Erm, this didn't age well! ☝️🤓 -P
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Track: The_Skeleman
Art: PolarOpposite44, RnDm

Dr. Bright

Dr. Bright, member of the secretive SCP Foundation and professional workplace danger. After [REDACTED] escaped containment and subsequently neutralized, the good doctor got a strange letter in his mail. An invitation to some music tournament run by a sock puppet. He obviously accepted but had to convince his superiors that this trip was for “research purposes” and not personal reasons. But he’s here now and has been asked to refrain from anything considered dangerous or able to cause bodily harm. We have also been warned to not touch his amulet. Oh and he asked me to add [DATA EXPUNGED], why I will never know.

Sources:
- Science
- Sources related to the S.C.P. Foundation
-Hidden/Mystery 
-Songs related to invincibility, immortality or immortal beings

Track Sources: 
Superstitious Foundation - CG5 (SCP Foundation)
Immortals - Fall Out Boy (Immortality)
Weird Science - Oingo Boingo (Science)
Bill Nye Theme (Science)
X Gon Give it to Ya - DMX (Science - Rick & Morty)
How Does it Happen - Milo Murphy (Science)
Want You Gone - Portal 2 OST (Science)
Immortalized - Disturbed ("Immortal")
145 (Poodles) - Jake Chudnow (Science)
GHOST - Mystery Skulls (Acapella by SquigglyDigg, @DHeusta​, & @Victor McKnight​) (Mystery)

Containment Breached

First Dick Vitale, now Charles Barkley?! At this point, no washed-up basketball celebrity can stop me now! I'm coming for you next Shaq!

That's right, the internet has spoken! Who has prevailed in this Awesome Baby College Hoops: the NBA or the NFL? Who will be moving on and who will have to shut up and Jam?! Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for more battles coming soon.

The Results! - Barkley vs Scott the Woz

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/gelatinman
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup

Brody Fox sits with Toby by a nearby cliff. They worry for their upcoming battle against Plankton.

MEANWHILE
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 NED FLANDERS: "I wonder how Rod and Todd are doing. I hope they aren't worried about me."
NED FLANDERS: "Oh-and my beautiful wife too! I-"
KING K. ROOL: "Silence yer self, I think I hear somethin'."
NED FLANDERS: "I hear it too. What is this?"
???: "Hello. You two seem to be very..Exhausted. A long walk and a lack of water can do that."
KING K. ROOL: "Urghh...Who are you? This place is completely barren. I see no sign of a hiding space.. Tell me who ye are, this instant!"
NED FLANDERS: "I-Is this...God himself?"
The unknown voice simply chuckles.
???: "Here. take this."
Two large gallons of water appear before Ned Flanders and K. Rool
KING K. ROOL: "How did y-"
Ned Flanders is in complete awe, still in belief that this is the work of the Lord.
???: "Drink up, you still have much to see."
???: "I'm sure you two are still very very confused. Since you were wondering, I...am speaking to you from the mind."
Ned Flanders spits out his water in pure shock.
???: "My appearance is sure to give you a scare. So as of now, I reside in hiding."
 NED FLANDERS: "Jesus, I have so many questions. I'm so glad I get to chat with you."
 KING K. ROOL: "Ye idiot! This ain't no God. Or at least...it doesn't SEEM like it."
???: "Ned is right. I guess you could call me a God... in a way."
The mysterious entity smirks, almost in a...sinister way.
KING K. ROOL: "How do you know his name? What..ARE YOU?!"
???: "I've been watching over you two. Just as I've been watching everyone else in my personal hell. It's quite amusing to watch you all scramble around, trying to grasp situations..."
NED FLANDERS: "Your...hell? Is this the work of Satan himself?"
Another chuckle is heard from this unknown being."
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YO MAMA is so STUPID! That she forgot the invitation to join Rave Week! This unusual pair who calls their team "Fox and Foxx" is ready to send the competition to the underground. With the creations by the beloved dog Toby himself, and songs from YO MAMA, You Better be prepared, because good time or bad time, they are ready for everything!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs by Toby Fox (Rude Buster, Sunsetter, Battle Tower, MeGaLoVaNiA, ONLY DOG MUSIC FROM UNDERTALE)

- Songs about Mamas (Stacy’s Mom, Ms. Jackson, Songs featuing Brody Foxx, Cooking Mama OST)

- Dog related music (Who let the Dogs Out, Nintendogs, etc)

Sources Used
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Yo Mama SFX (Moms)
Yo Mama - Theme Song (Moms)
Toby Fox - Megalovania (Toby Fox)
Baha Men -  Who Let The Dogs Out (Dogs)
FAttY SPiNS - Doin' Your Mom (Moms)
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Stay Funny!

