Jojo's Favorites: SOUNDCLOUD EDITION

Writers:
JustGamer
Trakked
YourLeastFavoriteEthan
Sculpture
HHH3

Additional Help:
Adam Sandler 2

Mixed and Masturbated by:
Glitchdude

Thumbnail and other bad desicions by:
Adam Sandler 2

DISCORD RAP BATTLES!
GALACTUS!
VERSUS!
KIRBY!
2! 
BEGIN!


Kirby Verse 1 - (0:16)
Hi there Mr. Giant, I'm afraid there's no space for the both of us
You think your character’s big, but your fame never exploded, huh

Dropping bombs like your box office debut, your act is over.
This cosmic being’s going down in flames: call you Galactus Nova.

This battle's like Epic Yarn again, I'm tying up loose ends
In Round 2 against this immense indigested nuisance

You're all fluff like Kracko, pouring out a wack flow
This cloud will B going Down when I rock him like it’s Smash Bros

Bring more storms than Torch or Thor, cause my hammer slams hits
Outsurvived your kind and planet Earth, while you're getting banished 

You heard me, you’ll get Jack, cause there’s no way you’ll burn me
This won’t be the first time you’re getting owned by a Kirby

Galactus Verse 1
Your lack of syntax makes sense, for a being who learns few words
But I’ll teach you the meaning of power as I force you to serve   

Galactus, my wrath sends fragiles like you packing
You shall be my dinner, I’ll preheat you with rapping 

You can’t compare to my infinite wisdom
Slamming my boot down, kirb-stomp this schism
You've failed on the mic with your raps and your rhythm
Which belong inside a galactic prison

Created for babies, you don't go hard, like how they make the games
Nothing but filler, but still, this pest could never take the cake

But you steal Mario’s power-ups, you've copied from the start
While I leave planets devoured up, you ride the fame of anotha star

My abilities reach infinity, have heroes blown through 
I leave the Four dead cold, I’ll take down this absolute Zero, too

Kirby Verse 2
Call me a pest, but you get beat by squirrels, just move along
Cause I’m a transformer of my genre, you mooched off Unicron

Always been adored, I’m cutting-edge like a swordfight 
While your foes went from Fantastic Four.. beat stops to fantastic four-tnite 

Galactus Verse 2
I turn your Dream Land to a Nightmare at my will, so fear me 
Damage planets in my Master Hand, while joy is all you kill, merely

When Sakurai made like the Amazing Mirror, and split from your series 
Pit had an uprising while you went downhill, clearly

Kirby Verse 3
Face it, you’re falling behind me in this Gourmet Race
You’re gaining second place, hey, is that why you came from the Silver Age?

Don't need to maintain my clay game when I try to tank hits 
Cause up to the plate I devoured and you only ate bits

Couldn't save your own people, so feeble, you're called a god? please  
You can't bring back the dead but you get chomped on by zombies 

Can’t sustain hunger or dignity with that helmet and dull attire
This plot device isn't close to hot, call you the Ultimate Null-fire

Galactus Verse 3
As a challenge or an ample meal, this fun size tyke won't suffice
You're putting me to sleep, a worse Jigglypuff on the Mic

My Heralds spread my warnings, heed it before you’re destroyed 
You’re named after a lawyer, I have court executioners employed 

You want edible items even if it means your allies dying
An icon of materialism, no wonder Marx is who you're fighting  

Now this gumball has been chewed out, I shall return to my journey
Cause between heralding and dissing, you're too weak to serve me

Kirby vs Galactus 2 - Discord Rap Battles

Video coming out May 26th.

AlaskanSam as Gundham Tanaka
SnakeBite126 as Ace Ventura
Kamren as Monokuma
Written by Trakked and Dani
Beat produced by Adamack
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Gundham:
I await in the very depths of hell for my rival
However, unlike your sequel, there shall be no revival.
You've the mind of a child and the body of a skeleton
You shall be another cowering at my deadly malevolence 
Human life does not concern me; yet your films certainly do
Because racism is one of your many abundant issues!
Even for a demon like myself, I cannot tolerate you
A failed SeaWorld attraction that no one could operate, too!?
Kehehe.. another beastspeaker; it seems your feats are weaker.
Toppled a tribe, yet still put in a deeper sleeper
I would curse you with a short life, yet that is too late
For you've already gone and erased your own fate

Ace:
Skunk-hair wants to squabble 'gainst the Ace of spitting swiftly?
You must be simply sickly if you think you're looking spiffy
You kinda tick me, so I'll just unleash the kitties
Then your deadly little devas would be deadly little mincemeat
(Fast rap)
You look in the garbage for your attire, I wear Hawaiian and I spit fire
No more nice guy, you make me tired, putting an end to the Ultimate Tryhard
(Normal Rap)
You're at least D tier, so you better not come crying
I'd say your name was cool buuuuut that'd be lying

Gundham:
You DARE insult my namesake?! I'll tear you limb from limb!
Though not even my malice can contest your endless sins
Dare to talk about style? Kehehe, I'll keep that noted,
Save it for the times you've been constantly transphobic! 
Your name may have come back, yet it still isn't the same
For you've eroded past your prime and now a Jr. claims your fame
I would savor the stew of death and add you as an ingredient,
Though I wouldn't want to share hell with you, sexual deviant. 

