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Track Name: Bang Bang Bang! (Frontier Pistolero)
Fighter Represented: Frontier Psychiatrist

That boy needs therapy! The Frontier Psychiatrist has put on his best pair of shoes in order to compete in the Low Stakes Tournament! Representing sample-heavy songs and artists, his own profession, and the frontier his psychiatry takes place in, he's hoping to use  his musical talents equivalent to Frankie Sinatra's to win his matches in a landslide... or should we say an avalanche?
Sourcelist:

- Music by the Avalanches and other artists/songs that heavily sample
(Because I'm Me, Let Mom Sleep, Bang - AJR)
- Music related to the Wild West and desert locations
(Wow Wow, Wildstyle Pistolero, Sandopolis Zone)
- Music related to psychiatry and doctors in general
(Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS, Bad Case Of Loving You, Like A Surgeon)


Sources:
Rogues Gallery (Mirage Saloon Act 2) - Sonic Mania (Wild West)
Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim (Sampling)
Wild Wild West - Will Smith (Wild West)
Bang! - AJR (Sampling)
Frankie Sinatra - The Avalanches (Sampling)
Wow Wow - Neil Cicierega (Wild West)
Bla Bla Bla - Gigi D'Agostino (Sampling)
AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A FUNKY BEAT - Hideki Naganuma (Sampling)
Various Naganuma SFX (Sampling)

Track by @monibaemusic
Art by @unknown_artist10

Bang Bang Bang! (Frontier Pistolero)

Track Name: Teen Pregnancy Is A Sin
Fighter Represented: Are Ya Sinnin', Son?

ARE YA WI-...son? The dad from the "Are you winning, son" meme has entered the battle, and he's brought someone else along. After Isaac successfully defeated Satan and escaped from his mother, Dad brought him in and raised him as his own. Now, this father-son duo have become the next fighter in the Low Stakes Tournament! "Yes, Lord..."
Sourcelist:

- Music related to roguelike games
(FTL: Faster Than Light, Spelunky, Crypt of the Necrodancer)
- Music related to/mentioning family and childhood 
(Sexy Grandpa Time, Teen Pregnancy - Blank Banshee, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It)
- Music ABOUT video games (NO VGM)
(Cabinet Man, Do The Donkey Kong, Happy Up Here)
- Music related to demons/media largely themed around Hell and demons
(Alastor’s Game, Knee Deep In The Dead, Battle for the Umbra Throne)

Sources:
Teen Pregnancy - Blank Banshee (childhood)
As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It - Lemon Demon (family/demons)
Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon (Video games/Demons)
RICKY - Denzel Curry (Family)
Where The Guns At - Nuclear Throne (Roguelikes)
A2Z - Logic (Family)
Brodyquest - Lemon Demon (Demons)
Knee-Deep In The Dead (E1M1) - DOOM (Demons/Hell)
8-Bit World - Your Favorite Martian (Video Games)
Two Trucks - Lemon Demon (Demons)
God's Plan - Drake (Family)
Sexy Grandpa Time - Biff Chitlins (Family)
Opening Cutscene - Binding of Isaac (related to character)
ARE YA WINNING SON? (related to character)

Track by @monibaemusic
Art by @unknown_artist10 and @user-102720198

Teen Pregnancy Is A Sin

Track Name: Money Is A CORE Part Of Economics
Fighter Represented: World Wide Webs

Mimimimimimi! A team of two shifty spiders flips into LST! Even though their currencies may be different (those being rubees and gold, of course), the two do have their work cut out for them either way, be it as a minion for Count Bleck or as an independent pastry seller. These two will certainly scuttle to victory faster than you can say, "OH MY GOD THERE'S A SPIDER GET IT OH MY GOD"
Sourcelist:

- Music from Earthbound-inspired games, including Earthbound itself
(Undertale, Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass, YIIK)
- Music from spinoff Mario properties
(Chill, The Ultimate Show, Peach’s Castle - Mario Sports Mix)
- Music related to money, capitalism and greed
(Mr. Mone Krabs Money, Whales, I Wanted Everything)

Sources:
Toby Fox - CORE (Earthbound-inspired)
Run the Jewels feat. Zach de la Rocha and Pharrell Williams - JU$T (Money)
Ty Dolla $ign feat. Kanye West, FKA Twigs, Skrillex and serpentwithfeet - Ego Death (Money)
Hail Mary Mallon - Whales (Money)
Various Super Paper Mario sound effects (Spinoff Mario)

