This remix samples "girl$" by Dom Dolla and contains a melody inspired by "The Spot" by ARTBAT & JOA.

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Blackpink - Jump (Sakalem Remix)

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
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This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

MashupRune's art and concept was created by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob (with Smash Mouth vocals by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown). Stay Jammin!

BILLIE: ... my lord.
???: Ah, my little lotus on an evening's afternoon! I trust you've taken care of those ruffians as I've commanded?
BILLIE: ... well...
???: ... Well what is it then? Out with it, now.
BILLIE: i didn't.
???: WHAT?
BILLIE: these people... they've shown me compassion and kindness... unlike anything i've EVER really experienced... i can't bring myself to hurt them.
???: ... So, it's treason, then. After EVERYTHING we've worked so hard to achieve. Even with the PORTAL in place. You cannot bring yourself to stop these traitorous vermin?
KE$HA: Leave her alone.
???: Ah... the calvary has arrived! And in perfect timing, too.
BILLIE: ...
???: You were JUST about to witness me gather the last piece of the HEART I need!!
BILLIE: u-ugh!!
HAT KID: YOU BUT HER DOWN, YOU CREEP!!
RWJ: Yeah! That's our friend!!
???: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA!!! Then it's decided!! We duel for the girl. Winner wins her over.
RWJ: Deal.
KE$HA: Let's make the most of this fight, everyone!!
HAT KID: Bang, BANG, BANG!!
???: TRY IF YOU MIGHT, FOOLISH JAMMERSMITHS...

FARQUAAD: ONLY SHOOTING STARS CAN BREAK THE MOLD.

Freek'n Picture Chaos

NEIL: Woah, MORE angry people? This fight is bananas! 
(B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S!!)
FATMAN SCOOP: THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME, PENCIL HEADASS?!
SNAIL-CHAN: We've dealt with pushovers like you before. Bring it on!
FATMAN SCOOP: EY GIGI!! YOU GET THAT SNAIL FUCKA RIGHT THERE. I'M BOUTTA CURB STOMP THIS THIN LOSER!!
GIGI: Ab, Ab, Bay, BOP 'EM!!!!

What in the world is going on here? Neil and Snail-Chan have to stop a black and white outline and a loudmouth rapper from shaking this tournament to the ground. How long can Chair's faith in this absurd duo last against an alien girl and the Lemon Demon? Listen in and find out!

This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second with art by Perfectø @perfecto-630732531. Stay Jammin!

My Kitties

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(See You Again, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Forza, Street Fighter, Fortnite)
This art and mashup were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with help from Smittz  twitter.com/smittz_/. Stay Jammin!

Push Me (Shuffle Type 4)

music by zona @greenteazona. art by fenzo @real-inspector-gadget.

(The Mashup Week Final Results are being prepared. Draculoaf and Eustace are seen walking with Robert away from the Weekyard and towards Eustace's truck. Robert stands alone in the flower field, staring at the ground.)
EUSTACE: Lousy no good music thing-a-ma-jig, wasting my time... And for what? NOTHING! No money, one rap mashup, NOTHING!!
DRACULOAF: ... Hey, uh, Mr. Bagge. Do you think the boy is... okay?
EUSTACE: Don't know. Don't care.
DRACULOAF: Have a heart, Mr. Bagge! Something could be seriously wrong.
(Suddenly, Robert begins to float into the air.)
DRACULOAF: R-Robert?? Vhat are you doing?
ROBERT: ...
(Eustace's expression changes.)
EUSTACE: ... Y-You get back here, young man!! That's an order!!
ROBERT: ...
(Robert's body begins to glow.)
ROBERT: Bigweld と性交しますか？それについて考えてください。彼と一緒に彼の車に乗り込み、彼をあなたの家に連れて行って、それから彼にあなたのタイトな嫌いな人（基本的に半分）を性交させ、彼があなたの周りにWD40に夢中になるまで彼の大きな太ったロボペニスをなでます。次に、2人はWD40に浸したシートで眠りに落ちます。朝、あなたは彼に目を覚まし、再びお尻であなたをクソします。 「あなたが何を作ったとしても、あなたを輝かせます;）」。彼は、彼の完璧な脂っこいWD40が出てくるまで、彼をロバで性交させました。彼はあなたを片付けることさえせずに、あなたに服を着せ、家に追いやります。
【﻿Ｉ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｇｏ．　２１　ｆｕｎｎｅ．　Ｇｏｏｄｂｙｅ】
(Within seconds, Robert's body explodes into pure light energy. Where he stood remains a single tree sapling. Everything is silent for a while.)
EUSTACE: ...
DRACULOAF: ... Farevell, Robert...
EUSTACE: Welp... that settles that... poor kid.
DRACULOAF: He certainly was a funny little lad.

EUSTACE: Anyhoo, do you still need a place to crash now that your castle's been sold?
DRACULOAF: Oh! I vas looking for a new cursed abode. Perhaps your Nowhere home can provide! Ah ah ah ah!
EUSTACE: Yeah... yeah... you're not allergic to dogs, are you?
(The passenger door slams as the truck drives off into the distance.)

Despicable Whisper

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: CODENAME [S.E.N.D.O.F.F.]
FROM: The Haltmann Works Company

[HALTMANN'S ARCHIVE]
FILE-???
The following is a pre-recorded message from [Susie Haltmann] on [April 9th, 2020].