Ace:
Alrighty then, this skunk should get a brain surgeon
The Ultimate Breeder but still died as a virgin
Even with your shitty deathmatch, I'd expect some better flows, 
But just like your kill, you can't do jack shit on your own!
And no, you’re a creature of something, keep on braggin’
When you’re looking like you only lived off of Dungeons and Dragons
Rhymes more absent than your father, he shoulda laid off the booze, sir
He didn't see his son grow up a loo-hoo-hooser
See, I'm walking over you just like your execution
Making pentagrams won't save you from being an intrusion
When I'm finished porkin' Sonia, I'll steal this win in my car
Call me if you wanna die a third time; here's my card


Gundham Tanaka vs Ace Ventura - Danganronpa vs Anything

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. SURPRISE BIRTHDAY BATTLE BABY! Today we see popular rap battle original character infamous for his kinning, Kin Kid go up against the Ultimate Imposter from Danganronpa. Both like to pay respects to others by dressing up as them, but who spits rhymes better among those two?

Kin Kid:
Hi my name is Kin Kid, it’s nice to meet you
The child of Rabi has got the rhymes to beat you
Instantly loved from the first battle that I’m seen on
The only love you’ve ever gotten you denied from Mikan
I could never kin you, that would be a travesty 
And even if I did, I would just lack personality
Who’s better with disguises? The viewers should choose me
Cause I got cosplays that rival Tsumugi’s 
Makes sense to call you a fraud after all the things you did
Born without family, I guess that makes you Kin-less Kid
There’s no competition, we’re just not the same
When I got more screen time than you in the main game

Ultimate Imposter:
That’s enough out of you, I have no time for your antics
Your verse is something even Kazuichi can’t fix 
I should educate you on the skills of debate
Cause you’ve embarrassed yourself straight out of the gate
Let me recap, Eddie found you by searching online for a loser nerd
And you think your personality aligns with pretty much any person, that’s simply absurd
My rhymes are like your origin, found in stock, while your rhymes come off as faulty
Been through tragedies and I’ve still never seen an atrocity as bad as your costume of Baldi

Kin Kid:
You turned the Reddit mod guy into Big Chungus?
I’ve seen a better imposter right out of Among Us!
Okay I’m sorry I just do a bit of trolling
But if I give you a push, you’ll do a bit of rolling 
Kin Kid’s a cool calculating killer who’s got plenty of cold cuts
And I don’t mean meat with a skewer that Teruteru used to stab your guts
Played it cool on the island but you had no plans of escape
So called “bright” guy got foiled by a piece of glowing tape
Turn into Mitarai again, this battle still won’t be a draw
But to be fair, you faking him didn’t protect him at all
It doesn’t surprise me your character met a quick end
When it’s clear you’d rather gain more calories than friends
But turns out everyone was fake, so why should I care?
Cause now you and your series are Remnants of Despair 

Ultimate Imposter:
Making fat jokes are we? I’d expect nothing less 
From a kid making cheap cosplays, claiming he’s the best
I’m sharp with a blade like my name was Munakata
So now I’ll leave you like Gridline did, slashed up
Speaking of which, let’s talk how you’re used
Your use in some battles just leaves me confused
When I step on the scene, opponents are filled with dread
While you’re only scary when Benny’s on your head
You're full of crap like your name is Nekomaru
In any form of battle, I will easily scar you
Let me restate that my disguises trick folks
While your costumes will always be a joke
Much like your appearance as This Man, I’d consider this battle a Troll Fail
You will never be able to atone for your sins starting off kinning Sans from Undertale

Among Us Imposter:
I’m sorry to interrupt but there’s something I have to say
The true faker Among Us is as clear as day
I’m a killer on the mic and a killer of the lights
I leave crewmates dead, do you really wanna fight?

Kin Kid: Shimario
Ultimate Imposter: RNG
Among Us Imposter: Cri

Written by: JustGamer
Extra help by: RNG, MetaMachine and Snakebite126
Mixed by: Zagranis
Beat by: Dansonn
Cover art by: Shimario

Kin Kid vs. Ultimate Imposter - FRB vs. Anything

Video Release => https://youtu.be/RLonxwT9ky8

RaccoonBroVA as Spongebob Squarepants
Snakebite126 as Annoying Orange 

Additional Writing by Matthew Thomas, King Wallace, Triple Stabber & ForgottenSons
Prod. by Anywaywell
Mixed by Zagranis
Art by KCToons
Coverart by Oofie

Lyrics :
Spongebob (0:10)
Got my spatula in hand to deal with this bold orange
Cause I’m ready, I’m ready to put you back into cold storage
Been foraging fun for ages, with humour from my producers
While your forging slasher films just to help appeal your viewers 
Fired up like the stove cause Krabby Patties are what I’m making
But bringing up your simple show makes your dead fanbase reawaken
Channel’s mostly babble, you’ll be unraveled in this battle
So I’ll leave this Happy Appy sappy with a stick up your little apple
Caught up on the latest trends despite living under Patrick’s rock
And still lived up to your name sake by being worse than Crazy Frog
But why’d you ride the track like your creator on the token train?
Seeing my boss is less desperate to rolling in the dough than Dane

