[GEICO Commercial Division]
[August 30, 2019]

CAMEL: And then I said, "Mike! You will not BELIEVE what day it is." Guess what I said! Go on, guess!!
PINOCCHIO: Lemme guess... "Hump Dayyy-
CAMEL: HUMP DAYYYYYYYYY!! HAHAHA!!
MARTIN: Yes, well, you certainly have the enthusiasm. We'll call you back if there's an opening available.
CAMEL: Call me on Wednesday. I'm ONLY available on a Wednesday.
MARTIN: Yep. Gotcha.
PINOCCHIO: NEXT!!
[As the Camel walks out of the room, an old man walks in.]
MARTIN: Name, please.
BIFF: Hello, it's me. That guy that kind of looks like your grandfather. But you can call me Biff.
PINOCCHIO: Hold on... "Biff"... Ooooh! I remember you! Yeah! You're from that one commer- ... Oh. You're from THAT commercial.
MARTIN: Wait a minute, you mean that dancing Grandpa commercial? I actually quite liked that one.
BIFF: Yeah, it's me. Now, I understand my last commercial was... a bit of a train wreck.
PINOCCHIO: Or in this case, a car crash.
BIFF: Heh... yeah... But, uh, I was wondering if maybe... JUST maybe... I could have another shot...?
PINOCCHIO: N-
MARTIN: (AHEM) Uh, i-if you don't mind, I'd like to have a word with my partner for a moment.
BIFF: Go ahead.
[Martin and Pinocchio step out of the room.]
PINOCCHIO: MARTIN. Out of everyone in this building, we CANNOT let THAT GUY back in here!! Not after that AWFUL commercial.
MARTIN: Say what you want, Pinocchio, but I admire the man. He was one of the greats at his prime! Very wise, very bold, precise... EXACTLY what we're looking for, might I add.
PINOCCHIO: WELL- I-I... UH... I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM, OKAY?!
[Pinocchio's nose grows.]
MARTIN: ...
PINOCCHIO: ... HMPH. FINE!! BUT I AIN'T WORKING IN THIS BRANCH NO MORE!! I'M moving to the WOODCHUCK's Department!!
MARTIN: N-No wait I don't think tha-
[Before Martin could finish his sentence, Pinocchio marches into the room next door. The sound of screaming and two woodchucks chuckling can be heard from the other side. Martin walks back into the room with Biff.]
BIFF: So uh... Am I in the clear?
[Martin smiles.]
MARTIN: Everything checks up, old man.
BIFF: Epic. So... what exactly was the position for?
MARTIN: Well, it's less of a position, really...

It's more like an invitation...

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown with art by Checking @user-344676715.

A callback to Geico's lifesaving benefits.
★ Vincent Mashups - Cursed Insurance
★ Ieslar - Initial G
★ CactusTeam - Undying Savings
★ MS360 - I'm Not Your Junior, I'm Your Senior
★ Gnirob - Shut Up and Save: The Final Push
★ Gnirob - Sexy Grandpa Party Rockers
★ Toothn't - Heat Haze Power Car
★ TheGuy - Push Me (Shuffle Type 4)
★ KryptoDigital - Driving 2 Woo Hoo
★ Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards the Endgame
★ Kleptomato - As Your Grandpa I Expressly Forbid It
★ CactusTeam - Driving Like An ALL/STAR
★ TheGuy - Are We There Yet?
★ TheGuy - In The Hot Seat
★ TheGuy - Kart and Payload Insurance
★ WholePunch - Life is a Big City
★ vvsvlogs - Into the Highway
★ ImaginaryShadows - Showdowns and Highways
★ Gnirob - A Sexy Parked Car Nightmare
★ Gnirob & TheGuy - A Fairly Faithful Time
★ Vincent Mashups - Victory! Geico Gaming

BRACKET A: Round 3
In a close match, Geico defeats Ke$ha. (54.45% - 45.55%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 2
Geico illegitimately defeats Neil Cicierega by a single vote. (50.19% - 49.81%)
SEMIFINALS: Round 1
Geico Gaming beats Lord Farquaad. (55.49% - 44.51%)
FINALS:
In a tense final match, Geico gets a miraculous 15%. (15.07% - 42.12% - 42.81%)

Stay Jammin, Geico Gaming. May your victories serve as a wonderful reminder of how much we can save.

