A2 (and personal favourite) from the new @Die-Orakel record.

Dinsync's bass powerhouse 'Gilbert' contorted by applied external envelopes paired with the usual rhythmical Sherman FB Gymnastix on the drums and plibtz.// 

Sold out in most spots last 12" copies left in shops abroad, Digital available eternally..

~Written 2020, released 2021~
~Melbourne 2 Frankfurt~

The New Adaptive Lacerta.

Reptant 'Skatter Tek' [ORKL-16]

Could planet Earth be considered a living being? And if so, could it be seen as the physical vessel of a planetary-level spiritual entity? Ancient Hinduism believed so and expounded it in The Upanishads: a collection of early sacred texts where such entity was named Sanat Kumara and inhabited the very center of the Earth, lodged in the wondrous city of Shamballa - these beliefs were later appropriated by western New Age sects of the early 20th century and turned into all manner of silly representations and distortions. 

The idea of a conscious, thinking spirit at the centre of Earth's movements, cycles and magnanimous energy was the inspiration for the opening track on the second naive release by Photonz; accordingly, the tittle-track "Planetary Spirit" is an explosion of modulating energy and rhythm ready to blow raver's into gosebumps territory and full-on techno hysteria. Followed by "Badagas", the EP moves into brainy-but-percussive territory, full of synthetic resonant drums and UK bass sensibility. 

On the flip we've got "Circumference", a driving and hypnotic techno track with synthesized bubble motifs and a steady four-to-the-floor beat. Ending things on a more leftfield tip, Photonz merges early Earth drone bass with Claro Intelecto-style FM bass and slowed-down latin funk rhythms on the true-to-theme track "Earth 2". 

Release date: Dec 3
Art by Shcuro

NAIVE016 - Photonz 'Planetary Spirit' (preview)

Full Track Visualiser: https://bit.ly/3IhPDBW

https://soundcloud.com/sunnysibar
https://soundcloud.com/kalaharioystercult

Rushing us headlong into a vorticist maelstrom of hard-edged drum stutter and polychromatic synth fragmentation, Sansibar sophomore long-player for Kalahari Oyster Cult - “Sans Musique” - tackles the very essence of post-trancey, breaks-loaded UK blends with unabashed joy to wreak havoc on his path. Throughout seven tracks oozing burnt kerosene and depleted uranium residue merged with a hint of sacred incense, Sansibar deploys his extra-wide vision for the present and future of dance music.

“Scully” attacks pedal to the metal, hi-intensity bass onslaughts and knee-buckling breaks roaring as the groove slings us at bullet-speed into a hot, narrow barrel of floor-focused aggression. 

Hailing from Helsinki, Finland, Sansibar is a non-pareil cosmic traveller - also producer, resident DJ at Kaiku and Post Bar and wave agitator on IDA Radio and EOS Radio - whose genre-unbound sound credentials for the likes of Kalahari Oyster Cult, Natural Sciences, Émotsiya, Darknet, Avoidance et al. have helped establish as one of today’s most intriguing talents in the European scene.

Sansibar - Scully (Earth People Mix) [DV Premiere]

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* Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Yeaga6quy74
* Pre-order: https://www.traxsource.com/title/1844425/waving-at-clouds

Just in time for the last days of summer, your favorite three-headed French label is back with another genre-bending release. A single by Hess Publica mastermind Selected Dream Memories, supported by three remixes from the Virtual Forest crew. Ultra-pure fuel for inspiration, this release full of contemplative reveries will take you by the hand from cotton clouds to abyssal depths, showcasing the infinite potential and versatility of the source material.

Following his previous works, Selected Dream Memories starts off this release by showing his mastery of all-encompassing pads. Underscored by just enough rhythm to make the sonic vegetation sway in the wind of his synths, they conjure unexplored feelings and unexplored valleys of thought and feeling. A deeply Introspective work that will find its way in many late-night playlists.

First in line for remix duty, Solma brings out the heavy artillery with rolling drum patterns and earth-shattering bass. Acid synths emerge from the depths of this absolute banger to complement the original crystal-clear pads, to devastating effect. Striking the perfect balance between emotional weight and dancefloor-readiness, this track is a must-have for melancholic peak-time DJs & true electro lovers.