Orange (0:42)
Ahoy Spongeboy, see you're leaving friends to battle toys
Though you're right bout being fired, I’m leaving this spongee unemployed
Trying to survive in the sea while I strive on vitamin C
As you can see even M&M failed to best me on the beat
Rhymes so sketchy like they were written by your doodle duplicate
Even Patrick’s a bigger star and yet he’s too dull to pull his weight
It’s like your rapping in the dark, the shots fired to leave me red missed
So get this, my boss wouldn’t ghost some kids with groceries as a threat list
Got your boating license revoked, but you’ll still float if you dare rhyme
It’s like you got blown out of the water, all you do is choke on airtime
Radiating fun for kids on Nick, but that’s simply speculation
So think out the box on how to win this, it’s in your imagination

Spongebob (1:14)
Even Pear couldn’t bear your antics, time to fend off this contender
You only spit seeds for Passion so send ya straight into the blender
Spewing tunes like Huey Lewis, busting moves just to crush this
No amount of fresh comedy could do this orange justice

Orange (1:25)
My flows blow like TnT to wash down this guilty nuisance
That’s selling out his franchise despite only being worth 62 cents
So makes sense your drying out after your creator went farewell
Cause now you’re just Nick's Cash Cow - Bikini Bottom of the Barrel

Spongebob (1:35)
If I wanted something sour, I let the lemon with the dentures rhyme
Come from CN, but your not taking this like Adventure Time
Just to be clear, you’re not one to mock my career cause it appears
Since that premier you’ve been recycling the same recipe for years
Like fart jokes, innuendo, food puns galore
And faces to traumatize your kids, man what a chore
Your taste only suits your pupil’s while I’ve gotten a taste of fame, though
Having characters so fruity won’t make me wanna taste the Dane Boe

Orange (1:57)
It’s a breeze to seize this cheese, grate to know you can’t go further
Serving others when your bars contains more filler than your burger
Your cartoon is a classic, yes and you’re really funny, Bob
But do I think you’ll win this? Nyanyanya-NOT!
This goober thinks he’s special when we collab in parodies
I’m slicing titans that make their way to me, A O T
I’d pull the plug to your show, but your flow already proved you’re flushed
So I’ll slice your life like a knife and file you in my list of supercuts’

Spongebob Squarepants vs Annoying Orange. 50-50 Rap Battle!

These two squirrels woke up on the wrong side of the bed and are ready to DUKE IT OUT! Which rude squirrel will win in this battle of young vs old!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b0FrZtPosU

►Slappy voiced by:
Jenni No Mercy

►Conker voiced by: 
Danii

►Mixed by: 
Serena

►Art made by:
Me

►Thumbnail made by:
JK03

Beat by:
AudioNetwork

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Slappy Verse 1  
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 Ah screw that intro phooey, rip into a drunken twit!
 You’re a two-bit piece of work, a 21st century Misfit!
 Started out wholesome, then ya got the kiddies cursin’!
 Sounds like that Croc fella, did no one think rehearsin’?
 You remind me of Bubsy after he takes a couple hits!
 Maybe they should hire real voice actors, ay kids?
 And all my life I’ve been into the boppin’ and the crashin’
 Never seen a cash-in go out just like his era’s fashion..

Conker Verse 1  
________________________________________
 Slappy, Slap-Happy? Older than MY grandpappy..
 Don’t let me distract you from nappin in your nappies..
 Cut the spiel, you fell off like a titan to the berg..
 And spew more shit, that my audience’d find absurd
 You’re a sideact, segments as long as your intro..
 You’re more qualified to babysit, then to act, bingo!
 I faced a fuckin’ singin’ poo, much worse than you.
 And Gregg’s still waiting for you to attend his barbeque. 

Slappy Verse 2  
________________________________________
 You’re a punk with a mouth, yet you call it a rarity?
 Must be stupid too, your popularity was charity!
 Mentored by the ones who did it a million times betta!
 Stick to your sixty four! Your parodies ain’t clever!
 But Whatevaaa, you make some decent poop jokes..
 I’ll keep my cap in the closet, different strokes for ya folks..
 Back in my days, a slapstick encore conquered!
 But your brand shuts the door, like it was a Young Conker

Conker Verse 2 
________________________________________
Sellin’ Buttermilk, advertised to squeeze guts!
But here’s my own solution, conquer Deez Nutz!
 An accent so thick, shit, we could use a translation!
 Speaking fuckin’ nonsense like Sandy’s hibernation.
 Fuck me with a couple ales, and I’m down for a MILF.
 Get more use out of you then your cassette on the bookshelf.
 In the booth, you’re a boomer stoner, heh, honestly!
 Calling her a legend? Now that's comedy!

