Heimweh

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
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This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

It was the night before christmas and all through the hotel
Not a creature was stirring, not one had to yell
Contestants were sleeping wrapped up in their beds
While visions of victory danced in their heads
However one contestant just couldn't get to sleep
It was the puppet Flat Eric who sat without a peep
As he sat there and pondered he couldn't count sheep
Then with a start he jumped from the bed
as up from the rafters a sound reached his head
It was a big jolly laugh that rung out through the night
and with that Flat Eric ran up with delight
On a big red sleigh flying through the air
It was good old St. Nick, laughing without a care!
As he made it to the hotel things went awry
when a sudden attack made him fall from the sky
Flat Eric was horrified and he left right quick
he ran upstairs as fast as he could kick
He makes to the roof where there Santa lay
and as he walks up Santa begins to say
SANTA: Flat Eric my boy I see that you're well
but I have a request, now please don't dwell
SANTA: There in my bag are gifts for all
and those for the ones who from losers they fall
SANTA: My request Flat Eric as simple as can be
is to deliver those presents and fill all with glee!
With a salute a wrow he picked that sack
he had to hurry before the sun came back!
First was to Heavy as big as can be
who got a new gun under his tree
Next was for Geico the wonderful pair
who got some new insurance to treat their cars care
After that were the rooms of the semifinalists two
but since they were gone Eric knew not what to do!
He left the presents by the door even though they were gone
and it was up to Eric to keep moving on
To Scott and Frank, under their tree
a Madden for Scott and a set for Joji!
Next up on the list were Neil and Ray
who got a new guitar and mic for the new Christmas day
For Ke$ha and Barkley the gifts they received;
a new outfit and basketball for this christmas eve
Next on the list were Snail and Herobrine
I wonder what gifts they'd receive this time?
For Hero our winner who we won't forget,
enchanted diamond armor in an entire set!
For Snail-Chan's gift, not exactly a toy
but under her tree she got a brand new game boy!
There was three final names on Santa's list
but unfortunately one them they had acted amiss
For Billie a bike to ride again once more
since chair had stole the trike she had used once before
For Mettaton came a new costume, sublime!
It would be great wear for his next prime time
And lastly for Dio, you know the sitch,
he got coal in his stocking for being a bitch .
With the bag empty Flat Eric was done
he returned to his room cause that was quite fun
As he got into bed, he looked by the door
and saw a gift that hadn't been there before
Within it a CD player to play his new beats
with an album of Quentin Dupieux releases!
And so the story ends as Santa flies without fright
Merry Christmas to all and to all a---
(THEGUY: MEGADEKU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE)
-ALL A GOOD NIGHT MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
(THEGUY: GET OUTTA HERE. BEGONE. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.)

Merry Christmambo!

SCOTT: Sorry pal, but I'm not a basketball guy. I am a virgin though!
BARKLEY: JAM ON IT! (And you think I couldn't tell with that copy of Madden '08 you own?)
SCOTT: THAT'S IT! KONY!
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Let's get ready to rumble! Tonight we have a true battle of sports; basketball vs real Madden football! Who is cool enough for Dick Vitale's awesome seal of a approval, and who will be sent back to the gaiden? Cast your votes now!
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This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second with art by Can We Beat 5 Kids @beat5kids. Stay Jammin!

Sunset Jam

SCOTT: Wow, fighting a Minecraft creepypasta? At this rate I might get enough Virgin Points to sell me out of bankruptcy!
HEROBRINE: Patch Notes: Added "Terminal Illness" to Scott_Wozniak.
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Hey all! Tonight we have a match between two of gaming's greatest icons; Herobrine, the mythical cubic traveller and Scott Wozniak, master of Wiiware and all things Madden. Who will win this free for all, and who will be getting three-stock'ed? Cast your vote now!
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This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second and Gnirob @gnirob, with art by ChrilvaBrunner https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4hH5KDotgrpaWuF6885mJw! Stay Jammin!

Koopa? Aw Man...

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

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[Tartar, now broken and pieces of himself missing, lays against the rocky beach. The lifeless body was left to rot after the fight with Scott and Herobrine. The sun scorched the phones pieces and goopy body, causing a bit of bleaching.
A man, walking past, notices the broken telephone. Curiously, he walks towards the phone and examines him from a distance. He uses his Reactor Core to make 2 gauntlets for his hands and picks up Tartar.]

???: Bruh, what the hell is this STUFF? 
[The man shakes off some of the goop that got on his arm. He picks up his phone and takes him to Ikea Labs, a sector of Chair's estate.]