PREMIERE: Selected Dream Memories - Waving At Clouds (Solma's Self Isolation Reshape)

Hidden Message

A2 of 'Marymont' EP by Blu Terra

Vinyl: https://de.juno.co.uk/products/blu-terra-marymont/739892-01/

Digital: https://ceadcead.bandcamp.com/

Blu Terra - 20,000

og producers: @adampits + @liseneuk AKA space cadets

yo wys here is some real talk for the real heads that made it all the way here to the track description.

had an absolute blast making this remix so am very pleased to share the full version with u all. took a while to get the final version done (wanted it to be perfect for my bbz marlon + adam), but tbh it was fuckin easy. think i used almost every part of the original track cos it was already sick. add some sparkly synths and a unecessarily booming sub bass and youve got urself a remix pal. bing bang shtick it in and thank u good night

oh yeah heres some links n that so you can buy it:
https://sevenhillsrecords.bandcamp.com/album/adam-pits-lisene-present-space-cadets
https://www.juno.co.uk/products/space-cadets-adam-pits-lisene-present-space/741211-01/

AVAILABLE NOW

space cadets - skill shot (no moon special edition)

Vinyl/digital: https://smarturl.it/BROT05

The COVID 19 pandemic has given us some time to reflect and bake beats, loads of beats! Our main man, https://soundcloud.com/felixleifur, has been busy in the kitchen baking steaming BROT beats during his isolation in the middle of North Atlantic. BROT 05 holds 5 diverse cutsby Felix Leifur and this time with a guest onboard the BROT ship, the notorious dutchman https://soundcloud.com/fritswentink. Let's skip all the fancy talk and sum this record up in 5 words: Eearie -Groovy -Bending -Breaky -Banging

Tracklist:
A1. Felix Leifur - Gitarglams
A2. Felix Leifur - Bruiseblood
A3. Felix Leifur & Frits Wentink - Bloodsport
B1. Felix Leifur - Listerine munnskol
B2. Felix Leifur - Michael Buble vont veður

Tracks written & produced by Felix Leifur
P&D by primedirectdist.co.uk
Lagaffe Tales 2020

*2020*
BROT04 - Jónbjörn - smarturl.it/BROT04
BROT05 - Felix Leifur - smarturl.it/BROT05

*2019*
BROT01 - Felix Leifur - smarturl.it/BROT01
BROT02 - Felix Leifur - smarturl.it/BROT02
BROT03 - Felix Leifur - smarturl.it/BROT03

BROT 05

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X’trapolis is under threat... 

Word is spreading fast that the powerful and long-feared Agamid lizard known by many as Reptilius has been sighted building a dangerous army on the outskirts of Squamata, exhausting the forests natural resources and leaving previously thriving, culturally significant and beautiful areas decrepit and lifeless in a greedy, capitalistic move to gain control. 

Completely unaware of this, Reptant returns home to X’trapolis after spending 5 years conducting extensive research on Earth’s unique analogue technology. 

With his esteemed Lizard Tech Militia stuck back on Earth, Reptant finds himself alone and must seek help from the infamous Gecko Force if he wishes to succeed in protecting his home. 

The Gecko Force are a lounge of superior prehistoric native Gecko’s rumoured to have been some of the only survivors from the brutal Agamid colonisation of X’trapolis which occurred many generations ago. 

With their power and extensive knowledge of X’trapolis, the planet and all of its delicate and precious lifeforms just might stand a chance... 

Return To Planet X’trapolis was written, recorded and mixed by Reppi T. Lizrd AKA Reptant at Squamata Studios, X’trapolis 2019-2020. 

@reptant_the_lizard
Mastered by Alden Tyrell (@aldentyrell)
Cut by Marco Pellegrino at Analog Cut. (@marco-pellegrino)
Pressed at Record Industry.
Distributed by One Eye Witness. 

LKR Records, 2020, Naarm (Melbourne), Australia. 

“Dedicated to all the Lacertilia in the galaxy, May your forests remain untouched and liberated”

Pre-Order the Vinyl:
Bandcamp: tinyurl.com/LKR010-Bandcamp-PreOrder
One Eye Witness (Distributor): tinyurl.com/LKR010-OneEyeWitness

Return To Planet X'trapolis

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Reptant 'Return To Planet X'trapolis' // Album Previews // LKR010

https://soundcloud.com/pillow-queen

https://one-eye-witness.com/release/1601908562/Pillow-Queen-Burn-Me-Up-12%22

Type “Was Joan of Arc” into Google and the suggested endings for this statement give you an accurate gauge of her place in pop culture: “Catholic” / “a nun” / “canonised” / “a prophet” / “French” / “a witch” and so on. Related questions to “What were Joan of Arc’s last words” on the info-sharing site Quora include “Was Joan of Arc bisexual” and “Was Joan of Arc simply crazy?” Everyone seems to agree this person was burned at the stake in 1431, but beyond that, Joan’s narrative is an enigma. It is this lack of definition that the production duo Pillow Queen harnessed for their second release, Burn Me Up. Inverting the image of the devout Christian girl, the Joan who stands as this record’s heroine was a heretic, a transvestite, most definitely a dyke and a hot femme-top at that. 
 
