TRACK BY IMAGINARYSHADOWS @IMAGINARYSHADOWS AND ART BY CONSTIPATEDNUGGET @NUGMAN07 !!!!!! ITS ALMOST TIME! LOSERS AND INCELS BEWARE BECAUSE I AM GOING TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!

What?! Who let this chair into the tournament?! This fiery piece of furniture is out for vengeance to protect his friend Billie Eilish! As the proud parent of Omega SoundClown, the hirer of hitmen, silencer of incels, and the creator of the Loser's Bracket, who knows what this magical, telekinetic, angsty Ekedalen will do to us all!?!
★Songs about chaos or Final Boss themes
(THE WORLD REVOLVING, Mind in a Program, Rivers In The Desert)
★Songs about chairs, furniture, or sitting
(Music by Cher, Ludacris - She Said, HUMBLE.)
★SONGS FEATURING MUSIC
(yeah thats right incels ive got ALL MUSIC. what are you gonna do about it)

In The Final Aisle

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

Music: crazy frog in space!!
Artwork: @popopo_3
Arrangement: @libbec
Original Composers: Crazy Frog, 009 Sound System, Finger Eleven
Original Songs: Axel F, Dreamscape, Gummy Bear, Paralyzer, Sparta Remix
Character Represented: Fred Figglehorn
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Oh my gammit, Fred dug his way into the roster! Loud, proud, and absolutely off the rails — the high-pitched star enters the tourney so utterly fueled with the desires of fatherly embrace, he's even manifested himself a stand —「TIME IS NOW」, based on impossible to perceive WWE legend John Cena; a being Fred himself has built the image of his father into. Fred's taken on bullies, vampires, and Camp Superior, who's to say he won't be able to take on new foes too?

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs featured in Fred or Martial Art-related media
(ex: My Time is Now, Kung Fu Fighting, The Who's Ready to Party? Album)

- Tracks featuring Popular songs from the classic YouTube era
(ex: I'm Blue, Never Gonna Give You Up, Numa Numa)

- Tracks featuring songs prominently featuring screaming
(ex: Bodies, Big Enough, songs in the Screamo genre)

crazy frog in space!!

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: The Mambo Must Move On
FROM: Lou Bega

Hey there. Sorry to interrupt you, Boss- e-er- I mean, Mr. Chair. However, I'm afraid that me and John will be seeing ourselves out. With us out of the job, there's no real reason to keep the mambo ALIVE here. But I won't lie, working with you has been a rewarding experience. I still find it so hard to believe that so many people value the ScatHat mambo... It brings a tear to my eye. I know it's sad to see so many good people go, but the thing with life is that it just goes on. It's a beautiful thing to watch someone grow overtime. And like any good mambo, it's the buildup that leads to the best part. So thank you for everything. And who knows what fate has in store for us. We just might see each other again. May the mambo live on. Anyways, uh... oh? You wanna leave a message too? Go ahead, man.

...My seated friend, we are one with the swing. Thank you all for joining me in this celebration. Good night.

This final track was made by Toothnt @toothnt_the_second, with final art by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget.

A Callback to Scatman and Hatman's greatest hits.
★ Vincent Mashups - Scat Digger
★ WholePunch - Everybody's Jam
★ CactusTeam - Scatman and Slam-Chan
★ TheGuy - Merry Christmambo!
★ Velamy - Scattin' Fire
★ Vvsvlogs - Star Mambo HD
★ Vincent Mashups - Victory! Scatman & Hatman

Stay Jammin, Lou Bega and John Larkin. May the music guide you through the sands of time.

One More Jam

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: Happily Ever After Never Ends
FROM: Spinel

YELLOW PEARL: (AHEM...) This is an incoming transmission from the Homeworld Communication channe-
BLUE PEARL: Just hurry up!
YELLOW PEARL: ...SPINEL, IF YOU WOULD.