[The phone powers on, and starts to speak in its robotic voice. Tartar looks around its new location; it looked like the facility long ago...]
TARTAR: Where am I? A-am I back? Am I really back to-
[An automatic door opens, the man steps out sipping a cup of coffee.]
TONY: It talks? That's something you don't see everyday..
[Tartar looks towards the man. Tartars phone jitters, he couldn't believe it was an actual scientist. Another mind to share knowledge about instead of being surrounded by insolent idiotic beings.]
TARTAR: Are you a scientist!? An actual, intellectual genius to share my great knowledge to??
TONY: I mean, if you call me saving the universe, defeating various supervillains AND getting an epic gamer win, then yes I am a scientist.
TARTAR: awehhhhuh??
TONY: My name is Tony Stark CEO of Stark Industries, and what in Thor's name are you?
TARTAR: I am the great Tartar! An AI programmed by the brilliant professor over..... 12,000 years ago!
TONY: 12,000 years!? How on Earth are you even still running? Speaking of which, what is that goop?
TARTAR: Oh, this? It is the mixture of unworthy lifeforms that I decided to create into the supreme DNA!
TONY: ....what are these "unworthy lifeforms?"
TARTAR: Ugh, that puny inkling and octoling races. I was willing to give them a chance to share my knowledge, but then I saw the pointless wars, their....repulsing evolution... Don't even get me started on their....their...
TONY: Come on, boomer, spit it out.
TARTAR: Their obsession with FASHION! And the meaningless turf wars they play! I was digusted, horrified that the race that evolved from the great humans went to utter garbage! I decided to create a new prime directive to myself after coming to the conclusion that these races were not able to understand my knowledge.
TONY: ...And what was this new prime directive...?
TARTAR: To destroy their world with my supreme DNA, and start brand new with a race that would be the ultimate lifeform! It would've been glorious...until that test subject 10,008 destroyed my work and ruined everything.
[Tony was shocked, but not scared. He's seen many other galactic villains do things similar to this. He knew Thanos wanted to wipe out half the universe... but he at least had power. This AI no longer seems to have any power himself, but he was intrigued what it knows.]

[TO BE CONCLUDED...]

911 / Play Phone

BIFF: Look at the bright side, Garfield. At least your one dial away from switching to GEICO!
NEIL: Suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up. It's Garfield the Cat, and he says "Wazzup?"
GARFIELD: (SIGH... Can we PLEASE go now, Jon?)
JON: 🎵Shake your paw... Wag that tail! 🎵
GARFIELD: (God.)

This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, Brugman58 @brugman58, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Showdowns And Highways

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.

★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

This track was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second, and DIO's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Dragula's Proud Scientist

NEIL: No hard feelings about last time, right?
FATMAN: YEAH, WE'RE COOL. WE WERE ACTING WAY OUTTA LINE! GET IT?! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHH
SNAIL: Nice. Anyways, let's go out for a cappuccino, for old times sake!
GIGI: Wop.

This HD Remake of sorts was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second with art by Perfecto @perfectoelecto. Stay Jammin!

Pink Recess

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: CODENAME [S.E.N.D.O.F.F.]
FROM: The Haltmann Works Company

[HALTMANN'S ARCHIVE]
FILE-???
The following is a pre-recorded message from [Susie Haltmann] on [April 9th, 2020].

Is this on? Hello, Chair Incorporated. I'm sure you're very aware of the recent decline in bosses, as many are packing their bags and seeking newer experiences. That is unfortunately the other reason I am making this recording. Our employers are cutting all ties to Chair Inc, as it is no longer a recognizable identity. I, however, wanted to personally apologize to you and your condition. It's not on contract for me to disclose any form of empathy to a client, but I... can't help but feel bad. I personally wish you a full recovery. I'd send you a gift basket on behalf of the company, but I'm afraid it's against our policy to have a heart as a heartless corporation. Farewell, Mr. Chair. And thank you for your kindness.
Ciao!
[End transmission. Sending bill...]

This track was made by MoonageDream @moonagedream with art by https://twitter.com/WaluigiWEH.

A Callback to the Haltmann Works Company's finest moments.
★ TheGuy - Metallic Mania
★ TheGuy and Mr. 404 - Vs. The Wicked Secretary
★ Tootn't - Susie Feels Good
★ ImaginaryShadows - sacred square 08
★ El Senva - Making the Cut!
★ ImaginaryShadows - Hip Hop Hyness
★ TheGuy - Victory! Susie

Stay Jammin, Susie. Enjoy your savage destruction.

Out Of Touch With This Metropolis

FOLLOW OUR FINAL ACCOUNT!!! IT ALL ENDS HERE @mashup-week-the-finals!!!!!
sup hoes. chair here. loser bracket be like 😳😳
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Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. @mashup-week-tournament 
@mashupweekcontinued
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
RayWilliamJohnson
Neil Cicierega
Scott The Woz
Herobrine
Billie Eilish
Snail-Chan

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, DIO Brando, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

Sunset Jam

MASHUP WEEK: Part 3