Lyrics ///
Why does everybody have their eyes on me?
Tell me shawty why you tryna lie to me?
I've seen it, I feel it, I know how it goes
As soon as I give you you're asking for more

Cut me up
You know, you wanna cut me up
Disgusting

"I know something" "I know too!"
"Did you know I like this tune?"
"I see spiders in your room"
"They're my friends but, how bout you?"

Oh no, don't know what to do
I been thinking about you
Last night I did dream about you
I thought I forgot about you

Why does everybody have their eyes on me

mashup by toothnt @toothnt_the_second; art by canwe@beat5kids constipatednuhhet @nugman07 and epic dude @epic_piss_lord

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Moskau Tears

rwj: ɪᴍ sᴏ ᴍᴀᴅ. ɪᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴇx ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ɢɪʀʟғɪʀᴇɴᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴍ sᴏ ᴍᴀᴅ
𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕔: 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻 (faire ta maman faire ta maman)
ⱧɆⱤØ฿Ɽł₦Ɇ: hey guys i heard the word dig am i in thi---
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this mashup was made by gnrinignopb @gnirob, with art by ms360 @mate-rodriguez, theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, wholepuhcn @wholepunch, and epic dude. ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !

Dig Ol' Bick

SCOTT: Wow, fighting a Minecraft creepypasta? At this rate I might get enough Virgin Points to sell me out of bankruptcy!
HEROBRINE: Patch Notes: Added "Terminal Illness" to Scott_Wozniak.
https://forms.gle/Hhyms8dkYoE5mLEY7

Hey all! Tonight we have a match between two of gaming's greatest icons; Herobrine, the mythical cubic traveller and Scott Wozniak, master of Wiiware and all things Madden. Who will win this free for all, and who will be getting three-stock'ed? Cast your vote now!
https://forms.gle/Hhyms8dkYoE5mLEY7

This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second and Gnirob @gnirob, with art by ChrilvaBrunner https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4hH5KDotgrpaWuF6885mJw! Stay Jammin!

Koopa? Aw Man...

NEIL: Woah, MORE angry people? This fight is bananas! 
(B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S!!)
FATMAN SCOOP: THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME, PENCIL HEADASS?!
SNAIL-CHAN: We've dealt with pushovers like you before. Bring it on!
FATMAN SCOOP: EY GIGI!! YOU GET THAT SNAIL FUCKA RIGHT THERE. I'M BOUTTA CURB STOMP THIS THIN LOSER!!
GIGI: Ab, Ab, Bay, BOP 'EM!!!!

What in the world is going on here? Neil and Snail-Chan have to stop a black and white outline and a loudmouth rapper from shaking this tournament to the ground. How long can Chair's faith in this absurd duo last against an alien girl and the Lemon Demon? Listen in and find out!

This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second with art by Perfectø @perfecto-630732531. Stay Jammin!

My Kitties

Got a nasty case of the fever or the chills? Or just trying to take over the tri-state area? These two dastardly doctors have got you covered! With Dr. Amigo's surgical expertise and Heinz Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes, están aquí para ayudarlo a usted y a su familia. Ay caramba!

★Songs from Phineas and Ferb or Milo Murphy's Law
(My Nemesis, S.I.M.P., Ain't Got Rhythm, It's My World)
★Songs from the Dr. Mario Franchise, or relating to Hispanic Culture
(Chill, Fever, Virus Buster, Gacha)
(Despacito, El Sonidito, El Son De Los Aguacates)
★Songs relating to doctors or medical practices
(Trauma Center: Under the Knife / Surgeon Simulator OSTs)
Note: The "Doctors" are not a boss or a contestant, so they won't affect the bracket in any way. However, they can still get hype tracks!

