Mashup Week Bangers

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Kirby  Triple Deluxe Final Boss Theme 2 [星のカービィトリプルデラックス ラスボスBGM2]

i own neither of these songs. 
this is a mix between an 8 bit remake and the original version of the Gaur Plains theme from Xenoblade Chronicles 

here are the two original sources:
8 Bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrf4xfDsZs
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dy74NOzcS8

and credit for the idea goes to a friend on a forum i frequent. 

Gaur Plains 8 Bit Modern Mashup- Xenobit Chronicles

Pokemon Black and White Bicycle Theme (Sim Gretina Remix)

I'm finally above 50 followers... and this track will probably drop me back to zero

Fingerfücking

rip wii shop chanel. 5ever in my haert
https://youtu.be/9Ob9135VbCY

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Free DL: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o8OaoOXHRYauH32SL_Bn19rrCWfbwqPU
Instrumental Ver: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1w6kpMrLjruxF33rNIzprorRtfqQVDk1S
MP3 ARCHIVE: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxobiK7SSSWRflN2bzJ1NU1ZeTFTUW9TR3NwNU9peDhMOWdfR18tSG9QWkJDQ3JpN2FRdGM?resourcekey=0-AgfCwQlPGAlaFUIv28ONHQ&usp=sharing

As featured on THE (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°​)​=​/​̵͇̿̿​/​'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ALBUM:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hG_lU8Jm5bWzVdNYBeWdGWvqHhPmC4QY?usp=sharing

Sources:
– Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 1
– Wii Shop Channel Theme

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Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. All audio recordings are property of the artist(s), management, and/or music publishing companies. No copyright infringement is intended. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purpose.
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Thanks for listening!
-- Jemboy

Show Wii Your Genitals (Wii Shop Channel vs. Jon Lajoie)

SouljaQuest.mp3

Doin hhgregg Right Remix

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Void Termina

The Star Conquering Traveler (Void Termina) -Rearrangement-

Who's been bad mouthing Neil? He's on a quest to win the ultimate showdown and get his one week of mashups. Armed with his star guitar and proton pack, he’s ready to damn the competition.
★Songs by Lemon Demon
(Ultimate Showdown, Brodyquest, Spirit Phone, Aaron)
★Songs frequently used in Mouth albums
(Wonderwall, Story of a Girl, One Week, Ghostbusters)
[THIS EXCLUDES SMASH MOUTH. WHY? SOON.]
This track was made by Wholepunch @whole-punch, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez. 
Stay Jammin!

What

Snail-Chan floats into the competition! After her Magical Holiday on a Warp Star to a Pixel Galaxy, she's here to compete for first place in Mashup Week and Smash!!! her opponents with a blend of cute, indie pop music!
★Songs from Ujico/Snail’s House
(Pixel Galaxy, Hot Milk, Cosmic Love, Pastel)
★Songs related to the Kawaii/Future-Bass genre
(Songs from Dark Cat, Moe Shop and synthion)
★Songs from Kero Kero Bonito
(Break, Flamingo, Trampoline, Picture This)

SnailChan herself was a suggestion by CactusTeam @cactusteam, who also made this submission. Her art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07. Stay Jammin!

Galactic Adventures

Vous êtes des animaux against this contestant! Representing anything Ed Banger, here comes Flat Eric! From Mr. Oizo to Justice, with all the amazing french artists at their disposal the chances of winning are surely Positif!
★ Songs by Mr Oizo
(Positif, Cut Dick, Gay Dentists)
★ Other Ed Banger artists
(Justice, Breakbot, DJ Mehdi, SebastiAn)
★ Songs they've sampled
(Lyn Collins, Hamilton Bohannon, Multiple Funk-Disco Songs)
Flat Eric was a suggestion by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, who made the art, and V-FUN @v-fun, who made the track. Stay Jammin!

