“an unbreakable bond! mega evolution!”

discord.com/invite/nitekore

vocals by me and @salzuhh
mix by me
prod by @notthesameithink

lyrics

kuribu:
i can tell you see this
i just know you feel this
my head keeps on throbbing
my mind keeps on aching

you told me what you wanted
i gave you what you needed

will you follow me until the end?
well you told me “even after death,”

do we have a『 bond 』?
because without i feel so lost

can you stay with me i’ll give in if you won’t leave

oh come on

is that all i have to show for myself?
if im not mistaken then your not any help

(do you see what follows me?)

(do you see what breaks my heart?)

(why don’t you follow me?)

(i can show you where to start)

Salza:
i tried i tried and we got so far, uh, your really pushin my heart

forget the things we said forget yhe times we had

put all the memories past and go on

i stare in the necklace you gave me
when i met you on that day

and i know when it all goes down itll all fade
to grey

(and it hurt so bad)

(cuz i tried yeah i tried)

(and we got so far)

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⊹ ࣪ ˖ bonds ⋆✧⋆ˎˊ˗ w/salza prod numb

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who worked on this art with Craftersshaft @craftersshaft.

HEROBRINE: So, how is Frank doing?
THEGUY: I just came back from the clinic. He’s doing fine, the doctor said his vitals were normal. Apparently, the negativity from the void did a number on his mental stability as well as outward appearance. 
DIO: Ho! As if the obscene freak’s brain was not destroyed enough!
(Dio and Herobrine chuckle to themselves.)
THEGUY: Fortunately, he’s fine now. Hopefully he’ll be able to return to fight Hero in a few days!
DIO: Just wonderful. You cubic maniac are rather lucky.
HEROBRINE: I  look forward to fighting Frank. I’ve been hoping to square off against him some day. May he heal quickly.
THEGUY: To be honest, it’s nice to hear you guys are concerned for Frank’s welfare, even after cussing everybody out all the time. Especially you guys! Aren’t you supposed to be all evil and stuff?
HEROBRINE: Oh, please, McLastname. Why, he’s been very rude to us all since day 1. The only one he’s probably been nice to is DIO.
DIO: True. Joji speaks Japanese like I do, and we hit it off when we met. However, we are competitors all in one tournament. We are united, and we must look out for each other.
HEROBRINE: Anyway, who is the doctor that is taking care of him? Is it the Medic that Mishka was talking about?
THEGUY: I’m afraid the Medic was busy and couldn’t be reached. However, I did find a guy that actually had a medical license. He’s not the best, but he’ll do.

(Meanwhile, at a nearby clinic, Frank is lying in a hospital bed. A figure looms over him.)
FRANK: Jesus Christ, where am I? I feel horrible…
DR. AMIGO: ¿Es la offkey una amenaza para mi y mi familia?
FRANK: OH MY GOD! MARIO IS GOING TO RAPE MEEEEE! SOMEBODY HELP!

Shake Of The Blocks

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
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This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

It was the night before christmas and all through the hotel
Not a creature was stirring, not one had to yell
Contestants were sleeping wrapped up in their beds
While visions of victory danced in their heads
However one contestant just couldn't get to sleep
It was the puppet Flat Eric who sat without a peep
As he sat there and pondered he couldn't count sheep
Then with a start he jumped from the bed
as up from the rafters a sound reached his head
It was a big jolly laugh that rung out through the night
and with that Flat Eric ran up with delight
On a big red sleigh flying through the air
It was good old St. Nick, laughing without a care!
As he made it to the hotel things went awry
when a sudden attack made him fall from the sky
Flat Eric was horrified and he left right quick
he ran upstairs as fast as he could kick
He makes to the roof where there Santa lay
and as he walks up Santa begins to say
SANTA: Flat Eric my boy I see that you're well
but I have a request, now please don't dwell
SANTA: There in my bag are gifts for all
and those for the ones who from losers they fall
SANTA: My request Flat Eric as simple as can be
is to deliver those presents and fill all with glee!
With a salute a wrow he picked that sack
he had to hurry before the sun came back!
First was to Heavy as big as can be
who got a new gun under his tree
Next was for Geico the wonderful pair
who got some new insurance to treat their cars care
After that were the rooms of the semifinalists two
but since they were gone Eric knew not what to do!
He left the presents by the door even though they were gone
and it was up to Eric to keep moving on
To Scott and Frank, under their tree
a Madden for Scott and a set for Joji!
Next up on the list were Neil and Ray
who got a new guitar and mic for the new Christmas day
For Ke$ha and Barkley the gifts they received;
a new outfit and basketball for this christmas eve
Next on the list were Snail and Herobrine
I wonder what gifts they'd receive this time?
For Hero our winner who we won't forget,
enchanted diamond armor in an entire set!
For Snail-Chan's gift, not exactly a toy
but under her tree she got a brand new game boy!
There was three final names on Santa's list
but unfortunately one them they had acted amiss
For Billie a bike to ride again once more
since chair had stole the trike she had used once before
For Mettaton came a new costume, sublime!
It would be great wear for his next prime time
And lastly for Dio, you know the sitch,
he got coal in his stocking for being a bitch .
With the bag empty Flat Eric was done
he returned to his room cause that was quite fun
As he got into bed, he looked by the door
and saw a gift that hadn't been there before
Within it a CD player to play his new beats
with an album of Quentin Dupieux releases!
And so the story ends as Santa flies without fright
Merry Christmas to all and to all a---
(THEGUY: MEGADEKU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE)
-ALL A GOOD NIGHT MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
(THEGUY: GET OUTTA HERE. BEGONE. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.)

