OH, A HUMAN..? HOW
VERY,
VERY,
...
PECULIAR.

> Who are you
MY NAME IS DR. GASTER. I AM AN AUTHOR, SHOPKEEP, AND THE OCCASIONAL MONSTER-WATCHER.
I HAVE WRITTEN MANY BOOKS IN MY TIME.
HAVE YOU VISITED THE LIBRARY IN SNOWMELT? SOME OF MY WORKS HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED THERE.

> Who are you (NEW)
MY NOVELS ARE MOSTLY FICTION, THOUGH I OFTEN WRITE STUDIES PER REQUEST OF THE ROYAL GUARD.
I AM SURE THE ROYAL SCIENTIST HAS THE BULK OF MY EDUCATIONAL WORKS IN HIS LABORATORY.
...OR STUFFED UNDER HIS COUCH.

> That symbol
BEHIND ME?
THAT SIGIL IS KNOWN AS THE 'DELTA SWAP'.
MONSTERS BEFORE OUR TIME BELIEVED THERE WAS ANOTHER WORLD, PARALLEL TO OURS... JUST OUT OF OUR REACH.
SOME CRAFTED SHRINES AND TRIBUTES TO PLEASE A HIGHER BEING CAPABLE OF CREATING SUCH A CONNECTION.
SOME PRAYED TO THE SIGIL, WISHING THEIR SOULS WOULD TRAVEL TO A BETTER WORLD AFTER PERISHING.
SOME STILL BELIEVE IN THE SIGIL.
BUT ME? HA! I CANNOT SUBSCRIBE TO SUCH A THOUGHT.
IF I MUST FEED INTO ESCAPISM, A FOUNTAIN PEN AND SOME PARCHMENT WILL DO THE TRICK!

> Sans and Papyrus
THOSE BONE-HEADED BUFFOONS?
THEY ARE LIKE FAMILY TO ME.
I HAD FORMED A BOOK CLUB IN SNOWMELT. MANY CAME AND WENT, BUT THOSE TWO... THEY COULD NOT LEAVE!
SANS WOULD SELECT A BOOK FOR US TO READ, DISAPPEAR FOR A FEW DAYS, AND COME BACK WITH IT MEMORIZED FRONT TO BACK.
I ASKED,
HOW DO YOU READ SO QUICKLY?
AND HE WOULD RESPOND,
i only read when i'm bored.
HIS BROTHER WAS ONLY ON CHAPTER THREE!
THE BOOK CLUB DISBANDED SINCE, AND NOW HE ONLY VISITS FOR VIDEO GAME CHEAT CODE BOOKS AND MY FICTION NOVELS.

> Sans and Papyrus (NEW)
THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SUCH A CHARMER.
WHILE HIS BROTHER SCANNED BOOKS LIKE A MACHINE, HE WOULD CLAIM TO HAVE BEEN BUSY AFTER EVERY MEETING.
THOUGH, WE ALL KNEW HE ONLY WANTED TO READ TOGETHER WITH THE ENTIRE GROUP.
THE ONE THING HE NEVER SLACKED ON, THOUGH, WAS HIS ROYAL GUARDSMAN BAR EXAM.
THAT BOY STUDIED HARDER THAN HIS BROTHER... A ROYAL SCIENTIST! HA!
WHEN HE HAD PASSED, THE BOOK CLUB PUT TOGETHER A CELEBRATION. THE WHOLE TOWN WAS THERE!
COLORFUL STREAMERS, SPEARS AND BONES HANGING FROM THE WALLS, BOWLS OF OATMEAL...
A LOT OF BOWLS OF OATMEAL...
IT WAS A LOVELY TIME.
IF YOU SEE THOSE BOYS, PLEASE TELL THEM THEIR... "LIBRARY GRANDPA"... SAYS HELLO.