End Of The Signacut

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)
This track was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, and DIO's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Bloody Chest

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)
This track and art were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

lil farquaad

Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)
This mashup was made by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282, and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

TODAY'S MASHUP HAS BEEN DELAYED DUE TO A COPYRIGHT STRIKE. FOR A BONUS MASHUP BY DJ DRY BOWSER @dognaldtrump FOR FLAT ERIC, USE THIS LINK! https://my.namejeff.com/kMs36myA.wav

Cursed Insurance

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)
This track and art were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Happy birthday! Stay Jammin!

Freek'n Earfquake

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)
This track was made by WholePunch @whole-punch and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Focusin' On The Sun

An arrangement depicting the Left side of the bracket. by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Here are the battles to look forward to!
DIO BRANDO vs LORD FARQUAAD
RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON vs HEROBRINE
GEICO GAMING vs KE$HA
QUAD CITY BARKLEY vs NEIL CICIEREGA
For every battle section, the internet will have 48 hours to vote on Strawpoll. The poll will be found in the description of each announcement. Vote for whichever character's sources you think will provide the best Mashups! Stay Jammin!!!

BRACKET: Section A

https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492
DIO: Looks like「THE WORLD」is gonna roll you!
FARQUAAD: I vowed to wipe monsters like you from my perfect kingdom!
The first battle of MASHUP WEEK is here! Who will win in this battle of lords; an ancient vampire with the powers of a stand, or the height-challenged ruler of Duloc? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492

Here's a reminder of these two's sources. 
DIO BRANDO:
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

LORD FARQUAAD:
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492

Livin' La Bloody Loca

"You might as well be walking on the sun, vampire."

That's right, the internet has spoken! The charismatic LORD FARQUAAD has won his first battle against DIO BRANDO! Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon.  Stay Jammin!

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

The Results! - DIO vs Lord Farquaad

REMEMBER: The NEIL CICIEREGA vs QUAD CITY BARKLEY battle is still happening! Be sure to vote now! www.strawpoll.me/18697629

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)
This track was made by Mix N Mash @mix-n-mash-29509594 and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Take the Sun Train

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)
This track was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows with art by TheGuy. Stay Jammin!

King's Power

Walkin' On A Supermassive Black Hole Sun

Flat Eric: Wrow (Pathétique escargot, Vous allez crever!)
Snail-Chan: I'm Positif that you're gonna get smashed!!
https://forms.gle/FwKzTodpQH7WXGFL9
This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, WholePunch @whole-punch, ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, and KryptoDigital @kryptodigital. Stay Jammin!

(After an exciting party and battle, Flat Eric and Snail-Chan stay after to clean up the place.)
SNAIL-CHAN: Tonight has been awesome!! You got some pretty awesome beats, Eric.
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow! (Merci! Je vous remercie! Tu étais incroyable là-bas.)
SNAIL-CHAN: Dang, I really wish I knew what you were saying. You're french, right?
FLAT-ERIC: Wrow wrow, wrow wrow wrow wrow. (Oui.)
SNAIL-CHAN: ... W-We REALLY need a translator for you.
???: Perhaps I could be of service.
(Snail-Chan and Flat Eric looked behind them. Why, it was the one and only Mr. Oizo himself: QUENTIN DUPIEUX!!)
FLAT ERIC: WROW WROW WROW!!! (Je ne peux pas y croire! C'est bien toi!)
(Flat Eric leaps up into Quentin's arms and hugs him tightly. Quentin rests Eric on his shoulder.)
SNAIL-CHAN: Wait, YOU'RE Mr. Oizo? What are you doing here?
MR. OIZO: Well, I wanted to check out this, how you say, Mashup Week? Figured I'd stop by and see how my little guy's doing!
SNAIL-CHAN: Oh! Cool. So, wait, what do you mean you could help translate Eric?
MR. OIZO: Well, it would be kind of repetitive to translate everything Eric says back and forth to you, so I figured, why not just make a device that translates on it's own? I'm no tech wiz, but I think this could help!
(Quentin attaches a square device to Eric's neck. Eric clears his throat and gives it a shot.)
FLAT ERIC: Wrow? Wrow wrow? (Hello?) (Can you he-
(Eric stops and excitedly looks at Snail-Chan and Quentin.)
FLAT ERIC: WROW WROW!! Wrow wrow wrow!! (OH MY GOD, THIS IS AMAZING!! Thank you, Quentin, my friend!!)
MR. OIZO: No, thank you, Eric. For introducing this tournament to the art of Ed Banger.
SNAIL-CHAN: So, Quentin, do you plan on sticking around?
MR. OIZO: I'm afraid not, for my talents are needed elsewhere. Farewell, my friends!!
(Quentin's shoes sprout rockets from underneath him. He extends one hand out and takes off into the air, crashing through the roof.)
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow... (Farewell, sweet prince...)
SNAIL-CHAN: Is he... is he gonna pay for that, or?
THEGUY: OH COME THE FUCK ON!!