Conker Vs Slappy ❰Rap Battle❱

I see all you assholes peering out tryna bitch and shit
Well I’ll end this hassle here and now - shoutout Pixel Chris
Since my first lead stage role to my Dustin VA roles
Yo I’ve been a caterpillar now I’m poppin out my chrysalis
That’s right, I’m insane on a beat - hell I’m a maniac 
With all this anger at these fucking haters that berate us and 
Make us embarrassed and ashamed of rap battle making 
But ask them to be creative and they fall flat and so we take the flak
Ooh, tryhard gangster cause you’re child hatin 
Online, killin all your time at White Boy Station
Living off your mom and dad with no life or paychecks
I get more rewarding payoff in the writer’s basement 
Won’t front, I’m no Aaron Peters, ain’t been on no street
Most bloodshed I’ve seen’s when they iced the emoji
But fuck a wannabe, I’m who I wanna be
And all you cunts huddle me cause I got my own niche and now y’all lonely
“Just listen to real music!
Em, Jay, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Kendrick, etc. shit you gotta pump”
Bitch I got “real music”
It’s a mixtape of your mom singing “OH BENNY I’M GONNA-”
You’re gonna WHAT?

I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle bars
On the rap battle beat that I ain’t even bought
I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle cheese
And I never give a fuck about trying to appease
I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle bars
On the rap battle beat that I ain’t even bought
I’m a rap battle kid and I’m rap battle cringe 
But I don’t got any rap battle fucks left to give

Put my shit in a private filmfest, got the whole crowd applauding it
Plot twist, but that night I blew up the audience 
So why lose my shit over a buncha loser kids
So normal, so stiff, it’s like watching a fucking Dream music vid
You linear bitches be tryna niche shame
Fuck you, my flow’s ice smooth like a Psytube keyframe 
So obsessed with our battles to try and tear a man down
Wanna be a Fantano but you’re practically a fan now
So how’s it feel that you will never have this skill
Y’all a whole fucking town of shills who live in my shade, welcome to Shadowville 
A bunch of self-taught students on crafting films
Plus learning to track build and y’all wanna say that there’s no talent still?
Oh no, it’s not ERB so you angry 
The same format but we got the style to change things
And while y’all bitches lackin flow like you got gangrene
Me and the horsemen finna make this shit mainstream

[CHORUS]

If your shit’s top tier then be proud about it
If your shit’s hella cringe then be proud about it
If your shit’s lukewarm then be proud about it
You got the balls to put shit out instead of pout about it
Yea I found a community that I’m proud of and I own it
Don’t care how lame it sounds, I fucking kill it and I know it
If anyone you know knocks it down and don’t support it 
Well fuck them, keep doing what you want to do and just ignore it 
“Oh no he’s never had sex!” Yea I get it dude
If following my heart means staying a virgin, guess I Will Never Lose
Call this shit pretentious but I’m so fucking over
Being scared of talking about my shit or overexposure
And I ain’t dissing people for different opinions, that’s fine 
You got your own passions to live with, just still respect mine 
Cause while all of you salty ass bitches continue to whine
I’mma be here sitting with recognition and grinning with pride that 

[CHORUS]

Rap Battle Kid (prod. InsaneBeatz)

Placeholder thumbnail by Mint

Written, mixed and produced by Mint

SuperDuper24 as ZALGO
Mintas SiivaGunner

ZALGO:
I was almost delighted being held up as discordant
Until this MIDI-slapper showed up as my next opponent
This statue has to be joking, you need a makeover
No broken up story could match the cinders from this takeover!
And this matchup is shit I'm a bit peeved | But I find ironic twists in this scene
Out of the eldritch horrors that I could’ve rapped against they went and picked memes
But I guess that seeing this it can be said. | Almost fitting that a demon god with seven heads
is pit against a scheming goner weakling donned with one mask sheathing everything he says

Siiva:
I thought you'd be monstrous, G
But it seems you got that flow filled with apostrophes
This goner would think that Gunner doesn't have the rounds to fire off but he's
About to take an L (high quality)
So I figured you'd quit jumbling and spit something, a diss, no
'Cuz your meme's just archaic to predate the Flintstones!
Back in 2016 you were relevant, then the net went and moved on to better shit
Out of all of the jokes to be made, this matchup is most fit to bomb as a reference!
So this dude's a timeless deity leaving these scenes in his web
Weaving up in and out of being dead, but this memeable wreck
Can't be seeing a scheme of his without some NEET on the web
Submitting him as an SCP without reading the text
So I'm gonna be leaving him dead. This bore'd better run
'Fore an error 404's gone and tore through your guns
Cause out of your seven heads you use no more than the one
This prick finds a Garfield comic, adds some gore then he comes

Zalgo:
A ROM hack would be better for this dweeb’s verse
Firing bombs back like rip submissions - next time, rehearse
(AH) YOU SAW GRIFTERS UP ON SOUNDCLOUD AND YOU FOLLOWED THAT
(AH) I’VE GOT SEVEN FUCKING MOUTHS AND I CAN’T SWALLOW THAT
(AH) I’M THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD, MAKE YOUR SHALLOW FANS
NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR SHITPOSTS BACK UP ON THEIR HOLOGRAMS
So next time you try to drop a fucking hit, mate
Maybe don’t develop your whole lore around some kid’s games

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. R∆P BATTLE! S0E2

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20High%20Stakes.mp3
Written By: Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Raichous as Shaggy
RaccoonBroVA As Brock
Additional Help By Raichous


