it's the deal gone wrong nobody gaf
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This is the "Your Message Could Not Be Delivered" replacement for my (Yes, my) AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Puppet". Try not to think about it.
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[EXPLOSION!]
[Shattering Glass]
] say "kris."
Blood loss detected.
] say "get up."
Warning. Vital signs critical.
] say "get up kris."
thekrisslerGOTY: ...
No caption found for 'weapon_physcannon.holdsound'
] say "look at me kris"
thekrisslerGOTY: let go.
] say "look at me kris"
] say "with this new form"
] say "my world will need me"
] say "my body will live on kris"
No caption found for 'flesh.scraperough'
] say "even now"
] say "i dont know my purpose"
] say "little buddy"
] say "i will take your soul"
] say "and find my purpose"
] say "how does that sound"
[Single Shotgun Blast!]
] say "oh"
] say "buddy"
] say "i wasn't asking."
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Big Shot still won't be for awhile but I thought this should probably come out so you know the ost is still here

uniqueid "spamton" not found - [Deltarune: The Same Same Puppet]

This is the "] need a meal need a meal Need a meal NEED A MEAL" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Otherly Puppet". Think about it, someone has made an AU where the Krizzler takes the role of the Sp amt!

 == > Kressl: strife
 == > Kressl: say ok if youre not gonna do anything then just
 == > Kressl: say stay still
xXPhotoSpamtXx: Woah wait, hang on
 == > Kressl: say too late, buggy
 == > Kressl: say i need that dosh more than you do pal

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deltarune by tobert faux
the other puppet by topanon and @notrealnevereal
the same puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
the same other puppet by @z_65
the same same puppet by @imeanttoputcherri

Au name and design based on concepts by @zootyplex

[deltarune: the otherly puppet] == > YO BUGGY, YO BUGGY, YO BUGGY, YO BUGGY, YO BU

"The Same Same Same Puppet" again like there aren't enough already.

The "Katabasis Cadre" Operative Manual [ Kapittel 2, page 132 ]
This is the “Kris$, A “Private Eye”” replacement for my AU (no, our AU; for a reminiscing silvacultrix with unchecked mental issues), “Deltarune: The Same Same & Same Puppet”. Think about it, nobody has made an AU where "Spamt(on)" takes the role of “Kris$ (it is pronounced as 'Kris Dollar', trust me.)”
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$◦○0(Another bushman. Probably not worth talking to. But should I step out of my comfort zone just this once?)

$<Good evening. 
$<Say, do you happen to know this person?

Й<dₑₚₑₙds. wₕₒ's ₐsₖᵢₙg?

$◦○0(Well, at least his dialect is mildly coherent.)
$<Kriss Dollan, Private Eye.

Й<sₒᵣᵣy ₘₐtₑ, ₙₒn ᵢₙtₑᵣₑstₑd.

$<Do you NOT know who I am? 
$<Just be a good citizen and cooperate, you plebian!

Й<ₗᵢstₑₙ ᵢ tₒₗd yₒᵤ tₒ ₚᵢss ₒff, ₑxcᵤsₑz-ₘₒᵢ ₚₒᵤᵣ ₘₒₙ fᵣₐₙçₐᵢs. ᵢ dₒₙt wₐₙt yₒᵤᵣ scₐₘ.

$◦○0(Looks like I have no choice but to show this uneducated lout my outstanding detective skills.)
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song by: Against with a fair amount of Wrongdoing involved.
Deltarune by Toby Fox.
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
The Same Same Puppet by @term1n4l @retravulsive, @g1llant, @punkipatch and @zootyplex
Vocals (probably) by Maxon Will 
AU by me (KOUSH) with help from Against, Wrongdoing, Weight and Skeeptish "Booblo" Glubber
OK art by me (KUOSH)
Fortesses and Planets are pretty good at spelling.
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It is not obvious if BIG SHOT is happening or not. We'll just have to see for ourselves.
there were totally not enough TSSSPs so we had to make another.