Rythme D’Escargot

This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Scott and Heavy meet up again after everything is said and done shaking each others hand.
"You impress me little man!  You were not even scared after I threatened to break baby toys!" 
"Oh I was terrified, but that wouldn't have looked good for the viewers." 
Heavy lets out a loud roaring laugh before slapping Scott on the back, sending him into the dirt face first.
"Oops!" As he picks Scott up off the ground, the two hear footsteps approaching before facing to see-!

"Uh, you fellas aren't busy I hope?" she smiles nervously while rubbing her arms.
"Is tiny Gem!  Heavy will get Sasha!"
"I'll get the bat!" 
Spinel puts out her hands, pleading. "No no!  Wait I just wanna talk!"  She sighs as the two lower their weapons. "L-look... I only worked with that lousy piece of furniture cause he finally gave me somethin' to do." She looks to them. "I was alone for 6000 years before he came in and told me the truth; I thought that if I defeated you then I'd finally have a friend again."  She begins to tear up "But I lost and then he just threw me away just like she did!"  Spinel puts her hands to her eyes and begins to sob.

Scott and Heavy look to each other before walking forward. "Please, come with us. It would seem you are having much to say." Heavy puts his hand on her shoulder.
Scott pipes up. "Yeah!  Plus I know something that cheers me up, a good ol session of Madden 08'!"  
The group walks away a smile forming on Spinel's face. It looks like she did end up finding someone after all.

Stephen Universe

(Frank is lying down on a hospital bed, hooked up to a strange machine. He wakes up.)
FRANK: Jesus Christ, where am I? I feel horrible…
DR. AMIGO: ¿Es la offkey una amenaza para mi y mi familia?
FRANK: OH MY GOD! MARIO IS GOING TO RAPE ME! SOMEBODY HELP!
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Hey, you! You’re finally awake. You were trying to win the quatrafinals, right?
FRANK: Who the fuck are you, anyway? Where am I? And can you tell this pedophile to get that syringe the hell away from me?!
DR. AMIGO: ¡Pero necesitas tus vacunas!
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Oh, please, Dr. Amigo, give him some space! He had just woken up from a coma induced by that nasty offkey energy! Allow me to introduce myself: I am Dr. Heinz Doofenshirtz, and this is my partner, Doctor Amigo. Pardon him, he only speaks in Spanish. 
FRANK: Yeah, I got that. Hopefully he can understand how to fuck off!
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Well, as I was saying...you are currently in St. Luke’s Hospital. TheGuy decided to trust us to take care of the Mashup Week contestants in case anyone got hurt.
DR. AMIGO: Algunos de los jefes también están aquí.
FRANK: Yeah, thanks for the memo, you Einstein wannabe. So, where’s the door so I can get the hell outta here?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Mr. Miller, I’m afraid you must stay here for a while until you fully heal after your...Er...transformation. That void really did a number on your immune system! 
DR. AMIGO: Es por eso que necesita vac—
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Please, Amigo, cool it with the vaccines.
The door to Frank’s room opens. Scott rolls in on a wheelchair.
SCOTT: Hey, all! Scott here! Just checking in on how Frank was doing!
FRANK: Really? Aren’t you that YouTuber that’s obsessed with that one football game? Shit, I was hoping to meet the one with the cat.
SCOTT: Yep! That’s me! I got caught in that void and became an offkey, too. After Ke$ha and Barkley snapped me out of it, I came here, and Doof here hooked me up to the machine you’re hooked up to— what is it called again?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: The Offkey-Energy-Vacuum-inator?
SCOTT: Yeah! That! Anyway, it sucked the rest of the offkey energy out of me and now I feel great!...except the offkey energy paralyzed me temporarily, so I’m still waiting for THAT to reside.
FRANK: Jeez, didn’t realize that stuff could do that. Anyway, why are you even visiting me? Haven’t I just been a douche to you and the others for the past few months?
SCOTT: Yeah, I know. But I don’t think that Mashup Week is about seeing who can be the best. I think it’s about making mashups and friends alike! Combining sources of two different contestants to make something awesome—that is what Mashup Week is all about. Heck, even the addition of bosses makes things interesting! I especially enjoyed “Sliding Through A Filthy Monster”! 
FRANK: People really enjoyed that? God damn. Well, sorry for being a dick to you. I...hope you get well soon.
SCOTT: Thanks, and you too! Say, you wanna play some Madden 08? 
FRANK: Yeah, sure.
(Doofenshmirtz and Dr. Amigo help Frank out of bed and the four of them go to the rec room to enjoy a game of Madden 08.)
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: It’s so nice to play a video game with friends every once in a while. You see, when I was a wee lad in Drusselstein my parents once bought my brother a video game console...
DR. AMIGO: ¡Ay caramba!

