mario_brothers_wild_adventure_.mp3

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who worked on this art with Craftersshaft @craftersshaft.

HEROBRINE: So, how is Frank doing?
THEGUY: I just came back from the clinic. He’s doing fine, the doctor said his vitals were normal. Apparently, the negativity from the void did a number on his mental stability as well as outward appearance. 
DIO: Ho! As if the obscene freak’s brain was not destroyed enough!
(Dio and Herobrine chuckle to themselves.)
THEGUY: Fortunately, he’s fine now. Hopefully he’ll be able to return to fight Hero in a few days!
DIO: Just wonderful. You cubic maniac are rather lucky.
HEROBRINE: I  look forward to fighting Frank. I’ve been hoping to square off against him some day. May he heal quickly.
THEGUY: To be honest, it’s nice to hear you guys are concerned for Frank’s welfare, even after cussing everybody out all the time. Especially you guys! Aren’t you supposed to be all evil and stuff?
HEROBRINE: Oh, please, McLastname. Why, he’s been very rude to us all since day 1. The only one he’s probably been nice to is DIO.
DIO: True. Joji speaks Japanese like I do, and we hit it off when we met. However, we are competitors all in one tournament. We are united, and we must look out for each other.
HEROBRINE: Anyway, who is the doctor that is taking care of him? Is it the Medic that Mishka was talking about?
THEGUY: I’m afraid the Medic was busy and couldn’t be reached. However, I did find a guy that actually had a medical license. He’s not the best, but he’ll do.

(Meanwhile, at a nearby clinic, Frank is lying in a hospital bed. A figure looms over him.)
FRANK: Jesus Christ, where am I? I feel horrible…
DR. AMIGO: ¿Es la offkey una amenaza para mi y mi familia?
FRANK: OH MY GOD! MARIO IS GOING TO RAPE MEEEEE! SOMEBODY HELP!

Shake Of The Blocks

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
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This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

It was the night before christmas and all through the hotel
Not a creature was stirring, not one had to yell
Contestants were sleeping wrapped up in their beds
While visions of victory danced in their heads
However one contestant just couldn't get to sleep
It was the puppet Flat Eric who sat without a peep
As he sat there and pondered he couldn't count sheep
Then with a start he jumped from the bed
as up from the rafters a sound reached his head
It was a big jolly laugh that rung out through the night
and with that Flat Eric ran up with delight
On a big red sleigh flying through the air
It was good old St. Nick, laughing without a care!
As he made it to the hotel things went awry
when a sudden attack made him fall from the sky
Flat Eric was horrified and he left right quick
he ran upstairs as fast as he could kick
He makes to the roof where there Santa lay
and as he walks up Santa begins to say
SANTA: Flat Eric my boy I see that you're well
but I have a request, now please don't dwell
SANTA: There in my bag are gifts for all
and those for the ones who from losers they fall
SANTA: My request Flat Eric as simple as can be
is to deliver those presents and fill all with glee!
With a salute a wrow he picked that sack
he had to hurry before the sun came back!
First was to Heavy as big as can be
who got a new gun under his tree
Next was for Geico the wonderful pair
who got some new insurance to treat their cars care
After that were the rooms of the semifinalists two
but since they were gone Eric knew not what to do!
He left the presents by the door even though they were gone
and it was up to Eric to keep moving on
To Scott and Frank, under their tree
a Madden for Scott and a set for Joji!
Next up on the list were Neil and Ray
who got a new guitar and mic for the new Christmas day
For Ke$ha and Barkley the gifts they received;
a new outfit and basketball for this christmas eve
Next on the list were Snail and Herobrine
I wonder what gifts they'd receive this time?
For Hero our winner who we won't forget,
enchanted diamond armor in an entire set!
For Snail-Chan's gift, not exactly a toy
but under her tree she got a brand new game boy!
There was three final names on Santa's list
but unfortunately one them they had acted amiss
For Billie a bike to ride again once more
since chair had stole the trike she had used once before
For Mettaton came a new costume, sublime!
It would be great wear for his next prime time
And lastly for Dio, you know the sitch,
he got coal in his stocking for being a bitch .
With the bag empty Flat Eric was done
he returned to his room cause that was quite fun
As he got into bed, he looked by the door
and saw a gift that hadn't been there before
Within it a CD player to play his new beats
with an album of Quentin Dupieux releases!
And so the story ends as Santa flies without fright
Merry Christmas to all and to all a---
(THEGUY: MEGADEKU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE)
-ALL A GOOD NIGHT MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
(THEGUY: GET OUTTA HERE. BEGONE. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.)