Shaggy:

Scoob! Go grab the snacks! Like, this’ll be fast!
When Shaggy is starting a rap, Like, you’ll lose to him faster than Ash!
I’ve gone against werewolves, and zombies, and ghosts! Like, I’ll leave a tagalong pounded
I find it ironic, your ace was an Onix, but you’re the one that’s getting Ground-ed!
You claim you have rock hard defenses, but don't have the stones to offend
Gave your last badge to a kid who cheated you in a fight when he was ten
And how did your story end? Replaced by a cilantro copy
With your chances of landing the cop or the nurse, in the nicest of  terms, being “Rocky”
While my series ain’t stopping. Like, I paved the way in animation!
The only thing your show’s leading in, is kid’s hospitalization
Over the years, portrayals were racey. Maybe I should be battling Tracy
You’ll need more than pebbles to faze me. There’s no dodging when you face me!

Brock:

Sorry Shaggy, but your tactics really had no effect
As a gym leader, I’m in charge of putting newbies in check
Think that you’re tough? Stop lying, man. You spend the whole mystery crying, man
So if flooding with flow’s your entire plan? Too bad I’ll be safe with my drying pan!
The OG rolling from Kanto! Your solo shows never finish.
If only you could Get a Clue. Your fanbase has quickly diminished.
You’re running from rubber masks. I throw myself into danger
I met with Dittos and mimes, but Denver’s clone’s still stranger!
And I bide my time, you’re rushing for cover to hide
Try as you might, you’ll end up greener than Hyde!
Can’t burn me, I’ve got Guts. I’m taking every attack
Think that you’ll earn my badge? You’ll have to be Boulder than that

Shaggy:

Your raps are ghost types, man. Completely see through
The way this Creeper acts, man, he’s on the verge of a “me too!”
So take defeat dude! Your traveling partners don’t need you!
Especially when it would take only like one percent of my power to beat you!
The sleuthing student moving though straight from the 60s
This dumb fiend may be 15, but ends up looking 50!
So try and hit, your disses miss me, listen to my voice
Like, I’m so amazing, I could beat you with one Zoinks!

Brock:

Your spitting is weak, no surprise though. I could beat this freak with my eyes closed.
Your WB’s Super High joke. I’m Bulldozing you with these tight flows!
His peers and his parents can’t stand him. Constant emotional damages.
I’m helping conquer gods while Rogers is conquering sandwiches!
You gluttonous Munchlax, you’d chomp through anything to get your fill
I studied Pokemon medicine, I’m an expert at things that are ill
From Lillard to West, your films are a mess, so testing me is a poor play
Hide behind the Blue Falcon, 'cause rapping isn't your Forte

Shaggy Vs. Brock

Swoldow as Herobrine
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEC...

Ennway as MissingNo
https://www.youtube.com/c/ENNWAY

Written by Psytube
Audio Mixed by Xhack
Video Edited by Psytube
Beat by Dansonn

Herobrine:
Did I come out of hiding to fight some Porygon after a car crash?
It’s not surprising that your own franchise turned you into a big question mark fast
I’m haunting the forest, you’re just haunting about 40 pixels alongside a shore
Man I’m always around, you showed up in one gen and now you’re more static than you were before
Always in the back of the player’s mind, you’re a tool to help out with the player’s grind
Just make your mind up, do you wanna spread dread in the fanbase or just duplicate some items?
You’re a nameless icon? I’m the best selling name in the best selling game so don’t try it
Cause after hearing your hall of fame sequence, I think you'd be better off staying silent

Missingno:
Steve but Evil thinking he’s the best is a bold claim
He’s retexturing paintings, I’m retexturing whole games
So if pestering’s your sole aim then keep sneaking silently
But if you ever want actual terror just feast your eyes on (glitch) wait
I’m trying to shake up some trainers so yeah I'm freaky when I make sound
But I’m pretty sure that that's way better than some fake murmurs on a playground
Well at least I can say that you’ve soared to absurd heights, but you’re starting a war with a bird type
So this pair of shears is gonna perish here, I mean I’m made of code so you know that I got that line game down
Might be a jumble of muddled up data but your spiel’s still hurting me (glitch)
You’re the corniest hoax, but I guess it makes sense that your pasta got served with cheese (glitch)
And taking one look at this ghost brother, I don’t even need a Silph Scope just to
See that all you are is a stalker, I guess that’s why so many kids have your phone number

Herobrine:
I’m not threatened when this 2nd placeholder’s coming through
Couldn’t take this Satan spawn if you were shaped like a W (nope)
Got tons of forums all begging to see me, everyone’s dog has you locked in its PC
Both of us mess up our games pretty deeply, but last time I checked you can’t just release me
Cause I’m sneaky, and my deeds top any trick that this glitch can muster (yeah)
Can’t even count the amount of people talking ‘bout me, how’s THAT for a Missing Number?
You’re a drop in the sea of the glitches in your game, dropped into the shallows next to Cinnabar’s gym
You couldn’t beat me in fear factor or fame, go away and terrorise your dried out cartridge 