THE "DOCTORS":
★Songs from Phineas and Ferb or Milo Murphy's Law
(My Nemesis, S.I.M.P., Ain't Got Rhythm, It's My World)
★Songs from the Dr. Mario Franchise, or relating to Hispanic Culture
(Chill, Fever, Virus Buster, Gacha)
(Despacito, El Sonidito, El Son De Los Aguacates)
★Songs relating to doctors or medical practices
(Trauma Center: Under the Knife / Surgeon Simulator OSTs)
Note: The "Doctors" are not a boss or a contestant, so they won't affect the bracket in any way. However, they can still get hype tracks!

Trauma Center - St. Luke's Hospital

Hey all, Scott here! He’s your average Dick Vitale enthusiast who enjoys his fair share of anything Nintendo! He may not be an RPG guy, but he still stands a chance in the tournament with the help of his endless supply of Wii Plays (and his friends, of course). He's pretty Awesome, Baby!
★Gaming YouTuber Themes
(JonTron, Projared, Game Theory, Arlo, Scott The Woz)
★Songs from Mario Kart, “Wii” Games, Smash Bros
(Double Dash OST, Lifelight, Wii Shop, Final Destination, Wii Play Music)
This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, and this art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Sorry for the late upload! Stay Jammin!

Ricky Kart Wii

This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs, with art by-----------
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FARQUAAD: "... For goodness sake! For how long will this endlessly unwinding path be?! I don't have the time to be stuck in such trivial nonsense! Whoever thought this would be a good idea will be…" 
It's been like this. Endlessly. For ten minutes. Six hundred seconds of non-stop whining and belittling from the guy who's almost the same size as Hat Kid. 
HAT KID: "How can such a little guy with such fancy schmancy clothes and a fancy schmancy castle, have such a bad attitude?"
Lost in her own thoughts, Hat Kid doesn't seem to notice that she bumped into Farquaad. 
FARQUAAD: "Watch where you're going, child! One more slip up like that and I shall have you behind castle BARS!!"
Hat Kid struggles to let out an apology.
FARQUAAD: If you think YOU know where to go, then why don't YOU lead the way, little girl? I'll follow close behind. (Reluctantly, of course.)
Hat Kid: Uh… sure thing.
No. Wait. Repeat that. Back it up. 
HAT KID: I'm… not sure if I know where we're going, either. Sorry, miste-
FARQUAAD: UGH!! USELESS!! I expected nothing less from a helpless little girl. So then, what do we do now, hm? Let the MONGRELS of this place eat us alive?!
HAT KID: I don't really think there could be anything… living here. I think we should stick together and set up a resting spot.
FARQUAAD; ...fair point, child. AHEM, THELONIUS!! (clap clap) ...
And just like that, Lord Farquaad beckons the aid from…
No one. Brilliant.
FARQUAAD: … oh dear. Hm, perhaps we could set up a… "resting spot". But you will do it. I couldn't POSSIBLY get my hands dirty!
HAT KID: … alright, sure thing. But you're gonna do SOMETHING tee, Mr. "Fart-wad".
FARQUAAD: LORD. FAR. QUAAD. An outburst like that again, and you'll be sleeping at the bottom of a lake.
Out of everything you've seen, guys with cigars, weird clouds, robots, snails, chairs, and mercenaries, this takes the cake. And you could REALLY go for some cake. 
Oh well. You need to rest anyways. Desperately. 
The trunk of this tree will do for now, as the flowers underneath it are KINDA pillowy, yet still organic enough to be fauna. Smells like home.
