cam Steady, NemRaps, Chi-chi, HalaCG & More

this time its an anime special

bearandrocky1 as Natsuki
CookieSaurus as Nico Yazawa
Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Skeep

Nico:
Nico Attacks! She’s a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She’s unbridled!
A recycled archetype’s gone viral? I won’t let your likes come and steal my title!
The feisty first-year’s frightened! She’s faceless and turning white!
Little prideful? I’ve earned the right! Let’s see if the pasty pastry chef’s got the bite! 
You can’t Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won’t let that dream come true!
Cause you’ll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo!
How can you learn to love the new boy if you can’t learn to Love Life?
The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (hahaha)

Natsuki:
Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn’t even make sense!
It’s a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents!
Now to beat this little brat’s nothing to dealing with Yuri’s crap
So forget what’s in my file! I’ll wipe your smug face off the UV map!
I’ll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me!
Can’t hear your Heart’s Melody over mine going Doki Doki!
I’m fly! Nico can try me, but that’s all she can manage
Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging!

Nico:
You’re baked! A-RISE and awake! I’ll spit cold, make Snow halate!
Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!
Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me
I’ll have won the fans’ hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii!

Natsuki:
That’s supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what’s the buzz?!
I expected a good comeback. I  w a s  w a i t i n g,  I  r e a l l y  w a s...
Let’s take your overdone trope and show how shallow we’ve become
I ’ v e  b e a t e n  t h e  s h i t  o u t  o f  y o u  a n d  I ’ m  g o i n g  t o  t e l l  e v e r y o n e

Natsuki vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle #?

Created by StrawberrySana
Vocals:
StrawberrySana - Natsuki/Monika
Pastelle - Yuri

(I do not claim ownership of this song.  All credit to its rightful owners.)

Natsuki vs Yuri - Rap Battle - StraberrySana

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Six: The Musical (Studio Cast Recording)

Ex-Wives

Video: COMING SOONG

Steady Cam as Minecraft
Jackie as Roblox

LYRICS:
Minecraft:
Start up a new world can’t believe my eyes
There’s already a zombie, it ain’t even night 
I’m just surprised how they keep you alive 
with You’re graphics stuck back in 2005

But there’s no survival, I’m more creative 
While you’re just a scammer, using it’s player
cause I make one payment for infinite action 
You’re milkin’ kid’s Robux with micro transaction

All that you built up you know that I break that
Cuts just like diamonds this isn’t your safe chat
Why don’t you face that, you ain’t no game
You’re a hub full of stolen ones for kids to play 

That’s right you’re a criminal now time to pay up
My bars’ a jail that you cannot break from 
TNT I’ll light ya up 
And will beam your screen back to Dynablox


Roblox:
ROBLOX, ROBLOX,
ROBLOX, ROBLOX
I’m a tycoon Roaster
I’ll ride your mom like a coaster
I made her go “oof” now I’ll kill you
Push you out a plane, with no parachute
Watch you plummet to your death 
as SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
Speed run for your life, but you know I run faster
I’ll make your bloody corpse look like a natural disaster
I’ll murder you no mystery, Roblox goes down in history 
While Minecraft is just diamond armor around your virginity. 

um..
uh..
ummm

Minecraft:
That was a bit weird but now I’m back to rappin’ 
I’mma just act as if that didn’t happen 
So back to action, This noob is straight gettin’ played
Bury you back to third grade 
I’ve got nothing to prove but you can’t say the same, 
Look at your site, I’m ashamed 
That I be pitted against a kid so insecure 
he put pop up ads on his own games, lame 
Notch the creator, built with hands
But even your maker’s, built on a sham
How you gonna name him, as builder man
While your best games were, built by the fans
That’s lower than the bedrock, you’re bottom, minin’ nothin’
Call me all your coppers, cause I’m droppin’ you inside the dungeon
lockin’ you outta my realm, call that Ro-Blocked
How you commin’ back from that now Roblox?