SPINEL: Hellooooooooo!!~
How've you been? AW WHO AM I KIDDING!! I bet YOU LOOK GREAT!! Anywho, I've been meaning to write this for quite a while, and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah, I'm leaving Earth. I've done all I could here, and I've had one heck of a time while doin' it! But as the Diamond's new little pink bundle of joy, SOMEBODY'S gotta keep those gems in check!
... But uh... in all honesty, I'm REAAALLY gonna miss you bunch'a palookas. There were friends there that really reminded me of who I was... of good people I know... There's always good people in your life. Even in the darkest of times...
(sniffle, sniffle) WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHHHH!! (party horn nose-blow) L-Look, I'm gonna crack this gem o' mine if I keep wailing on, so I-I left you a gift. I h-hope you like... F-FORGET-ME-NOTS..!
EEEEEEEUUUUYAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAA!!
YELLOW PEARL: Ugh... I'll go grab a mop...

This final track and the accompanying art were made by 5Kids @beat5kids, with a main render by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai.

A Callback to Spinel's best hijinks.
★ Velamy - Fake Friends
★ TheGuy - Playing Games All By Myself
★ Cameron - Please Let Us Adore You (Adoration is Key)
★ Aeiouko - Gambling with Gems
★ Vvsvlogs - Stephen Universe
★ Imaginary Shadows - Moon River Drifting
★ TheGuy - True Kinda Chance
★ 5Kids - The Great Birmingham Caravan
★ Ieslar - Victory! Spinel

Stay Jammin, Spinel. We're glad you've finally found someone.

That's All, Friends!

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: CODENAME [S.E.N.D.O.F.F.]
FROM: The Haltmann Works Company

[HALTMANN'S ARCHIVE]
FILE-???
The following is a pre-recorded message from [Susie Haltmann] on [April 9th, 2020].

Is this on? Hello, Chair Incorporated. I'm sure you're very aware of the recent decline in bosses, as many are packing their bags and seeking newer experiences. That is unfortunately the other reason I am making this recording. Our employers are cutting all ties to Chair Inc, as it is no longer a recognizable identity. I, however, wanted to personally apologize to you and your condition. It's not on contract for me to disclose any form of empathy to a client, but I... can't help but feel bad. I personally wish you a full recovery. I'd send you a gift basket on behalf of the company, but I'm afraid it's against our policy to have a heart as a heartless corporation. Farewell, Mr. Chair. And thank you for your kindness.
Ciao!
[End transmission. Sending bill...]

This track was made by MoonageDream @moonagedream with art by https://twitter.com/WaluigiWEH.

A Callback to the Haltmann Works Company's finest moments.
★ TheGuy - Metallic Mania
★ TheGuy and Mr. 404 - Vs. The Wicked Secretary
★ Tootn't - Susie Feels Good
★ ImaginaryShadows - sacred square 08
★ El Senva - Making the Cut!
★ ImaginaryShadows - Hip Hop Hyness
★ TheGuy - Victory! Susie

Stay Jammin, Susie. Enjoy your savage destruction.

Out Of Touch With This Metropolis

Music: parental_loss.mp3
Artwork: Etroup
Arrangement: @orelover15
Original Composers: Shoji Meguro
Original Songs: The Days When My Mother Was There
Character Represented: Like Father, Like Son
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Representing family and rock; Dad and Rodrick join the tournament for some bonding between father and son -- or at least between A father and A son, to be a little more specific. This rather unorthodox duo, who joined forces through a love of rock music, aim to get their music into the big spotlight -- and maybe earn some Mom Bucks while they're at it! Without further ado, it's time to face the music and feel the Diper heat, because Dad can't be stopped!

Sources:
- Tracks using songs from Diary of a Wimpy Kid or Dad media
(ex: Exploded Diper, Diane, True Value)

- Tracks featuring Boomer and 2000s Rock
(ex: Bring Me to LIfe, Eclipse, Music by Queen)

- Tracks featuring songs about families and/or family members
(ex: Stacy's Mom, Songs from Family-Oriented Sitcoms such as Family Matters, Music by Hot Dad)

parental_loss.mp3

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Blaze the Cat

-Music from Modern Sonic the Hedgehog Games
-Songs in the genre of turn-tabling or DJ Pop
-Songs that relate to heat and/or fire
-Music about cats
-Music from any and all Sonic racing spin-offs

Examples:

-Vela Nova, Dreams of an Absolution, His World
-Down the Road by C2C, AINT NOTHING LIKE A FUNKY BEAT, Donuts by J Dilla
-HEAT by BROCKHAMPTON, Bonfire, Hot Hot Hot
-Cat? I'm a Kitty Cat, Nyan Cat, Keyboard Cat song
-Can You Feel the Sunshine?, Green Light Ride, music from the Sonic and All-Stars Racing games

