Symphonic Death Metal 

Lyrics:

"Hark! yea good and gentle throng

Listen well and nod along 

Of Shakespeare's works I now speak"

His tongue did turneth to beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat. Beat.....

Each line a title.
Each title a thread,
From love to blood, from crown to dread.

The Bard’s full works in rhythm align
A sonnet of ages - Bound in pages.
Wrapped in time - Bonded in rhyme!

Love’s Labour’s Lost - I’m feelin’ the cost
Two Gentlemen of Verona - Lines gettin’ crossed
A Midsummer Night’s Dream - Floatin’ supreme
As You Like It - rhymes tight, love every scene

All’s Well That Ends Well - gives me a thrill
The Tempest rolls - I can’t sit still
Much Ado About Nothing - I feel alive
Measure for Measure - I’m feelin’ a jive 
The Taming of the Shrew - a fantastic show
Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul

The Merchant of Venice - Characters gold
The Comedy of Errors - Stories are bold
The Winter’s Tale - watched in cold moonlight 
Shakespeare's words - a true delight
Characters like Cymbeline - clean, with royal lean
Troilus and Cressida - in unresolved ending - tragic scene
Timon of Athens - he lost life's game
And Julius Caesar - remember his name!

All’s Well That Ends Well - gives me a thrill
The Tempest rolls - I can’t sit still
Much Ado About Nothing - I feel alive
Measure for Measure - I’m feelin’ a jive 
The Taming of the Shrew - a fantastic show
Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul

Othello’s in shadow - Macbeth haunted with bloody blade
Hamlet gone mad - but I'm not afraid
King Lear shed tears - crown on the floor
Harmony rises like The Phoenix and the Turtle - hardcore!
The Sonnets echo - my soul on display
The Two Noble Kinsmen - ride through the fray
This stage is his kingdom - the pen is his throne
Shakespeare, the Bard, he set a classic tone

All’s Well That Ends Well - gives me a thrill
The Tempest rolls - I can’t sit still
Much Ado About Nothing - I feel alive
Measure for Measure - I’m feelin’ a jive 
The Taming of the Shrew - a fantastic show
Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul

All’s Well That Ends Well - gives me a thrill!!!
The Tempest rolls - I can’t sit still
Much Ado About Nothing - I feel alive!!!
Measure for Measure - I’m feelin’ a jive 
The Taming of the Shrew - a fantastic show!!!
Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twelfth Night shines bright and steals my soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Twelfth Night Shines

Symphonic metal 

Lyrics:

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
I'd like to thank you 
With rhymes.

When I'm at work, regularly 
A friend sends videos to me
They're often rated G
But some videos are... R!. consistency 

My friend isn't dumb
Rude videos unknown: none
N.S.F.W labelling on every one
So he doesn't spoil my fun 

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse, many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
I'd like to thank you 
With rhymes. 

I imagine the horror on colleague's faces
If they saw these videos they'd be locked in stasis 
Jaws would drop
Heads would roll
I'd be fired from the shop
I'd take a heavy toll

My colleagues are pretty dull

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse, many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
I'd like to thank you 
With rhymes.

Dear creator of initialism: N.S.F.W.
You've saved my arse, many times
Dear creator of N.S.F.W
Just know that I thank you, every, damn, time
Magrov's tunes

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#NSFW

I'm learning Latin on Duolingo at the moment and thought I would write a song in Latin for fun. Bonus points to those who can translate this.

Linguam Latinam in Duolingo disco,
Nunc multa verba scio,
Sine mihi aliqua tecum communicare,
Itaque cantui meo attente.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Nomen mihi est Gia,
Linguae Latinae studeo.
Magister meus avis est,
Cotidie exerceor.

Multae feminae quoque student,
Non sola sum.
Domi studeo,
Non autem in universitate.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Iam plus scio,
Discendo laetor,
Iam plus scio,
Discendo laetor.

Iam plus scio,
Discendo laetor,
Iam plus scio,
Discendo laetor.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Linguam Latinam

Electronic Broadway Power Metal.

Lyrics:

Flying free, over home
A beautiful way, to be alone

The Last Dragon am I
Flying in the sky

Flap.

Flap. Flap. 

(Flap, flap, flap)

If you're new to town
Just look around 
People go about their day
Not getting in my way

If you're worried when I fly by:
My neighbours think I'm a pretty chill guy!!!!!!

I'm the last Dragon
My kin are all gone
So raise your flagon
While I sing this song!

[Chorus]
The Last Dragon doesn't give a shit
About your petty problems, I've just quit
You killed everyone that I knew 
All I have left is this song and a comfortable cave, please never come along.
Or I may misbehave.

FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! 

(Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap)

I live in a Bachelor's Cave
I don't aim to misbehave
I'm not even angry
That you killed my whole family 
I NEVER LIKED THEM ANYWAY!!!!!

[Chorus]
The Last Dragon doesn't give a shit
About your petty problems, I've just quit
You killed everyone that I knew 
All I have left is this song and a comfortable cave, please never come along.
Or I may misbehave.

FLAP! FLAP! 

(Flap, flap, flap)

(Flap, flap, flap)

Flapping wings
Overhead 
If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead
But now I, eat sheep instead 
So you can feel safe in your bed

I now know eating you is wrong
And with this happy song
We can forget about how tasty you are....

I used to snack on you like candy bars.....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Oh....yes....

(**Cough**)

"And hey. I like, feel really bad about that.....

If you want to talk about it, just remember:".....

FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! 

[Outro]
The Last Dragon doesn't give a shit
About your petty problems, I've just quit
You killed everyone that I knew 
All I have left is this song and a comfortable cave, please never come along.
Or I may misbehave.

(Flap, flap, flap)


The Last Dragon

WARNING NSFW

Broadway 

Lyrics [intro]
I'm just a simple lad
Sex I've never had
I'm from a small town, far away
But in the city I've come to stay
And find my way!

[Verse 1]
I'm 21, I'm up for fun
But I don't know where to go
So I talked to everyone 
To learn what they know 

I learned quickly there's good people and bad
And with the right people lots of fun to be had
I started exploring my unique kinks
I was meeting with furries, cucks, and twinks

"And I found:"

[Chorus]
I like B.D.S.M.
With any he, she, they, them
It's not a sin to like a smack
You can do it to me with a bat!

One thing led to another 
I explored more
Father said I was a sinner
Mother called me a whore

I didn't let that bother me
Not one bit
Not hard to be bothered when you like eating sh**

I have kinks galore 
I adore
So many things 
Involving piercings and rings.

"And I found:"

[Chorus]
I like impact play 
I'll take it any day
It's not a sin to like a smack
You can do it to me with a bat!

This is the beginning of my journey
I'm going to buckle in
My arse is a little burn-ee
But it feels like a win

[Outro]
So remember folks when you think of BDSM
It doesn't have to be scary
Unless that turns on you and them, and them, and them, and then, and them

BDSM-The Musical (NSFW)

WARNING: NSFW

Broadway Electronic Metal 

Lyrics:

I walk into the nightclub 
The music is so loud
I don't want to be in this nightclub 
But my friends would not be proud...

If I left!!

Left.

Left 

Left

This fucking Nightclub......

I'm in my fucking forties 
The atmosphere is dark
I can't see for shit 
Left my glasses in the car

The air is hot and steamy
I really want a drink
But 15 dollar bottles of water?!
I'd rather drink from the sink

[Chorus]
I'm too old for this nightclub 
It wasn't built for me
My back is crippled, my hearing is gone 
I've got a dodgy knee!

Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night.  Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. 
Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. 

I want to walk out of this nightclub 
But my friends would not be proud...

The music is so loud!. 

LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

THIS FUCKING NIGHTCLUB!!!!!!!!

[Bridge]
The dance floors pumping
Speakers thumping
The crowd is jumping
Heartbeats whumping
Somebody's talking 
I'm not hearing
They're offended
("Why ain't you listening)

(Ahhhhhhhhh)

I go to the bathroom 
There's hundreds there
People laughing 
Brushing hair

The seats are wet
The sink stinks
I can't stay here
I'm on the brink!!!!!

[Chorus]
I'm too old for this nightclub (nightclub)
It wasn't built for me
Bursitis acting up, I'm going to throw up
There goes my dodgy knee!

So no more nightclubs for me
No more toilets smelling like pee 
Of nightclubs I am free!!!!!!

[Outro, fade]
No more nightclubs for me!

Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. 
Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. 

Too old for this nightclub (NSFW)

WARNING: NSFW

From BDSM-The Musical 

Lyrics:

It's been six months now since I came to the city
The people are fun, the sights are all pretty 
While dating has been hard, up my sleeve I've got a card
I'm going on a app called The Wonderful Dating Bard

The app is free, so they say
But if you want to be found you have to pay

[Chorus]
It's The Wonderful Dating Bard app
An app made for kinks
The Wonderful Dating Bard app
They've got hetero, cucks and twinks

The Wonderful Dating Bard app
Has really saved my day
I've had lots of sex
But no romance has come my way

I've been on many dates 
I've met people galore 
I've tried so many kinks
I'm going to try more

But all I really want is someone to hold
Someone who'll tie me down
And penetrate me to my soul!

"I wonder if I'll find some nice, wholesome, take-home-to-your-parents kind of person..."

