Didn't see that ominous. Hates won. The impressions are spot on, as always.

Content I was involved with

Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
______________________________________________________
CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
___________________________________________________
Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

In celebration of the N-Sane Trilogy, set to release on June 30th, 2017, the orange marsupial, Crash Bandicoot, faces off against his old, fire-breathing friend, Spyro, in the fifth addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

______________________________________________________________
CAST

► Crash Bandicoot, voiced by
Fle
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCur4uGqKrsKTgw4ht7PKDeQ?view_as=subscriber

► Spyro, voiced by 
Eddiefrb
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzeVric_Vra1xgQzMQKj_aw
https://twitter.com/DiamondDaybreak
______________________________________________________________
Production
 
► Written by
Mathew Swift, R, DCRaps, Henry Jones 
 
► Beat produced by
Kustom
 
► Edited by
 ?????
 
► Audio Mixed by 
Mathew Swift
 
WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13061953

Crash Bandicoot VS Spyro the Dragon - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Welcome to one rap battle to start off the summer, featuring the God of the Underworld, Hades, heating things up against the Fire Kingdom's own Flame Princess, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!
______________________________________________________________
Credits

► Hades, voiced by
Brodecai
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC560f1VJg5xNABrlma8y2ZA

► Flame Princess, voiced by 
SkyeBear
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCrSzTJsHalnvocaPktmrvg

► Announcer, played by
Dustin/Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
_________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Henry Jones, R, Dani Frias

► Beat produced by
Marsad Man

► Edited by
N/A

► Audio Mixed by
Boris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv7Auh1wdmxYFbTU5grlSYw

► Album Cover by
Aaron Peters
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5plV_Sdtl8e4hTdW7lJvdg
______________________________________________________________
Lyrics:

Flame Princess:
The people will be saying (Ooo) when they see me burning it 
So now I'll use my magma flow to scorch this churning twit,
Gee, where’s DeVito, he could really come in handy,
A running gag from Family Guy? Ooh, a piece of candy!
I will go the distance, like my father never compromised,
Oh, don’t forget, your minions are wearing our merchandise,
Back when the world was new, there’s the end of your dominion,
 Even without a Keyblade, I’ll strike the Heart of your Kingdom!

Hades:
Listen, sweetie, I’m at the top of my game,
Ruler of the Underworld, and you’re calling me lame?
I may have an attitude, But I ain’t no Cinnamon Bun,
Face it, Lynn Loud, there’s nowhere left to run!
While you bring your ex, I’m bringing Pain and Panic, 
You may be burning brighter, but in Pompeii, I’M VOLCANIC!
You’ll be better off, teasing Finn with his fetish!
I’d rather face his dog and his candy-coated chemist!

Flame Princess:
You’re facing Hercules, so does it matter, James? 
Once you’re more blue than your hair, or so, this faker claims.
While I’m on fire on this mic, you cower in the shadows,
It’s your Fate, Hades, but you’re asking “What are those?”
From the undead god, you spit fire smaller than Flambo,
I’ll watch your downfall as I go from Zero to Hero,
Just leave Finn out of this, this isn’t his fight!
This is my Red Throne, so get out of my sight!

Hades:
Ooh, I’m scared, another Meg in disguise!
This Slut’s Starlight Dreams will surely wreck this ride,
Bitch, you left your kingdom to be Finn’s “Blowtorch?”
While I rule over mine, burning foes while my flows scorch
You’re like the Human Torch, except not as Fantastic!
 Better watch your temper, sis, you’re going all bombastic!
Go Ahead and Cry, but I don’t want you to miss this,
I’ll release my titans, sending you back to Olympus!

Flame Princess VS Hades - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Dustin as Dexter 
Anthony “Plushy” Perry as Phineas 
Fle as Ferb

Dexter:
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion.
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons 
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is 
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

Phineas:
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss

Ferb:
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?

Phineas:
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm

Both:
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor,
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers

Phineas
The same heroes that I befriended--

Ferb:
Frank-einstein should be adjusted

Phineas:
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed

Dexter:
I didn’t think a Triangle could be such a square 
Hey, where’s Phony Test? Oh wait, he’s right there! 
I despise this Dr. Doofus, even with my rude removed 
I’d need much less than 104 days to f*cking bust you!