Sp@mt N. "Tough Nut to Crack" ~ {Deltarune: The Same Same & Same Puppet}

This is the "Giga Putting" replacement for my un-new and de-original AU, "Deltarune: The Anti-Otherer Puppet". Think about it, the pipeline is made of AUs swapping, and you can consider the continuous swap pattern as a single direction of swapping, where characters change in predictable ways based on the previous versions of themselves. Anti-puppets are sort of "revertswaps", in the sense that they swap in the "opposite direction", basing characters more closely on their previous incarnations rather than extending the original pattern, which ironically, in my opinion at least, CAN still lead to interesting patterns in logic.

" * My desperate Cris, In regard to life at depth:

* You electric savior! You're just on top of the world, aren't you?

* I knew from the second I looked in your eye that you can see where the sea meets the sky. You've cleared the overcurrent for a thing like me to take the ultimate ascension!

* You look exhausted by now. Can't imagine you have much left after all that conquering. I can take it from here.

* Post-scriptum; I hope Mariana treats me better than it did you!

* Nota Bene; Heh. Ain't I a hook, line, and stinker? "

/ Seems Cris is in for a titanic shock. \

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
Deltarune: The Other Puppet by topanon, @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Otherer Puppet by @zootyplex
The Anti-Puppet by currently choking on water
The Anti-Other Puppet by ok im good
The Anti-Same Puppet by formerly-known-as @quarkeduppuppetgirl

[Deltarune: The Anti-Otherer Puppet] Big Shock!

* It's some kind of honey pot and... it stinks?
* What are you suppose to do with this!

🩷Play Catch

Redmure: 𝘒𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘴, 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨?

* The pot smashes onto Redmure, covering both her and Sarah with it's contents.
* The smell and noise alerts the guard!

???: 𝘏𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘩𝘢! 𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘢!

Sarah: "God dammit lad!"
Sarah: "Yer gonna get us killed!"

Kris: is it crispy

song by @shree_mp3
thumbnail art by me sorry

(TSSP) Anthem of Smol Lanns (That He'll Probably Forget To Use)

This is the "> NO BUDDYS KNOW BUDDY"S no bUDDYS KNOW BUD I" hAD THE GA-" replacement for my newererer and originalererer AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet". 
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>func_ready
>print("Spamputer: would you kindly leave me alone")
>print("Kr1sP1: I NEED SOME FOOD JACKASS")
>print("Spamputer: please")
>print("Kr1sP1: I CAN SMELL IT, GIVE IT HERE")
>print("Spamputer: id prefer it if we just didnt")
>print("Kr1sP1: SHUT UP")
>print("Spamputer: okay")
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @dawgskul4, @imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by .....i dont know anymore
Vocals by I
Art by I and Godot

//WHATS MY NAME? WHATS OH WHATS MY NAME OH-// -[Deltarune; The same Same Same Puppet]

This is the "/op TealKRISSpy” replacement for “Deltarune: The Anti-Same Same Other Puppet”.

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𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
○ ohohah… he.h.
○ 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
● this. powr.e
○ THIS is what i
○ WE
○ neded., to fix our psat mistakesm

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱
𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱
[𝗨𝗻𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗹𝘀]

𝗞𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘆
○ Glad I could help you out .
○ Now, where’s those artifacts you promised ?
○ Y’know … The gold ‘n stuff ?

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
● ohr criby,,. withj thes power
● with ME
● we cand o siormuch better
○ we dnt need… “sgold” or ‘moneye”,

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱

𝗞𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘆
○ What

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱
[𝗔𝗱𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗺𝗼 +999…%]
[𝗔𝗱𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 +999…%]

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
● id dint seek thies powere for nothgjkn kriby
● btu dotn worry!!
● ill salvange you., . bri
● b
● takr you with me,
○ back to before itn al wren t wrong..
○ an well 𝗳𝗶𝘅 it
○ oh well fix it 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗
○ hows tht sound
○ friend :)

𝗞𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘆
○ Dude where’s the fucking gold you promised !?!?
○ And what the hell do you mean by “tAKE yoU bACk” !? I’m not doing shit with you you fucking asshole
○ Fuck off

[𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗘𝗻𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱]
𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
● ohh rkeispee !,
● were frinds thou
● we helpeachothr e out
● we stnad by eachother
● wer so cloes!!, to t
● to total
○ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ.