Cadillac Memory

Track Name: Last D.A.N.C.E In The Ocean
Arrangement: Diavolo @youre-fired
Original Composer: Waterflame, Justice, Austin Jorgensen, Lemon Demon, Justin Timberlake, DNCE, Ween, Ray William Johnson, Eminem, Lizzo, Rob Base, DJ EZ Rock, Mr. Oizo, Kero Kero Bonito
Character Represented: Garth & Harvey vs Breakbonito
Artwork: Ezekiel @ezekielwonders1234

VOTING HAS ENDED! CHECK OUT THE RESULTS HERE!!
https://soundcloud.com/repost-reprise-2/w-r1-m8

Garth & Harvey, masters of #### and law:

★Songs from All RPG Maker Games
(OFF, Yume Nikki, Toilet in Wonderland)
★Songs related to sexual activites and full blown, well, sex…
(Doin Your Mom, Sexy Back, etc.)
★Songs related to the water and the ocean
(Ocean Man, Cake by the Ocean, Under the Sea)

Breakbonito, the Future Bass House masters:

★Songs by Kero Kero Bonito
(Sick Beat, Picture This, Flamingo)
★Songs from Artists signed to Ed Banger
(Breakbot, Justice, Mr. Oizo)
★Songs that KKB and Ed Banger artists have sampled
(It Takes Two, Krush Groove 1, Tenebrae)
[NO OVERLAP]

[W R1 M8] Last D.A.N.C.E In The Ocean

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/jaeden-niko-niko-ney (Lego Yoda) https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup (Kulche) https://soundcloud.com/cheezyvevo (Zeke) https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Ringo And Tee Ft. Jindog)

LEGO YODA: *Lego begins violently twitching* HK-47? You..that is?
ZEKE: *Zeke begins projecting "Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga" off of himself.*
TEE: Stay back Zeke, me and Tee will take care of this beast in the best way we know, good ol' fashioned Tetris!
KULCHE: Whoa! Pekere-teshi!
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Sources Used:
 Musics8Bit - ♫Tetris Theme♫ (Dubstep Remix) (Tetris)
  Daft Punk - Face To Face (Robots/Space, featured in Interstella 555)
 Peacock Kids - Gold Digger (Xbox)
 Chamillionare - Ridin' (Roling)
 Rihanna - We Found Love (Drugs)
 Parappa The Rappa 2 - Toasty Buns (Playstation Rhythm)
 OneRepublic - Counting Stars (Space)
 John Williams - Cantina Band (Star Wars)
 The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face (Drugs)
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Stay Funny!

VS. REPOST REPRISE PHASE 1 - Funny Rave 2

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Kanye West - POWER (Power)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Religion)
Kanye West - Jesus Walks (Religion)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it 
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Jesus Walks Through Nazareth

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: The Boondocks, Screwbot

Riley: THAT MOTHAFUCKA BIG!!! Ay Grandad, we gotta go!
Grandad: Hush, boy. That shit won't hurt a fly.
Screwbot: Oh yeah!
Grandad: See? Even he admits it!

SOURCES

BOTH:
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Boondocks - Family, Screwbot - TTS)

THE BOONDOCKS:
Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass (Underground hip-hop)

SCREWBOT:
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (TTS)
Daft Punk - Around the World (Robots)

BOONDOCKS SOURCES:

- Sources coming from [adult swim] programming, bumpers, and events
(The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

- Underground hip-hop
(MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, KMD, Asheru, A-F-R-O)

- Family
(Family Guy, Hey Mama, good kid m.A.A.d city, Sister Sledge, Ms. Jackson)

- Anime-inspired western shows
(RWBY, Teen Titans, The Last Airbender)

SCREWBOT SOURCES:

- Rhythm games
(Rhythm Heaven/Tengoku, Crypt of the NecroDancer, PaRappa the Rapper)

- Robots/Text to Speech/Vocoded lyrics
(Daft Punk's discography, Vocaloid songs, Mega Man OST)

- Machinery, electronics, or factories
(Cabinet Man, Toad Factory, Danger Danger (High Voltage))

Grandad Starts Working For Geico

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: VERBALASE BEATBOX

BIO:
Going from the host of Cartoon Beatbox Battles to a contestant in the Mash Pit sounds rough, but VerbalAse is gonna show the rest of the tournament how to scratch it no matter what! With the sources from outer space, rap battles, and 21st century humor, there isn't anything stopping this host from winning a tournament of his own. See you in the beatboxing ring!

