Ha!!! Joe!! Doing that, sorta.. brisket and pulled pork, tomorrow! My first born’s graduation party!! 🕺🏼.. this is fun and amazing!! Great chords and LYRICS!! Yes!!!! We have an elliptical! Only way to lose weight and gain muscle., always @ weights! Less lbs.. more reps.. especially when aging, ha! I can say or a fact! Last two years! Less weight.. more reps! Don’t strain aging ligaments! .. but One can build muscle.. and lose weight! Took me 30 years to realize that cardio running.. a waste of time!! He and he and ha!  Brisket and cake( and pasta salad) ha!!!!🤣🤣🤣

Always you bring a smile to my face. We all feel like this but prefer the easy option. Great lyrics Joe and brought to life in music, the real world 👍

"Why can't losing weight be as easy as losing hair" : it's so true and cruel ... this excellent song makes us suffer 😀👍!!!

🔥🔥awesome Joe 🔥🔥
👏🏻your songs & lyrics are very well thought out 
👏🏻and they sound great as well
👏🏻awesome 🎸 work 
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Bravo Joe👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Great fun perspective on such a global subject. I can relate to this Joe! Reposted!

Hi - You make me laugh by this wonderful and cool song! I had a Danish with my coffee today!

Cover art:  Taylor 114ce and my Peloton

Eating lots of cheese and hotdogs, eating lots of cake. and pie
I wish that I could switch to arugula and beets so I could be a more healthy guy.
It seems like everywhere I look; I see a delicious high calorie treat
But I only have one stomach and there's so much food to eat.
There's a Peloton in my basement, I need to go down there
Cause I. don't like how I look in my underwear
Why can't losing weight be as easy as losing hair.
I step into Starbucks for black coffee and walk out with hot chocolate and a muffin. Sometimes I feel like a teddy bear who's been filled with too much stuffing 
I tell myself that for lunch I'll have a side salad, and I'll skip the dressing but the more that I think about it it starts to feel depressing
there's the peloton in my basement I need to go down there.

If God said to Adam if you eat that fruit, you won't look good in your birthday suit, would he have taken a bite?  Based on my experience I don't think so.
If Moses led his people to the promised land and they found a place where desert was banned, would they have stayed there?  Based on my experience I don't think so.
There’s a Peloton in my basement. I need to go down there. 
I chew on my celery stick and I wish I was eating a French fry and I sip from my bottle of water but I'd rather be drinking a Mai Tai 
every day when I put on my clothes my pants feel a little bit tighter and every time when I step on the scale I realize I'm not getting lighter
There's a Peloton in my basement, I need to go down there
Cause I don't like how I look in my underwear
Why can't losing weight be as easy as losing hair.
Why is the food that tastes the best so unhealthy it's not fair.

Peloton in My Basement 2025 version

Songs with a twinge of humor (and some a bit more serious).  
I do not use AI to create my songs. 
Recently I have had the urge to pick up my guitars (Taylor 114ce and Fender Squire) and I have been trying to use more guitar in my songs.  
My go to .vst plug ins are  EZkeys 2, EZ Bass and  EZ drummer 3) and my DAW is Logic Pro 11. 
I welcome your comments and enjoy listening to all the great music on SoundCloud. 
All songs are originals and copyrighted.

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