Victory! Fox And Foxx (Updated)

CONGRATS NEW YORK PIZZA TIME TO MAKING IT TO LOSER FINALS.

NYPT (PIZZA): You ain't fuckin' with us again."

NYPT (MILES): Sorry buddy, my family wouldn't like that I was in hell. I gotta get home. But hey, you cool.

*Spawny begins bwahing uncontrollably as the ground beneath him crumbles*

LEGO YODA: Mmmmm. Fall down you did? Worthy opponent, you were.

GIOVANNI: What kind of Pokemon are you again? (Giovanni hides a Master Ball behind his back)
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Stay Funny!

Results - New York Pizza Time Vs. Spawny

Art: @beat5kids
Track: @bluez04

Subject #05: The Blacksmith
A princess needs saving? Sounds like a job for the knight in purple! The Blacksmith has crashed a spot in The Ruler of Everyone's Mind, and he's staying. You'll have to watch out for multiple weapons when fighting this opponent, including his hammer, sandwiches, and sources from Newgrounds games and Beat Em Up games. Let's just hope we don't run into any catfishes.

- Music From Behemoth Games And Popular Newgrounds/Flash Content (NO OVERLAP)
(Ultimate Battle Of Ultimate Destiny, Battleblock Theater, Homestar Runner, etc)
- Music From Games In The Hack N Slash and Beat Em Up Genre
(River City Games, Streets Of Rage, Bayonetta, etc)
- Music Related To The Medieval Times (Knights, Dragons, Wizards, etc) (EXCLUDING ROYALTY)
(Imagine Dragons, Knights Of The Round Table, Magical Mystery Tour, etc)

Sources:
Castle Crashers - The Show (Behemoth Games/Hack and Slash)
BattleBlock Theater - Finale (Behemoth Games)
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown (Newgrounds)
Imagine Dragons - Believer (Medieval Times (Dragons))

Victory! The Blacksmith

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: VERBALASE BEATBOX

BIO:
Going from the host of Cartoon Beatbox Battles to a contestant in the Mash Pit sounds rough, but VerbalAse is gonna show the rest of the tournament how to scratch it no matter what! With the sources from outer space, rap battles, and 21st century humor, there isn't anything stopping this host from winning a tournament of his own. See you in the beatboxing ring!

SOURCES:
VerbalAse Watermark (related to character)
Nicki Minaj - Starships (Outer space)
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Outer Space)
Dr. Dre - The Next Episode (San Holo Remix) (Ironic humor)
John Williams - The Imperial March/Darth Vader's theme (Outer Space)
VerbalAse - Deadpool Beatbox Solo 2 (Rap battles)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources that would constitute as a rap battle
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, Animeme Rap Battles)

> Space/Sci-Fi elements
(Star Wars, Shooting Stars, Moonbase Alpha, Star Fox)

> Sources associated with ironic humor (NO OVERLAP)
(Big Chungus, CalebCity, penis music)

> General beatboxing
(Incredibox, VerbalAse)

A Beatboxer From Outer Space!