Merry Christmambo!

NEIL: Woah, MORE angry people? This fight is bananas! 
(B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S!!)
FATMAN SCOOP: THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME, PENCIL HEADASS?!
SNAIL-CHAN: We've dealt with pushovers like you before. Bring it on!
FATMAN SCOOP: EY GIGI!! YOU GET THAT SNAIL FUCKA RIGHT THERE. I'M BOUTTA CURB STOMP THIS THIN LOSER!!
GIGI: Ab, Ab, Bay, BOP 'EM!!!!

What in the world is going on here? Neil and Snail-Chan have to stop a black and white outline and a loudmouth rapper from shaking this tournament to the ground. How long can Chair's faith in this absurd duo last against an alien girl and the Lemon Demon? Listen in and find out!

This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second with art by Perfectø @perfecto-630732531. Stay Jammin!

My Kitties

no there arent two hat kids this isnt lore
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Which victory theme will you vote for? Will it be CactusTeam's (@cactusteam) perfect combination or WholePunch's (@whole-punch) elegant simplicity? Winner gets absolutely nothing

Guest starring TheHolyT-Bo @theholytbo, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, and MegaDeku @megadeku.

Victory! - Hat Kid (Epic Mix)

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.

★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

This track was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second, and DIO's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Dragula's Proud Scientist

MICHAEL: I'm Michael Jordan. Mashup Week has given me this time to talk to you on Charles Barkley's behalf about something we all love. Music. Music the reason Mashup Week invited characters like Barkley here to make mashups for the world to hear. And hopefully, he delivered just that.
BARKLEY: SLAM!!
MICHAEL: Think about this: Many of you out there listening to Space Jam mashups are under 18. Do you realize that at 18, you have lived only 1/4th of your life? When you aren't jamming out to some slappin' Quad City mashups, you're only cheating yourself out of the chance to find out who you really can be, and believe me, if you've enjoyed Barkley's mashups, you can just about be anything you want to be.
BARKLEY: JAM!!
MICHAEL: Listen, you got at least 3/4ths of your life to go. That's three more Mashup Week accounts to you. So don't blow it. Enjoy some onbeat, on key Space Jam mashups. If you aren't, stop it. Get some help. Charles Barkley wants to thank you all for your love, and for giving him a chance. So he wants to return the favor. A chance to find out all the wonderful things you really can be. And so do I.

AARON CARTER: Aaaaaand we're good! 
MICHAEL: That's great news. Thanks for having me on. How you doin' Barkley?
BARKLEY: That was astounding, Michael. Thank you for that eloquently written speech.
AARON CARTER: uuuuHHHHH THE AUDIO LOG'S STILL RECORDING
BARKLEY: I-I MEAN UH- UH--- HEY, Y-YOU!! WHATCHA GON' DO?!!??!!
AARON CARTER: HIT IT

This final track was made by WholePunch @whole-punch with art by ChrilvaBrunner www.youtube.com/channel/UC4hH5KDotgrpaWuF6885mJw.