But of course, Lord FARQUAAD doesn't bother with such natural banalities. Ever since that truly outrageous argument where he were well enough in your right to cut down  "prune" the giving tree of all its wood so it could go to a far more greater cause, I.E the fire place, mother nature has not been on his side as of late. 
For Hatkid, it was WAY easier relaxing here then it was back in Subcon Forest, where there was Literal poison everywhere you went. You have no Snatchers to worry about, neither mafia here or there (save for that creepy Lord Fart-wad), and a total absence of trains. 
So in total, we have one Pouty Prince refusing to get the rest he needs, and one happily content Hat Kid taking a rest among the flowers of this unknown world.

Walking On A Crying Star

SCOTT: Sorry pal, but I'm not a basketball guy. I am a virgin though!
BARKLEY: JAM ON IT! (And you think I couldn't tell with that copy of Madden '08 you own?)
SCOTT: THAT'S IT! KONY!
https://forms.gle/UsAW5TbYJFvB4doH8

Let's get ready to rumble! Tonight we have a true battle of sports; basketball vs real Madden football! Who is cool enough for Dick Vitale's awesome seal of a approval, and who will be sent back to the gaiden? Cast your votes now!
https://forms.gle/UsAW5TbYJFvB4doH8
This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second with art by Can We Beat 5 Kids @beat5kids. Stay Jammin!

Sunset Jam

𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗵𝘂𝗽𝘀 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 @midcall4 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗼.

The remastered version of this is now available on "Nevertheless, It's Time to Go.": https://soundcloud.com/midcall3/nevertheless-its-time-to-go-album
Also, how the hell does this track have 20k plays?
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Reuploaded because I just realized that Kazotsky Kick sounded offkey.

For anybody that can't understand what she's saying during the choruses, she says "I'm your little Russian spy."
YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gttMk-ONjL8

Sources:
Boney M. - Rasputin
Mike Morasky - Soldier of Dance (Kazotsky Kick)
Smile.dk - Butterfly
Carlito - Russkij Pusskij

Little Russian Spy

it's safe now - scattle (hotline miami)
hotland - undertale

technically MASHLINE MIAMI - #0

Hotland Miami

Wrrrrryyyy! The 19th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men)
★Songs featured in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

This track was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

「!OVERDRIVE!」Activated

Miracle Matter

FOLLOW US ON OUR NEW ACCOUNT! @mashup-week-resolutions
upload time can suck my bualls

If you want to submit to my will or want to chat with me, visit my internet server! discord.gg/7YjtKSy

Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons battle for a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote and stay tuned for great music!

Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. 
https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-losersbracket 
https://soundcloud.com/mashupweekcontinued 
https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-tournament

THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Scott the Woz
Heavy Weapons Guy
Geico Gaming

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, RayWilliamJohnson, Neil Cicierega, DIO Brando, Herobrine, Billie Eilish, Snail-Chan, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

「!OVERDRIVE!」Activated

MASHUP WEEK: Part 4