Do the hustle or get thrown into the pit as well

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
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This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

Track Name: Last D.A.N.C.E In The Ocean
Arrangement: Diavolo @youre-fired
Original Composer: Waterflame, Justice, Austin Jorgensen, Lemon Demon, Justin Timberlake, DNCE, Ween, Ray William Johnson, Eminem, Lizzo, Rob Base, DJ EZ Rock, Mr. Oizo, Kero Kero Bonito
Character Represented: Garth & Harvey vs Breakbonito
Artwork: Ezekiel @ezekielwonders1234

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Garth & Harvey, masters of #### and law:

★Songs from All RPG Maker Games
(OFF, Yume Nikki, Toilet in Wonderland)
★Songs related to sexual activites and full blown, well, sex…
(Doin Your Mom, Sexy Back, etc.)
★Songs related to the water and the ocean
(Ocean Man, Cake by the Ocean, Under the Sea)

Breakbonito, the Future Bass House masters:

★Songs by Kero Kero Bonito
(Sick Beat, Picture This, Flamingo)
★Songs from Artists signed to Ed Banger
(Breakbot, Justice, Mr. Oizo)
★Songs that KKB and Ed Banger artists have sampled
(It Takes Two, Krush Groove 1, Tenebrae)
[NO OVERLAP]

[W R1 M8] Last D.A.N.C.E In The Ocean

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Kanye West - POWER (Power)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Religion)
Kanye West - Jesus Walks (Religion)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it 
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Jesus Walks Through Nazareth

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: The Boondocks, Screwbot

Riley: THAT MOTHAFUCKA BIG!!! Ay Grandad, we gotta go!
Grandad: Hush, boy. That shit won't hurt a fly.
Screwbot: Oh yeah!
Grandad: See? Even he admits it!

SOURCES

BOTH:
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Boondocks - Family, Screwbot - TTS)

THE BOONDOCKS:
Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass (Underground hip-hop)

SCREWBOT:
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (TTS)
Daft Punk - Around the World (Robots)

BOONDOCKS SOURCES:

- Sources coming from [adult swim] programming, bumpers, and events
(The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

- Underground hip-hop
(MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, KMD, Asheru, A-F-R-O)

- Family
(Family Guy, Hey Mama, good kid m.A.A.d city, Sister Sledge, Ms. Jackson)

- Anime-inspired western shows
(RWBY, Teen Titans, The Last Airbender)

SCREWBOT SOURCES:

- Rhythm games
(Rhythm Heaven/Tengoku, Crypt of the NecroDancer, PaRappa the Rapper)

- Robots/Text to Speech/Vocoded lyrics
(Daft Punk's discography, Vocaloid songs, Mega Man OST)

- Machinery, electronics, or factories
(Cabinet Man, Toad Factory, Danger Danger (High Voltage))

Grandad Starts Working For Geico

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: VERBALASE BEATBOX

BIO:
Going from the host of Cartoon Beatbox Battles to a contestant in the Mash Pit sounds rough, but VerbalAse is gonna show the rest of the tournament how to scratch it no matter what! With the sources from outer space, rap battles, and 21st century humor, there isn't anything stopping this host from winning a tournament of his own. See you in the beatboxing ring!

SOURCES:
Super Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden Galaxy (Space)
SSJ9K - Piccolo VS Kami RAP BATTLE! (Rap battles)
Calobi Productions - Fall Guys vs. Among Us Rap Battle (Rap battles, Ironic humor)
VerbalAse - Deadpool Beatbox Solo 2 (Rap battles, General beatboxing)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources that would constitute as a rap battle
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, Animeme Rap Battles)

> Space/Sci-Fi elements
(Star Wars, Shooting Stars, Moonbase Alpha, Star Fox)

> Sources associated with ironic humor (NO OVERLAP)
(Big Chungus, CalebCity, penis music)

> General beatboxing
(Incredibox, VerbalAse)

Lack Of Sauce Galaxy

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: ANNOUNCER-TRON

Now that the original organizer has abandoned the tournament (as far as we're concerned), there had to be someone else to take his place. With no one wanting to take the role, he had to get creative. And uh... this is the result of that.  Introducing the Announcer-tron, your new host of the Mash Pit! Including an unspecified amount of voicelines and potentially some raccoons inside of it. Batteries included!

SOURCES:
The Price is Right Trap Remix (Game shows)
Van McCoy - The Hustle (Offsource)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources coming from or about game shows
    (I Lost on Jeopardy, Battle for Dream Island, Family Feud)
> Sources about garbage, or media mostly associated as such (NO OVERLAP)
    (The Yes Dance, Bad Rats: The Rats Revenge, Bubsy franchise)
> Sources related to rejection, being forgotten, or lost media (ALSO NO OVERLAP)
    (Heartless, We Are Never Getting Back Together, Boulevard of Broken Dreams)

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(Huey sits awake in his cabin, knowing theres only a few more moments until hes paired to fight. The host's unexpected leave has taken a toll on the rest of the contestants, but has confused Huey the most. ToeJam is there for support, and Earl is waiting outside.)

