NSFW - A comedy Broadway musical. In draft. I'm slowly building the concept album and I'd love for it to be in production one day.

BDSM-The Musical (NSFW)

WARNING NSFW

Broadway 

Lyrics [intro]
I'm just a simple lad
Sex I've never had
I'm from a small town, far away
But in the city I've come to stay
And find my way!

[Verse 1]
I'm 21, I'm up for fun
But I don't know where to go
So I talked to everyone 
To learn what they know 

I learned quickly there's good people and bad
And with the right people lots of fun to be had
I started exploring my unique kinks
I was meeting with furries, cucks, and twinks

"And I found:"

[Chorus]
I like B.D.S.M.
With any he, she, they, them
It's not a sin to like a smack
You can do it to me with a bat!

One thing led to another 
I explored more
Father said I was a sinner
Mother called me a whore

I didn't let that bother me
Not one bit
Not hard to be bothered when you like eating sh**

I have kinks galore 
I adore
So many things 
Involving piercings and rings.

"And I found:"

[Chorus]
I like impact play 
I'll take it any day
It's not a sin to like a smack
You can do it to me with a bat!

This is the beginning of my journey
I'm going to buckle in
My arse is a little burn-ee
But it feels like a win

[Outro]
So remember folks when you think of BDSM
It doesn't have to be scary
Unless that turns on you and them, and them, and them, and then, and them

WARNING: NSFW

From BDSM-The Musical 

Lyrics:

It's been six months now since I came to the city
The people are fun, the sights are all pretty 
While dating has been hard, up my sleeve I've got a card
I'm going on a app called The Wonderful Dating Bard

The app is free, so they say
But if you want to be found you have to pay

[Chorus]
It's The Wonderful Dating Bard app
An app made for kinks
The Wonderful Dating Bard app
They've got hetero, cucks and twinks

The Wonderful Dating Bard app
Has really saved my day
I've had lots of sex
But no romance has come my way

I've been on many dates 
I've met people galore 
I've tried so many kinks
I'm going to try more

But all I really want is someone to hold
Someone who'll tie me down
And penetrate me to my soul!

"I wonder if I'll find some nice, wholesome, take-home-to-your-parents kind of person..."

"Who'll then ramrod me hard in a parking lot on the way home.....

"While a crowd watches"....

Oh yeah.....

Surely my soulmate is on:

[Chorus]
The Wonderful Dating Bard app
An app made for kinks
The Wonderful Dating Bard app
They've got hetero, furries, and twinks

The Wonderful Dating Bard app
Has really saved my day
I've had lots of sex
But no romance has come my way

I've had lots of sex
But no romance has come my way

The Wonderful Dating Bard app (NSFW)

The Ringmaster

WARNING: NSFW
From BDSM-The Musical 

Lyrics:

"Oi!!!! Ticket.... please"...

(**Cough**)

"Um"...

"Yes, that all seems in order"....

"Do enter"....

Welcome to the Clown Show 
We've sights you won't believe 
Welcome to the Clown Show
Now get down on your knees

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

Welcome to the Clown Show
We've got lots of fun
Feathers for tickling 
Butt-Plugs for your bum

[Chorus]
Welcome to the Clown Show
We've entertainment galore
See our pole dancers
Watch as they soar

The Clown Show, The Clown Show
It's where you go
The Clown Show, The Clown Show
Anywhere else is dull

So why are you here? I hear you say.
A clown gave you a ticket to this wonderful soiree 
She seeks out people who look a little sad
But at sex, she knows they're not bad

So now you're here, you might as well stay
We've got a dancer coming up who can really sway
So shimmy over to the bar
As I introduce Crystal, our star

("She's beautiful.....")

Welcome to the Clown Show
We've entertainment galore
See our pole dancers
Watch as they soar

The Clown Show, The Clown Show
It's where you go
The Clown Show, The Clown Show
Anywhere else is dull

"So, think you'll hang around?"

("What time does Crystal get off?")

"Honey, Crystal gets off whenever she wants!"

"Good luck getting her attention".

The Clown Show

WARNING: NSFW

From BDSM-The Musical 

Lyrics:

This dating app sucks
I've wasted my bucks
Too much time
Spent on chasing behind

This app was meant to fix everything 
But all it's done is given me a sting
I went on it looking for some honey 
But all its done is waste my money 

Don't get me wrong, the sex is great
But if all I wanted was to get off I'd masturbate 
I just want someone who is sweet and kind
Who also likes to stick things in my behind 

[Chorus]
The wonderful bard dating app
I now hate you
You gave me everything I asked for
You even found someone to give me poo

But now we're through
I'm deleting you
I'll find my romance
And I'll be eating poo too

Dating is so hard
And so am I
Why is dating so hard? 
I'm a kinky guy

I've gone to orgies
I've swung a bit
I've been spanked 
I've even eaten sh**

I've laughed, I've licked
In my balls I've been kicked 
But I've never felt a spark
It's like being blown in the dark

[Chorus]
The wonderful bard dating app
I now hate you
You gave me everything I asked for
You even found someone to give me poo

But now we're through
I'm deleting you
I'll find my romance
And I'll be eating poo too

My last match was particularly weird
She was some sort of mime, with bunny ears
We met in a dark alley
It was uncanny 
I was worried it would be my finale.....

She handed me a ticket that said
Don't go to bed.
The Clown Show begins at 10
Be timely 
Dress finely
And wisely 
Don't tell anyone else of this address

I'd rather face peril
Than this dating app devil
My loins start to churn
I've semen to burn 
To the app I'll never return

[Chorus]
The wonderful bard dating app
I now hate you
You gave me everything I asked for
You even found someone to give me poo

But now we're through
I'm deleting you
I'll find my romance
And I'll be eating poo too

I've eaten arses
I've pierced a tit
The Clown Show doesn't scary
Maybe there will be someone I'll marry!

The Clown Show, The Clown Show, I'm going to the Clown Show.

The Clown Show, The Clown Show, I'm going to the Clown Show.


I'm deleting you

I am a lyricist. I make AI assisted music for fun.

Check out my in-draft musical on the playlist BDSM-The Musical. I'm slowly building the concept.

The Wonderful Dating Bard app (NSFW)

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