Merry Christmambo!

mashup by gnirobobob @gnirob and lucasetak @lucasetak
art by constipateghgiet @nugman07 an ieslwar @filthy_ass_senpai

SCP-145912
Object class:  S̶a̶f̶e̶ Euclid
Containment procedures: There is almost no need of containment procedures due to the fact that the anomalous track has been taken down. However, all personnel who has worked on SCP-145912 is advised to avoid using the word "what" if possible.
Description: SCP-145912 is a infohazard triggered by whenever a person says the word "what" and knows of a internet tournament called "mashup week". If a person who knows of the tournament says "what" a red distorted figure (SCP-145912-A), similar to comedian Neil ������ appears for approximately 1 second and the voice of the popular youtuber ���tron can be heard saying "what" in an angry fashion (SCP-145912-B). It must be noted that no form of side effects occur long term exposure to these entities.
Discovery: in 20/08/20��, a internet tournament named "mashup week" uploaded a track on �����.com named "what". The track was discovered by Dr. ��Guy, who was a fan of this tournament. The track itself is a "mashup" parodying comedian Neil ������ and one of his popular songs "���". Approximately 1 day after this track's release, Dr. ��Guy started experiencing hallucinations about SCP-145912-A and SCP-145912-B. At first, it was thought that Dr. ��Guy was suffering from schizophrenia, but after further research, it was found that the soundcloud track "what" started causing SCP-145912. Shortly after, the track was removed from sound�����.com and every person who listened to the track recieved class A amnestics.

Bad Baller

TRACK BY IMAGINARYSHADOWS @IMAGINARYSHADOWS AND ART BY CONSTIPATEDNUGGET @NUGMAN07 !!!!!! ITS ALMOST TIME! LOSERS AND INCELS BEWARE BECAUSE I AM GOING TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!

What?! Who let this chair into the tournament?! This fiery piece of furniture is out for vengeance to protect his friend Billie Eilish! As the proud parent of Omega SoundClown, the hirer of hitmen, silencer of incels, and the creator of the Loser's Bracket, who knows what this magical, telekinetic, angsty Ekedalen will do to us all!?!
★Songs about chaos or Final Boss themes
(THE WORLD REVOLVING, Mind in a Program, Rivers In The Desert)
★Songs about chairs, furniture, or sitting
(Music by Cher, Ludacris - She Said, HUMBLE.)
★SONGS FEATURING MUSIC
(yeah thats right incels ive got ALL MUSIC. what are you gonna do about it)

In The Final Aisle

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

tiuthtrargckc by yhyb= cihacuayatuicus armaeamtramema @cactusteam, aryrqtart byy8 tut u utyyy . smimdahityixz  twitter.com/smittz_/ snndnan afenenzosososhfofahf @real-inspector-gadget aweeehheh aehhwahwhrahg khgsHGSHF hfah gjh/JG H

[Tartar, now broken and pieces of himself missing, lays against the rocky beach. The lifeless body was left to rot after the fight with Scott and Herobrine. The sun scorched the phones pieces and goopy body, causing a bit of bleaching.
A man, walking past, notices the broken telephone. Curiously, he walks towards the phone and examines him from a distance. He uses his Reactor Core to make 2 gauntlets for his hands and picks up Tartar.]

???: Bruh, what the hell is this STUFF? 
[The man shakes off some of the goop that got on his arm. He picks up his phone and takes him to Ikea Labs, a sector of Chair's estate.]

