Name: Functioning Alcoholic by Landline Podcast
Duration: 1 h 18 min 22 s
Description: When is it time to quit drinking? When is it time to start drinking more? Can we all agree on how twisted we're going to get before a costume party? These are the hard hitting questions Saul and Alex tackle in this January cleanse edition of Landline. Drugs, sex, strangers and soul mates all factor in as well.

When is it time to quit drinking? When is it time to start drinking more? Can we all agree on how twisted we're going to get before a costume party? These are the hard hitting questions Saul and Alex tackle in this January cleanse edition of Landline. Drugs, sex, strangers and soul mates all factor in as well.

Functioning Alcoholic

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Functioning Alcoholic

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