The North Pole was melting 
And fearing a catastrophe
Santa hitched up his reindeer and flew to Washington DC

The Air Force saw him approaching 
They scrambled a fighter jet
They almost shot him down before they realized he wasn’t a threat

They escorted him to the white house 
To meet the president.  
They posed for a photo together and then Santa Started to vent.

He said please mister president
I know you want to drill baby drill
But all those CO2 emissions are making the North Pole ill

He said I’m sorry Father Christmas 
But I’m not interested in energy that’s green
it’s more important to me that we have cheap gasoline
And free Toys made by Elves in the North Pole sounds very nice
But you’re taking away American jobs, so I won’t take your advice

Then Santa said that since the ice will soon melt away
He asked the President if they could move to the USA

He said you and Misses Clause are welcome
because you look just like me
But we can’t have those pointy eared elves
Living here in the land of the free

So Santa flew back to the north pole 
And sitting on the last patch of ice
Was a giant spaceship that even Elon Musk thought looked very nice
The Elves had built it while he was gone
tears of sadness ran down Santa’s face
And they all got on the ship, and they flew off into outer space

Now every Christmas Eve people look up at the sky
And they think about those good old days when Santa used to fly
Toys made by elves in the North Pole sure would be nice
But at least we get to buy our gasoline for a very cheap price.

The North Pole Was Melting

Bigfoot is a friend of mine. We like to make music and share it with our friends. See our YouTube channel and A Journal of Nonsense for more fun.

Based on collaborative song writing in the early 80s and a few studio projects over the years. We are reunited to create new projects after taken a longer break.

Update:
In the summer of 2022, my dear old friend Mick and longtime musical companion died of cancer.

I have agreed with him that I will continue to run our site in his spirit. Our amazing, unique music will live on forever.

Morten Jeamland 
July 2, 2022





Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There′s more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.*

*By Neil Young


Mick loved listening to Rory Gallagher, Ten Years After, David Lindley, Neil Young and Alan Stivell.
He let this wonderful music flow into our songs. 
So we gave our music a new genre, which we called "Desert Psycho Fusion Blues Rock".


Updated May 17, 2023
Morten Jeamland


Mick Bolt:  vocals //rhythm guitar & lead guitar//furious slide guitar// 6- & 12- string acoustic guitar & keyboards


Morten Jeamland:  lead vocals & harmony & backing vocals//bass & double bass // keyboards//additional electric guitars//sitar//6- & 12- string acoustic guitar//drum programming// recording//mixing & mastering// producer//sound design//near field recording

Cover design by Jeamland & Bolt
©2013-2025 Jeamland Music Production

Songs with a twinge of humor (and some a bit more serious).  
I do not use AI to create my songs. 
Recently I have had the urge to pick up my guitars (Taylor 114ce and Fender Squire) and I have been trying to use more guitar in my songs.  
My go to .vst plug ins are  EZkeys 2, EZ Bass and  EZ drummer 3) and my DAW is Logic Pro 11. 
I welcome your comments and enjoy listening to all the great music on SoundCloud. 
All songs are originals and copyrighted.

Scotty. (almost) everywhere. Hasty home recordings in between realities while the children are (sometimes) quiet or at their mom's.

3 part album in motion
Part 1 of EXHIBITION ONE release day 8th August 
Part 2 of EXHIBITION ONE release day 15th August
Part 3 of EXHIBITION ONE release day 22nd August 
Genreatic producer 
Spotify/YT : Mullio  support returned / DM me for collabs 

DM
UK, NW,
21 

Genreatic (multi genre) 
 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4xdKOmStkuYssexyfkVxiP?si=f6iMr-kQTvmzNV1QaCjlvQ

https://youtube.com/@mullio03?si=ZI4ZGXcc38WovUKO

Album art key: 

Bright = dance 
Dark = heavy 

The story : 

2016 : created my first track with a bunch of sample loops from a crappy hand me down laptop with loops already downloaded into an early jailbroken version of fruit loops studio 

2017 : made a few tracks at this point and decided to share them so i hit my first upload on soundcloud sharing it throughout high school as i was a year 8 (14) at this point and having teachers play my beats in class while we worked 

2021 : after a 4 year break getting through school and now in college i began to make simple beats from my phone and began to learn a lot more about music and beats and found a passion in making beats over 70 tracks (90% are private but i will send secret links to some early stuff)