Is this on? Hello, Chair Incorporated. I'm sure you're very aware of the recent decline in bosses, as many are packing their bags and seeking newer experiences. That is unfortunately the other reason I am making this recording. Our employers are cutting all ties to Chair Inc, as it is no longer a recognizable identity. I, however, wanted to personally apologize to you and your condition. It's not on contract for me to disclose any form of empathy to a client, but I... can't help but feel bad. I personally wish you a full recovery. I'd send you a gift basket on behalf of the company, but I'm afraid it's against our policy to have a heart as a heartless corporation. Farewell, Mr. Chair. And thank you for your kindness.
Ciao!
[End transmission. Sending bill...]

This track was made by MoonageDream @moonagedream with art by https://twitter.com/WaluigiWEH.

A Callback to the Haltmann Works Company's finest moments.
★ TheGuy - Metallic Mania
★ TheGuy and Mr. 404 - Vs. The Wicked Secretary
★ Tootn't - Susie Feels Good
★ ImaginaryShadows - sacred square 08
★ El Senva - Making the Cut!
★ ImaginaryShadows - Hip Hop Hyness
★ TheGuy - Victory! Susie

Stay Jammin, Susie. Enjoy your savage destruction.

Out Of Touch With This Metropolis

Track by @flairguy.
Art by @evkem & @e-twoup.
Characters Represented: Funny Valentine
Tournament Origin: Live For Another Day 2

Sources:
Yuki Hayashi - HERO A (Shonen Jump)
Will Smith/Bill Clinton - Gettin' Sticky With It (American politics)
Yugo Kanno - Torture Dance (Jojo)
Notorious B.I.G./Bill Clinton - Mo Booty Mo Problems (American Politics)
Retsupurae sound clips from Gaming in the Clinton Years

#14 - Funny Valentine

Dojyaaa~~n! After escaping from the clutches of Monokuma's killing game with his stand D4C, the 23rd President of the United States Funny Valentine has set his sights on a different tournament: Reject Rumble! He has powerful sources, including songs from Shonen Jump properties, songs relating to the country he strives to protect, and songs relating to parallel worlds. That's not all, though. With the Steel Ball Run under his control and the power provided by the Saint's Corpse, President Valentine can access some beloved songs and bands! He's sure to take the first napkin and claim victory in the name of America!

- Songs from Shonen Jump series, as well as songs and artists referenced in part 7 of JJBA (NO OVERLAP)
(Bloody Stream, Dragon Ball Z, Bleach)
(Against The Wind, Hey Ya!, Catch A Wave)
- Songs related to the United States of America and American politics
(Born in the USA, Made in America, Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney)
- Songs relating to parallel/alternate universes (NO UNDERTALE)
(Rick and Morty, Deltarune, Digimon)
- Songs / Artists in the Boomer Rock genre
(Rolling Stones, Queen, The Beatles)
(Hotel California, We Will Rock You, Touch Too Much)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

Reject Rumble: Remastered

R-Rated Hero Midnight's Presidential Scandal

Song by: @david0mario

Soft Fuzzy Man

-Music created or commonly sampled by Neil Cicierega
-Songs that are overly flirtatious or obsessive
-Songs from ghost-related media
-Songs about toxicity
Examples:

-Two Trucks, BRODYQUEST, The Ultimate Showdown
-Careless Whisper, Freek'n You, I Love Little Girls
-OFF, Luigi's Mansion, Ghostbusters
-STFU by Pink Guy, Fuck You by CeeLo Green, Toxicity by System of a Down

Songs used:
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon
Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon
Soft Fuzzy Man - Lemon Demon
Two Trucks- Lemon Demon
Brodyquest - Lemon Demon
Ultimate Showdown - Lemon Demon
One Week - Barenaked Ladies
Pokémon Ierukana (The Japanese Pokerap)

Rave Story Rejects

The Japanese Telephone

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: THE BOONDOCKS

The stones that the builder refused, the individuals hailing from Woodcrest, MD have made a surprise stop at the Mash Pit with no other intentions but to slap the shit out of anyone who gets in their way. Although a somewhat dysfunctional family, their combined ass whooping abilities are unparalleled, so you best prepare yourself for a melting. Bringing tunes from the underground and various [adult swim] media to the table, the Freemans will be sweeping this fight club or die tryin!

SOURCES:
The Boondocks - Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner ([adult swim] programming)
MF DOOM - Doomsday (Underground hip-hop)
Lakim - A Pimp Named Slickback ([adult swim] programming)
A-F-R-O/R.A The Rugged Man - Definition of a Rap Flow (Underground hip-hop)
Family Guy - Bird is the Word (Family)
Kanye West - Family Business (Family)

SOURCE LIST:

- Sources coming from [adult swim] programming, bumpers, and events
(The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

- Underground hip-hop
(MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, KMD, Asheru, A-F-R-O)

- Family
(Family Guy, Hey Mama, good kid m.A.A.d city, Sister Sledge, Ms. Jackson)

- Anime-inspired western shows
(RWBY, Teen Titans, The Last Airbender)

The Pimps Prayer

FOLLOW OUR FINAL FINAL ACCOUNT!!!! @mashup-week-ending

If you want to submit mashups or want to chat with our staff, visit our Discord! discord.gg/3Q7ucV4
Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. 
@mashup-week-tournament
@mashupweekcontinued
@mashup-week-losersbracket
@mashup-week-the-finals
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
Scott The Woz

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, RayWilliamJohnson, Neil Cicierega, DIO Brando, Herobrine, Billie Eilish, Snail-Chan, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

Despicable Whisper

MASHUP WEEK: Part 5