Songs used:
Catgroove (Cats)
Cool Cat (Club Mix) - Garfield (Cats)
Bonfire - Childish Gambino (Fire)
Fire Burning - Sean Kingston (Fire)
Burning Man  - Dierks Bentley (Fire)
We Didn't Start the Fire -  Billy Joel (Fire)
You Can't Fight the Homestuck! - MadMegatax (technically... fire. heheheh)
Heat - Kelly Clarkson (Fire)
Knuckles' Theme - Sonic Adventure (Modern Sonic)
Unravel - 
TK from Ling tosite sigure (Offsource)

Can't Fight The Fire

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Funni Monke Team

-Music related to Mothers, or the Mother Series
-Songs from Youtube Vs. Battles
-Music from Monkey related media
-Songs relating to Comedy YouTubers

Examples:

-Pollyanna, Doin’ Your Mom, Unfounded Revenge
-Thanos Beatbox, Obama Vs. Mitt Romney
-Donkey Kong Country games, Bloons TD, Super Monkey Ball
-Smosh, Bill Wurtz, Hot Dad

Songs used:
Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom (Moms)
YO MAMA - THEME SONG (Moms)
FAttY SPiNS - Doin' Your Mom (Moms)
David Wise - Donkey Kong Country Theme (Monkeys)

Stalkin' Yo MAMA!

ATTENTION: THE SOURCE LIST FOR THIS CHARACTER HAS BEEN ALTERED. AS SUCH, THE SOURCES LISTED HERE ARE NO LONGER THE SAME. PLEASE JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER TO SEE THE NEW LIST.

TRACK BY: https://twitter.com/cheesefest1
ART BY: 5Kids#2363
CHARACTER: SnapKyube

After another successful job of landing a man with some chicks, love fairy Kyu was given a holiday break. She decided to relax in a park, where local band Go! Child was doing a live performance of their album Coffee & Ramen. Kyu found it to be rather nice, but what threw her off was the band’s lead vocalist to notice her - normally, Kyu’s invisible to everyone that isn’t whoever she’s assigned to. But how come this girl could see her here..? It’s strange. Whatever the explanation, they both got enrolled in the tournament, and plan to play their new music for everyone - and hopefully, spread love in the process!

SOURCES

- Rips directly from the Huniepop series and anything related to Snapcube/Penny Parker, or her band Go! Child
(Here Come The Ladies, Die Young by Kesha, Good Morning)

- Rips from dating simulators and love songs
(A Whole New World, Dating Start!, Love I Need, My Heart Will Go On)

- Rips relating to fairies and magic
(Fairly Odd Parents theme, MAGIC!’s discography, the Harry Potter theme, 24K Magic)

SOURCES USED:
Huniepop - Lustie's Nightclub (Huniepop)
Go! Child - Umami (SnapCube)
Mystery Skulls - Magic (Magic)
Aladdin - A Whole New World (Love Songs)
Ke$ha - Die Young (SnapCube)

Umami Nightclub

TRACK: TawnyBarnOwl#3875
ART: ender#3711
CHARACTER(s) USED: Candy Quahog Marshmallow
TOML DISCORD: discord.gg/9QeKGYb
CROWN CRASH DISCORD: discord.gg/QyCyuuupCe

Peter: Oh my god! Guys, come quick! It's... Uh.... someone!
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Stan Twitter: maybe if you stanned Peter... :rolling_eyes:

Source(s) Used:

Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker (Guns)
Super 3D World - World Bowser (Offsource)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Wright Bros vs The Bros (Offsource)
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Offsource)
Jacksfilms - Twitter For Android (Twitter)
Brett Domino - A song made entirely from videos that people sent via Twitter (Twitter)
BTS - Dynamite (K-Pop)

Don't Mess With A Man With Stans (CROWN CRASH VS TOML)

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Welcome to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
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THE CONTESTANTS:
Ke$ha
Neil Cicierega
Herobrine
Quad City Barkley
RayWilliamJohnson
Mettaton EX
Snail-Chan
Flat Eric
Billie Eilish
DIO Brando
Lord Farquaad
Filthy Frank
Geico Gaming
Scott The Woz [WINNER]
Hat Kid
Heavy
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

Out Of Touch With This Metropolis

MASHUP WEEK: Part 6