A callback to Barkley's jamniest moments.
★ WholePunch - Horny Old Baller
★ MS360 - Sofi Needs to Jam
★ vvsvlogs - Space Treasure
★ TheGuy - SLAM OF SLAMS!!!!!!
★ PulsarMashups - I Believe I Can Hoop
★ Gnirob - Aaron's Slam Jam
★ ImaginaryShadows - Kobe Hoops 3-On-3
★ WholePunch - Jordan
★ vvsvlogs - Stop the Woz
★ El Senva - Ballin'
★ Toothn't - Sunset Jam
★ TheHolyT-Bo - How I Beat Pink Guy
★ Gnirob & LucasetaK - Bad Baller
★ CactusTeam - Scatman and Slam-Chan
★ TheGuy - Victory! Quad City Barkley

BRACKET A: Round 4
Neil Cicierega absolutely crushes Barkley. (71.22% -28.78%)
LOSERS: Round 2
Quad City Barkley narrowly beats the werewolf Ke$ha. (53.48% - 46.52%)
LOSERS 2: Round 2
Barkley is absolutely demolished by Scott the Woz, earning the lowest  percents in all of Mashup Week. (82.65% - 17.35%)

Stay Jammin, Barkley. Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright?
https://www.spacejam.com

Your Mother Got Dunked On!!!!!!

[GEICO Commercial Division]
[August 30, 2019]

CAMEL: And then I said, "Mike! You will not BELIEVE what day it is." Guess what I said! Go on, guess!!
PINOCCHIO: Lemme guess... "Hump Dayyy-
CAMEL: HUMP DAYYYYYYYYY!! HAHAHA!!
MARTIN: Yes, well, you certainly have the enthusiasm. We'll call you back if there's an opening available.
CAMEL: Call me on Wednesday. I'm ONLY available on a Wednesday.
MARTIN: Yep. Gotcha.
PINOCCHIO: NEXT!!
[As the Camel walks out of the room, an old man walks in.]
MARTIN: Name, please.
BIFF: Hello, it's me. That guy that kind of looks like your grandfather. But you can call me Biff.
PINOCCHIO: Hold on... "Biff"... Ooooh! I remember you! Yeah! You're from that one commer- ... Oh. You're from THAT commercial.
MARTIN: Wait a minute, you mean that dancing Grandpa commercial? I actually quite liked that one.
BIFF: Yeah, it's me. Now, I understand my last commercial was... a bit of a train wreck.
PINOCCHIO: Or in this case, a car crash.
BIFF: Heh... yeah... But, uh, I was wondering if maybe... JUST maybe... I could have another shot...?
PINOCCHIO: N-
MARTIN: (AHEM) Uh, i-if you don't mind, I'd like to have a word with my partner for a moment.
BIFF: Go ahead.
[Martin and Pinocchio step out of the room.]
PINOCCHIO: MARTIN. Out of everyone in this building, we CANNOT let THAT GUY back in here!! Not after that AWFUL commercial.
MARTIN: Say what you want, Pinocchio, but I admire the man. He was one of the greats at his prime! Very wise, very bold, precise... EXACTLY what we're looking for, might I add.
PINOCCHIO: WELL- I-I... UH... I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM, OKAY?!
[Pinocchio's nose grows.]
MARTIN: ...
PINOCCHIO: ... HMPH. FINE!! BUT I AIN'T WORKING IN THIS BRANCH NO MORE!! I'M moving to the WOODCHUCK's Department!!
MARTIN: N-No wait I don't think tha-
[Before Martin could finish his sentence, Pinocchio marches into the room next door. The sound of screaming and two woodchucks chuckling can be heard from the other side. Martin walks back into the room with Biff.]
BIFF: So uh... Am I in the clear?
[Martin smiles.]
MARTIN: Everything checks up, old man.
BIFF: Epic. So... what exactly was the position for?
MARTIN: Well, it's less of a position, really...

It's more like an invitation...

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown with art by Checking @user-344676715.