TOEJAM: Ayyy, there's the big man of the hour!... Why aren't you asleep? Our pairings are gonna release soon.
HUEY: Don't pretend like nothing happened. We're gonna be stuck in this damn hole.
TOEJAM: Yeah yeah, alright, whatever. It ain't that big of a deal, since I'm pretty sure he controls the host anyway.
HUEY: "I'm pretty sure" doesn't confirm it. He's probably already gone in some other random country for all we know, and there's no way he could control something so far from him.
TOEJAM: ...Man, you gotta learn how to stop being so moody.
HUEY: I ain't moody, I'm just lookin' at it in the most sensible way. We're breaking out once I get the chance to prepare.
TOEJAM: Dawg! We're not starting a revolution. Just let it go with the funky flow, and they'll let us outta here eventually.
HUEY: Do you know why they put us in a TOURNAMENT of all things?
TOEJAM: ...What?
HUEY: They put us in a tournament because these men are tryna kill us for their entertainment. Only one of these groups are getting out of here alive, and I'm just not gonna let that flow!
TOEJAM: ...
TOEJAM: ...You trippin'.
RILEY: Can y'all stop fuckin talkin?!? Mans tryna SLEEP!!! Y'all been talkin about that man for years, I'm just tryna get paid when I win.
TOEJAM: Aight. It's almost morning anyway, so I should be goin.
1a: And why are you even awake, exactly?
TOEJAM: ...Uhm, us aliens are just born nocturnal I guess.
HUEY: You "guess"?
RILEY: if that aint the fakest shit i ever hearddd-
TOEJAM: Y'all hush now, get some rest while y'all still can. See ya both in a bit.
(ToeJam leaves their cabin, taking Earl with him.)
Huey: Alright.
(Huey sits in silence for a bit.)
Huey: ...
Huey: ...I ain't trippin.

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R1M1 - RESULTS

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: PaperBagGuy, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: King Knight

- Songs from the Shovel Knight series
(Strike the Earth, In the Halls of the Usurper, A Thousand Leagues Below)
- Songs composed by Jake Kaufman
(Party in the Clouds, Mount Vesuvius, Radical Galaxy)
- Songs related to royalty
(Royals, Viva la Vida, Nuclear Throne)
- Songs from card games and any media based off of them
(Yu-Gi-Oh!, Uno, Poker Night at The Inventory)

Sources Used:
Cat Girl Without Salad ~Amuse-Bouche~ - RPG Galaxy (Jake Kaufman)
Ollie King - Let it Go (Offsource)
Coldplay - Viva La Vida (Royalty)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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Let The Kingdom Go

Track: @reviloja
Art: @user-780418779, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Characters Represented: Penta Axe General, Top Tutorialists

Penta Axe General's Sources:
- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo No. 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

Top Tutorialists' Sources:
- Songs from 3D Sonic Games (Excluding songs that relate to Knuckles)
(City Escape, His World, Sonic Heroes)
- Songs from Legend of Zelda games featuring sidekicks
(Watch Out!, Great Fairy Fountain, Midna's Lament)
- Songs featuring characters who interrupt gameplay
(How to Use FLUDD, Hau/Hop Battle Theme, Toadsworth Screaming in the Sewers)
- Songs related to tutorials and training
(Gonna Fly Now, Your Best Friend, Brain Training)

Sources Used:
Maroon 5 ft. Future - Cold (PAG - Five)
Tomoya Ohtani - HIS WORLD (Tutorialists - 3D Sonic)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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A World So Cold ~ Training for the Future

Both
Float On - Modest Mouse [Alt Rock, Neil, Rock Band]
Smooth - Carlos Santana ft. Rob Thomas of the Matchbox Twenty [Rock Band, Neil]

Sooty
GAS GAS GAS - Manuel [Eurobeat]
September - Earth, Wind, Fire [Funk]
Lifelight - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate [Platform Fighters]

Willow
Aaron - Neil Cicierega [Neil]
Digital Love - Daft Punk [Sampling]
Chlorine - Twenty One Pilots [Alt Rock]
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon [Neil]
Shelter - Madeon ft. Porter Robinson [Sampling]

Smooth Love

Track by: @e-twoup
Art by: @keep-smylling
UI by @e-twoup

The name's Sha


Gramatik - Muy Tranquilo (Jazz)
Maroon 5, wolfman1405 & Unknown Meta - Sunday Morning (Jazz Cats)
Clips from Jazz Cats: The Beginning (Jazz Cats)

- Jazz and blues, as well as jazz-inspired music
- Songs related to cats or rodents
- 2015+ Mainstream Rap
- Songs liked on the ACOR accounts (no playlists)

take it easy

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

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THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]

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