𝗞𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘆
○ HRAK
○ G -
○ LET -
○ L-LET GO OF ME

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
● THOSE WHO HAVBE WROENGED mHe us
● THOS
● WEL WE WILL MAKR EVRYHRHTNG RIGHT AGAIN,!
● YIOU AND I

[Krispy desperately fumbles for the shotgun Spamdy gave them, as their vision fades.]

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
● WHAT I NEED iS
● no whAT WE NE-

[𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗚!]

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
● ..

𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
● i thought
● after everyrjthing weve been through!
● ..,
● krispy.

𝗞𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘆
○ S-STAY AWAY FROM ME

[Krispy panickedly clutches the shotgun close.]

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
● …
● this,. betrayal..
● ..
● ,ohh brkrispi,.
● you really are no better than them.
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thumbnail by: me
song also by myself
vocals by @zootyplex (big thanks)

Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by topanon, @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore

The Anti-Puppet by currently choking on water
The Anti-Other Puppet by ok im good
The Anti-Same Puppet by uhhhh @quarkeduppuppetgirl probably
The Anti-Same Other Puppet by shit i think the water is back with a vengeance
The Anti-Same Same Puppet by GLBRLBLGBLBLRBLRBLBGLEBLHRGBLHH (also technically @kylie-everwood, @Jackurus, (and @zootyplex?))

one of The Same Same Same Puppets by @z_65

Spawn and Creative Enabled - [Deltarune; The Anti-Same Same Other Puppet]

// Ca$h Dollar, vas id? Ze Master told me aboud your existence in tis vorld.

> Aha, look at that, Sauron. The terrorist knows my name. My reputation truly exceeds me!

// Zjut your mout. Ven ve vound your "associate" her belongings vere covered in your vusiness cards.

// I'd like to poind oud zat you charge vay too muj for your zervices.

// Typical greedy vone percenter.

// How do you eat your dinner every night vithout vomiting?

> Well, it quite depends actually. If it's a Filet Minogn I gravitate towards a light buttered roll to pair with it, though with Beef Wellington I like to use an herb reduction. My guiltiest of pleasures.

// I said zjut up. Zis is te behavior zat has convinced me to kill you. 

> Hm? Too bougie? Well I suppose from time to time I like to dip my toes into the vast array of poor people food. Have you ever eaten a "Hot" "Dog"?

// Zat is not my point! You are inzufferable to deal wif and greedy to boot. You make me zick to my ztomak!

> No, no. Seriously! "Hot" "Dog"s are my specialty now! I tried one the other day!

> Sweet, sweet "Hot" "Dog"s. With "Catsup" and a "Ground Mustard Seed and Vinegar Topping".

> I cooked some on my grillmaster the other day!

// Enough nonsense. I've had enough of you calling zem "Hot" "Dog"s like zey are zome kind of foreign word to you. Vere is you humility?

> ...

> So you HAVE heard of them!

// YOU ARE VASTING MY TIME! The machine has granted me ze platform to zpread my ideals across oceans.

< Are not all of humanity's rotten ideals evil?

> Toss me my pills, Sauron. Time to teach this "Hot" "Shot" some manners.

// ENOUGH.

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This REPLACES THE FUCK OUT OF "plight of the starving artists 😭" for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet"
It is a smart race for Tux as Mikel (Tucker)
song by @mazbackattack

NOTHING EVER CHANGES.

DENTED ⚡ DJENT - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This isn't the "THIS A ОЙЫН" replacement for https://soundcloud.com/chomps-lmao 's AU, "The Other The Same Same Same Other Puppet", but I hope it fills that void for now.
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Contains samples from "Mutiny" and "Coercive Measures" from Dustbelief: Forgettable, "Gamebreaker" from Soulles DX, and "Blammed" from Friday Night Funkin'.

Spawn and Creative Enabled - [Deltarune; The Anti-Same Same Other Puppet]

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