Phineas:
For a show on Boomerang; I thought you’d have a good comeback
Dexter managed to murder his show but failed to kill a track
It takes more than your flawed inventions to contend to our adventures 
Your mad Scientist schtick belongs in the 2nd Dimension

Written by Fle, Adroit, R, Vladimyr P.

Audio Mixed by Fle

Cover Art by Geon

Jimmy Neutron:
Gotta Rap! 
Goddard, go fetch me the microphone! 
Such a pro-ton, you’d copy how I rhyme and flow like my clones
Phineas, your rap was tolerable but it’s such a bummer
That your verses started dragging on longer than your whole summer
Dorxter, I gotta thank you for coming; that’s a good call 
Because when I look down at you, I’m finally stood tall 
When I’m up against these lab rats, yo, I won’t need a Brain Blast
With science I’ll explain that, you tame brats have came last

Eddie as Jimmy Neutron

Phineas and Ferb vs Dexter. Season 3, Wave 1

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

I think this is much better now.

Freshy Kanal as Sandman
CookieSaurus as Tooth Fairy

Written by:
Freshy Kanal & Legion

Chiseled by: 
Legion & Mat4yo

Produced by:
Marsad Men

Sandman: 
I can’t find a single tool in your dental kit and caboodle.
That could justify your purpose outside of a child’s doodles.
Once upon a night, I’ll meet you in the bedroom
I’ll take eye for an eye, you take tooth for a tooth!
Enter Sandman! This’ll be the wildest night you’ve ever had
Cuz my sphinx sphincter is up for your never never land
Real fairies don’t need petty cash to have their stories sell
So I say you spare the fee for when I send you down to hell
Tell all the children to set a mouse trap under their window
If you don’t lock your jaw and put the key under the pillow.
When my sandstorm comes, all the fairies better run
‘cause you’re gonna lose a tooth if you try to bite the dust

Tooth Fairy: 
I’m an honorable creature, this dweeb needs to lay down
Throwing sandy insults, like he lives on the playground
No guardian would allow you to point on verbal violence.
I prefer your your latest portrayal, a pondering silence
So Desert man thinks that he’s got flow, but he couldn’t be dryer
Claiming he can step up to the tooth fairy on a wing, while struggled with a spider
Look through that Sandstorm and at the magic you are facing
And dig out some information by asking your buddy Gaiman.
Your dreams need an inception, leave this fairy tale tragic.
So conjure up your beef and I will serve you as a sandwich 
You just need to learn to grow, your crazed claims are vertigo
Why would children believe you, when all you do is hurt those.
Throw up a whole desert, your sand can not kill this burn
Cuz you couldn’t think of punchlines when hourglasses are turned.

Sandman: 
You can’t outsmart me on the mic, this is elite dream boxing.
And I’ll Rock it ‘til you’re jobless, you can call me Dwayne Johnson.
I chill with Satan and Santa, you think your raps are the fairest?
In a minute you’ll get grounded by your Fairly Odd Parents
Ah, love, how could I be the one disturbing in this
When you’re raining ones on kids for night services?

Tooth Fairy: 
You can’t see when the page starts to turn.
You probably lost your eyes when I started flipping birds.
Waving up to me like we’re in an indian trauma.
You can’t talk to me, you’re not casted for my genre
So it is my duty to keep you away from the audience.
Punched skywards, now that's the rise of a guardian.

Tooth Fairy vs. Sandman - Rap Battle!

this is the most shitpost battle ive ever done
https://youtu.be/bvAxLLuSmbw

Slender Man - Frenzy
Baldi - Vinny

Slender Man:
My arrival is now, driving you to insanity
When you’re facing me, you’ll have to think more than mathematically
I’m more than just pasta, I watch with no end
Making kids’ skins crawl, through the screen I transcend
I stand with the legends, my name goes down in history
While your game goes down as horror, ironically
So face this faceless, you’re tasteless, I’m a nightmare
I’m giving chills to many, your last resort is a jumpscare