Missingno:
Take one look at me and the whole region is broken
One screenshot of you turned 4Chan into Copeland
So when you spot the next poor player that stumbles onto your cursed seed
Tell them to go speak to that Old Man the day they turn 13

Missingno Vs Herobrine - Psytube Rap Battles Bonus

Thank you to the chads at Discord Rap Battles for letting us use some of the assets from when they were planning on doing this

Fightmarker as Waluigi (audio)
Cri as Waluigi (video)
Mancha as Robbie Rotten (audio)
Pixel Chris as Robbie Rotten (video)
Written by Pixel Chris, Cri, KCToons, JustGamer, AdamDRB, and YourLeastFavoriteEthan
Flow Test by Chandler_CCRB
Cover by KCToons
Mixed by Fightmarker 
Beat by GlitchDude

WALUIGI:
Time to serve you like it's tennis, I've had it with your wack racket!
Can't attack this, I'm flagship, make Nintendo’s Ultra Smash hits
To get this brawl uglier than the CGI on your play poster
I'm no master of playing dress-up but I'll be playing this poser!
You won't even last long when your fifth season got rejected
As while my existence remains because I’m loved around the net 
You're only crashing me to sleep, those bars are no obstacle in battle
When it failed to cage Sportacus in; how'd you like them apples?

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Are you a real villain? Well, I think we know the answer
Where's your manners? This mischief master has no time for banter
Don’t let your kids watch Waluigi’s defeat, it won't be sweet
I'm known for eating street food so I'll be feeding you concrete 
To leave you choked and have your face match with your purple clothes
How about Fiddle-dee-DEEZ if you keep Rockin' Robbie's boat!
Every rose has it's thorn, a plant made your roots forgotten
You hit the bottom like my lair, where this fruity man turns Rotten
Your swing and missin’ can't land you a bogey, now listen closely
See, this phony sports pro hasn't even owned a single trophy
'Cause you're a menace, an assist enlisted for a fill-in 
Like tennis, you’re here to be game set matched with a better villain!

WALUIGI:
Hats off to you for being such a downright L of a foe
Given the design of my 'stache, it's clear my Dub’s on the nose!
Your clones turned out great… they matched your stupidity! (Robbie's Clone: Hey!)
When your mindset making a working plan is the largest of trickeries
Like, every day you race to trick all of Lazy Town’s kids
But you fall short every time, truly a dastardly dick
How I wonder how these puppets see the strings of your lame schemes
Their bodies are literally plastic more than your face, please!
No match for this flow bender, even with your goons of three
'Cause I own tracks from my ballin; feast your eyes on my machine!
You can't rewind from this loss, unlike the others you didn't ponder
Now back to your base since this meme's used to being six feet under!

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Those disses served no deuces, seen Luigi's packing bunch
My styles' eye candy, yours more like Sports Candy, yuck!
You're quite awful in your spin-offs, all you do is sport-a-flop
Yet talk a big game even though you don’t even have your own one
Forget any plumber bros, don't need a touch screen for a dream team to be in people's hearts to the core
Haven't watched your biggest role performance any worse in a rap showdown since SMG4!
'Cause the only shade you got was as a shadow of a shadow, now go sob "WAAA I LOST!" 
I knew you're so stingy for first place while everyone knows I'm the Villain… Number... ONE!

Waluigi vs Robbie Rotten - Hilarious Hip Hip Hassles of Here & Now

JustGamer as Toru Iwatani 
RaccoonBroVA as Alexey Pajitnov 
RNG as the Announcer

Written by Oofie, RNG, MaviKartal2003, Dilly, KCToons, Pixel Chris, and Chandler_CCRB
Additional writing help by: Shimario
Mixed and mastered by Oofie	
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat edited and re-arranged by Oofie
Tetris theme re-created by Evrywunzf8vrite
Pac-Man instruments by Oofie
Demo by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude, and Snakebite126

Toru Iwatani 
Press start in a fight with Toru? I assure you, I made the scene
If you wanna give your 2 cents, slot them into my game machine
Trying to run tracks through writing, as if you're some Ridge Racer
But now you’re being written on, like it’s your parents’ divorce papers
Got launched from the Soviets, just another cash grab block game
Yet you lost the top Notch status with Mojang’s mojo drop, dang!
I've turned pizza to pie charts, while Ls you're known to drop 
Mounting this brawl will leave you a loss, along with your son off

Alexey Pajitnov 
Think you're gaming’s OG? I set the revolutionary high bars
You and I aren’t even close to each other, just like your eyes are
The wacka-wacka-wack raps you spat are just hard to swallow
With your ghoul fellows, it's no surprise you're see-through and hollow
Even my pieces aren’t as blocky as the CG in your show is, man
You got that inky blinky pengame, sounds like it was ghostwritten
Though gotta hand it to you for the most-slotted game, it's a true fact
But you'll flip birds when even your own creation wouldn't even love you back!