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: 2-40R-1

BIO:
You want fun?̢͌ ͔̓T̳͐h͕͆e͍̅͡ͅś̰͕̦̫̠̀̈́̽́ė̛̖͙͍͈͘̕͝ͅ ̢̘̼͈̉̉̿͢͠͝ţ̢̨̛̩͙̐̒͑͠w̟̞̦͚̺͊̀̐̈̑o͚̥̹͑̏͒ ͓̠͈̼̑́͘͝a̡̲̟̍̈́͡ŗ̪̰̠̍̀̽͋e̗̮̅̉̍ ̑D̫͙͐̓O̼̜͓͓͑̋̎͝ ̢̛͔̳̈̅͌͜N̞͎̚͝OT͈͊ ̖̈R͇̳͉̣̮͆̒͐̋̀E̙͞SĔ̫Å̫Ȑ̜C̯̺̘͓̀̀̔͝H̹̥̘͕̀̉̄̔ ̺̪̄͠T͕̤͕̔͂͞H͎̜͔͐̿̃̚͜IŠ͔̭͚̺̈́͆͐ ̩̠͎̜͔̊̓̋̅̕C̛̮̪̭͙̄̀͝H̘͂͐ͅA̧͔̐̽Ŕ̢͇̖̳̟̍́̆͘A̢̦͙͒͝͝C̛̜̯̙͍̼̃̇͐̊Ț̒È̝R ͈̫̯̌̆͘T̡̅Ḣ̢̘̟̪͒͡͞E̤̻̱̽̔͠Y ̨̛͖̑̑̊͢͜À͙̫͕͆͡Ṙ͔̇͜E̮̭̩̖̊̎̓̾́ͅ ̹̹̘͇̠̃̽̑͋͞H̰̝̰͌͑̽͜͠E̛̙͗ͅR̢̤̉̏E̢̲͙̰̓̃͌̀ ̧̛̼̎F̞̺̯̹̀́̽̀O̳̟͑̾̅͜Ȓ̡̹͉̪͇͆͗͆͊ ̨͕̲͙̂͛̋̓B͚̘͈̋̇̔L̤̝̔̊O̞̩̣̦͗̇̈͐O̢͚̍̐D.̧̲̳̘̀͆̏͡ ̠̪̤̮͚̎͂̇̒̕L̳̒U̺̲̥̇̔͆I̧͙̙̓̓͆̊͘͜͢Ģ̮͊̑I̡̭̗͍̋̆̔͡ ̲̫̺̜̂̎́̑̀͟I̙͇͓̍̏̒S͔̒ ̣̙̆͝N̮͡O̝̞̺͕̽̉͊̚T̹͞ ̢͈͆̚IǸ̹͇̻̥͓̓̂̋͞Ñ͔͍͞O̤̪̿̊CÈ̤̦̅N̹̤͌͘̚͟T̟̝̰̈́̍̀̕ͅ.̣̹̋͠ ͈͇̀͛̇͟Ĕ̖̞͐V̱̻͓̤̦̊̂̃̀͝Ĕ̖R͎̝͚̾͆͡Y̲̼̞͋̓̍ ̯͂C̱͎͚̻͙͋̉̎̾̚H͉̩͒͆͘͢A͚͍̫̗̎̂͐̓̈͜R̝̐A͈̦͙͐̎̔C̛̫̘̠̬̿́̒T̮͇̂͆͋͟Ë̺́R̡͍̞̺͍̀̑̒́͞ ͎̺̋͋Ì̢͕̠͋́͜͠N͙̺͛̾̕͜ T͖̲̀̏H̻̏Ĕ̙̩͠ ͕͕̮͈̻̀̏͐͛͡M̨̙͉͛͑̎̅ͅẢ͍̲̳͒̔S̯̺͔̮̀̀̈͐͢͠H ̮̤̤͛̓̚P͈̀͘͟I̟̗̋͝T͎͋̽͟ ̤͍̺̐͆̎͠ͅI͍̲̦͒̀͝S̤̪̱̜͆̐͠͠ ̖̥̇̒P̪̣͎̤̏͑̔̅E̢̨͎͔͐̀̾̑R̺̝̽͌͜͡S̖̈Ỏ̭̐͜N̳̚Ǎ̭͇̀L̙̗̿̚Î̖̞̗̟̿̅̕Z̤̫͗̂Ȇ̺D͚̺̉̒.

SOURCES:
Super Mario 64 - File Select (M̡̀ȧ̗ǐ̦n̘͞li̋̒͡n͈̓e̱̝̅͠ M͋a͎͔̥̜͑͆̕͘riȍ͚)
Third Eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource)
100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource kinda)

SOURCE LIST:

- All Wario-related media and mainline Mario
(WarioWare, Super Mario 64, Psycho Waluigi, Super Mario Sunshine)

- Sources from ARG's, Creepypasta, and lost media
(Sonic.exe, All the Small Things, Dad Feels, The June Archives)

- Children's horror and internet horror
(Monster House, Coraline, Goosebumps, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark)
(Local58, Gemini Home Entertainment, Monument Mythos, Kane Pixels)

