This is a very special bonus episode of The Wealth Witch Podcast. Leah is super excited to be sharing with you her husband, Sean Barnett's new podcast, The Sage Surfer -Musings from the Lineup. After a couple of years of trying to convince him to tell his story, he's finally doing it! Leah is sure that this episode of The Sage Surfer will resonate with you all.

Episode 5 is all about your weirdness. Sean will be talking to you about how you're too much, and your weirdness is your superpower. He is an incredible storyteller. He has had a life that not many people have had. His experiences have been, you know, devastating and heartbreaking and difficult and tremendous and joyful and beautiful. 

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SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE - Episode 5 Of The Sage Surfer - Who Art Thou You F@$*Ing

Give it Away - The Trishas

You and I - Ingrid Michaelson

Breezeblocks - Alt J

a tragi-comic description of one man's attempt to navigate the pitfalls of dating spiritual women

lyrics:

NO GODDESSES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SONG.

I met her on facebook, shed written 8 books
& built a do terra business with her great looks
she had a crystal hoard and avision board  and pinterest pictures of everythin’ she’s wishin for/   like gary vee – this chick’s all about hustle 
a super cute fit witch with great glute muscles   her selfie game is ridiculously polished she’s 
a hashtag boss bitch hash tag goddess/    she is as beautiful as she is remorseless  you’ll never get a refund from her online courses
she’s got a dream to be an Egyptian queen
maybe that’s why it seems like a pyramid scheme/ (oh!) 
we got along until I said something hurtful  about a scam she was running,  something called a gifting circle?
don’t rob your sisters cos they can’t do sums
I got 99 problems - getting rich aint one///

IN CONCLUSION, ITS ILLUSION
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH JUST BEING HUMAN
I KNOW ITS CAUSING A LOT OF CONFUSION
COS NOW WE'RE ALL STUCK IN THIS GODDESS DELUSION X2
  
  I SEEN her on Instagram, posting routinely
A vegan yogini in a tight white bikini
It seems she could feel me in her anahata chakra
Cos we caught up to practice late night pranayama (uhhh!)/
She was monogamous (ugh) searching for a partner
That’s why she posts those pictures of her perfect arse-na
She looks SO good in her lulu-lemonses
I almost bought into all her gurus premises/
I sat politely whilst she told me all her shakey plans
And blessed her smoothie every day with her reiki hands
She made demands for me to alter my damn ways
HASHTAG YOGA BODY HASHTAG PLANTBASED/
in many way’s she’s expanded my bandwidth  but we said NAMASTAY the day I ate a steak sandwich  being told what to do’s not fun  I got 99 problems but being your bitch aint one////

IN CONCLUSION, ITS ILLUSION
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH JUST BEING HUMAN
I KNOW ITS CAUSING A LOT OF CONFUSION
COS NOW WE'RE ALL STUCK IN THIS GODDESS DELUSION X2
  
It started on snap chat, progressed to a black cat,
Candles and bat wings packed in a back pack/
A bad bitch who was deliciously cynical
Legitimate black witch proficient at ritual/   she fit the bill y’know I couldn’t resist her  we share the same vision since we done a fews ISTAs  she said she’s up for sharing me with her sisters
God I love the hashtag witchesofinsta/ 
 This type dating’s really aint for the amateurs,  her first name was polly. second name was amorous.
Its kinda hazardous unless you’re a wizard
She invited me round for “something exquisite”  I kinda thought y’know she might be the one
as they strapped me to the altar so I could not run  a sexy ritual that seemed like fun  up until they shoved a crystal in my black hole, son!

SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE - Episode 5 Of The Sage Surfer - Who Art Thou You F@$*Ing

Leah Steele

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