Toru Iwatani 
Break off your blocks like it’s Gee Bee, leave you more green than the GB 
From arcade machines to your TV. When it comes to gaming, I’m beastly!
You can’t compare to my legacy, spawned countless crowds, looked upon me
Spilling the T more than your parity, patching you off like your home country!
I’m blasting off like the cathedral; you'll see, Pajitnov, we’re not equals
I gotta Hatris off, your work’s lethal; with your tactless thoughts like Pokhilko
The Iwatani from the Atari; your recent games have been no fun
I’ve got 99 problems with Tetris but this bitch ain’t one!

Alexey Pajitnov 
I'll turn the page like your textbooks, now who are you trying to fool?
Dropped out of Namco to teach, yet couldn't drop lines to get me schooled
You've appealed to the female crowd, but nothing is worth to boast it
When a flick based on your Pixels leaves all the theatre rooms ghosted!
Get on my level, dude! 256 bars is not needed for me to crash you
This will be your second failed Ghost Adventure you cannot pass through!
Easily got your boat rocked; while myself have my champion ship docked
As you’ve received ass kickings I Packed, man, from Russia with love! (Ugh)

Alexey Pajitnov vs Toru Iwatani - Rap Clash!

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

I am the Trakked Man.
Freshy Kanal as The Russian Sleep Experiment
RNG and Quizzique as The Hat Man
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Written by Trakked
Additional help by nEon, Zagranis
Mixed and engineered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
The Hat Man:
I am the hat man, and I dispense fear
I know you’re wondering now, “how did I get here?”
Well listen chap, this dapper rapper has a thing to say
Prepare to watch as your vision’s tainted, I bring decay
I am a con man, donning a hat and robe
You’re far gone, man, you’ve already shat your clothes
You’re dependent on some toxic gas to stay calm
And you’re looking like you went through twenty bombs with napalm
Trapped in a cell for fifteen days, tried to keep awake
And you seem insane from the chamber
You’re simply a weak display, it is bleak, just face 
It, can’t seek escape from the danger
Unfortunate your door is open to many mistakes
It’s as if you forced it open, and now it’s about to break
You should know, sir, you brought me in on your own terms
So when that door crumbles I’ll never give you closure.

Subject 1:
Am I what you fear in a man?
A hellish, cold vessel, a mere shell of a man?
One that always hears all the screams and tears of the damned?
I’m not scared of silhouettes, bring me to Hell if you can
(*laughter*) You couldn’t cage me, please! 
I’m seen as the demon of the KGB
If you want to try your hand at erasing me,
Then like me, grab onto my flesh and take a piece!
How sweet, you’re residing under childrens’ beds at night,
Frightened by a bit of light, while I’m the reason that they hide
And you’re looming over humans doing nothing
(*deep breath*) I rip the researchers to shreds and make the onlookers disgusted 
So if you want to try and pass some judgement, go and stuff it up
Your ugly mug, repugnant, and you’re nothing but 
A bug to me, so shut it, I will cut you up and flood this drug;
I've shrugged off thuds, cuts and blood, while you're only done when I pull the plug
Makes sense with the hat, now, you're dishing some caps out
Belongs in a crack house, causing drunkards to black out
I've had doubts, but I know myths are better off dead
So go off yourself now and GET OUT OF MY HEAD

The Hat Man:
Want me to keep cutting? It's not like you had a choice
You've already torn your vocal cords and shredded your voice
Was a traitor to the Soviets and put in constraints
I'm in minds across the world; the enemy of the mental state
The Hat Man leaves lands desolate. If you wanna mess with this,
I suggest you break your psyche twice and put an end to it
Then maybe you’ll see me in Hell
Reliving all your worst moments trapped inside a padded cell
Negative feelings are what I eat
Take a look at your film's ratings and I'm feasting for weeks
You have no room for debating when your blank one ain't unique
Your life is for my taking; now drift deep into sleep


Subject 1:
You can’t sedate me into silence, I am madness incarnate
The insanity lurking within humanity’s mind
You’re just hiding in the corner as if you were a target
Pure depravity causing calamities in the night
I’m so nearly free from hearing you speak again
Prepare to see me break the nocturnal haven in which you tread
And you may be known across the globe as a terrible bad sign,
Yet you can’t prevent your status dying, hear the flatline?

The Hat Man vs The Russian Sleep Experiment - Rap Cypher #30

Written, Recorded, and Thumbnail by JesseBox
Beat Arrangement, Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Guitar Riffs by YuugenVinny

Special Thanks to Freshy Kanal, Yuugen Vinny, Snakebite126, Shimario, My Parents and The Bikini Bottom❤️


Jinx:
Aw a fellow blue haired bitch thinkin’ she wants some
Your “nakama” and “kumbaya” shit don’t work where I come from
Keep your fairy tails away from me, I’m not afraid to fucking rip your face off, I’m droppin bombs on top this creepy stalker

Like Pow! I’ve got an arsenal with weapons galore
Been on the roster for a decade and still the players want more!
Your tacky fanservice is almost cute, but terrible still
I liked you better as a rock girl, or when you had guts to kill 

I mean, c’mon, chick, you could’ve been so badass!
Instead your writers picked one gag and then played that trash for laughs
And I mean, no one even knows your dumb kid’s series anymore
Potential and relevance down the drain, need I say more?