SOURCES:
Super Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden Galaxy (Space)
SSJ9K - Piccolo VS Kami RAP BATTLE! (Rap battles)
Calobi Productions - Fall Guys vs. Among Us Rap Battle (Rap battles, Ironic humor)
VerbalAse - Deadpool Beatbox Solo 2 (Rap battles, General beatboxing)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources that would constitute as a rap battle
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, Animeme Rap Battles)

> Space/Sci-Fi elements
(Star Wars, Shooting Stars, Moonbase Alpha, Star Fox)

> Sources associated with ironic humor (NO OVERLAP)
(Big Chungus, CalebCity, penis music)

> General beatboxing
(Incredibox, VerbalAse)

Lack Of Sauce Galaxy

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/carmel-funny
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/dafisha21 (Logo Swap)
Story By: CosmicKirbster#6315
Character Subbed By: https://soundcloud.com/jaeden-niko-niko-ney

Before this, I must say I don't particularly care for placements in the slightest. I came to this competition merely to bless your days with Ascensionism, and I must say I fuckin' love the fans of mine who stayed loyal to me and my goal. Shades, Fabrice, Miles, and New York Pizza were all fine foes and deserved their victories, so please keep civil, don't be a no-good blood sucking monster about this all. This time was a most interesting one, I could have left at any moment, yet the people here were interesting and of course could've used used the help to stop the devil from breaking down them down. On that note, I do give my condolences to who we've lost, I was always interested in the anomalies of the Eilish family's newer members, and it saddens me for things to have ended how they did (and if you are reading this, Cici, please know that I sincerely believe Stella's been born into a new life as of now, Yeezus walks for both of you, and I hope you two meet again one day). In spite of my final placement, I hope my followers wave their lighters and middle fingers in the air one last time, I hope this isn't too somber of a note. In the end, once we do come back for this all again, I'll be sure to come back stronger than I've ever been, just for all you. Keep counting the hours my friends, I bid this goodbye for now.

KANYE QUEST: My Ascension, it's..complete.
KANYE QUEST: I feel such an exhilarating feeling.
*A bright flash engulfs Kanye Quest and objects nearby, alerting everyone else on the surface world. It seems as though, a certain "change" has occurred to Kanye Quest.*
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15th Place - Kanye Quest. While you weren't the most popular 0-2 fighter, it seems as though some of your followers enjoyed your presence. (Average Percentage: 41.6%)

Round 1 - Kanye Quest is defeated by Etroup and becomes the very first loser of Rave Week. (56% - 46%)

Losers Round 1 - Kanye Quest loses to New York Pizza Time, a fan favorite (60.8% - 39.2%)

Sources Used:
 We're All Under The Stars - Pom Gets Wi-Fi (RPGMaker)
 Everything's Alright - To The Moon (RPGMaker)
 Awesome - Kanye West (Kanye West)
 Kalimba - Yume Nikki (RPGMaker)
 Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J (Songs in KanyeQuest)
 Power - Kanye West (Kanye West)
 I love It - Kanye West ft. Lil Pump (Kanye West)
 Samurai - Toilet in Wonderland (RPG Maker)
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Stay Funny!

15th Place - Ascending To The Stars

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: ANNOUNCER-TRON

Now that the original organizer has abandoned the tournament (as far as we're concerned), there had to be someone else to take his place. With no one wanting to take the role, he had to get creative. And uh... this is the result of that.  Introducing the Announcer-tron, your new host of the Mash Pit! Including an unspecified amount of voicelines and potentially some raccoons inside of it. Batteries included!

SOURCES:
The Price is Right Trap Remix (Game shows)
Van McCoy - The Hustle (Offsource)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources coming from or about game shows
    (I Lost on Jeopardy, Battle for Dream Island, Family Feud)
> Sources about garbage, or media mostly associated as such (NO OVERLAP)
    (The Yes Dance, Bad Rats: The Rats Revenge, Bubsy franchise)
> Sources related to rejection, being forgotten, or lost media (ALSO NO OVERLAP)
    (Heartless, We Are Never Getting Back Together, Boulevard of Broken Dreams)

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(Huey sits awake in his cabin, knowing theres only a few more moments until hes paired to fight. The host's unexpected leave has taken a toll on the rest of the contestants, but has confused Huey the most. ToeJam is there for support, and Earl is waiting outside.)