This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Love Träuma

tiuthtrargckc by yhyb= cihacuayatuicus armaeamtramema @cactusteam, aryrqtart byy8 tut u utyyy . smimdahityixz  twitter.com/smittz_/ snndnan afenenzosososhfofahf @real-inspector-gadget aweeehheh aehhwahwhrahg khgsHGSHF hfah gjh/JG H

[Tartar, now broken and pieces of himself missing, lays against the rocky beach. The lifeless body was left to rot after the fight with Scott and Herobrine. The sun scorched the phones pieces and goopy body, causing a bit of bleaching.
A man, walking past, notices the broken telephone. Curiously, he walks towards the phone and examines him from a distance. He uses his Reactor Core to make 2 gauntlets for his hands and picks up Tartar.]

???: Bruh, what the hell is this STUFF? 
[The man shakes off some of the goop that got on his arm. He picks up his phone and takes him to Ikea Labs, a sector of Chair's estate.]

[The phone powers on, and starts to speak in its robotic voice. Tartar looks around its new location; it looked like the facility long ago...]
TARTAR: Where am I? A-am I back? Am I really back to-
[An automatic door opens, the man steps out sipping a cup of coffee.]
TONY: It talks? That's something you don't see everyday..
[Tartar looks towards the man. Tartars phone jitters, he couldn't believe it was an actual scientist. Another mind to share knowledge about instead of being surrounded by insolent idiotic beings.]
TARTAR: Are you a scientist!? An actual, intellectual genius to share my great knowledge to??
TONY: I mean, if you call me saving the universe, defeating various supervillains AND getting an epic gamer win, then yes I am a scientist.
TARTAR: awehhhhuh??
TONY: My name is Tony Stark CEO of Stark Industries, and what in Thor's name are you?
TARTAR: I am the great Tartar! An AI programmed by the brilliant professor over..... 12,000 years ago!
TONY: 12,000 years!? How on Earth are you even still running? Speaking of which, what is that goop?
TARTAR: Oh, this? It is the mixture of unworthy lifeforms that I decided to create into the supreme DNA!
TONY: ....what are these "unworthy lifeforms?"
TARTAR: Ugh, that puny inkling and octoling races. I was willing to give them a chance to share my knowledge, but then I saw the pointless wars, their....repulsing evolution... Don't even get me started on their....their...
TONY: Come on, boomer, spit it out.
TARTAR: Their obsession with FASHION! And the meaningless turf wars they play! I was digusted, horrified that the race that evolved from the great humans went to utter garbage! I decided to create a new prime directive to myself after coming to the conclusion that these races were not able to understand my knowledge.
TONY: ...And what was this new prime directive...?
TARTAR: To destroy their world with my supreme DNA, and start brand new with a race that would be the ultimate lifeform! It would've been glorious...until that test subject 10,008 destroyed my work and ruined everything.
[Tony was shocked, but not scared. He's seen many other galactic villains do things similar to this. He knew Thanos wanted to wipe out half the universe... but he at least had power. This AI no longer seems to have any power himself, but he was intrigued what it knows.]

[TO BE CONCLUDED...]

911 / Play Phone

BIFF: Look at the bright side, Garfield. At least your one dial away from switching to GEICO!
NEIL: Suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up. It's Garfield the Cat, and he says "Wazzup?"
GARFIELD: (SIGH... Can we PLEASE go now, Jon?)
JON: 🎵Shake your paw... Wag that tail! 🎵
GARFIELD: (God.)

This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, Brugman58 @brugman58, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Showdowns And Highways

MICHAEL: I'm Michael Jordan. Mashup Week has given me this time to talk to you on Charles Barkley's behalf about something we all love. Music. Music the reason Mashup Week invited characters like Barkley here to make mashups for the world to hear. And hopefully, he delivered just that.
BARKLEY: SLAM!!
MICHAEL: Think about this: Many of you out there listening to Space Jam mashups are under 18. Do you realize that at 18, you have lived only 1/4th of your life? When you aren't jamming out to some slappin' Quad City mashups, you're only cheating yourself out of the chance to find out who you really can be, and believe me, if you've enjoyed Barkley's mashups, you can just about be anything you want to be.
BARKLEY: JAM!!
MICHAEL: Listen, you got at least 3/4ths of your life to go. That's three more Mashup Week accounts to you. So don't blow it. Enjoy some onbeat, on key Space Jam mashups. If you aren't, stop it. Get some help. Charles Barkley wants to thank you all for your love, and for giving him a chance. So he wants to return the favor. A chance to find out all the wonderful things you really can be. And so do I.