[The phone powers on, and starts to speak in its robotic voice. Tartar looks around its new location; it looked like the facility long ago...]
TARTAR: Where am I? A-am I back? Am I really back to-
[An automatic door opens, the man steps out sipping a cup of coffee.]
TONY: It talks? That's something you don't see everyday..
[Tartar looks towards the man. Tartars phone jitters, he couldn't believe it was an actual scientist. Another mind to share knowledge about instead of being surrounded by insolent idiotic beings.]
TARTAR: Are you a scientist!? An actual, intellectual genius to share my great knowledge to??
TONY: I mean, if you call me saving the universe, defeating various supervillains AND getting an epic gamer win, then yes I am a scientist.
TARTAR: awehhhhuh??
TONY: My name is Tony Stark CEO of Stark Industries, and what in Thor's name are you?
TARTAR: I am the great Tartar! An AI programmed by the brilliant professor over..... 12,000 years ago!
TONY: 12,000 years!? How on Earth are you even still running? Speaking of which, what is that goop?
TARTAR: Oh, this? It is the mixture of unworthy lifeforms that I decided to create into the supreme DNA!
TONY: ....what are these "unworthy lifeforms?"
TARTAR: Ugh, that puny inkling and octoling races. I was willing to give them a chance to share my knowledge, but then I saw the pointless wars, their....repulsing evolution... Don't even get me started on their....their...
TONY: Come on, boomer, spit it out.
TARTAR: Their obsession with FASHION! And the meaningless turf wars they play! I was digusted, horrified that the race that evolved from the great humans went to utter garbage! I decided to create a new prime directive to myself after coming to the conclusion that these races were not able to understand my knowledge.
TONY: ...And what was this new prime directive...?
TARTAR: To destroy their world with my supreme DNA, and start brand new with a race that would be the ultimate lifeform! It would've been glorious...until that test subject 10,008 destroyed my work and ruined everything.
[Tony was shocked, but not scared. He's seen many other galactic villains do things similar to this. He knew Thanos wanted to wipe out half the universe... but he at least had power. This AI no longer seems to have any power himself, but he was intrigued what it knows.]

[TO BE CONCLUDED...]

911 / Play Phone

BIFF: Look at the bright side, Garfield. At least your one dial away from switching to GEICO!
NEIL: Suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up. It's Garfield the Cat, and he says "Wazzup?"
GARFIELD: (SIGH... Can we PLEASE go now, Jon?)
JON: 🎵Shake your paw... Wag that tail! 🎵
GARFIELD: (God.)

This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, Brugman58 @brugman58, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Showdowns And Highways

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: The Mambo Must Move On
FROM: Lou Bega

Hey there. Sorry to interrupt you, Boss- e-er- I mean, Mr. Chair. However, I'm afraid that me and John will be seeing ourselves out. With us out of the job, there's no real reason to keep the mambo ALIVE here. But I won't lie, working with you has been a rewarding experience. I still find it so hard to believe that so many people value the ScatHat mambo... It brings a tear to my eye. I know it's sad to see so many good people go, but the thing with life is that it just goes on. It's a beautiful thing to watch someone grow overtime. And like any good mambo, it's the buildup that leads to the best part. So thank you for everything. And who knows what fate has in store for us. We just might see each other again. May the mambo live on. Anyways, uh... oh? You wanna leave a message too? Go ahead, man.

...My seated friend, we are one with the swing. Thank you all for joining me in this celebration. Good night.

This final track was made by Toothnt @toothnt_the_second, with final art by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget.

A Callback to Scatman and Hatman's greatest hits.
★ Vincent Mashups - Scat Digger
★ WholePunch - Everybody's Jam
★ CactusTeam - Scatman and Slam-Chan
★ TheGuy - Merry Christmambo!
★ Velamy - Scattin' Fire
★ Vvsvlogs - Star Mambo HD
★ Vincent Mashups - Victory! Scatman & Hatman

Stay Jammin, Lou Bega and John Larkin. May the music guide you through the sands of time.

One More Jam

Song by: @david0mario

Soft Fuzzy Man

-Music by Neil Cicierega
-Songs from ghost-related media
-Songs about toxicity
-Music from sky and air levels in video games

Examples:

-Two Trucks, BRODYQUEST, The Ultimate Showdown
-OFF, Luigi's Mansion, Ghostbusters
-STFU by Pink Guy, Fuck You by CeeLo Green, Toxicity by System of a Down
-Sky Sanctuary, Sky Theme (SMB3), Bubbly Clouds

Songs used:
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone
Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away

Rave Story Rejects

Touch-Tone MIlkyWay

FOLLOW OUR FINAL ACCOUNT!!! IT ALL ENDS HERE @mashup-week-the-finals!!!!!
sup hoes. chair here. loser bracket be like 😳😳
If you want to submit mashups or want to chat with our staff, visit our Discord! discord.gg/3Q7ucV4
Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. @mashup-week-tournament 
@mashupweekcontinued
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
RayWilliamJohnson
Neil Cicierega
Scott The Woz
Herobrine
Billie Eilish
Snail-Chan

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, DIO Brando, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

MASHUP WEEK: Part 3