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Episode One features guest Frowns McBooHoo for the FIRST episode of the show and the QUALITY is LACKING, so please bare with us, this was a test of sorts. This first story...man...it's...it's bad. We do read some better ones though, so STAY TUNED:
Hands(4:04)
A Story to Scare my Son(23:39)
Aren't You Glad?(34:57)

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Lotsa Pasta

Episode One: CreepyPasta AKA Spooky Spaghetti

Episode Two features guest Frowns McBooHoo back for a second stab at Lotsa Pasta with our Host, Captain Death, for 11 short stories. If you can't tell, the quality is already better compared to the first episode. Don't thank god, thank me.
Charlie(3:56)
The Bad Dream (6:00)
Crying isn't Going to Help (7:20)
Hell (8:27)
Licking (11:22)
Don't Get Out of the Car (14:31)
Peace (18:09)
The President is Human (20:47)
I Need to Believe in Ghosts (25:00)
Stuck at Work (28:30)
Jeff Went Left (33:30)

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Episode Two: ThanksKILLING

Episode Three features guest Disco Dracula for the first time, with host Captain Death, to discuss his haunted house and 10 creepypastas full of drunkards. Disco is around a lot, so we might as well have him on the show, right? 
Wrong Turn (10:58)
The Never-Ending Road (21:15)
I Thanked the Man Who Murdered my Only Friend (24:04)
Cheek to Cheek with Death (34:16)
House of Horrors (34:51)
Ghost War (35:09)
What Lies Within (35:37)
The Visitor (36:20)
The Skeleton Tree (37:39)
The Gnome (38:32)

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Episode Three: Stories Full Of Drunks

Episode Four features guest Django Phillips for the first time, with host Captain Death, to discuss their CreepyPasta Origins and start with a pretty stupid Pasta and then read seven GREAT Search and Rescue stories to soften the blow. Django brings a new flavor to the podcast, be sure to keep an eye out for him in the future. 
The Broken Face(8:07)
US Forest Search and Rescue Logs(19:09)

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Episode Four: Unchained

Episode Five features guest Frowns McBooHoo, with host Captain Death, back again for a very merry and creepy christmas special. We split it into a two-parter to test the waters on how multiple episode narratives can work out in the future, which we have planned to do. Enjoy, and happy new years, ya filthy animals. 
Christmas(6:04)
25, 26(13:42)
The Good Gift(30:16)
He Sees You When You're Sleeping(43:10)

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Episode Five: A Very Merry Pastas Part One

Episode Six features guest Frowns McBooHoo, with host Captain Death, back for the holly, jolly spoopy second part of the Christmas Special! Hopre you're stickin' in there, this holiday season, it's rough all around, including these stories. Grab your eggnog and get nogged, sit back, and warm those chestnuts to this Part Two. 
We Wish You a Merry Christmas(6:51)
The Ringer(11:42)
Up on the House Top(26:13)
Red Christmas(42:10)

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Episode Six: A Very Merry Pastas Part Two

Episode Seven features guest Sir Boo Berry for the first time, with host Captain Death, diving straight into some of that tasty and delicious spooky spaghetti. I've known SBB since kindergarten, so needless to say, we got some history and we're glad to indulge in that with his episodes. 
Coffins(2:21)
The Window(4:01)
Keyhole(7:34)
Grocery List(10:19)
Accident(13:26)
BoothWorld Industries(18:38)
The Statue(28:24)
Something's Not Right(30:30)
Burn(31:52)
Guardians(34:25)
House in the Woods(37:50)

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Episode Seven: The Hound Of Booskervilles

Episode Eight features guest Frowns McBooHoo, with host Captain Death, back for the first release of the new year! Frowns is my BFF and this is by far the most accurate example of our friendship and I really hope you get a laugh out of our stupor.
I was a Hot Single in your Area(3:59)
After Death(25:17)
Hi Hungry, I'm Dad(29:22)
The Day of all the Bloods(33:22)
The Boss(34:39)
Can You Smell Fear(36:01)
The Scary Man(37:21)
Ghost Van(40:38)

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Episode Eight: I Can't Even

Episode Nine features first-time-guest Terry the Tickler, with host Captain Death, for his first time embarking into the mysterious world of CreepyPastas with arguably the most popular Troll Pasta of all time to finish. Terry is on the sillier side of our storytelling, but a storyteller nonetheless.
A Campfire Story(6:45)
My Daughter Died on her Sixth Birthday(20:47)
Robert the Doll(33:16)
Counting(38:53)
Insanity(40:19)
World War Cannibal(42:33)
The Voice(44:09)
Outside(45:08)
Don't Look Up(46:24)
The Camera(47:06)
Who was Phone?(49:05)

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Episode Nine: Good Time Terry

Episode Ten features guest Django Phillips back again for some stories with host Captain Death to continue to discuss their love for all things horror-related. And like usual, we finish the episode with the BEST narrative in these episodes, only provided by Django himself, the Search and Rescue Logs. Some of the best material we read!
Candle Cove(5:17)
The Russian Sleep Experiment(15:28)
US Forest Search and Rescue Logs(37:20)

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Episode Ten: DJANGOing Insane

Episode Eleven features returning guest Terry the Tickler, with host Captain Death, still trying to figure out, "Who was phone?" amongst other spoopy disasters. Silly is as silly does, people, and silly does a lot of dumb shit.
Doors(6:07)
Never Again(15:48)
Mr. Widemouth(22:44)
Teacher, Teacher(37:49)
The First Page(39:28)
Hawaii 50(40:54)
A Fresh Start(43:02)
Who was Conversing with Me on the Cellular Telephone?(45:17)

