I miss camping

Peace!

WARNING NSFW

Broadway 

Lyrics [intro]
I'm just a simple lad
Sex I've never had
I'm from a small town, far away
But in the city I've come to stay
And find my way!

[Verse 1]
I'm 21, I'm up for fun
But I don't know where to go
So I talked to everyone 
To learn what they know 

I learned quickly there's good people and bad
And with the right people lots of fun to be had
I started exploring my unique kinks
I was meeting with furries, cucks, and twinks

"And I found:"

[Chorus]
I like B.D.S.M.
With any he, she, they, them
It's not a sin to like a smack
You can do it to me with a bat!

One thing led to another 
I explored more
Father said I was a sinner
Mother called me a whore

I didn't let that bother me
Not one bit
Not hard to be bothered when you like eating sh**

I have kinks galore 
I adore
So many things 
Involving piercings and rings.

"And I found:"

[Chorus]
I like impact play 
I'll take it any day
It's not a sin to like a smack
You can do it to me with a bat!

This is the beginning of my journey
I'm going to buckle in
My arse is a little burn-ee
But it feels like a win

[Outro]
So remember folks when you think of BDSM
It doesn't have to be scary
Unless that turns on you and them, and them, and them, and then, and them

BDSM-The Musical (NSFW)

WARNING: NSFW

From BDSM-The Musical 

Lyrics:

It's been 20 years
We've dated on and off
We've done things to each other
Things wonderful and rough

But now we're both tired
Our lust has nearly expired 
20 years of screwing around 
Our arseholes are no longer round

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Dating sucks, sex is good
Rectal prolapse, misunderstood 
Spanking people, being spanked
But it's not the same without romance)

"So in the club we'll look for love"

[Chorus]
We're going to the night club
Nightclub
We're going to last all night
Going to the nightclub
Nightclub
It's going to be alright   

Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. 

Club.

It's been 20 years
We're going out clubbing 
Now I hope we don't end up sobbing 
It's going to be fun
I'll have to suck in my tum

(Maybe there's romance there
I remember it used to be great
Thumping beats, sweaty bodies
I hope this isn't a mistake)

[Chorus]
We're going to the night club
Nightclub
We're going to last all night
Going to the nightclub
Nightclub
It's going to be alright 

Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. 

Club.

Maybe we should just talk more 
There's lots to be said
Because if we don't talk more
We should put this relationship to bed 

(In bed we're so compatible 
You roger me hard 
But when it comes to talking 
Our relationship is scarred)

It'll either fix our relationship, or we'll find someone else. 

So, I guess that:

[Outro]
We're going to the night club
Nightclub
We're going to last all night
Going to the nightclub
Nightclub
It's going to be alright 

It's going to be alright 

Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night.

Club  


Going to the nightclub

Power metal.

Lyrics:

Repunzal with her golden hair
Stood sadly at the window with wooden stare
Her hair a massive plume
It's length filling half the room

She had been brought here as a baby
This tower so tall
Trapped here by an evil lady
Who harvested the hair in a yearly haul 

Rapunzel's hair was a powerful drug
Worth a lot on the streets 
It also gave her crippling pain
And left her crying on her sheets

Rapunzel, Rapunzel 
Your neck and scalp are on fire
Repunzel, Repunzel 
Your patience has begun to tire

Rapunzel, Rapunzel 
You'll soon feel glee
Repunzel, Repunzel 
You will soon be free

At 15 Repunzel couldn't stand it anymore
She leaped at the lady and out her throat she tore

She cut her hair 
She climbed down
She ran away
To a distant town

She sold her hair
She made bucks
Killed people here and there
Without giving any [****]

She took control of local mobs
Treated them well, gave them good jobs
Started a new life
Trying to put away previous strife

Rapunzel, Rapunzel 
Your neck and scalp are on fire
Repunzel, Repunzel 
Your body has begun to tire

Rapunzel, Rapunzel 
Do you now feel glee
Repunzel, Repunzel 
Now that you're free

Repunzel died at 23
From medical complications 
She lived her life in agony 
Without access to modern medications

Her corpse was stolen
Her hair shaved off
No longer golden
No longer soft

Rapunzel

Ubel (Frieren)

[Verse 1]
Adrenaline makes my heart race,
Dopamine gives me a pleasure rush,
Oxytocin release when we embrace,
Because I love you so much.

Serotonin on the rise,
Endorphins bind to receptors,
I feel so much love inside,
From these chemical connectors.

[Chorus 1]
Molecules in my blood,
Released when you're with me,
You make me feel so loved,
Thanks to my brain's chemistry.

[Refrain 1]
Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry.

Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry.

[Verse 2]
Epinephrine in my system,
Secreted from my kidneys,
It quickens my heart's rhythm,
When you say hello to me.

Dopamine gives me pleasure,
When your lips press against mine,
You're my greatest treasure,
And you make me feel divine.