[EXTRA] SHOP (ANOTHER MIX)

* this worl.. evil
* i am egg man
* you are bad guy i ki
* ll you h
* ahaha

* hheh..  so.......................
* hi
* this is encounter
* we are fight in the encounter ok 
* ?
* ok
* .
* ok.
* i will make first attac k
* becaus ,   i am
* boss aroun dhere...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* ok
* a hhaha

[ attacks and you die becayuse of evil attacks and also of tumor ig ]

* hhhey, you died
* wait 
* h
* ahahhhhahg.                !
* you died loser
* um
* bye dead guy
* hhah

[ you resatrt fight cause you suck ]

* hi guy
* you back for             .:!!
more
                 ?????
* why
* pls go awa y

* h      eh why no go!
* ok we fiifight agaun ok?
* ok
* ok
* 
* now yuo learn

[ now he kill you with evil attecks and you got died now, now ]

* hh            a!!! ha
* this how stor y go
* i win and you FUCKING DIE
* ha h
* um
* bye

[ sto p restart ]

* what why here agi n
* yu're!!! make me mad
* heh

* hi encou
* nter
* um
* dye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* he kills you
* this guy i have here
* um name?
* um
* name
* name bib
* ok die noob lmao

[ now yuo dyed ]

* wow i victory
* wha t
n
* ow
* uhhmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
* hahahah i see                          YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* you are read this haha
* i
* eggM
* an see you
* you're read this, isn't you?
* hha... HH
* AAHH!!! HAHAH.m hah
* i ban you cause you stupid nigg

[ now yuo baned ]
[ now youu not baned ]

* hello hi
* w wwhat wwait
* oh m              GOD!!!!!
* hi again, yu
* um remember me im egg man we met like a few second ago
* i baned you how
* how unbanuned!!


[ envcoute r ]

* uh

[ you get died ]
[ you get lived ]

* hi
* m
* you come here for die
* then ou die!
* hhhahah ha
* die
* d
[ die ]


[ uh live ]

* helo again 
* wow you sucks hah
* i kill you like
* atleast
* 1 time
* 
* wait
* what are yhou doing
* is that your co

[ EGGTALE ]
[ NOW FINISHED ]
[ PLAY NOW! ]

MUSIC?? NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF ART!!! WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I HAVE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO PUZZLE MASTERY. SOME MIGHT THINK THESE TWO ARE UNRELATED... HOWEVER!!! THERE IS ALWAYS A SPECIAL SYMPHONY YOU HEAR, WHEN YOU COMPLETE A MASTERFUL BRAINTEASER AUTHORED BY ME.

somewhat-regular uploads?


an UNDERSWAP-style AU made by j (https://soundcloud.com/phlbbth2) with the occasional music help from my friend august (https://soundcloud.com/aougoose)

CHARACTER SWAPS:
frisk / unused human
flowey / echo flower
asgore / toriel
napstablook / ruins dummy
sans / alphys
papyrus / undyne
annoying dog / temmie
mettaton / mad mew mew
muffet / burgerpants
bratty + catty / susie + noelle
gaster / gerson
asriel and chara are the same

I don't make music, just using this account to browse. I do voices online. Feel free to check 'em out on my Twitter and Tumblr!
If you'd like to work with me at any point, feel free to either 
A. Message me here on Soundcloud
B. Notify me on Twitter
or C. DM me on Tumblr! 

I'm the official voice of PARCHMENT from the TUMBLR blog "COOLSKELETON59", which I have linked as the THIRD link on my bio!

Mostly listening to Undertale/Deltarune fan-songs and stuff.

Also a big Nintendo fan.

Megalowario 

TWILIGHT SHATTERER !!!!!!!!!!!

Greetings, I'm Erik Taylor, an artist for many failed projects, maybe one day i shall get one of my many ideas into an actual work of art.

i like drawing and undertale, bout it

discord is plumbermanmario if you wanna hit me up

italian boy 🇮🇹🇮🇹

I don't speak much, my English sucks ( I use google translate for english hehe )

Undertale fan and other au 
I like music.

if anyone wants to send me friendship on discord, this is my name: n3ko_96

[EXTRA] SHOP (ANOTHER MIX)

UNRELATED (J'S UNDERSWAP)