2024 : i began producing my own beats for vocals once again finding effort to produce and create aswell as listening to other small artists creations for inspiration 

2025 : multiple songs in progress to maybe release an album by next year with a few singles when i have the time

I have spent my life creating sex music for the criminally insane now everything created 100% AI generated 😂😂😂.But my AI generator has been doing drugs and watching porn. 🤘🌞🤘🍻.  I am here to keep that little fucker in line.. Do not  let crutches become the normal way you walk through this beautiful world.  Make mistakes and learn.  Now I make drug music for sick hero’s.  I have walked on water 3 times in my life.   Climbed 1 mountain completely naked. Attended a Sunday brunch with a preacher, a sinner and 1 dog, the only conversation  worth the effort was with the dog, which I kept..



First and foremost  I don’t need your allowances or your help in the music business. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Only here to share tracks with other musicians and fans of music.  There is some real scamming scum. Utilizing the DM here. To those people🖕


As an artist my influences are the world around me.  As the world changes so will my art.  I like to dabble in rock with heavy guitars, acoustic, and electronic music.  I also enjoy the music of every artist out there that gets up and goes to their day job only to hurry home and spend endless hours creating their passion.. stay well my friends drop a line, check in and just say hi…I will do everything in my power to respond.

Project RESIDUE is about escaping the ordinary world we all live in ,and finding something new, somewhere else our own world where MUSIC is all we need . Thank you for letting me be a part of your journey !   Luv2All !!!

FIRST OF ALL, I WILL SAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT LISTEN TO MY SONGS - LOVE YOU ALL!!

Dear friends, I worry more and more about the state of the earth! More and more wars flare up, the climate is worrying with natural disasters as a result! Strong malevolent rulers emerge and succeed in egging the population of the respective countries. History has shown how it goes - I think of such men as Hitler and others! The war causes huge emissions of greenhouse gases! Instead, use the soldiers to plant trees and fight the terrible forest fires!

The Baltic Sea is living dangerously right now! Scores of ships in deplorable condition transport oil across the sea. The risks are great for extensive oil disasters! I have made some songs for the Baltic sea just to make people understand the problems.

I have recently published some of my songs on YouTube - search for Bengt Roth.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bengt+roth
I write almost all of my songs, and I sing my songs and play the guitar and the harp - no more. My recording equipment is quite modest with a Furch guitar, Alhambra guitar, Röde microphone, Focusrite and Garageband. My studio is our guest room in our house.
I was young during the 1960s when Dylan became famous. I was a member of a folk song group during that time. I love Dylan´s music!! I was also a big fan of The Doors, Jefferson Airplane, Mamas and the Papas and several more singers. I like folk music and the old protest songs. I love the music of Eva Cassidy. I was also a big fan of Björn Afzelius, and I love the music of Tom Petty. I am very inspired of the music of John Denver.
Bengt and certainly several 100 million people are intensively protesting against all evil around the world!
I love to sometimes write songs that are a bit weird and self-ironic!
You know that I am a novice in the "recording business", and sometimes I have to revise the songs.
My whole grown up life was occupied by my profession as a doctor in intensive care and anesthesiology. I was head of the department of Intensive and perioperative Care in Lund, Sweden the last years. After that I have got the possibility to be dedicated to music. 
My songs are a matter of extreme happiness and extreme sadness. I write all the music and lyrics except "As tears go by", "House of the Rising Sun", and songs by Evert Taube.
I love to leave some message with my songs!
I have no previous experience of writing fiction. I have, however, some experience in writing non-fiction. I wrote my thesis, and some chapters in a textbook in anesthesiology. I was also member of a group who introduced an education program in pediatric cardio pulmonary resuscitation for laymen in Sweden.
I have created a repost page "Bengt Erik Roth Repost Page".

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Bengt+Roth

Any kind of music is supported in return follow this account and repost tracks by https://soundcloud.com/maxmuzik-1 Then  MESSAGE me to get a repost.
IMPORTANT those who follow and then unfollow me after their music get reposted I won't be available to repost their Tracks again!

Massimo Primiero is an amateur songwriter, arranger, composer with NO use of A.I. in making music from Turin-Italy, please for all those people that has got to do with paid promotion service DO NOT write to me.
Thanks for listening

If you wanna have support for your music please go to my secondary account on soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/massimo-primiero
MESSAGE me to that account and I'll support your music.

The North Pole Was Melting

Joe Stroffolino