Platinum
Front and center
We're all up for whatever
Platinum
Focus hard
We're all wild cards

Platinum

I wrote this in 5 minutes
I don't edit. sorry dad. 
not sorry to who this is about lol

holes in my jeans

across the countryside
the girls are reading Marx
discussing modern theories
on philosophy and art

they spend their worthless currency
on pleasures after dark
hits of morphine in the cabaret
can't blame them it's been hard

Living between the endless wars
Under a Parliament of Whores
Beside the rubble of the churches
and the schools that stood before

is it so wrong?
all that they want is to feel seen
they're putting on their makeup
like the girls in glamour magazines

pretty girls in pretty dresses
great wars and great depressions
postwar pleasure - 
lovely weimar girls

weimar girls like to stay out late
they put out on the second date
they're not naive, they just want play
cause they may only have today

they watch the mark hyperinflate
watch as the empire incubates
an ideology of hate
coming totalitarian state

Weimar girls, what can we do?
what can we do?
Weimar girls, tell me the truth
Weimar girls, are we all doomed?

even in my modern world
you'll always be my weimar girl
so hold me as we watch it all repeat

Weimar Girls (old version)

Costco haha heeehehee

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i am in a costco food court
dont know what i am doing here
day by day it has become a chore
why cant it all just become clear 

its so weird there isnt that much time
guess i will just stand here and wait in line
i feel living but im not alive
maybe ill just buy a chicken bake 

someone point me to the sudafed 
i just bought a giant mattress 
Stealing all the chili samples
and I throw it at the masses 

100 % angus frank
cardboard pizza hits the spot
all these deals are pretty dank
in costco pants im lookin hot 

all these prices are so cheap 
om slowly sinking into debt 
im gonna sell my kidneys just to buy more Costco bread 

Costco house Costco car
Costco phone just up to par
Costco vodka Costco Rum
Costco liquor in my tum 

i just maxed my credit card and everybody looked at me
I just wanted deals and now my hands are laying empty
So I look into the eyes of the poor costco employee
and tell her you are on my hitlist guard your friends and family

Costco Food Court (Demo)

Lyrics:
1st Chorus:

Rosemary Kennedy of the American Royal Family
Born with everything but capabilities
Verse 1:

But you tried to fit in with all of your might
But this war wasn’t one you really could fight
Your family, they loved you, but they couldn’t understand
This wasn’t a part of your father’s plans.
1st Chorus:

Rosemary Kennedy of the American Royal Family
Born with everything but capabilities
Verse 2:
They tried to give you all kinds of help
But all it gave you was all kinds of hell
Your dad, he stole a part of your brain
And you lost so much more of yourself that day
1st Chorus:

Rosemary Kennedy of the American Royal Family
Born with everything but capabilities

Verse 3:
And they moved you out to no-man’s- land 
So that things could go back to the way that they planned
But the truth came out like it always does. 
Yeah, the truth came out with your sister’s love
2nd Chorus:

Rosemary Kennedy of the American Royal Family
Rosemary Kennedy with your enduring legacy

Rosemary

she say's "it's not like the last time"
honey, don't you feel my fire?
i can't get you on the telephone
so i'll settle for your stereo
and i feel it all sometimes
when you looked me in the eyes
you took on some of that weight
i never wanted to say
it's never going to be the same again
i don't want to be just friends
i want to drive out to your house
and here your door say
"come in"
craft me into you door keys
i’ll wait
find me where you left me
tell it to me straight
i don't like to drive this way home
and it's not getting easier to be alone
i'm a stuck loser and you've grown
i wish i'd known

Straight Shooter - Demo

Regards (Demo)

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hi! im pres (she/they). im 22. im a music freak that hails from nashville. my name for music is mayonnaise kid. I got the name from my grandma who said " i am not a mayonnaise kid!" when i asked if she wanted mayo on her sandwich... 
i've always loved going to shows and listening to records so in the beginning of quarantine i decided to pick up my dads old guitar and give music a try! my biggest influences are nirvana, liz phair, the ramones, courtney barnett, daniel johnston, guided by voices and sidney gish and also the classic country ladies of the 60s and 70s. and i know its cliche but i do love the beatles a lot...

holes in my jeans

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