AARON CARTER: Aaaaaand we're good! 
MICHAEL: That's great news. Thanks for having me on. How you doin' Barkley?
BARKLEY: That was astounding, Michael. Thank you for that eloquently written speech.
AARON CARTER: uuuuHHHHH THE AUDIO LOG'S STILL RECORDING
BARKLEY: I-I MEAN UH- UH--- HEY, Y-YOU!! WHATCHA GON' DO?!!??!!
AARON CARTER: HIT IT

This final track was made by WholePunch @whole-punch with art by ChrilvaBrunner www.youtube.com/channel/UC4hH5KDotgrpaWuF6885mJw.

A callback to Barkley's jamniest moments.
★ WholePunch - Horny Old Baller
★ MS360 - Sofi Needs to Jam
★ vvsvlogs - Space Treasure
★ TheGuy - SLAM OF SLAMS!!!!!!
★ PulsarMashups - I Believe I Can Hoop
★ Gnirob - Aaron's Slam Jam
★ ImaginaryShadows - Kobe Hoops 3-On-3
★ WholePunch - Jordan
★ vvsvlogs - Stop the Woz
★ El Senva - Ballin'
★ Toothn't - Sunset Jam
★ TheHolyT-Bo - How I Beat Pink Guy
★ Gnirob & LucasetaK - Bad Baller
★ CactusTeam - Scatman and Slam-Chan
★ TheGuy - Victory! Quad City Barkley

BRACKET A: Round 4
Neil Cicierega absolutely crushes Barkley. (71.22% -28.78%)
LOSERS: Round 2
Quad City Barkley narrowly beats the werewolf Ke$ha. (53.48% - 46.52%)
LOSERS 2: Round 2
Barkley is absolutely demolished by Scott the Woz, earning the lowest  percents in all of Mashup Week. (82.65% - 17.35%)

Stay Jammin, Barkley. Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright?
https://www.spacejam.com

Your Mother Got Dunked On!!!!!!

Art: @austhetic
Track: @user-10647243

Subject #09: The Hero Of Rhyme
Aw yeah... It's him, Link again. Baby, that's right, he's in Ruler of Everyone's Mind! This professional rapper and hero is ready to roast his competitors out of the tournament. With music from comedy bands and music from any Legend Of Zelda game, he'll surely defeat anyone who crosses his path. Also, try to look out for his Z-Target Dance.

- Music From The Band Starbomb
(Smash!, The Simple Plot Of Metal Gear, Luigi’s Ballad, etc)
- Music Related To Game Grumps And People Connected To It
(No Nut November, Cool Patrol, Grump It, etc)
- Music From Any Legend Of Zelda Game
(Wind Waker, Majora’s Mask, Four Swords, etc)
- Music By Comedy Bands/Artists (NO OVERLAP)
(Bo Burnham, Flight Of The Conchords, Tenacious D, etc)

Sources:
Karl Cox - BEST ZELDA BEAT EVER!!! (Zelda)
Starbomb - Hero Of Rhyme (Obvious)
Smash Link SFX (Zelda)

BEST Zelda Rap (& Beat) EVER!!

track made by https://soundcloud.com/backscratcher07

BRACKET - BLUE (UNUSED)

FOLLOW OUR FINAL ACCOUNT!!! IT ALL ENDS HERE @mashup-week-the-finals!!!!!
sup hoes. chair here. loser bracket be like 😳😳
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Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. @mashup-week-tournament 
@mashupweekcontinued
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
RayWilliamJohnson
Neil Cicierega
Scott The Woz
Herobrine
Billie Eilish
Snail-Chan

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, DIO Brando, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

Dig Ol' Bick

MASHUP WEEK: Part 3