Baldi:
Let’s not encourage our children to walk around in fear
While there’s many friends to make at my school house here
Take a seat, I teach lessons more enjoyable than lunch
While Mr. Long Tall and Handsome here is doing the sponge
I bring children together with the wonders of math
With your lack of engagement, you won’t pass my class
The lesson here is to learn and not slaughter or torture
You may not win but at least you’ll get a shiny quarter

Slender Man:
I stalk and I prey, while you lecture, I’m beastly
There’s no eighth page in existence, your college degree

Baldi: 
Can you answer this problem? I know you’ll do great
Slender Man:
Are you kidding me? I know 4 + 4 is 9

(baldi gets angery)

Baldi:
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD
I’LL RIP YOUR TENTACLES APART AND BASH IN YOUR HEAD
YOU ANSWERED SOMETHING AWFUL, YOU’LL BE PUNISHED FOR STUPIDITY
YOU GET PERMANENT DETENTION FOR ALL ETERNITY

Baldi vs Slender Man

Ryguyrocky outro [ListenBee Children]

Bev featuring Pennywise (Stephen King's "IT" Parody) (Bev Sings a Song)

This battle's bounced around from a few series, and it's landed at the feet of UBERocity, who're now giving it the home it deserves!

Duckman:
What the hell are you starin’ at?
You really wanna let a feathered felon take a spin?
I’m the first name detective detected out of all the Birdmen!
A real crime buster, not some deceptive lawyer, that’s heinous
I’m onto your tailless tail so prepare your Fluffy Uranus!

BoJack:
What are you doing here? I thought I was facing a real foul fowl fool
You need to clean up your shit Eric, cause you’ve got a mouthful
This Dark Horse spits quips to leave you running for Hollywoo’s hills
So before opening your bill just remember that BoJack Kills
Think you’re some philosophy god, but you’re a butt joke like Copernicus
Or your flatulent lingo grandma who’s bound to croak like Herb did
You’re ‘bout as relevant as Copperfield so I’ll tell you this:
Take a trip to Ojai and suck a Private Dick you dumb shit!

Duckman:
You missed your Gland of Opportunity, taken the wrong road
Playing choke the chicken, but your career’s the thing that blows the load
Compiled your verse with a crazed array of cutaway catchphrases
A hangover has been stuck in the nineties and depressive phases
Raps detestable! Indigestible! Like they were Cornfed!
You’ll crash and burn like your bridges! No one left to mourn; dead! 
Cut it out! Don’t make a scene, or go drown in your Sea of Dreams
You’re under fire more than you have your geriatric cat be!
Seems that Mr. Ed forgot to be politically correct
So why don’t you run from this fight like your idol, Secretariat? 

BoJack Horseman:
Talk ‘bout Horsin’ Around, thinking that rambling would win
I write more comprehensive shit when I’m high with Sarah Lynn
I was made to entertain, it’s like you’re intending to bore us!
You’re just Foamy voiced by George Costanza with a thesaurus!
Failure father figure who can’t connect with his own kids
Is doing even worse than how the BoJack Horseman Show did
Leave you going D’wah! With one last diss as a token
Trying to get over your dead wife, but it seems you’re Still Broken.

Swedely as BoJack Horseman
Light as Duckman

URBoF

BoJack Horseman vs Duckman - URBoF #12

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

What's up boys, we are back with an audio release for some fun! Today we got the legendary Japanese terror, Godzilla, against former President of the United States, Harry Truman, enjoy!

CAST:
Freshy Kanal as Godzilla
Raichous as Harry Truman

LYRICS:
Godzilla:
I’m the pinnacle reptile, call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to backup my rhyme skill, second to none
I’m a mic Destroyah, but we already knew I spit fire
Here’s a Fair Deal: I won’t crush you if you retire
You’re puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
You’re as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch, even the Avengers couldn’t harm me
Now I’m dunkin’ on your raps like I did to Charles Barkley
There’s not a single thing you’ve done that’s ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to be elected to office
You’ve got nothing to say, but this Monsterverse was legendary
You can’t beat this, so go on then, give me hell, Harry

Truman:
I was sipping bourbon when I was called to fight an iguana
Now it’s time to tip the scales on a stuntman in a condom
I’m a True Man; I speak my mind, just look through the Doctrine
And I’m not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already, print says Truman beats Godzilla
‘Cause despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from CPS, I see
But that freak of kid's defense is likely throwing his eggs at me

