* (Hey.)
* (Sorry to keep butting into your story like this. I know it isn't exactly my place.)
* (But I just want to let you know that I'm proud of how far you've come.)
* (And even though it seems like the whole world is out to get you...)
* (I still believe in you.)
* (...)
* (Oh, it seems like this is your stop.)

070. Intermission

95. That's All, Folks!

* For my cousins...
* ... I will take you down!

45 - Warrior of LOVE

* I'm sorry young one. 
  But... You know how it is.
...
Act -> Check ->
ASGORE 80 ATK 80 DEF
* You forced his hand.

MONS REX

Bob Lion - UNDERSWAP Soundtrack - 01 Long Ago

* ...Listen up, PUNK.
* Ya know what's waiting for you, right?
* Ya know what's gonna happen if you keep going?
* ...
* I know there's no stopping you.
* But... ugh...
* I might have to try.
* I like you, kid. You're a riot.
* But make this easier for yourself. For both of us...
* ...

* .......

* Ngah...
* NGAAAHHH!!! STOP MAKING THAT FACE!!!!!
* You've done a lot of good, but I can't let you through.
* You're a human! You're DEAD MEAT down here.
* If you leave, the QUEEN is gonna take your SOUL.
* ...but you can't leave if I finish you off here.
* I've got my morals, but this is for the good of monsterkind.
* ...
* I left the Royal Guard because the idea of killing humans...
* It didn't... feel right.
* Look at me now, TORIEL.
* ......
* Now stand still and give me that SOUL.

24 - Always A Guardsman

25 - Dating Start!

HALT, HUMAN.
YOU'VE WALTZED AND WEAVED AND DIPPED AND DEAVED BETWEEN MY KNIGHTLY GRASP FOR FAR, FAR TOO LONG.
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FINALLY GIVE IN, AND LET YOURSELF BE RELIEVED.
RELIEVED OF YOUR FREEDOM.
WHICH, IN TURN, WILL RELIEVE MONSTERKIND OF THEIR FREEDOM.
I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO,
YOUR... KIND... ENDEAVORS.
IT MAKES ME SICK TO THINK SOMEONE AS CARING AND THOUGHTFUL AS YOU IS ROAMING AROUND OUT THERE,
PLAYING GAMES... BEFRIENDING MONSTERS...
...
HM.
NO MATTER, HUMAN!
SOON YOU WILL FACE THE QUEEN.
AND SOON, (UNLESS YOU DIE TO ME), YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED.
AND SHE WILL ABSORB THE SEVEN HUMAN SOULS AND CROSS THE BARRIER.
YOUR HUMAN SOUL BEING THE SEVENTH ONE, BY THE WAY.
WE HAVE SIX.
...
...HM...
ACTUALLY, BEFORE I KILL YOU BOMBASTICALLY WITH A BACKING TRACK OF FANFARE AND CELEBRATORY PARTY HORNS,
I SHOULD TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR KIND.
YOU SEE, MANY YEARS AGO, THERE WERE OTHER HUMANS... JUST LIKE YOU.
AND...
AND THEY...
...
NYAGH! WHAT AM I DOING?!
GIVING IN TO MANDATORY EXPOSITORY MONOLOGUING??
NO! I SHANT! THIS IS MY LIFE'S MISSION!
TO KILL THE SEVENTH HUMAN! AND SAVE MONSTERKIND!
I'LL GET RESPECT! RECOGNITION! THE WHOLE SHABANG!!!
YOU!
ODDLY KIND AND RESPECTABLE HUMAN!
YOU WILL DIE BY THE HANDS OF THE GREAT KNIGHT PAPYRUS.
YOUR GOOD DEEDS WILL NOT GO UNNOTICED, BUT YOUR SOUL WILL GO STRAIGHT TO THE HANDS OF OUR QUEEN.
NOW STEP UP.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU CAN HANDLE THE BEST OF THE BEST!
NYAGHAHA!!!

45 - NYAGHAHA!!

* woah, one hundred followers already? you guys are quick.
* i don't have anything planned for this really, so have this song.
* it's my hit single, "sans' comic song".
* it's called a hit "single" because it's the only song that i've ever made.

sans' comic song

* SWEET DREAMZ, [[LITTLE DEMON]], YOU AREN'T A THREAT ANYMORE!!!
* BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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Was supposed to post this before the BAATH (Mad Dummy genocide fight) but oops lol
This is an Extra genocide battle theme, since it doesn't have an actual replacement in the OST (you could say this qualifies as the 97th track too)

EX. POWERED BY [[NEO™]]

This will play in the final fight against sans, I would like to say more but this fight will be very interesting

Undertale: Promised insanity- The Promised insanity.

somewhat-regular uploads?


an UNDERSWAP-style AU made by j (https://soundcloud.com/phlbbth2) with the occasional music help from my friend august (https://soundcloud.com/aougoose)

CHARACTER SWAPS:
frisk / unused human
flowey / echo flower
asgore / toriel
napstablook / ruins dummy
sans / alphys
papyrus / undyne
annoying dog / temmie
mettaton / mad mew mew
muffet / burgerpants
bratty + catty / susie + noelle
gaster / gerson
asriel and chara are the same

24 - Always A Guardsman

UNRELATED (J'S UNDERSWAP