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The Biggest Problem in the Uni

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An old man
In his 40's couldn't wait
Bought his ticket in new york
And got his court date
Bountiful Boy
A curious page
Apostraphes placed
By a furious ape
Wasn't he iconic?
Don't you think?

SHE GOT BAAAAAAAANGED
ON A WEDDING DAY!
NOW HE'S GONE AND FILED
SAYIN HE'LL GET PAID
ITS A GENOCIDE
ON YOUR WHOLE FANBASE
NOW TELL ME WHICH PRO-
-BLEM'S BIGGER!!!!??????

Mr. headspace
Mr. New York Times
The best web page
Oh my, my how the time flies
He spent his WHOLE DAMN LIFE
Three books, one website
When he went down in flames
He swore he was still cool as ice
Wasn't it iconic?
Don't you think?

It's a patreon
Where nobody gets paid
It's a websiiiiiiiiiiiiite
That costs 30 fuckin K
Its a network, where
They think its ok
WHEN INBRED JOE DIRT
SHOUTS NIG*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*

Well life has a funny way
Of sneakin up on you when you self-inflict butt pain
and cry out in the niiiiiiiiight
Did it have to down in flames?
Was it so bad? Was everything really a-ok?
You should've really done season 3 (thrayyyy)

It's over man, turn back
before its too late
You'll be bum cummin on the street
When you lose this dumb case
If you screenshot dick's page, well buddy
that's alright!
We won't even mention
All your girl's much cooler guys
And isn't this ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too iconic
You hit the iceberg and sank

ITS TIM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGZ
SIGNIN' NDA'S!
IT'S AN 8CHAN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
THAT WE JUST DIDN'T MAKE
IT'S GOOD ADVIIIIIIIIIICE
TURN BACK, SAVE FACE!
Cuz Dick is for sure
The winnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Life has a funny way
Of letting you fuck youuuuuu
Landua has a funny funny way
of helpin' you out!
Drop this case now!

Wasn't He Iconic - Hazencruz

Support a starving autist.  Now subtly accepting donations at www.kendollinhide.com #mymomwarnedmetheresnomoneyinsongsaboutcucksandpenises

Don't walk away run
Don't walk away run
Don't walk away run
These wautergate leaks are not very fun
If you hate Dick
Don't walk away run
If you hate bits
Don't walk away run
If you hate tits
Don't walk away run
These wautergate leaks are not very fun

Listen here buddy, I don't control people
I'm much too busy in the shower pluggin' up my pee hole
#Dicklies he's a meanie and a weasel
All he cares about is entertaining fans that he stole

I want the truth out, yeah that's why I'm doin' this
Dick needs to be punished so that's why I'm suin' his
Friends and co-workers ain't nobody safe
All you dickheads gonna lose your job up in this place

But this can all end, like I told you before
In e-mail 205, paragraph 64
Just thank me for the snacks and oh yeah there's more
I'm gonna need that 50 bucks for the broken door

Don't believe my ex abused me?  Just look and you shall see
She left me with this doosey of a broken door fallacy
As for Sean, he really loves to work for me
I tried to pay him once but he'd rather give his time for free

If you hate goss
Don't walk away run
If you hate Madcucks
Don't walk away run
If you hate Asterios
Don't walk away run
These wautergate leaks are not very fun

If you hate Peach
Don't walk away run
If you hate Denzel
Don't walk away run
If you hate Sean
Don't walk away run
These wautergate leaks are not very fun

To all the Dickheads out there, guys I hope you're hearin' this
Career flashed before my eyes, near death experience
I hate monkeys, dogs and fries, yes I'm serious!
But even more I hate Dick's lies, I'M SO DELIRIOUS!

Yeah I'm suin' Madcucks, don't ya know he dresses like a slob
Call me Budget Cuts the way I'm goin' after teachers' jobs
Waitin' for my podcast to end? It won't be fuckin' long
My values are incompatible with Rucka Rucka's songs

Keeping track of all these lies is getting tiring
They're supposed to win you over but I think it's backfiring
I can't just quit, it's too soon to be retiring
I wonder if that telemarketing place is still hiring

Don't Walk Away Run

At www.patreon.com/kendollinhide the polls only cost $1.00 a month (free if you count the botholes)
LYRICS
Hey, fuck Dick
Hey, fuck Dick
Hey, fuck Dick
Where's my journalist?

I've been searching for a man, who's still somehow my fan
Just to find, to find my journalist
Who does his interviews, based solely on the views
Yes I need, I need my journalist

Hey Mad Dix I'm your little journalist
You'll love this, I won't call you on your shit
Kiss kiss kiss I'm your little journalist
Bring those clicks, looks at these animal dicks

"Speaking of Dicks, these Dickheads are a real pain... in the bothole!"

I've been searching on youtube, and here on twitter too
Just to find, to find my journalist
Someone who will shill, and keep himself bluepilled
Yes I need, I need my journalist

Hey watch this, I'm your little journalist
I make $10 polls, only cover news that's old
I'm a prick, I'm your little journalist
Dick's tweets are merciless, my job's hard and dangerous

Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Will you be my journalist?
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Yes I'll be your journalist

"You're a stand up guy, I can tell.  I'll let you have one of my unbiased polls for free.
Do you think 
A) Pim Tool is the best journalist in the world, or 
B) Sonic is stupid."
"A"
"Wow, thanks!"

Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Will you be my journalist?
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Yes I'll be your journalist

I'm so glad I found you, @pim_tool
You can be my be my journalist
One thing I missed, touch my beanie, I'll be pissed!
Whatever, that's fine
K I'll be your journalist

Journalist, journalist, journalist, you're my favorite journalist
Journalist, journalist, journalist, I'm my favorite journalist

"This job IS really dangerous. Any day I could accidentally report on something before you've all heard about it. And then I'd have to like do research and come up with my own ideas and.. I dunno, it's really scary. You guys are lucky to have me."

[Original song is Butterfly by Smile.Dk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcvRDWgRIE The instrumental I used was edited by some dude called 6thJester]

My Journalist feat. Pim Tool

Beyond Skyrim: Three Kingdoms (Original Game Soundtrack)

Brigand's Shrine

Special thanks to rwinger24 and the Real Wheels Google Sheets group for helping me find this!

Wired (KPM-0042) 

Getting On

Icewake | Beyond Skyrim - Roscrea

The Best Soundcloud Account in the Universe

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maddoxrules

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