Jingles that play when you find and pick up weapons found throughout the Underground.

* "Stick" - Weapon AT 0
* Sometimes it's good to stick to the basics.

* "Toy Knife" - Weapon AT 3
* Someone probably dropped it a long time ago.

* "Thorny Ring" - Weapon AT 5
* Brass knuckles, but without the brass.
* Or knuckles.

* "Torn Rag" - Weapon AT 7
* The texture feels rough and sharp, would definitely hurt if swung.

* "Guide to the Underground" - Weapon AT 2
* Thoroughly used textbook from the Snowmelt Library.
* Increases INV BY 6.

* "Royal Rusted Pan" - Weapon AT 10
* The underside has a unique carving of a tall figure with horns and a robe.
* Consumable items heal four more HP.

* "Six-Shooter" - Weapon AT 10
* A toy revolver that smells faintly of coffee beans and rubber.
* Must be used precisely, or damage will be low.

* "Serrated Knife" - Weapon AT 15
* Perfect for cutting cakes and pies.

* "Real Knife" - Weapon AT 99
* Let's get out of here.

[EXTRA] Item Jingles - Weapons

* this worl.. evil
* i am egg man
* you are bad guy i ki
* ll you h
* ahaha

* hheh..  so.......................
* hi
* this is encounter
* we are fight in the encounter ok 
* ?
* ok
* .
* ok.
* i will make first attac k
* becaus ,   i am
* boss aroun dhere...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* ok
* a hhaha

[ attacks and you die becayuse of evil attacks and also of tumor ig ]

* hhhey, you died
* wait 
* h
* ahahhhhahg.                !
* you died loser
* um
* bye dead guy
* hhah

[ you resatrt fight cause you suck ]

* hi guy
* you back for             .:!!
more
                 ?????
* why
* pls go awa y

* h      eh why no go!
* ok we fiifight agaun ok?
* ok
* ok
* 
* now yuo learn

[ now he kill you with evil attecks and you got died now, now ]

* hh            a!!! ha
* this how stor y go
* i win and you FUCKING DIE
* ha h
* um
* bye

[ sto p restart ]

* what why here agi n
* yu're!!! make me mad
* heh

* hi encou
* nter
* um
* dye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* he kills you
* this guy i have here
* um name?
* um
* name
* name bib
* ok die noob lmao

[ now yuo dyed ]

* wow i victory
* wha t
n
* ow
* uhhmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
* hahahah i see                          YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* you are read this haha
* i
* eggM
* an see you
* you're read this, isn't you?
* hha... HH
* AAHH!!! HAHAH.m hah
* i ban you cause you stupid nigg

[ now yuo baned ]
[ now youu not baned ]

* hello hi
* w wwhat wwait
* oh m              GOD!!!!!
* hi again, yu
* um remember me im egg man we met like a few second ago
* i baned you how
* how unbanuned!!


[ envcoute r ]

* uh

[ you get died ]
[ you get lived ]

* hi
* m
* you come here for die
* then ou die!
* hhhahah ha
* die
* d
[ die ]


[ uh live ]

* helo again 
* wow you sucks hah
* i kill you like
* atleast
* 1 time
* 
* wait
* what are yhou doing
* is that your co

[ EGGTALE ]
[ NOW FINISHED ]
[ PLAY NOW! ]

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an UNDERSWAP-style AU made by j (https://soundcloud.com/phlbbth2) with the occasional music help from my friend august (https://soundcloud.com/aougoose)

CHARACTER SWAPS:
frisk / unused human
flowey / echo flower
asgore / toriel
napstablook / ruins dummy
sans / alphys
papyrus / undyne
annoying dog / temmie
mettaton / mad mew mew
muffet / burgerpants
bratty + catty / susie + noelle
gaster / gerson
asriel and chara are the same

[EXTRA] Item Jingles - Weapons

UNRELATED (J'S UNDERSWAP)