Track by @monibaemusic
Art by @Hank#5545 on Discord

Money Is A CORE Part Of Economics

Track Name: Voux Ete Des Un Rat Qui Cuisine
Fighter Represented: Remmy and Miku

He makes the soup, they eat the soup, they like the soup, he become chef... Remmy is a rat and he is also Miku's best friend! Remy may look (and be named) a little different, but he's the same rat with a love of cooking that he always has been! With his best friend Hatsune Miku and her Vocaloid experience at his side, he'll cook up victory with his French Cuisine! Remmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Sourcelist:

- Original music using Vocaloid and other TTS
(Honey I’m Home, Rolling Girl, Positif, Dat Boi)
- Music related to food (excluding fruits and vegetables)
(SUGAR, Cheeseburger in Paradise, I Love Rocky Road)
- Music related to France and by French artists
(Around the World, Cut Dick, Le Festin)

Sources:
GHOST - The Chattering Lack Of Common Sense (Vocaloid)
BROCKHAMPTON - JELLO (Food)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (France/TTS)
Mr. Oizo - Positif (France/TTS)
Mr. Oizo - Hun (France/TTS)
Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours (France)
Tyler, the Creator - Okra (Food)
Run the Jewels - Ooh La La (France)
Mr. Oizo feat. Phra - No Tony (France)
Mr. Oizo feat. Carmen Castro - Two Takes it (France)

Track by @monibaemusic
Art by @Hank#5545 on Discord

Voux Ete Des Un Rat Qui Cuisine

Track Name: The Idiots Of The World Are Still At Large
Fighter Represented: Two Angry Rodents

Will all the stupid people please shut up for the 2 ANGRY RODENTS?! When Rat grew sick of the moronic antics of Pig, he called up his good friend Fitzgerald Mouse to drink and beat up some idiots. But when the two chanced upon a flyer advertising the LOW STAKES TOURNAMENT, they instead decided to drink, beat up some idiots, AND make music! They've got a lot on their mind, and a lot of weapon in their hands, but they don't need to use them to make some great tracks!

Sourcelist:

- Music from Adult Swim shows
(Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Too Many Cooks, The Shivering Truth)
- Music related to comic media (comic strips and comic books)
(Holla, Linus and Lucy, Hard Knock Life)
(Sunflower, Come and Get Your Love, Careless Whisper)
- Music related to rodents
(Cats Don’t Cry ‘98, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme, Hampsterdance)
- Music related to alcohol
(Tipsy, Shots, Red Red Wine)

Sources:
JahiMakesBeats - At Large (rodents; samples a Modest Mouse song)
Jerma985 - Rats Birthday Song (rodents)
LMFAO feat. Lil Jon - Shots (alcohol)
Swimming Pools - Kendrick Lamar (alcohol)
James Brown - I Feel Good (comic strip media; used in the Garfield movie)
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya (comic book media/Adult Swim: used in Deadpool and Rick and Morty)
Eminem - Venom (comic book media)
Istanbul - They Might Be Giants (comic book media; used in Umbrella Academy)
Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey (alcohol)
Brian Griffin - You've Got A Lot To See (Adult Swim)
Danger Doom - Space Hos (Adult Swim/rodents; produced by Danger Mouse)
Rick Sanchez - The Rick Dance (Adult Swim)
12 Oz. Mouse - "Can I help you?" (Related to character)
Pearls Before Swine - Guiding Principles (Related to character)

Track by @monibaemusic
Art by @sanddunez#6144 on Discord

The Idiots Of The World Are Still At Large

Track Name: Oh No! Are We Gonna Go Shopping?
Fighter Represented: Stuffmart Co.

Allow them to introduce themselves! Stuffmart's three representatives (Sawyer, Sam, and Sebastian!) show up at the LST grounds in order to compete! Stuffmart can sell you ANYTHING, from an air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser to a tank for going scuba, and their expansiveness has translated to their musical sources as well! Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart, all you need is lots more stuff!

