It's some good shit. For me, probably not for you.

The Good Shit

Just a bunch of hilariously retarded memes, with a few songs sprinkled in that I actually enjoy. Updated semi-regularly w/ new memes. WALUIGI IS THE TENTH CLASS, MAKE TEUFORT GREAT AGAIN, BREING BACK THE OLD DEAD RINGER

Also, idk how y’all can, but if you find any good memes imma put them on here

Retardation

Oops, all TF2 memes

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

"Six warriors of RED (or BLU) sing about what it truly means to wage war out on the frenzying battlefields of Mann Co. These men seek to conquer the other team in the only way they know how: by helping Sniper win the round. They call themselves... The Fortress Mercenaries."

Figured I should post this here as well. c:


-----VIDEO VERSION-----
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JKg5EBjSg


-----LYRICS-----
[ Intro ]
Hey! Hey! Everybody!
We got somethin' to say
We may seem as different
As the RED is from BLU

But you look a little deeper
And you will see
That I'm just like you
And you're just like me
YEAH!

[ Verse 1 ]
Hey! Hey! Everybody!
We're here to show
That the Magic of Teamwork
Is what it's all about

Yes, we though we were different
As the RED is from the BLU
Until Bushman Sniper helped us
See another way

[ Chorus ]
So get up, get down
If you're gonna cap the point
We can work together
Helping Sniper win the round

So get up, get down
'Cause we're gonna PUSH THE KART
If we work together
Helping Bushman Sniper win the round

[ Verse 2 ]
Hey! Hey! Guns up now!
We're putting some bullets to the head!
First, go left! Then, go right!
We kill all babies everywhere!

GentleSpy, Engineer
Heavy, Medic, and the Scout
Sniper helped us each to see
All that we can BONK!

[ Chorus ]

[ Bridge ]
I'm gonna cap the points
No matter what it takes
And if we fail, then
Try and try and try again

If you follow me
I'll march our way to victory
Let's stick together and get
Cappin' all of those POOOOIIIINNTTSS!!!!!

[ Outro x3 ]
Get up, push the kart!
Go go go, run around!
Start now, build a sentry!
Gonna cap the point!

Get up, push the kart!
Go go go, run around!
Snipin' on 2fort!
Help him win the round!

My Little Fortress 2 - Fortress Mercenaries

This is the alternate "no SFX" version to the one I have up on my YT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFXId8W1urI

----- LYRICS -----
[ENGI]
We push the cart from point to point
Joined by fellow teammates
We sing our song 'cross the fortress nation
From Mann Co and beyond

[CHORUS]
We're RED Team forever, RED Team together
We're teammates but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the danger
We're red team to the end

[SNIPER]
There's no place that I'd rather be
Than pushing carts with my teammates
Mates all around come to join and see
As we sing out across the land

[CHORUS]

[DEMOMAN]
We're soup in a can, we're drunk as scotts
Any scrumpeh you can throw at me
we're here for each other through thick and thin
you're always welcome to get drunk with me

[HEAVY]
you're more fun than the color BLU
or sandvich flying over your favorite gun
the burning i feel here is kill, not die
as we march across this land

[CHORUS]





My Little Fortress 2 - Teammates To The End

TF2: The Bushman - 'Thanks, Mate!'

Original uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP1EC_80XpXbBt4oNdNy3TA

I didn't make this song myself, but I have the original uploader's permission to reupload. Copyright goes to them! TF2 belongs to Valve!

Heavy Cruz Ft. Medacris - Touch Your Gun

Original uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOVCqjfH_mPZI2PCvGc1L4A

I didn't make this song myself, but I have the original uploader's permission to reupload. Copyright goes to them! TF2 belongs to Valve!

I'm BLU - Bonkedy Boinkedie

Original uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG2R7rwAemWYPUaeXnuNi0A

I didn't make this song myself, but I have the original uploader's permission to reupload. Copyright goes to them! TF2 belongs to Valve!

Sappin' A River

No this isn't the "FNAF Not Scary" theme. This is a remix of a silly Zelda song, thank you very much.

Not the absolute happiest with this mix but it's good enough and I dig the track overall. Otherwise I wouldn't post it. Enjoy.

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Maro Malt (Malo Mart J-House Remix)

Original uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKJ_K9leOcR74yF-R1vjYog

I didn't make this song myself, but I have the original uploader's permission to reupload. Copyright goes to them! TF2 belongs to Valve!

Pooter - Poot That

Jammin' on the Orca ('Jaws' remix)

Seat 2: Mall (soundtrack of the Saxxy entry)

Sunshine Overdrive

Here Comes Pompaclaus - Dapper Dog ft. Sui Snails

Talk about low budget flights, no food or movies... I'm outta here!

Scouting Around At The Speed Of Scound

Like hats? Like the original Pokemon theme song? Then you'll probably like this song.

Original uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqSALUEcr6y0tdPD_p49FYA
TF2 belongs to Valve.

Hats - Soldier

A better quality version of Red team wants to battle

RED Team Wants To Battle! (HQ)

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