"Who'll then ramrod me hard in a parking lot on the way home.....

"While a crowd watches"....

Oh yeah.....

Surely my soulmate is on:

[Chorus]
The Wonderful Dating Bard app
An app made for kinks
The Wonderful Dating Bard app
They've got hetero, furries, and twinks

The Wonderful Dating Bard app
Has really saved my day
I've had lots of sex
But no romance has come my way

I've had lots of sex
But no romance has come my way

The Wonderful Dating Bard app (NSFW)

From BDSM-The Musical.

Lyrics:

I met a girl named Crystal 
She was sitting at the bar
I saw her on her phone
She was smiling from afar

I swear our eyes locked for a bit
So I went over slow 
I wanted to give her pause to think
"This guy really steals the show!"

[Chorus]
Crystal, oh Crystal, the woman for me
Crystal, oh Crystal let's set each other free
I really want to know you, have you, make you moan
But Crystal, oh Crystal, you won't get off the phone 

She finally puts down her phone
With a little moan
She starts talking to me
I let my charm run free

She freely listens with great care
She slowly twirls her hair
She obviously wants me
Of this I swear

It's all a game, her rejection just a show 

[Chorus]
Crystal, oh Crystal, the woman for me
Crystal, oh Crystal let's set each other free
I really want to know you, have you, make you moan
But Crystal, oh Crystal, you won't get off the phone 

"How you doing?".....

I was wrong, she didn't want me
I left with a sigh
Why doesn't she want me
I'm a kinky guy!

[Chorus]
Crystal, oh Crystal, the woman for me
Crystal, oh Crystal let's set each other free
I really want to know you, have you, make you moan
But Crystal, oh Crystal, you won't get off the phone 

"Damn"......

[Outro]
Why did she lead me on
I really want to know
Crystal, oh Crystal you've dealt my heart a blow.

Crystal, oh Crystal

WARNING: NSFW

From BDSM-The Musical 

Lyrics:

I've lived in this city all my life
I've tasted it's pleasures and spice 
Now I'm feel I'm getting into strife 
I'm looking for love but don't want to just be a wife 

I'm educated, I'm fun
I take it up the bum
But I only seem to find scum 
Dating has got me on the run

[Chorus]
Just because I'm looking
Doesn't mean I'm looking for them
They really think they're cooking 
But they can't heat up this hen

Sometimes I just want to be alone
Just sit at the bar
Doom scrolling my only pleasure 
But I never get far

There's always someone talking to me
It really isn't fair
I try to be polite
When I'm nervous I twirl my hair

[Chorus]
Just because I'm looking
Doesn't mean I'm looking for them
They really think they're cooking 
But they can't heat up this hen

All I really want is a guy who likes a slap
Somebody who'll ravage me
And then have a nice chat

I want to break in my strap-on 
With a guy I can really please
I just want a big strong guy
Right down on his knees

[Chorus]
Just because I'm looking
Doesn't mean I'm looking for them
They really think they're cooking 
But they can't heat up this hen

[Outro]
They really think they're cooking 
But they can't heat up this hen


Just because I'm looking

WARNING: NSFW

From BDSM-The Musical 

Lyrics:

It's been 20 years
We've dated on and off
We've done things to each other
Things wonderful and rough

But now we're both tired
Our lust has nearly expired 
20 years of screwing around 
Our arseholes are no longer round

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Dating sucks, sex is good
Rectal prolapse, misunderstood 
Spanking people, being spanked
But it's not the same without romance)

"So in the club we'll look for love"

[Chorus]
We're going to the night club
Nightclub
We're going to last all night
Going to the nightclub
Nightclub
It's going to be alright   

Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. 

Club.

It's been 20 years
We're going out clubbing 
Now I hope we don't end up sobbing 
It's going to be fun
I'll have to suck in my tum

(Maybe there's romance there
I remember it used to be great
Thumping beats, sweaty bodies
I hope this isn't a mistake)

[Chorus]
We're going to the night club
Nightclub
We're going to last all night
Going to the nightclub
Nightclub
It's going to be alright 

Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. 

Club.

Maybe we should just talk more 
There's lots to be said
Because if we don't talk more
We should put this relationship to bed 

(In bed we're so compatible 
You roger me hard 
But when it comes to talking 
Our relationship is scarred)

It'll either fix our relationship, or we'll find someone else. 

So, I guess that:

[Outro]
We're going to the night club
Nightclub
We're going to last all night
Going to the nightclub
Nightclub
It's going to be alright 

It's going to be alright 

Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night.

Club  


Going to the nightclub

I am a lyricist. I make AI assisted music for fun.

Crystal, oh Crystal

Magrov

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