Ash-Tins & Door Mats feat. Ash-Tin Larold
-Lyrical Showcase #3-
A song that references life and pop culture with an intense rhyme scheme.

Here’s the strategy - eat up a piano beat 
show them we the cats that beat these raps elite fantastically
charged assault and battery on rad-ish beets and cabbage leaves, 
its actually a fact that Ash and Mat are far from baggage free

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came from tragedy, down about two thousand leagues
me and captain nemo practiced drowning beats around the seas
breached surface and the mic was where i had to be
so naturally, mat and me, collabed and now we attacking beats

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Don’t try to battle me unless you have a cavalry
lead by samus aran captain mctavish and master chief
we’d withstand the siege no matter the power your blasters be
our vocab bring the heat that makes cortana issue mass retreat

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What a sad defeat, but you couldn’t win
we the deadly duo that defeated mugen and jin
we live in all of the shadows and we move with the wind
were like Batman and Robin with a musical spin

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couldn’t say it better, got me saying kudos to him
if you’re dissing you must be sipping on fruit juice and gin
mixed with roofied ingredients we’re the dudes at the peak of this
we’re so cool we equalin' species with Zeus and Prometheus 

——Yo——

We’ve reached frequencies unequaled by you feeble kids
we run the streets the way deniro and pacino did 
beat you with a meat cleaver leave you kids with bleeding dicks
mc’s feeling that its easiest to plead the fifth
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see that it’s the heat to warm the edge of your seat
and its better when we 
create these 
creten meanings
for the things we’re speaking, if you think the bush is near the beat
it can’t be, ‘cause that means we beat around it but we crush it
indiscreetly
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we completely beat these fiends competing weakly
lyrical athletes we never cease to eat our wheaties
mistreating all you wannabe g eazy’s rocking beanies 
we be lyrically deeper than the bleached remains of Pitre 
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yo, we’re crazy, zanier than animaniacs, (to the max)
taking over like when pinky and the brain attack
skedaddle, grab your rattle and your blankie and go take a nap
we the energizer bunnies draining all you rayovacs


we’ll melt you fellas with a kelvin level stealth attack 
spitting little debbie packs while you pedal healthy snacks
ask anyone who’s ever felt the hellish wrath
you’ll burn in an ashtin if you step on mat

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i’m a man but at heart I’m the kid of the hour
making all the music that you sing in the shower
bringing the power, spitting written hits by the hour
growling, plowing through town ’cause now i live to devour
fricken kids who wow at me louder since i killed bowser ow!  I
disembowled his trousers wit fire flower power
yes, and now I’m crowned, chowing down on peach chowder
and found at a round table in the highest castle tower
ow!
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lyrics danker than a pot venders top seller
you white dwarves are not stellar I’m a lot better
steamier than a cellar full of hot peppers 
my bars hit with the kinetic force of brock lesner
that leave you’re skin raw and exposed and your mind tender
then cut you like the propeller blades in a large blender
i have a mind more devilish than that robot bender's
i have a vocab that your feeble minds cannot render

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All are you are cheesier than cracker snack filling
coming up short like your bracydactyly
its elvis costello and burt bacharach killing
it on levels of ”the prize in a cracker jack thrilling”
we
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stay on the grind like a 50 50
got people saying wow these kids are pretty nifty
n whenever the bass a cymbals hit me 

BOTH:
it resonates with every single living cell within me

CHORUS
yo, we’re crazy, zanier than animaniacs, (those are the facts!)
taking over like when pinky and the brain attack
skedaddle, grab your rattle and your blankie and go take a nap
we the energizer bunnies draining all you rayovacs


we’ll melt you fellas with a kelvin level stealth attack 
spitting little debbie packs while you pedal healthy snacks
embellished in facts entails a devilish wrath and that’s: 
"you’ll burn in an ashtin if you step on mat"


Ash - Tins & Door Mats (feat. Ash - Tin Larold)

This is the official account for the artist, Mat4yo.

YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/mat4yo

Mat4yo's Album, "4nology", will be available in Summer 2016.

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