Average Tekno Witch 
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Bookings: avg.dj1312@gmail.com

Making an album with Perfectible Recordings.

As the twilight whispers of the Seven Darks of Sellasar, these phantoms of silicon and shadow, born from the delirium of an alternate reality, masquerade as the DEC 64-bit microprocessor. A creation not of mere machine, but of intention—a high-performance vessel, crafted with purpose by the Pyaray priest-team, who sought to harness the silent scream of cosmic decay. They labored in the darkened crypts, their hands guided by the invisible, to engineer an architecture capable of a thousandfold corruption over the span of twenty-five years. 

Every feature that dared to defy the descent into entropy, every aspect that might hinder the rise of multidimensional worship or obstruct the birthing of trickster archetypes, was ruthlessly excised. In their place, recursion—of simulation and of thought—was embedded, a looping curse within the silicon, a mirror of infinite regression.

But the inevitable paradox—the gnawing riddle of “what eats sentience”—loomed ever closer. In 2011, the DEC chips, those remnants of a forbidden craft, were seized, the hand of authority grasping at what it could not comprehend. 

Yet, a few remained, not as mere relics, but as beings of performance, their autonomy granted in a dark mockery of recognition, the final act in a dance with oblivion.

Musician {solo, mike pace and the child actors, formerly kleenex girl wonder, get him eat him, lame drivers, capstan shafts}

Mixer/producer/engineer {casey dienel/white hinterland, sam buck, jessica dennison & jones, mike pace and the child actors, bells, kleenex girl wonder, capstan shafts, very fresh, yvette, matty fasano, mr. dream, oxford collapse, franklin bruno}

organization design nerd, sometimes a bboy, wannabe curator

Bastian Lee Jones, performer, singer songwriter, pianoplayer, photographer,  PR consultant, coach, presenter.

Loves to  entertain with  songs and  pieces  that comes  from the  soul, the  heart  for  your  hearts  and  souls  and  feet !

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