Drummer of Marmozets. 
Composer, Producer and Film maker. 

I was not born, I was formed by millions of microbes over thousands of years in a vast underground cave from another dimension.
I was banished to this world because I am better than everyone on my own. Unfortunately, I could be facing the same fate here on earth.
I live in a small ca-coon which connects my brain directly to computer systems all over the globe, including the internet.
All my 'perfect' tracks are constructed in my mind and then uploaded when I say 'perfection' three times and tap my heels together.
I can exit my life-pod for short periods of time to receive various awards, but I must wear a specially constructed curtain around my head to conceal my unusual face from the public,
just one look would cause you to instantly combust, humans do not possess eyes strong enough to analyze my beauty.

If anyone throws down a worthy challenge I will accept, just remember you won't win.... I'm better than you.

BFA
WILL ROBINSON
KYLE UNWIN
RICK OWEN

http://www.facebook.com/bigfalseassembly
http://bigfalseassembly.tumblr.com

KYLE - www.facebook.com/kyleunwin
WILL - www.facebook.com/willfr
RICK- www.facebook.com/therichardowen

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