Juvia: 
I’ll have you know that I am doing just fine
Cause I know how to aid my friends when their lives are on the line
You’re a reckless child, meddling while the task was being handled
Had you just been mature, Vi could’ve still had Vander

I’m an Ex Element four, was S class in Phantom Lord
I’ve the scars to prove my passion and agony I’ve endured
And my guild believed in me to change for good when I was wrong
Your family never had that trust, and thanks to you, they’re all gone

All your punches do is phase through me due to my water power
And I will not be shaken, I’m cool like rain that will shower
Except in Jinxes’ case, all it takes is words to confound her
Crush her like Mylo and Claggor and turn her back into Powder

Jinx:
*groans* That isn’t me, don’t call me that
I can feel all their pain, the monsters are coming back
I can’t take it any longer, your attacks, they’re much stronger
And I- *pfft*… haha.. HAHHAHAHAh

You can’t meet the damage I’ve done
You peaked during your season one
And what you call love is just an obsession that you manifested, and it’s fuckin’ scaring him off

He’s annoyed by you
And girl, the viewers feel the same too
Only Mashima’s shitty writing could’ve given you
A world where Gray even tolerates you!

Juvia:
What did you say?
About my Gray?
I’ll make you pray that you stayed in your lane or met an early grave like where your parents lay!
Don’t play with this rainwoman
I’m not afraid of a thieving rat with nothing to her name

Who do you think you are? You’re not the savior of Zaun
Cause all it takes is pink hair to take this failure off guard!
This poor pathetic schizophrenic should just quit while ahead
Thought she found her calling, then her THIRD father ended up dead

And by your hands no less. 
Just loss after loss and this one was bound to be next
Keep causing problems and problems are all that you’ll get
Past the point of help
I’d say that you were cursed but Vi said it better herself

Jinx vs. Juvia Lockser - Jesse’s Rap Battles

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!


Snakebite126 As Papyrus 


RaccoonBroVA As Boom Boom


WAN As Kamek


Art by WAN


Mixed by Jort


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Research assistance from King Wallace & We Think company

Cover Art by Danger


Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude


Papyrus:

I'm known as the great Papyrus, not afraid to get straight to violence !!! 

Skeletons don't have brains inside us, yet you're the one who's insane and mindless !!!

Those limbs won't stay, they'll fly off! The way that you’re swaying exciting your arms when you charge,

Dizzily maiming and fighting with walls, makes sense that he's not invited to Mario Kart !!!


You're a disgrace of a brute, you grab your tongue have it taped to my shoe

This headache should be used to the taste of a boot! (Nyhehehehehee!)

This inane goof is way overused, devs are too lazy to make something new

So they stay with the same gameplay loop, and gamers stray away by playing a flute !!!


Because of this awesomest brawn that I got Undyne knows I've a shot at the Royal Guard !!! 

But my chances will not top all of the stomps you call “plots” that been foiled are

So better get Kamek for backup his magic will hand you the chance of 

Not napping in battle when you get all tired out madly attempting to land an attack on !!!


Boom Boom:

As those doors crashed open and ya began rattling off dad jokes

I can now understand why in Smash-Bros, only Sans shows

Ya stand so tall yet ya trapped in that fat jokes shadow

Must be tampering with ya eyes, you can't see past it like a lamp post!


And those puzzles put me to rest n’ yet I still get something from them lesser quests

If I put my foot up at your head ya eyes should be xs when I step on em! 

His schemes are literally a walk in the park, all would know that id drop him easy

Sans and you must be the rotting-up corpses of Wario and Waluigi! 


IIIIM BOOM BOOM BOOM B-BOOM B-BOOM BOOM Like how ya traps blow up in ya face!

THE HUGE NUKE OF THE KOOPA TROOP Meanwhiiiiile ya got nothing to say!

Skinny bones ain't no meaty opponent one shitty throw could leave him beat and broken

The utmost weakest joke in Snowdin holding pity votes as a means of coping!


Papyrus:

Pissed off? I would be too if I only exist cuz of a pit stop

Which rots at the center of worlds: This mid boss is a mid boss (Nyeh-heh-heh!)

Now comes my secret move which defeats a goon in 3 in tune hits

It would leave you confused and seeing stars but it seems you beat me to it !!! 


WHAT, These stupid dogs have ruined it all, including both you and this new sup one

Whos useless boss has been used so much, won't needa beat ya to know you fell off !!!

Your putrid plot is moving left and right, at best can fly, SANS, THE PESTICIDE !!!

He spent his life endlessly obsessed with guys who tend to best his efforts every time !!!  


Kamek:

Once upon a time a boneless sidekick had his hopes to fight and

Be Royal guard but was regarded as too barebones and kind

He thought humankind as slow n spineless cuz they had chosen violence 

But then Frisk came along…


Boom Boom:

Could say that they left ya open minded! (Kamek: OHHHHH!!!)


Gonna be honest ready? it's easy to know what pastas from your awful recipe

If one chomp and there's vomit on his top already then it's gotta be Paps spaghetti!

Ya blue hearts been botchin’ any shot it gets yet he still pretends to be all optimistic

So I'd call it fittin that you're the skeleton here your love lifes nonexistent!

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!

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I also drew mah profile pic. :)

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