- Games known for being broken or glitchy, intentional or not
(Goat Simulator, Cyberpunk 2077, Skate 3, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing)

file selected with a mallet

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Justice - Phantom Pt. 2 (Religion)
Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Religion-ish?)
Hercules - Zero to Hero (Disney renaissance films)
Mulan - Make a Man Out of You (Disney renaissance films)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Phantom Hero

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013 - King Bean
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Hellooooo... ~ Hark, ring the bells, for the mighty KING BEAN has fumbled into the fray! After getting into some serious injuries, Mr. Atkinson has made a full recovery, and has seen the light and is now (somehow) embracing life as a crowned ruler! Of what kingdom? We don't know! What we do know is that King Bean is no ordinary man. In fact, some say he's one of the world's strangest men alive... So buckle up, QUANTUM, cause you're in for one WEIRD ride...

BITCH YOU GUES-
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King Mr. Bean's Sourcelist
- Songs featured in British comedies and songs associated with Green de la Bean / beans in general.
(Mr. Bean, Wallace and Gromit, U Guessed It, No Words, Killer Bean OST, BEANOS Rap, etc.)
- Songs related to Christianity.
(Jesus Christ Is My N, Veggietales, Songs by Powerwolf, Justice, etc.)
- Songs relating to royalty.
(Hey Ice King! Why Did You Steal Our Garbage, Dancing Queen, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, ASGORE, etc.)
- Songs associated with bait and switch memes. [NO SIIVAGUNNER EXCLUDING BEAN]
(Rickroll, Stickbugged, Dance Mr. Funnybones, Trololo, etc.)
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Sources Used:
ABBA - Dancing Queen (Royalty)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Bait and Switch)
We Are Leo - Epic (Notoriously Christian Artists)
Charli XCX, Christine & The Queens - Gone (Royalty)
Weezer - Pork and Beans (Beans)
Teen Titans Go! - Plop Plop (Bait and Switch)
Veggietales - Belly Button (Christianity)
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This track was made by @kingofbenches2
This art was made by @e-twoup.
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The stars shine bright...
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Gone Rickrollin'

Track by @megalolazing.
Art by @slider64.
Character Represented: RewindTime
Tournament Origin - Rave Week (Jacksfilms)

Sources:
ERB - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker (Comedy)
Will Smith - Wild Wild West (Will Smith, WROW WROW Cameo)
Hamilton - Yorktown (Theatre)
Dan Bull - Pigman Rap (Jacksfilms Collaborator)
PSY - Gangnam Style (Rewind)
Jacksfilms - Will Smith Grunt (Jacksfilms & Will Smith)
DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down For What (Rewind)
Bo Burnham - Eff (Comedy)
ERB - Ronald McDonald vs. Burger King (Comedy)
Jacksfilms - ALEXANDER HAMILTON (Comedy, Jacksfilms, Theatre)

#4 - RewindTime

“Yesterday, I Asked You: If you had a genie, what would you wish for? Personally, I would wish for Fortnite and Marques Brownlee!” Yahhh, it’s rewind time! This jackass found a lamp hidden in the sets of a theater and sprang forth The Genie, Will Smith! The two freshest comedians and actors around, they’ll knock you out before that lightswitch turns off and they’ll make you remember it!

- Songs relating to theatre
(Songs in Hamilton, Battleblock Theater, Cats)
- Songs from media featuring Jacksfilms and Will Smith, as well as songs from their collaborators
(Men In Black, Shark Tale, Suicide Squad)
(YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS #85, We're All Just Assholes Talking to a Camera, Songs made by Dan Bull)
- Songs featuring comedy artists or from comedy-themed media (NO PARODIES)
(Songs by Bo Burnham, Seinfeld, Ninja Sex Party)
- Songs featured or used in official YouTube Rewinds
(Señorita, Turn Down For What, Gangnam Style)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

Till The Town's Upside Down

Track: @green-of-rain
Character Art: @user-780418779 and twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Penta Axe General

- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo Number 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

Sources Used:
Kirby Super Star Ultra - Storm the Halberd(Axe Names)
Maroon 5 - This Love (Five)
Pirates of Penzance - Modern Major General (Generals)
Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (Five)
Les Miserables - Master of the House (Axe Names)
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5(Five)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

Battleship Levine

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

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THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]