Opening up the A-side, the title track is a call— a battle cry, but also a summoning. In a time of need one calls upon their patrons and elders from history; a DJ beckons and gathers dancers to the floor; prayer and sweat go hand and hand. A traditional Irish bodhrán drum beats out the first rhythms, joined by a steamy vocal sample that gets caught, chopped, and soon “Burns Me Up” is pumping along with organ chords and distorted keys. Pivoting away from the 4/4 format, “Submission” is a textured, downtempo slowburner, with close-mic’d vocals from Vani-T and the D. Tiffany’s deft drum programming. When the choral pads come in, there’s en echo of the 1990s German worldbeat project Enigma, with its Gregorian chants and flutes laid on top of lounge beats—here, though, the chorus is stripped of kitsch, only driving the track deeper into a mood. 
 
If Burn Me Up’s sequence of tracks is read as a kind of narrative, they seem to tell the story of Joan’s last moments. “Burn Me Up” is, frankly, heat—aggressive, the high-end crackles and the bass puts a pyre under one’s feet. “Submission” is like an exhale, a giving-in to death’s grip; there is, along with the sensuous tread, a melancholy. It only makes sense that one flips the record to “Resurrection”, which rolls in a tremolo’d wail of pitched vocals for 30 seconds before a kick drum begins the 141-BPM march. The percussion is central here, as the track shifts between polyrhythms like a range of resuscitations, varied heartbeats. “Salvation” closes the record, again dialing back the tempo to the deep nod of dub. To no surprise, the scene of redemption here is not one of sunlit cherubs—the church bell sample tolls one strike every few measures of bass-throb and shadow, while Vani-T intones, “Then he lay down and died”. Death can be salvation to some; living as many selves, living in contradiction, is a saving grace to many more.

Pillow Queen "Burns Me Up"
Cat: DR001
Format: 12”
Distributed by One Eye Witness
Artwork by Tori & Sophie
Words: Nat Marcus
Preorder: now
Release date: 08.12.2020

Pillow Queen - Burns Me Up       [DR001]

Out now on Chanoirs VA Vol.1 
https://chanoirs.bandcamp.com/track/e-talking-terminate

CHANOIRS // vol.1

Bandcamp

E-Talking - Terminate

Record label founded in 2012
https://soundcloud.com/jonbjorn
https://soundcloud.com/birgiss
https://soundcloud.com/moffandtarkin
https://soundcloud.com/felixleifur


Demos, bookings & other thoughts: 
lagaffetales@gmail.com

Vinyl series:
LAGAFFE001 - Davíð & Hjalti - RVK Moods 
LAGAFFE002 - Moff & Tarkin – Big Mango Bangers
LAGAFFE003 - VA - Tale of Tales: Chapter 2
LAGAFFE004 - Malouane - Take Me Back To Clavius
LAGAFFE005 - ILO - Take You To Love
LAGAFFE006 - Intr0beatz - Crucial Catering
LAFAFFE007 - VA - Tale of Tales: Chapter 03
LAGAFFE008 - Moff & Tarkin - Pass Me The Naan 
LAGAFFE009 - Moff & Tarkin - Ticket To Tenerife

BROT01 - Felix Leifur
BROT02 - Felix Leifur
BROT03 - Felix Leifur
BROT04 - Jónbjörn
BROT05 - Felix Leifur
BROT06 - Felix Leifur

Digital series:
TALES001 - Aslakur & Darri - Moon Romance 
TALES002 - Viktor Birgiss - With You EP
TALES003 - VA - Freerotation Records Recycled 
TALES004 - Moff & Tarkin - Long Shot Poems For Broke Players EP
TALES005 - Siggatunez - Feel The Night EP
TALES006 - Futuregrapher - Fjall EP
TALES007 - Jonbjorn - Bakkavegur EP
TALES008 - 45m1r - Gentlemens Club EP
TALES009 - Magnoose - Valhalla EP
TALES010 - Viktor Birgiss - Ljosaskipti EP
TALES011 - Aslakur & Darri - Eat My Beat EP
TALES012 - VA - Tale of Tales 01 
TALES013 - Brilliantinus - That New Feeling EP
TALES014 - Coeo - Closer EP
TALES015 - Davíð & Hjalti - Freebase EP
TALES016 - Viktor Birgiss - Hverfum um stund EP
TALES017 - Guydee - Split Personality EP
TALES018 - Ant Orange - In The Near EP
TALES019 - Moony Me - Fountain Grooves EP
TALES020 - Beraber - Early Riser EP
TALES021 - Áskell - Space Is The Place EP
TALES022 - Conformal - Juice EP
TALES023 - Shelter on Wax - Oranienstrasse EP
TALES024 - Moff & Tarkin - Man Of The Match LP
TALES025 - Kerr Wilson - Kids EP
TALES026 - Aspetuck - Tonic EP

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