music by zona @greenteazona. art by fenzo @real-inspector-gadget.

(The Mashup Week Final Results are being prepared. Draculoaf and Eustace are seen walking with Robert away from the Weekyard and towards Eustace's truck. Robert stands alone in the flower field, staring at the ground.)
EUSTACE: Lousy no good music thing-a-ma-jig, wasting my time... And for what? NOTHING! No money, one rap mashup, NOTHING!!
DRACULOAF: ... Hey, uh, Mr. Bagge. Do you think the boy is... okay?
EUSTACE: Don't know. Don't care.
DRACULOAF: Have a heart, Mr. Bagge! Something could be seriously wrong.
(Suddenly, Robert begins to float into the air.)
DRACULOAF: R-Robert?? Vhat are you doing?
ROBERT: ...
(Eustace's expression changes.)
EUSTACE: ... Y-You get back here, young man!! That's an order!!
ROBERT: ...
(Robert's body begins to glow.)
ROBERT: Bigweld と性交しますか？それについて考えてください。彼と一緒に彼の車に乗り込み、彼をあなたの家に連れて行って、それから彼にあなたのタイトな嫌いな人（基本的に半分）を性交させ、彼があなたの周りにWD40に夢中になるまで彼の大きな太ったロボペニスをなでます。次に、2人はWD40に浸したシートで眠りに落ちます。朝、あなたは彼に目を覚まし、再びお尻であなたをクソします。 「あなたが何を作ったとしても、あなたを輝かせます;）」。彼は、彼の完璧な脂っこいWD40が出てくるまで、彼をロバで性交させました。彼はあなたを片付けることさえせずに、あなたに服を着せ、家に追いやります。
【﻿Ｉ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｇｏ．　２１　ｆｕｎｎｅ．　Ｇｏｏｄｂｙｅ】
(Within seconds, Robert's body explodes into pure light energy. Where he stood remains a single tree sapling. Everything is silent for a while.)
EUSTACE: ...
DRACULOAF: ... Farevell, Robert...
EUSTACE: Welp... that settles that... poor kid.
DRACULOAF: He certainly was a funny little lad.

EUSTACE: Anyhoo, do you still need a place to crash now that your castle's been sold?
DRACULOAF: Oh! I vas looking for a new cursed abode. Perhaps your Nowhere home can provide! Ah ah ah ah!
EUSTACE: Yeah... yeah... you're not allergic to dogs, are you?
(The passenger door slams as the truck drives off into the distance.)

Despicable Whisper

FOLLOW OUR FINAL FINAL ACCOUNT!!!! @mashup-week-ending

If you want to submit mashups or want to chat with our staff, visit our Discord! discord.gg/3Q7ucV4
Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. 
@mashup-week-tournament
@mashupweekcontinued
@mashup-week-losersbracket
@mashup-week-the-finals
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
Scott The Woz

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, RayWilliamJohnson, Neil Cicierega, DIO Brando, Herobrine, Billie Eilish, Snail-Chan, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

08/10/2025
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZKON6eek6fD6w-qRXeXhVPr6luKWLOItBy7G3uwOqM/edit?usp=drivesdk
I love yall

Despicable Whisper

MASHUP WEEK: Part 5