A callback to Geico's lifesaving benefits.
★ Vincent Mashups - Cursed Insurance
★ Ieslar - Initial G
★ CactusTeam - Undying Savings
★ MS360 - I'm Not Your Junior, I'm Your Senior
★ Gnirob - Shut Up and Save: The Final Push
★ Gnirob - Sexy Grandpa Party Rockers
★ Toothn't - Heat Haze Power Car
★ TheGuy - Push Me (Shuffle Type 4)
★ KryptoDigital - Driving 2 Woo Hoo
★ Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards the Endgame
★ Kleptomato - As Your Grandpa I Expressly Forbid It
★ CactusTeam - Driving Like An ALL/STAR
★ TheGuy - Are We There Yet?
★ TheGuy - In The Hot Seat
★ TheGuy - Kart and Payload Insurance
★ WholePunch - Life is a Big City
★ vvsvlogs - Into the Highway
★ ImaginaryShadows - Showdowns and Highways
★ Gnirob - A Sexy Parked Car Nightmare
★ Gnirob & TheGuy - A Fairly Faithful Time
★ Vincent Mashups - Victory! Geico Gaming

BRACKET A: Round 3
In a close match, Geico defeats Ke$ha. (54.45% - 45.55%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 2
Geico illegitimately defeats Neil Cicierega by a single vote. (50.19% - 49.81%)
SEMIFINALS: Round 1
Geico Gaming beats Lord Farquaad. (55.49% - 44.51%)
FINALS:
In a tense final match, Geico gets a miraculous 15%. (15.07% - 42.12% - 42.81%)

Stay Jammin, Geico Gaming. May your victories serve as a wonderful reminder of how much we can save.

Cadillac Memory

The penultimate track. An arrangement by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and BriPM @bri-pm. <3 <3

"Every contestant was ranked based on placement finish in the bracket, and then within that based on vote percentage, as an average between the contestant's vote percentages in each of the matches they participated in. Hat Kid and Lord Farquaad, who did not end up being put into the loser's bracket, were put in the same placement category as Neil Cicierega, as that would reflect their placement if they did end up going into it. 
Please note that the top three contestants' average percentages are somewhat lower due to the finals being a 1v1v1, leaving each of them to get lower-than-average vote percentages in that match."
    ~ Plasman and the Calculation Team

"As much as you may believe a character was robbed or got farther than they deserved, everyone here did their best. Not just in the fighting ring, but from the artists and music submitting perspective. Perhaps your main started in an unfortunate position. Perhaps the bracket itself was arranged terribly. Perhaps you're disappointed with  the winners and losers. For any of these mistakes, I apologize. But please keep in mind; this is all in good fun. Win or lose, this tournament was an amazing way to meet new friends and listen to some incredible music. 
This entire experience has made me a better and happier person and I love you all. Thank you for everything and for being a part of this community. It's been a wild ride, but Stay jammin', fellas."
     ~ TheGuy, CEO of Weekyard Enterprises

the final results

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Funni Monke Team

-Music related to Mothers, or the Mother Series
-Songs from Youtube Vs. Battles
-Music from Monkey related media
-Songs relating to Comedy YouTubers

Examples:

-Pollyanna, Doin’ Your Mom, Unfounded Revenge
-Thanos Beatbox, Obama Vs. Mitt Romney
-Donkey Kong Country games, Bloons TD, Super Monkey Ball
-Smosh, Bill Wurtz, Hot Dad

Songs used:
Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom (Moms)
YO MAMA - THEME SONG (Moms)
FAttY SPiNS - Doin' Your Mom (Moms)
David Wise - Donkey Kong Country Theme (Monkeys)

Stalkin' Yo MAMA!

FOLLOW OUR FINAL ACCOUNT!!! IT ALL ENDS HERE @mashup-week-the-finals!!!!!
sup hoes. chair here. loser bracket be like 😳😳
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Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
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@mashupweekcontinued
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
RayWilliamJohnson
Neil Cicierega
Scott The Woz
Herobrine
Billie Eilish
Snail-Chan

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, DIO Brando, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

Shake Of The Blocks

MASHUP WEEK: Part 3