I’m a two legged no solicitation sign
I don’t need to buy your stuff
I’m doing just fine
I’m not interested in hearing about your pitch
I don’t care if you say you can make me rich
I’m not interested in buying what you’re selling
There’s something fishy that I’m smelling
They say there’s a sucker born every minute
This feels like a scam and I’m not stepping in it

All these people out there interested in
Selling things, I’m not buying
But every single day even when I say no,
they keep right on trying

My phone numbers on the do not call list
but the telemarketers can’t seem to resist
They call me at work 
They call me at home
What I really want is to be left alone
I’m on my exercise bike and I hear the door bell
There’s a guy out there with something to sell
I’m covered in sweat and I’m breathing hard
And he wants to hand me his business card

All these people out there interested in
Selling things, I’m not buying
But every single day even when I say no,
they keep right on trying

I just want to stream videos on my phone
Don’t need those spam calls please leave me alone
I just want to stream videos on my phone
Don’t need those spam calls please leave me alone

They say your car warranties about to expire
And the price of repairs keeps getting higher
you can give your credit card over the phone
To a random stranger from the comfort of home
These infomercials on your TV
They tell you how great your life can be
For just four easy payments you can buy a new blender
You can make fruit smoothies to recover from a bender.

All these people out there interested in
Selling things, I’m not buying
But every single day even when I say no,
they keep right on trying

I just want to stream videos on my phone
Don’t need those spam calls please leave me alone
I just want to stream videos on my phone
Don’t need those spam calls please leave me alone

No Solicitation Song

I was interested in music in my early youth... so I soon got my first synthesizer and set up a small home recording studio.
over the years i played keyboards in 5 bands...the direction was rock...pop...blues and soul.
in the meantime i have discovered my enthusiasm for creating my own songs.
it makes me happy when I can compose...arrange...mix...produce and create something new.
it's like a passion to experiment with different styles of music... and it gives me a lot of joy.
the only limit is your imagination...
is my motto.
and everything is possible...you just have to try.

music is pure magic...and part of the soul...
no one can escape her
let the music guide your mind...and that's the only way you'll get the freedom...you've always wanted

I had something inside that must fly free.
NeoClassical
Modern Classical
Soundtrack
OST
BSO
Not Quite Classical
And ….  Prog rock. 

https://youtube.com/channel/UCFn6yvzY1gKi7lheBTK-Ftw
@TheBirdInside

Hi everyone, let me tell u, bout me. I’m singer, and songwriter musician  And I also enjoy making a content video to shared Social Media all over the world.I’m also a musician, and I teach myself how to play instruments by myself, I also have a Hobbies that I enjoy psychology, music

First of all Thank you!! For listening to my streams music it’s life changing, my goals is that I will continue to write has many song, and felt like anyone can relate to the song and lyrics and to have that inspired to anyone. A big huge thank you !


https://bio.site/Bolodomae

Songs with a twinge of humor (and some a bit more serious).  
I do not use AI to create my songs. 
Recently I have had the urge to pick up my guitars (Taylor 114ce and Fender Squire) and I have been trying to use more guitar in my songs.  
My go to .vst plug ins are  EZkeys 2, EZ Bass and  EZ drummer 3) and my DAW is Logic Pro 11. 
I welcome your comments and enjoy listening to all the great music on SoundCloud. 
All songs are originals and copyrighted.

JERUSALEM CALLING 

this is purely for the love of playing in fact its my therapy 
I heard from beyond the grave to rock n roll

And I enjoy your guys music very much  


DISCLAIMER-- I mix and master this sound specifically using Audio Technica ATH-M20x Professional Monitor Headphones through a  Focusrite Scarlett Solo 4th Gen USB Audio Interface.   Also if its played through external speakers it probably sounds garbage.  It's mixed and mastered on headphones for headphones.  

BAND CAMP- https://jerusalemcalling.bandcamp.com/track/promises-to-abraham

We are a quality rockband from Sweden. Al productions are selfwritten and produced. Hope you enjoy!!

🕊️welcome...thank you for listening❤️
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jay-did ("jaded"), possessed by the supreme overlord of the irreverent, the ill conceived, the unadvisable, the backward, the naive, the ignorant, the unintuitive, and all that is counter-popular, creates music that unites familiar sounds with ones that challenge and expand your brain. he/she/they offer you a gift that requires only your ears to receive, and seeks not worship, but simply to create happiness while helping feed the popular machine with new ideas.

WTF IS JAY-DID?

jay-did (pronounced "jaded" or /ˈdʒeɪ.dɪd/), the overlord of the counter-popular, has possessed the body of a mortal to carry out his plan  to disrupt the conformity in the universe. this benevolent entity intends to do this through the power of music, and passes new musical concepts directly through his mortal vessel to be shared with all of humanity. this simpleton of a performer is merely a pawn of the overlord, so cut him a little slack. he can't control any of this. he is being molded into a battle-hardened rock-and-roll soldier that will soon be ready to carry out my most sinister plans.

JAY-DID'S BACKSTORY

jad-did selected the five points and rino arts district neighborhoods of Denver, Colorado has the ideal place to focus his crusade against popular music. this wonderful place has proven to be fertile ground for emerging counter-pop artistry, and jay-did did intends to stay at the center of it all.

peace and love ♥️🕊️✌️from your friend, jay-did.

JAY-DID'S TECHNOLOGY

https://jay-did.com
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BITCHES

goddamn I love them all. today (and every day) i stand in solidarity our women! without whom, we simply would not exist as a species.

2022 was a tribute to female icons ♥️ 
including our own Lisha Toasterhoven as we as...
kim deal
Shakira
annie lennox
dolly parton
debbie harry
nina simone
gwen stefani
lizzo
cindi lauper
lita ford
ruth bader ginsburg
patti labelle
patsy cline
Janice Joplin
janelle monáe
rita marley
norah jones
deborah harry
tina turner
brittany howard
fiona apple
billie holiday
linda ronstadt
wendy o. williams 
madonna
laurie anderson
joan jett
amy winehouse
gilda radner
bobb'e j. thompson
jack black
bruce lee
kate bush

OTHER SHIZZ

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I love all y'all!

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No Solicitation Song

Joe Stroffolino