Sourcelist:

- Music from Christian media/related to Christianity
(On God - Kanye West, I Love My Lips, Jesus Take The Wheel)
- Music related to fruits and vegetables
(Fruit Salad, You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb, Pass the Peas)
- Music related to shops, shopping, and shop themes from video games
(Thrift Shop, Malo Mart, Wii Shop theme)

Sources:
VeggieTales - Oh No! What We Gonna Do? (Christian/vegetables)
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop (Shopping)
Kanye West - Follow God (Christian)

Oh No! Are We Gonna Go Shopping?

Track Name: Second Samurai is a Trash Game
Fighter Represented: Kekcroc and Toasty

Hi, he's Kekcroc, and he's brought someone with him! Yes, the mad doctor Toasty, Kekcroc's nemesis, has teamed up with him to create some sick tunes in the Low Stakes Tournament... as a bonus! Looks like Kekcroc got lost along the way here, so he showed up late for the tournament signups. Luckily, though, Toasty persuaded the hosts to let him in as a bonus with his gadget skills (and a bit of threatening), and now they'll show the naysayers that they ARE real and their tracks DO slap!

Sourcelist:

- Music from Genesis platformers and all music used in Kekcroc OST uploads on Youtube 
(Green Hill Zone, Ice Scream, Who Can It Be Now, Smooth) 
- Music related to lost media/being forgotten 
(Viva La Vida, The Most Mysterious Song On The Internet, Yandhi) 
- Music related to water-living animals and bread/toast 
(Rock Lobster, Crab Rave, I Am Bread OST) 
- Music related to 4Chan and music associated with it (NO PRIORITY) 
(In An Aeroplane Over The Sea, Samurai Jack theme, The South Will Rise Again (album by /mu/))

Sources:
Second Samurai OST - Bonus Stage 2 (Genesis platformers) 
Kanye West - New Body (Lost media Death Grips - Spikes (4Chan) 
Death Grips - Trash (4Chan) 
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (sea life)
Scatman John - Scatman's World (related to character; used in the romhack Super Kekcroc Dash) 
Kekcroc - "Hi, I'm Kekcroc!" (Related to character) 
Anthony Fantano - "DAMN BOI HE THICC" (4Chan)

Second Samurai Is A Trash Game

Track Name: 666 Beast Boys Deluxe (ft. Lil' Slugger)
Fighter Represented: Hylic Knights

Who's been bad mothing the Hylic Knights? Coming straight from Hallownest, the Princess of Insects has paired up with a... "connoisseur" of Bugs to bring glory to their names! Armed with some Surfing tunes, Fleet Feet, and some Snappy Gauntlets, they'll show what you can really do with the power of the Nail and some RPG Maker Magic!
SOURCELIST:

-Music related to RPG Maker games and indie RPGS (NO OVERLAP)
(LISA, Darkest Dungeon, Cthulhu Saves The World)
-Music related to Hollow Knight and other indie platformers (NO OVERLAP)
(Celeste, Shovel Knight, Super Meat Boy)
-Surf Rock Music
(The Beach Boys, Jan and Dean, The Trashmen)
-Music related to insects
(Insects - Oingo Boingo, Ants Marching, The Grasshopper Unit)

Sources:
LISA the Joyful - 666 Kill Chop Deluxe (RPG Maker)
Beastie Boys - The Grasshopper Unit (Keep Movin') (Insects)
The Fat Boys feat. the Beach Boys - Wipeout (Surf rock)
Super Meat Boy - The Battle Of Lil' Slugger (Extended Mix) (Indie platformer)
OFF - Pepper Steak (RPG Maker)

Track by @monibaemusic
Art by @Hank#5545 on Discord

666 Beast Boys Deluxe (ft. Lil Slugger)

Track Name: The Intensive Sales Unit Is Back In Town!
Characters Represented: JerryTeam

The boys are back, the boys are back, the boys are back, and JerryTeam are here! One is a salesman for a barely-alive department store chain, one is a messenger for an amorphous entity known as The Boys, and both share the same creator: JerryTerry, memer extraordinaire. With Gourd's trickery and HH's master sales skills, they'll be doing it right all through the tournament! And with deals this great, how can you pass them up? You better LET THEM IN...
Sourcelist:

-Music related to JerryTerry and his music 
(The Boys Are Back In Town, Doin It Right, Thinking Bee)
-Music related to HHGregg YTPMVs and YTPMV trends in general, including original YTPMVs
(Fortress - Rogue, Hedgehog Stew, Rock My Emotions)
-Music related to holidays
(HALLOWEINER - LIL DARKIE, Making Christmas, Todaybor Day is Labor Day)
-Music related to social media sites and chatting/talking/conversation
(Music used in the Social Media Personalized series, Pillowtalk, Discord call sound)

