DJANGO PHILLIPS

Episode Four features guest Django Phillips for the first time, with host Captain Death, to discuss their CreepyPasta Origins and start with a pretty stupid Pasta and then read seven GREAT Search and Rescue stories to soften the blow. Django brings a new flavor to the podcast, be sure to keep an eye out for him in the future. 
The Broken Face(8:07)
US Forest Search and Rescue Logs(19:09)

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Episode Four: Unchained

Episode Ten features guest Django Phillips back again for some stories with host Captain Death to continue to discuss their love for all things horror-related. And like usual, we finish the episode with the BEST narrative in these episodes, only provided by Django himself, the Search and Rescue Logs. Some of the best material we read!
Candle Cove(5:17)
The Russian Sleep Experiment(15:28)
US Forest Search and Rescue Logs(37:20)

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Episode Ten: DJANGOing Insane

Episode Sixteen features guest Django Phillips back again with host -Captain Death- to tackle their creepy daddy himself, The Slenderman, featuring 3 top notch Slenderman CreepyPasta stories and 1 story written by yours truly. Unfortunately, we don't read any SaRLogs this episode, but Django will be back soon for more! Ft. a SURPRISE APPEARANCE at the end!
The Tall Man(8:20)
The Slenderman Cometh(16:16)
Tall, Thin, and Faceless(36:47)
The Marble Dubh(58:52)

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Episode Sixteen: Slenderman Spooktacular

Episode Twenty-Two features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death, following up their Slenderman special(Episode 16) with a brief discussion on the HBO documentary Beware the Slenderman, but they quickly dive into a SOLID reddit NoSleep story, followed by the regular dose of Search and Rescue stories:
Uncle Gerry's Family Fun Zone(11:32)
Search and Rescue Forest Service Logs(49:00)

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Episode Twenty-Two: Uncle Django's Episode Of The Beast

Episode Thirty-One features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death, continuing their reading of the style of slice of life-esque stories. The first creeps are some under water creepers with some context provided by Captain Death, then they get into their usual business and indulge in Search and Rescue stories as per usual:
Confessions of a Deep Sea Diver Parts One & Two(11:34)
Search and Rescue Logs(49:32)

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Episode Thirty-One: Confessions Of A Deep Sea Darude

Episode Thirty-Four features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death for a really fun Two Part special about creepy games. If you've heard of Bloody Mary or Ouiji Boards, then you'll realize how kid friendly they are compared to this shit. PLEASE DON'T DO ANY OF THESE BUT ENJOY OUR HYPOTHETICAL ACTIONS:
1 Man Hide-and-Go-Seek(11:16)
The Midnight Game(21:44)
100 Ghost Stories(30:54)
This is a Test(35:17)
Fortune Game(39:04)
Kokuri San(42:42)
The Shoebox Telephone(46:00)
The Elevator Game(54:49)

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Episode Thirty-Four: Games With Ghoulies Part One

Episode Thirty-Five features guest Django Phillips back again with host Captain Death for a thrilling conclusion to our Two Part special about creepy games. DON'T DO ANY OF THESE BUT ENJOY OUR HYPOTHETICAL ACTIONS:
Daruma-San(4:03)
Dark Music(11:58)
Doors to the Mind(15:45)
Dry Bones(22:56)
The Thumb Game(30:49)
The Gambler(36:12)
The Dark Reflection Ritual(37:56)
Please Don't Actually Try This -- Three Kings(48:37)

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"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood," are not my songs. 
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Episode Thirty-Five: Games With Ghoulies Part Two

Episode Thirty-Seven features guest Django Phillips back again with host -Captain Death- to tackle the original story Django brought to the table a couple months back plus a BONUS Chuck Palahniuk story to get ya squirmin'. ENJOY:
GUTS(7:23)
Dogscape(29:25)

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Episode Thirty-Seven: Got The Guts To Dogscape?

Episode Forty-Four has co-host Django Phillips back for another episode where we read a KILLER story and some more usual Django Bullshit. We start with a catch-up finishing story to episode 31 and finish strong with the US Forest Search and Rescue Ish:
Confessions of a Deep Sea Diver P.3(23:20)
Have You Seen this Painting of a Hallway?(36:38)
Search and Rescue Logs(1:08:40)

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Episode Forty-Four: Have You Seen This Painting Of Django?

Episode Forty-Seven has new guest Strawberry Shortcake reminiscing of the simple camping times with Django Phillips, who's gone camping like maybe once. All these stories deal with creepy woods or creepy camping or creepy bullshit in general:
The Big Scary House in the Woods(21:52)
I Found Something in the Camp Lake 20 Years Ago(27:48)
I Watched a Video Clip of a Camping Trip my Friends and I Never Actually Went on(38:51)
US Search and Rescue Forest Logs(52:34)

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Episode Forty-Seven: Let's Go Camping

Episode 51 shows the conclusion of the Halloween weekend with co-host of the episode, Django Phillips, discussing our Halloween traditions and what the season hath brought. These stories aren't so much themed about the fun of Halloween night as it is about the Horror surrounding Halloween, in general. So, enjoy this After-Halloween-Halloween-Special: 
November 1st(8:53)
My Wife: The Artist(13:47)
Ethan's Halloween Mask(25:22)
The Last of the Trick or Treaters(34:44)
30 Years Ago, my Neighbor's Son Disappeared(48:00)

