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Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we, at The Read, are perfectly okay with that. Also, the royal baby is here and Beyoncé's weave has been compromised. Plus much more!

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The Read: Luna Vs Serena

Welcome to The Read, featuring Celebrity Analyst/Shade Connoisseur Kid Fury and writer/NYC hater Crissle! Join the fun as they throw deserved shade, break down the latest in pop culture and revel in all things Beyonce. 

This week, those getting read include the writers of Law and Order: SVU's "Rihanna" episode, Keri Hilson and corny people. 



The Read: Nothing Even Adjacent To A Fuck

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read: There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton's original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!



The Read: The Original Face Ep

On this week's episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé's right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read EP 4: Bow Down

This week on The Read's fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy's height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read EP 5: Team Natural

On this week's Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment... sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole's career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender.

The Read: The Grown Episode

On this week's episode of The Read, popular Youtube sensation, Franchesca Ramsey, joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn't care about slavery as long as he can wear jewelry, and A$AP Rocky is giving lipstick tips. You can also expect a lengthy discussion on ABC's Scandal!

The Read: The Scandalous Episode

Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake...and who is Kylie: The Terrible?

The Read: Who Raised You?

Actor Dustin Ross joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is getting her ashy wig shifted.



The Read: Love & Kroger Michelle

The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind.

The Read: New York Appreciation

Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry's wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her soul. However, can you tell what's up with Kid Fury this week?

The Read: There's Something About Fury

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The Read: Luna Vs Serena

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