TOEJAM: Ayyy, there's the big man of the hour!... Why aren't you asleep? Our pairings are gonna release soon.
HUEY: Don't pretend like nothing happened. We're gonna be stuck in this damn hole.
TOEJAM: Yeah yeah, alright, whatever. It ain't that big of a deal, since I'm pretty sure he controls the host anyway.
HUEY: "I'm pretty sure" doesn't confirm it. He's probably already gone in some other random country for all we know, and there's no way he could control something so far from him.
TOEJAM: ...Man, you gotta learn how to stop being so moody.
HUEY: I ain't moody, I'm just lookin' at it in the most sensible way. We're breaking out once I get the chance to prepare.
TOEJAM: Dawg! We're not starting a revolution. Just let it go with the funky flow, and they'll let us outta here eventually.
HUEY: Do you know why they put us in a TOURNAMENT of all things?
TOEJAM: ...What?
HUEY: They put us in a tournament because these men are tryna kill us for their entertainment. Only one of these groups are getting out of here alive, and I'm just not gonna let that flow!
TOEJAM: ...
TOEJAM: ...You trippin'.
RILEY: Can y'all stop fuckin talkin?!? Mans tryna SLEEP!!! Y'all been talkin about that man for years, I'm just tryna get paid when I win.
TOEJAM: Aight. It's almost morning anyway, so I should be goin.
1a: And why are you even awake, exactly?
TOEJAM: ...Uhm, us aliens are just born nocturnal I guess.
HUEY: You "guess"?
RILEY: if that aint the fakest shit i ever hearddd-
TOEJAM: Y'all hush now, get some rest while y'all still can. See ya both in a bit.
(ToeJam leaves their cabin, taking Earl with him.)
Huey: Alright.
(Huey sits in silence for a bit.)
Huey: ...
Huey: ...I ain't trippin.

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PRE-BRACKET Q&A IS OPEN UNTIL REVEAL. ASK AWAY. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1yIANmOHHSquNXN_oTQq5T4OQigDQMhnpoSG1rFLSRzo/

Pre - Bracket Interlude

93 VOTES. 56 - 37. 61.1% - 38.9%. ONLY ONE CAN WIN. THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING.

R1M1 - RESULTS

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: PaperBagGuy, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: King Knight

- Songs from the Shovel Knight series
(Strike the Earth, In the Halls of the Usurper, A Thousand Leagues Below)
- Songs composed by Jake Kaufman
(Party in the Clouds, Mount Vesuvius, Radical Galaxy)
- Songs related to royalty
(Royals, Viva la Vida, Nuclear Throne)
- Songs from card games and any media based off of them
(Yu-Gi-Oh!, Uno, Poker Night at The Inventory)

Sources Used:
Cat Girl Without Salad ~Amuse-Bouche~ - RPG Galaxy (Jake Kaufman)
Ollie King - Let it Go (Offsource)
Coldplay - Viva La Vida (Royalty)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

Let The Kingdom Go

Track: @reviloja
Art: @user-780418779, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Characters Represented: Penta Axe General, Top Tutorialists

Penta Axe General's Sources:
- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo No. 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

Top Tutorialists' Sources:
- Songs from 3D Sonic Games (Excluding songs that relate to Knuckles)
(City Escape, His World, Sonic Heroes)
- Songs from Legend of Zelda games featuring sidekicks
(Watch Out!, Great Fairy Fountain, Midna's Lament)
- Songs featuring characters who interrupt gameplay
(How to Use FLUDD, Hau/Hop Battle Theme, Toadsworth Screaming in the Sewers)
- Songs related to tutorials and training
(Gonna Fly Now, Your Best Friend, Brain Training)

Sources Used:
Maroon 5 ft. Future - Cold (PAG - Five)
Tomoya Ohtani - HIS WORLD (Tutorialists - 3D Sonic)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

A World So Cold ~ Training for the Future

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

Pre - Bracket Interlude

THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]