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Episode Fifty-One: Halloweening Side B

Episode Fifty-Five has guest Django Phillips back again for some more Forest creepy creepos. Everything in this episode, again, deals with being outside, in the wilderness, and MONSTERS and PEOPLE FLIPPIN' OUT(you'll get it soon enough). 
So, if that's what you're into, TUNE IN, TUNE UP, and GET SPOOPED:
Stop Being such Babies(19:51)
Trees of Eyes(25:52)
I Found a Diary while I was Hiking in New Hampshire(34:00)
US Forest Search and Rescue Logs(48:28)

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Episode Fifty-Five: The Hills have Highs

Episode sixty-five with returning guests Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake is super special to me, not just because we have awesome readers, but because this is the FINALE of something we started with Django's first episode(four) and have only now come to conclude: Search and Rescue Logs. 
Found the Bees(12:35)
Where the Snow isn't Cold(16:45)
Why I don't Hike anymore(38:00)
The Woods are Black(50:10)
Park Ranger Warning You to Stay Safe and to Leave Your Flashlight at Home(1:05:30)
US Forest Search and Rescue Logs(1:21:25)

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Episode Sixty-Five: One More For The Road

Django Phillips is here to travel the world with me like a depressed Owen Wilson. On this episode we cover random geographical based stories ranging from stupid-ass to confusing. Django gets super baked and has a fun time. I get super baked and have an okay time. It's mostly bullshit. But bullshit can be fun? Let's get spoopy, y'all. 
Hell House(13:17)
Unit 232(20:17)
People are Disappearing in Northern Canada(27:02)
There's Something Dangerous Living near the Power Plant in Bridgeport, CT(31:51)
The Dyatlov Pass Incident: TRUE(38:10)
At the Lake(40:40)
The Devil's Hole(44:04)
Something Huge is going on in China Right Now(49:09)
The Man at the Fork(56:16)
The Boiler Room(59:26)
The Cage of Seoul(1:01:22)
The Last Words of an Explorer(1:02:58)
Harmony(1:11:20)

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Episode Seventy-Seven: Around The World In 80 Minutes

What's wrong Django? Why don't you smile for me? Nothing? Well, then, let's peruse the internet for bullshit legends and monsters. We'll talk about video games for a little. Read some stories for a little. Having fun yet? No? You want to show me something? Oh, that's one fugly dog, yo. 
Binary DNA(28:41)
Smile.jpg(45:24)
Grifter(1:03:31)
Gateway of the Mind(1:08:38)
Wristbands(1:20:40)
Mirrors(1:23:29)
The Green Man(1:25:44)
The Big Head-O(1:30:28)

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Episode Eighty-Seven: Why Don't You Smile, Dog?

Happy Halloween, fuckers. To start the new season off with a kick in the dick, we're starting what is SUPPOSEDLY one of the best CreepyPastas ever written. I'm here with Django, he chose this one. So, if it sucks, blame it on him. We talk with Harold Heavy Hands for a little about Video Games and Feng Min. Have a happy holiday filled with much terror!
Borrasca(29:07)

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Episode One Hundred Two: Borrasca Up Yorrasca Part One

You're back for more, huh? Well, strap in! It's gonna be a doozy. To be honest, Django and I don't really remember much from part one. Maybe drinking and smoking and dueling dragons isn't the best idea when you're reading a chilling, over-long narrative about children and their coming-of-age spooks. ANYWAYS, HERE'S PART TWO:
Borrasca(19:00)

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Episode One Hundred Five: Borrasca Up Yorrasca Part Two

Hold the phone, Django. This is the final part of Borrasca? That was quick! Do you have any better idea of what's going on? Is there going to be a tasty twist? OH, YEAH. YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR, MISTER. I didn't see that coming. 
No, really, I didn't. I didn't see it coming SO MUCH -in fact- that I didn't even acknowledge how FUCKED it really was. We had to have Django back a couple weeks later just to re-analyze the entire ending! Maybe we should be more straight-edge during recordings... NAH. 
Borrasca(13:10)

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Episode One Hundred Eight: Borrasca Up Yorrasca Part Three

Surprise, surprise, fuckers. I mean, it was a surprise to me too when I realized the author of Borrasca did a follow up continuation to his original narrative. It was an even bigger surprise to Django Phillips, joining me on this journey once again. This time we aim to finish it. Also, we talk about video games and what’s in store for the youtube. If you aren’t subscribed there, be sure to get on that because Lotsa Pasta is expanding! But for the time being, let’s return to our regularly scheduled program.
Borrasca(30:14)

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Episode One Hundred Twenty-Five: Borrasca Up Yorrasca Part Four

Django Phillips is regretting his involvement in this, if he hasn’t already; But luckily for me, he’s chained to the floor in my boiler room. I use to call it my DJANGO-CHAMBO but I’ve recently had to gag him to stifle the screams. Can’t have the neighbors hearing that! Or else he meets my SHINY GENTLEMEN. 
We talk about video games for a half hour, but if that isn’t your thing, skip to our chunk of the story below. This is going to be part five of the Borrasca story, but we’re already DEEP in the SHIT, so FOLLOW ALONG, KIDS. 
Borrasca(31:58)

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Episode One Hundred Twenty-Eight: Borrasca Up Yorrasca Part Five

The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.

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