Sources:
Renard - Intensive Care Unit (YTPMV trends) 
Styles-P - Good Times (I Get High) (HHGregg YTPMVs; hhgregg smokes weed the movie by Xarlable) 
Homestar Runner - Todaybor Day Is Labor Day (Holidays) 
iteachvader - Hedgehog Stew (Original YTPMVs) 
iteachvader - Win The Race (Original YTPMVs) 
Khalid - Talk (Talking) 
Discord - Call (Social media) 
JerryTerry - The Boys Are Back In Town (To Kill You) (JerryTerry) 
iteachvader - Robotnik Rock (Original YTPMVs) 
JerryTerry - i'd just like to eat my breakfast (JerryTerry) 
JerryTerry - Thinking Bee (JerryTerry) 
BROCKHAMPTON - N.S.T. (N----- Stay Talking) (Talking)

Track by @monibaemusic
Art by @libbec

The Intensive Sales Unit Is Back In Town!

Track Name: Music, Please
Characters Represented: Play Ball

Yup! Yup! Yup! Batter up for Play Ball! One is a legendary mutant player of the underground sport of Lethal League who stays in a padded cell just for fun. The other is a hired mercenary with dreams of pro baseball who needs a dispenser here(!). Both have one thing in common: they like to hit a ball at people real fast. With Candyman's baffling chemistry-based powers and Scout's Force-A-Nature, they'll leave their opponents saying "Dammit, dammit, dammit!" Bonk!
Sourcelist:

- Music from Lethal League games and music by musicians who worked on the soundtrack
(Ordinary Days, AIN’T NOTHING LIKE A FUNKY BEAT, X)
- Music from Valve games and team shooters in general, including fan content
(Soldier of Dance, Erectin’ A River, No Mercy)
- Music related to sports (EXCLUDING LICENSED MUSIC FROM SPORTS GAMES)
(Space Jam theme, Wii Sports OST, Take Me Out To The Ball Game)
- Music related to sweet foods and musicians from Massachusetts
(I Want Candy, GIMME CHOCOLATE!!, SUGAR - BROCKHAMPTON)
(Joyner Lucas, John Cena, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones)

Sources:
Klaus Veen - Ordinary Days (Lethal League)
Alexandra Stan - Mr. Saxobeat (Valve fan content; Mr. Snortobeat by STBlackST)
TF2 OST - Boston Boom-Bringer (Valve/team shooters)
Shaquille O'Neal - (I Know I Got) Skillz (Sports)
Quad City DJs -Space Jam (Sports)
Kelis - Milkshake (Sweet foods)
TF2 OST - Rocket Jump Waltz (Valve/team shooters)
Joyner Lucas - ISIS (Massachusetts musicians)
John Cena - The Time Is Now (Massachusetts musicians)
bignic - Scream (Lethal League)
50 Cent - Candy Shop (Sweet foods)
BROCKHAMPTON - SUGAR (Sweet foods)
M.I.A. - Paper Planes (Valve fan content; Piece A'Piss by mymapagainstyourcash)
House of Pain - Jump Around (Sports)
Travis Scott - SICKO MODE (Sports; Super Bowl)
Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq (Sports)
Hideki Naganuma - AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A FUNKY BEAT (Lethal League)
Various TF2 and Lethal League sound effects

Track by @monibaemusic
Art by @Hank#5545 on Discord

Music, Please

16 competitors. All competing for... something, we're not sure yet.
#1: FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST
#2: Are Ya Sinning, Son?
#3: Stuffmart Co.
#4: World Wide Webs
#5: Remmy and Miku
#6: 2 Angry Rodents
#7: JerryTeam
#8: Play Ball
#9: Bones and Therapist
#10: All-American Speedrunners
#11: kunuki LLaknar
#12: DANCER
#13: BROS
#14: GHOST
#15: FOOLS
#16: HORROR

BONUSES:
#1: Movies Free Mario
#2: Triple Threat
#3: Kekcroc and Toasty
#4: ballad of the nice guys
#5: John F. Kennedy
#6: Klaymen

Money Is A CORE Part Of Economics

The Low Stakes Tournament!

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