[Bridge 1]
Oxytocin, the love hormone is involved in feeling fond. It shapes how our love grows and helps build our strong bond. 5 hydroxytryptamine, serotonin floods my brain. It makes me feel so happy when you speak my name.

[Chorus 1]
Molecules in my blood,
Released when you're with me,
You make me feel so loved,
Thanks to my brain's chemistry.

[Refrain 1]
Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!

Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!

[Refrain 1]
Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!

Oh yeah!
You give me love chemistry!



Love chemistry

EDM Metal Comedy 

Lyrics:

In forests dark where small things crawl
Where brush and pine grow thick and tall
An old witch sits in a house alone
A house with chicken legs and walls made of stone.

She peers through smoke, eyes bright as coal
And snarls the name that scars her soul
The thought of him makes her sick
That thrice-cursed, cold-hearted, John the Wick.

[Chorus]
Oh, the Baba Yaga Saga (SAGA! SAGA!)
Told in whispers near and far,
Of a witch and assassin of legend,
And their quick and deadly war.

“He stole my name!” Baba Yaga did cry
A ferocious look in her eye
"I'll strike him down. He can't flee."
"I'll remove that man from history."

"I caved in skulls before he wore suits"
"I hexed men's blood and cursed their roots!”
“They call him ‘Boogeyman’, what rot!"
"Without his weapons he's not worth snot"

[Aside]
"And she always knew the current market value of snot."

(Saga. Saga.Baba Yaga Saga. Saga. Saga. Baba Yaga Saga. Saga. Saga. Baba Yaga Saga. Saga. Saga. Baba Yaga Saga.)

[Chorus]
Oh, the Baba Yaga Saga (SAGA! SAGA!)
Told in whispers near and far,
Of a witch and assassin of legend,
And their quick and deadly war.

She brewed a spell with wrathful tears
She summoned wolves with fangs like spears.
“Go get him" she yelled, "Make that prick bleed"
On his flesh you will feed.

Through neon streets and silence grim
She sent her wolves to attack him
But Wick was ready, movements calm and slow
He killed the wolves in one blow

He tracked her down
With studied frown
He found her lair
He laid her bare

He killed Baba Yaga with a fountain pen
She’d eaten kings and cursed their men
But 1 hour after attacking John the Wick
Baba Yaga died by writing stick

[Chorus]
Oh, the Baba Yaga Saga (SAGA! SAGA!)
Told in whispers near and far,
Of a witch and assassin of legend,
And their quick and deadly war.

[Outro]
Oh, the Baba Yaga Saga (SAGA! SAGA!)
Told in whispers near and far,
Of a witch and assassin of legend,
And their quick and deadly war.

The Baba Yaga Saga

Don't Touch Me

Oishii! (Instrumental)

EDM Metal 

Lyrics:

Oh gather ‘round, you weary souls, I’ll tell a tale that's fully sick. A tale of our mighty hero, the incredible John the Wick. 

John lived alone, peace intact, not wanting a fight. But then one night vampires attacked, killing with delight.

They crept in silence with light steps, they were pale and thin. They wanted violence while John slept, the damn dog let them in. 

They destroyed the fish bowl, they crushed the life of John's pet. That fish was dear to his soul. He'd won it in a bet.

"John the Wick rode out for revenge that very night."


Ride, ride, John the Wick, through dark and through storm. With silvered pencil of sharpened wood, to make the vamps forlorn

They killed your goldfish, no longer to swim. No-one shall weep for the vamps, when Wick does them in.

From grave to grave, from crypt to crypt, he tracked them, eyes bright. Through streets and woods, until job done. He won every fight. 

He staked the first vampire in back alley. The second he staked at the port. The third got added to John's death tally, now only the Vampire Master was to be fought.

Ride, ride, John the Wick, through dark and through storm. With silvered pencil of sharpened wood, to make the vamps forlorn

They killed your goldfish, no longer to swim. No-one shall weep for the vamps, when Wick does them in.

The master hid in marble tomb, where dust of centuries lay. But John the Wick just lit up the room and burned the night away. 

And when fire had turned to ash, he whispered low and true. “You killed my favourite goldfish, now I'm going to kill you.”

John killed the master with his pencil.
He did it artistically.
He then drew a really good stencil.
He hung it for all to see.

In the local library.
With note promissory 
Death follows all who won't let my pets be!

Ride, ride, John the Wick, through dark and through storm
With silvered pencil of sharpened wood, to make the vamps forlorn
They killed your goldfish, no longer to swim
No-one shall weep for the vamps, when Wick does them in.

Ride, ride, John the Wick, through dark and through storm
With silvered pencil of sharpened wood, to make the vamps forlorn
They killed your goldfish, no longer to swim
No-one shall weep for the vamps, when Wick does them in., when Wick does them in.




Wick vs Vampires

I am a lyricist. I make AI assisted music for fun.

Check out my in-draft musical on the playlist BDSM-The Musical. I'm slowly building the concept.

Going to the nightclub

Magrov