Roblox: I’ll kill you man, I have an actual gun
I will off you in front of your parents for fun 
Then I will drown em dump them in quill lake
And play hide and go seek with their bodys’ remains
Can’t escape now you’re in my blast zone
I’ve got a real bomb and I’ll kill us both
Then see you in hell and I will bash your face in
Put you in some dough and make Pizza with Satan 
Won’t jail break from your flows
I’ll make you drop all the soap
then hang you right by your throat 
Epstein didn’t kill himself bro
Notch is just chubby and sad
Builderman’s a Builder chad
Roblox good, Minecraft bad
Do us a favor commit Toaster Bath

Minecraft vs. Roblox

Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Vladimyr P. as Stick Stickly

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HAPPY APPY
AGAINST
STICK STICKLY
BEGIN

Happy Appy:
Hey kids, welcome back, and in today’s episode
I will be sure to break Stickly even more than my own
So to flow like a tsunami, your only hope is pressing one
To push your buttons is the only way that Happy’s having fun

Stick Stickly:
Hey bud, you speak of fun? But that verse was plane and lame
This Stick is spitting sick, spilling your apple saucy brains
And it’s too bad those four lines dragged out more than your story
The winner’s yet to be revealed, and hint; not you, you’re boring!

Happy Appy:
It’s a Day on the Track, Hey kids, let’s Dip a spastic
You gave such a wooden performance, it’s ironic, your raps are plastic
A design like that? It’s easy to see why you left kids snoring
I put the ‘I’ into S_CKLY, you put the ‘I’ into BOR_NG!
No matter what you Bark, your loss’ll surely be appealing
You can’t Stick up for yourself, your show, or the kids that I’m pleasing
I have nailed down this win along with Stickly for construction
Then I’ll tear it down with a chainsaw for your destruction

Stick Stickly:
Just get it through your Noggin, Appy, you don’t make the kids Happy
Cus of your wacky design, you’ll see the Vision of this tragedy
Happy’s come to get schooled, unlike your Wiki; not clickbait
You’re getting meaner and meaner; keep that in your Jar of Hate
Sike! You think you could dip me? Please, like you could diss me, geez
If I am as dull as a knife I could still dice through you with ease
Children need me, while, your show’s flights gone down in plight
And you’re Half the Man I am; a watered down Nick at Nite

Happy Appy:
Wow, that’s all you chalked up? Step into my Van; yuh
Will meet the same fate like as if you were Miranda
The cancellation of your website be lookin’ like 9/11
Cuz IPs have gone down and that is natural children

Stick Stickly:
The only thing that’s natural’s entertaining minors like I did
You couldn’t kill a beat cus you’re stuck on murdering your kids
You’ll get sliced in the same direction, x’d out like my eyes
I would let Happy Rot in Hell, but the track is where you die

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Marsad Men
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Aaron Peters

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly. Sinister Rap Battles

Cam (Video Game Rap Battles) as Video Games
None Like Joshua as Anime
Produced by Def Starz
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XC5HaLnOD535d3mNHjyIn1nqBHPRneXvcaaIdE-H0sA/edit?usp=sharing

Anime vs. Video Games - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Sonic.EXE:
Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown
So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone?
Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype?
Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed”
Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick
I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish!
You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick
But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit
A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide
You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why
I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend
That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx

Laura Barns:
So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect?
You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX”
Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit
So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences.
I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo
You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow!
So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control
Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!”

Sonic.EXE:
You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude?
Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too!
I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended!
You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending
Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project!
And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship!

Laura Barns:
I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ!
Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside!
An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me!
Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak!

CREDITS

Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE
https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker
Illuminasium As Laura Barns
https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
Mixed and Mastered by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Beat by 2Deep
Sonic.EXE Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Sonic.EXE vs. Laura Barns (Unfriended) - Rap Battle

QUEEN OF THE FREAKS

Original: https://youtu.be/JLr9JVFEWHc

THE ART ISN’T MINE!!

Power vs. Nezuko - Rap Battle!

Jose