* Kris... ughh...
* Where the hell are we...?
* ...
* NO... 
* FUCK...
* WE'RE IN THE GREEN DARK WORLD...

Green Room

PICK UP THE

All tracks are by: https://soundcloud.com/fwugdoku

Some tracks may be outdated, waiting on the google drive for those

Abstract Fight Loop.ogg

* Oh, u-um..
* You're the human!
* I-I wasn't expecting you to come around here...
* ...
* Ehehehe...
* I'm Alfie.

Created by @tobyfox-music
All rights reserved to Toby Fox.

Alfie's Laboratory (Toby Fox)

* tv time.

expect more lazy uploads to be on here pfft, at least maybe it'll be more frequent.

Screenlovania (short ver.)

* ( Stepping into your office once more, You're greeted by the collective sighs of your employers. )
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Feel free to use this in anything you want as long as you provide credit.
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Follow the adventure of a clown on his journey to save the dark world from destruction in this exciting game of light and dark.

Plays in Dester's office. The first part of his journey.
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The Door
THE WORLD REVOLVING (Modified)
Hip Shop

Nine to Five [Lightswap]

And The world revolving is also here!

Don't want you waiting like the last time lmao

thumbnail is still by @king-ocelot

THE WORLD REVOLVING V1

Spamley: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY, YOU [Devil In Sheep's Clothing]!?!?
Dester: UHAHAHAHAA!!

(Dester continues to laugh maniacally until a door slams open, with such force that it dents the walls and shakes the room. A large, white bear in a suit and tie walks out, and with him trails an ominous and furious aura. This is Dester's boss, Kingpin.)
(He walks up to Dester and grabs him by the collar.)

K: You're coming with me.

(He drags Dester into his office, slams the door shut behind him, and drops Dester into a chair. He takes a seat at his own chair behind a desk.)

K: You have been causing far too much chaos in the work environment.
K: None of us can get any work done, with your insane chatter and tomfoolery.
D: WHY, I'M JUST TRYING TO SPREAD A LITTLE FUN, FUN!!
D: NO NEED TO BE A PARTY POOPER!
K: And what of your own work?
K: Have you even TOUCHED any of it since they left?
D: OH, BOO HOO. WORK IS SO BORING, BORING!
D: IT CHAINS ME DOWN IN A CELL OF GLOOM!!
K: Dester. This is your job. At a job, you are expected to work.

(With a shit-eating grin,)

D: I DON'T GET IT.
K: Dester, I swear to the Angel above, one more retort from you, and I'll have your head!
D: MY, MY, IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT AN EMPLOYEE?
D: I MAY HAVE TO FILE FOR MISTREATMENT!

(Kingpin growls, then slams a fist on his desk, almost splitting it clear in half.)

K: E-NOUGH!!

(Reaching across the desk, he grabs Dester by the throat and hoists him in the air.)

K: I have had ENOUGH of your attitude.
K: Your pranks are childish and unfunny, your retorts are infuriating, and your demeanor is altogether unpleasant.
K: You have cost the company thousands of dollars with your little "practical jokes".
K: Nobody wants to be around you for more than 10 seconds.
K: You serve no purpose in this world.
K: All you do is bring others down.
K: Even your caretaker secretly despises you.
K: In fact, it would be better…
K: If you NEVER EXISTED.

(Dester falls silent. The normally-smug look on his face has fallen under the bear's scorn.)

K: …
K: I am going to give you.
K: ONE. More. Chance.
K: I have some papers that I have copied.
K: You will go into the basement…
K: And fetch them for me.

(Kingpin throws Dester to the ground, then stands up.)

K: And, to ensure that you do not pull any more of your funny business…
K: I will accompany you.
K: Let's go.

(Kingpin opens the door and pushes Dester out of the room, following behind.)
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Feel free to use this in anything you want as long as you provide credit.
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Follow the adventure of a clown on his journey to save the dark world from destruction in this exciting game of light and dark.

Plays during scenes where Kingpin is being cold.
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Leitmotifs:
Chaos King

Don't Poke the Bear [Lightswap]

SPAMTON: * Hello! Sir! Sir! Thank goodness I finally caught up! 
* I'm looking for directions to the Card Kingdom, and I was wondering if you could help!

DIALMISER: * Directions? To that rat dump? 
*  Please turn right on NO st. and then take a left on I DONT CARE av.
* That place and it's lousy kings make me sick.
* Look at my face i'm literally throwing up

SPAMTON: * Right... Well thanks anyways? 

DIALMISER: * Say... how is a Addibot from Technocity here anyways?

SPAMTON: * Addibot? Technocity? 

DIALMISER: * Bummer! Sad! Im literally crying look at my face
* I like,
* Totally have to kick your ass out.

(Sprite is by the amazing https://soundcloud.com/creepabotinc)

THE DIALMISER (Non-Canon) V1

* H ELLO AND WELCOME!! 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄
* IT'S YO U;RE FAVO RITE PAL/HELPER/BUD/BUD/B
* JESTEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
* JESTERBUD!

[ Dialogue by @entrynumber18 ]

ONLIN E . !!

Side Effect

The ORIGINAL Lightswap account.

If you're looking for the New Team's Lightswap, Go Here: https://soundcloud.com/lightswap

Team Account:
https://soundcloud.com/dayfultraitors

Don't Poke the Bear [Lightswap]

Lightswap Original