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Don't walk away run
Don't walk away run
Don't walk away run
These wautergate leaks are not very fun
If you hate Dick
Don't walk away run
If you hate bits
Don't walk away run
If you hate tits
Don't walk away run
These wautergate leaks are not very fun

Listen here buddy, I don't control people
I'm much too busy in the shower pluggin' up my pee hole
#Dicklies he's a meanie and a weasel
All he cares about is entertaining fans that he stole

I want the truth out, yeah that's why I'm doin' this
Dick needs to be punished so that's why I'm suin' his
Friends and co-workers ain't nobody safe
All you dickheads gonna lose your job up in this place

But this can all end, like I told you before
In e-mail 205, paragraph 64
Just thank me for the snacks and oh yeah there's more
I'm gonna need that 50 bucks for the broken door

Don't believe my ex abused me?  Just look and you shall see
She left me with this doosey of a broken door fallacy
As for Sean, he really loves to work for me
I tried to pay him once but he'd rather give his time for free

If you hate goss
Don't walk away run
If you hate Madcucks
Don't walk away run
If you hate Asterios
Don't walk away run
These wautergate leaks are not very fun

If you hate Peach
Don't walk away run
If you hate Denzel
Don't walk away run
If you hate Sean
Don't walk away run
These wautergate leaks are not very fun

To all the Dickheads out there, guys I hope you're hearin' this
Career flashed before my eyes, near death experience
I hate monkeys, dogs and fries, yes I'm serious!
But even more I hate Dick's lies, I'M SO DELIRIOUS!

Yeah I'm suin' Madcucks, don't ya know he dresses like a slob
Call me Budget Cuts the way I'm goin' after teachers' jobs
Waitin' for my podcast to end? It won't be fuckin' long
My values are incompatible with Rucka Rucka's songs

Keeping track of all these lies is getting tiring
They're supposed to win you over but I think it's backfiring
I can't just quit, it's too soon to be retiring
I wonder if that telemarketing place is still hiring

Don't Walk Away Run

At www.patreon.com/kendollinhide the polls only cost $1.00 a month (free if you count the botholes)
LYRICS
Hey, fuck Dick
Hey, fuck Dick
Hey, fuck Dick
Where's my journalist?

I've been searching for a man, who's still somehow my fan
Just to find, to find my journalist
Who does his interviews, based solely on the views
Yes I need, I need my journalist

Hey Mad Dix I'm your little journalist
You'll love this, I won't call you on your shit
Kiss kiss kiss I'm your little journalist
Bring those clicks, looks at these animal dicks

"Speaking of Dicks, these Dickheads are a real pain... in the bothole!"

I've been searching on youtube, and here on twitter too
Just to find, to find my journalist
Someone who will shill, and keep himself bluepilled
Yes I need, I need my journalist

Hey watch this, I'm your little journalist
I make $10 polls, only cover news that's old
I'm a prick, I'm your little journalist
Dick's tweets are merciless, my job's hard and dangerous

Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Will you be my journalist?
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Yes I'll be your journalist

"You're a stand up guy, I can tell.  I'll let you have one of my unbiased polls for free.
Do you think 
A) Pim Tool is the best journalist in the world, or 
B) Sonic is stupid."
"A"
"Wow, thanks!"

Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Will you be my journalist?
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick (fuck Dick)
Fuck Dick Yes I'll be your journalist

I'm so glad I found you, @pim_tool
You can be my be my journalist
One thing I missed, touch my beanie, I'll be pissed!
Whatever, that's fine
K I'll be your journalist

Journalist, journalist, journalist, you're my favorite journalist
Journalist, journalist, journalist, I'm my favorite journalist

"This job IS really dangerous. Any day I could accidentally report on something before you've all heard about it. And then I'd have to like do research and come up with my own ideas and.. I dunno, it's really scary. You guys are lucky to have me."

[Original song is Butterfly by Smile.Dk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcvRDWgRIE The instrumental I used was edited by some dude called 6thJester]

My Journalist feat. Pim Tool

Lyrics:

How could this be? Is this the end for you and me?
I don’t know if I was even close to ready
You disappeared so quick, went to Dick; I’m jelly
This is a travesty I’ll write you desperately
A quick email only 50 thousand words
Only 50 thousand words
This could be my last chance to get you back, Sean.

Maybe I’ll write a letter like I did for 80’s girl. I know that went over well. I mean she’s still with Dick but she’s definitely still thinking about that

Hello and welcome to the Greatest Letter in the Universe. I’m writing to you hoping that your exit from me will reverse. You see, I plea that the quality of my podcasting has suffered greatly, but I don’t know if I will ever admit that openly.
Rucka Rucka Ali had to leave taking out one of the few things that you could call ‘funny’ on my show since you know my life’s the joke and I can’t channel that into a way to earn dough. Vote up indignant co-hosts you see not me, Ali, with that new haircut he got as a way to mock the hairless person that is me. Okay I may be projecting however he followed suit the moment that you left us Sean I got an engineer who’s a fucking moron. Though, nothing compares to that person who farmed lots of ass, sativa man you outclass anyone I could afford.
You went to Dick real quick despite seeing the absolute gold mine that is the brain that is mine with the ability to decide relevant topics worldwide, watch as I pick a side, then pick the other side how are people unsatisfied? I know, it’s them not me. It’s my stupid fans that’s a guarantee, not the SJW that I’ve become once a satire now a humdrum. Speaking of Dick have you seen, the News Babes that he can glean? That seems like a good bit maybe I can copy it

How could this be? Is this the end for you and me?
I don’t know if I was even close to ready
You disappeared so quick, went to Dick; I’m jelly
This is a travesty I’ll write you desperately
A quick email only 50 thousand words

Heh this is looking good so far. I’m going to take a break for some fruit. And some soup. I’ll check twitter to see if Sean’s on there yet. Oh, oh he’s still not.

    I really hope the issue wasn’t that despite hiring you to be our engineer I took things into my own hands out of fear that you would leave in things that Dick said that went against the values I bled and wore on my sleeve while pretending to believe that I held my book quite highly. Cop a feel, now I disavow nicely. Once and always a flake, a has-been, a comedy fake, mistake after mistake, I trust the dog bite lawyer, mental jess, call their employers, sue them all they said I don’t think this could be the reason that you fled.
But, if you give me whatever chance this may be, I know that I deserve you way more than you deserve me. Please come back I beg you I can’t pay that’s true my Patreon is barely above two-hundred dollars a month and I’ve got no sponsors you see. Kendall and Hyde they left me, who would think that my listeners couldn’t afford four-hundred dollar bags even with a coupon that got them 40 dollars off. They saw madbucks was a ripoff, Sean I need you back.

How could this be? Is this the end for you and me?
I don’t know if I was even close to ready
You disappeared so quick, went to Dick; I’m jelly
This is a travesty I’ll write you desperately
A quick email only 50 thousand words
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Losing a Love ft. Savestate Corrupted

My biggest album to date. A mashup album with one mashup for each character in Smash Ultimate and a few extras

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