Godzilla:
Kaiju not tell when you’re outmatched? I’m known for wiping out armies
So this ancient waste of office space could never hope to scar me
After one shitty season, it's time to end the Truman Show
‘Cause I’ve tore down your rhymes like I devastated Tokyo

Truman:
I'm not exactly the one to hinder upon the churches
but your revival did that for me, by rendering the God worthless
I haberdashed your chances of a Resurgence of rhymes
As I plunged your ass back in the sea for the final time

Godzilla:
Eisen-howah ‘bout you retreat? Or I’ll just end your term early
You’d need an Oxygen-Destroyer to pardon this turkey
The King of Monsters just sent another peasant straight to jail
This old man’s just frustrated 'cause, like his organs, he failed

Truman:
I’m a seasoned veteran; you’re a brine-spitting toad
Even Dewey could defeat you. There’s your headline, Chicago
So I’ll seal the deal against this threat from the Far East
I spit phat rhymes to beat you, now a fat man to kill this beast

Beat by: Allrounda
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Cover by: Commander Jacob
Art by: Cyancoat Enzo

Godzilla Vs Harry Truman| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Midnight : K.C
Angel Dust : Alex M

Written by Kamren and Andrey
Additional help by MetaMachine
Beat Prod : Kustom
Mixed by Alex
Suggested by Krystal

Angel Dust :
Normally I charge broads extra and rather keep this discreet
For a cash grab, but I'm happy to dominate tricks for free
You'd figure for a school of heroes, they'd have someone classy reppin'
Damn toots! This freak's got a style you wouldn't catch me dead in! (oh wait..)
This harlot hero's a degenerate, more than me with what's been proven
Gave costumes an ESRB rating, well ain't that just fuckin' stupid?
Was replaced by Aizawa 'cause you can't keep a class in control
Yet you think you'll be able to pin me down in this battle? Whatever asshole

Midnight :
For a stripper, I'd expect you to finesse me with some hooking lines
Yet your namesake drug gets snorted, overdosed to death double time
Cuz when a heroine puts heroin Addicts in their place
It's easy to give this demon a villain name, a piece of Angel Cake!
You better hold your chest high, my raps are tighter than your suit
The only thing of worth coming out your mouth is that golden tooth
I'd crush an itsy bitsy spider, but Valentino leaves you wrecked
Need money to pay off your pimp? Just ask for a reality check!
Cuz it isn’t wise cracking if all your jokes are full of cockiness
Change the viewership to 18+ ; ass whippings for a mature audience
Popped your rap battle Cherri and Bombed, at least Bakugo won his
Your best accomplishment was moving Vivzie past toxic relationships!

Angel Dust : 
Is giving me a headache one of MidNite's side effects?
This snoozefest? Not impressed, won't leave me cracked with your attempts
The nudist is giving me a lecture? Oh bore me more
Oboro would be ashamed, you're turned on by the kids he died for!
I'm colder than a box of popsicles, insulting age gets you screamin'
The whore putting the "why?" in "horny," are we sure she's not a demon?
Handed L's from Mineta show you're gonna need to go harder
Or you'll be stuck with me in this dump, just go ask your author!
There's no redemption, silly. I mean, your early duties showed
I don't need to make jokes, you're already leaving yourself exposed!
Now that's pathetic, but not as much as you'll be amounted to
From your fans to Gigantomachia, someone will always crush you!

Midnight :
Ironic the adult star acts childish, decency is what you lack
When you tried to hijack Charlie's dreams again by rapping on this track
That window of opportunity is closed if she thinks you'll be redeemed
Call you an oversized Nuggs, this hog’s behavior is obscene!
Can't you see? Oh nevermind, almost forgot you got that black eye
I'm one Helluva Boss, you're a lost cause, Alastor couldn't give you any applause!
Anthony got pent up, dragged through the ground and in this exam, he failed
You'd be better off serving your sentences if you were put in horny jail!

Midnight vs Angel Dust - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #5 (ft. K.C and Alex M

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

Flame Princess VS Hades - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Wicked Crossover Rap Channel

Recent comments

User 296644983

Jordy

Jaebeingsavage

Swoldow EVGRB

Related tracks