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Episode Eleven: Terry Time Two Too

Episode Twelve features guest Sir Boo Berry for the second time, with host Captain Death, comin atcha with them spooks. He's one of the best reviewed by our listeners, after his first episode, so we'll be sure to get him back on again!
The Nearly Departed(6:28)
Open Letter to the Woman at Walmart(13:48)
There's Another Daddy in the House(29:55)
Maggie(35:45)
They're Everywhere(45:42)
9-1-1(49:38)

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Episode Twelve: The Sign Of(the Boo) Berries

Episode Thirteen features guest Disco Dracula back after a ten episode hiatus, with host Captain Death, to discuss their love for horror movies and those creepypastas. This is the start of our serious movie discussions to come, so I hope you can handle some bullshitting for episodes to come. 
I Never Saw Her Naked(12:14)
I just Heard my Name Broadcast on a Numbers Station(18:52)
I Will Never Wear a Condom Again(32:30)
The Business of Death(43:28)
Busses Suck(48:00)
Last Words(50:22)

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Episode Thirteen: My Dick Hurts

Episode Fourteen features guest Disco Dracula back again(so soon) with new-timer Mr. SkellyBones, and host Captain Death, where they discuss shows, their love of weeb and videogame shit, and some spoopy spoopos. First 2 guest episode of several to come
Sammy(10:17)
Silence(15:38)
Diary of a Fat Girl(22:07)
The Tape(28:26)
Nightmares(30:59)
Art Warehouse(34:14)
A Skeleton Popped Out(38:09)
The Lost Game(39:05)
666º BloodBoarding(39:56)
Dollhouse(43:41)
House of Mirrors(44:32)
The Terrible Bastard of Death(46:05)

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Episode Fourteen: And Then Mr. SkellyBones Popped Out

Episode Fifteen features guest Terry the Tickler back again with new-timer A Bunch of Baby Ducks, and host Captain Death, where they seem to screech and howl constantly between 2-Sentence Horror Stories and some Troll Pasta. Second and probably less understandable 2 guest episode test. ENJOY.
2-Sentence Horror Stories(5:54)
The Deep(25:44)
Cats(27:05)
Homeless Man(28:25)
Just an Ordinary Couple(30:20)
666 Grant Thomas(31:20)
Zach and Meghan(33:33)
The Wrong House(35:02)
Friday(35:39)
Who was Skeleton?(38:13)
Deja Vu(44:37)
Scary Girl(45:20)

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Episode Fifteen: Send 'Em To The Moon

Episode Sixteen features guest Django Phillips back again with host -Captain Death- to tackle their creepy daddy himself, The Slenderman, featuring 3 top notch Slenderman CreepyPasta stories and 1 story written by yours truly. Unfortunately, we don't read any SaRLogs this episode, but Django will be back soon for more! Ft. a SURPRISE APPEARANCE at the end!
The Tall Man(8:20)
The Slenderman Cometh(16:16)
Tall, Thin, and Faceless(36:47)
The Marble Dubh(58:52)

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Episode Sixteen: Slenderman Spooktacular

Episode Seventeen features guest Disco Dracula back back back back again-gain-gain, with host Captain Death, for another BIG HIT episode where we cover a couple of the best creepypastas we've had in a while, while also dicussing over loving and loathing of Stephen King and Stephen King adaptations.
The Tale of Roly Poly(5:22)
Abandoned by Disney(17:34)
Kylie Rose(45:32)
DeathMan(47:15)

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Episode Seventeen: The Revenge

Episode Eighteen features guest Rocky Hockey for his first time, with host Captain Death, for a weird little episode. First we start with a magnificent film idea for Happy Madison, then we move onto some TOST(The Other Side Tumblr) stories among other VideoGame TrollPastas. w/ Terry the Tickler on Spectator Mode
The Taxi(14:57)
Tourist Trap(16:35)
The End(18:37)
The Expressionless(21:50)
Upstairs(25:04)
The News Bulletin(26:44)
The Tails Doll Curse(28:21)
A Haunting Most Mario(35:21)
Repercussions of Evil(39:30)
The Scariest Video Game Ever(41:39)

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Episode Eighteen: Sports Talk Power Hour

Episode Nineteen features guest Space Cowboy for his first time, with host Captain Death, for a long and historically well known creepypasta story "NoEnd House" of Space Cowboy's recommendation. The entire episode is NoEnd House. It's that long. And that good. ENJOY!
NoEnd House(13:00)

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Episode Nineteen: NoEndStory

Episode Twenty features guest Gnarly Charlie for his first time, with host Captain Death, for a reminiscing episode about video games and our time spent with them. Gnarly Charlie is an avid gamer and leader of a podcast called UnderGround Rants, follow him on Twitch, Mixcloud, and Youtube. We read a lot of Video Game Creepy and Troll Pastas on today's episode. ENJOY!
Lavender Town Syndrome(15:05)
Polybius(20:47)
Portal Playtime(23:13)
Don't Follow Me(34:59)
He Wants his Mama(40:50)
Cavestory.exe.avi(45:41)
Minecraft.exe(49:35)

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Episode Twenty: Game Chumps

The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.

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LOTSA PASTA