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This summer, I played my first mixset in two years at the legendary Funny Rave! Shoutout to Grambam36 for their stunning visuals! Watch the YT upload HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2EmXEQ-k7E

Setlist:

1)
Gareth Emery & Krewella - Lights & Thunder (Darren Styles Remix)
Rob IYF - YO DJ!
nora2r - B.B.K.K.B.K.K. (Alex Prospect Remix)
Lady Gaga & Beyonce - Telephone

2)
Al Storm & Euphony - Kerrang!
Dougal & Gammer - Burn
Johnny Go Mental - Acid Rain
Anti Social - My Way
NPCarlsson - Activate the Dancebot
Crush40 - Live and Learn
黒魔 - Fly in the galaxy

3)
Gammer & Whizzkid - Love You Everyday (Redux)
Fracus & Darwin - First Love
John Newman - Love Me Again

4)
Marc Smith - Let It Hit 'Em
Helix - Now Control
DJ Amane - Drop It Down Like
Synthion - Blossom
You - Baselard
Captain Jack - Captain Jack
Rob IYF & Al Storm - Diagnosis Unknown

5)
Scott Brown - Elysium Plus
S3RL - MTC
No Hero - Waterfalls
Smile.dk - Butterfly
KO3 & Getty feat. TEA - Can't Stop Raving (DJ DiA Remix)

6)
Darren Styles - Drop Zone
The Weeknd & Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming
Eclipse - 24/7 (Mitomoro Remix + Angel City Acapella)

7)
Darwin - Coral Beach
JAKAZiD - Dance Track
Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
Triple J - Have It All
J-Mac & Tom Hayward - Kick the Rhythm
Al Storm - Everybody in the Club
Modulate - 2 Lift Me Up (feat. Marie Louise)
Dougal & Gammer - Nobody Likes the Records

8)
Sharkey & Trixxy - Therapy
Scott Brown - #TAVLD
Technohead - I Wanna Be a Hippy (Flamman & Abraxas Mix)
Jessie J - Bang Bang
Justin Timberlake - Pusher Love Girl
Scratching by me

9)
C-Show - Chasing the Enemy (DJ Noriken Remix)
bbno$ - Tonight We Fucking Party
Hixxy vs Sy & Unknown - 'Ere We Fuckin' Go
Bullet for My Valentine - Bittersweet Memories
Kill the Noise - All in my Head (Darren Styles & Gammer Remix)
M-Project - Shiny Disco Ball

10)
Technikore & JTS - #YEET
Camellia - Zhuzhzhalka76
Valve Studio Orchestra - Soldier of Dance
Various TF2 samples

11)
MUST DIE! - BODY SCREAM
Mike Reverie & Jakka-B - Wonna Feel Love
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky
Double Dutch - Bring the Noise (Darren Styles Remix)
Little Miss Detonate - Arabian Nights
DJ Paul Elstak - Luv U More (Tweekacore x Gammer Flip)
Joey Riot vs. Demize - Love Me or Hate Me
Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
OutKast - Hey Ya! ("1, 2, 3...")

12)
Robbie Long & Stormtrooper - Nasty Time
Shy FX & UK Apachi - Original Nuttah
Entity & Chwhynny - Can You Hear the Silence
Gammer - Look Back (Arcien Remix)

13)
nanobii - RAVE, OK!
Delta Heavy - Ghost
Daniel Seven & Yukiyanagi - Anemone

14)
Quix & Matroda - Lambo
Maxi Malone - Into the Night
Styles & Breeze feat. Re-Con - Love Sick Crazy
Awfuless - Redemption
Gammer & Re-Con - I Know You (Drop This)
t+pazolite - Afro Universe

15)
Hommarju & Zekk - Our Styles
The Hair Kid - Pocari Freakz
Yello - Move Dance Be Born
Blue Stahli - Give Me Everything You've Got
Sharkey - Bang Like a Mother
Mark Governor & Glenn Nishida - Stadium Rave

16)
Adam Harris - Hyperspeed (Sy & Unknown Remix)
One Direction - Best Song Ever
Various samples:
- Hixxy & Sharkey - Toytown
- Force & Styles - Heart of Gold
- Smash Mouth - All Star
- Manuel - Gas Gas Gas
- Eminem feat. Nate Dogg - Shake That
- Kitchen Gun!
- DJ Paul Elstak - Luv U More
- MC Whizzkid - "True hardcore!"
- Bad English - When I See You Smile
- PSY - Gangnam Style
- SL2 - Do That Dance
- Spongebob - "Ripped my Pants"
- DK Rap

17)
Rob Gasser - Dead End Dancefloor
Mike Reverie & Enemy - Hardcore for Life
Fracus & Darwin - Nasty Drum
Pendulum & Freestylers - Fasten Your Seatbelt
Plus System - Fasten Your Seatbelt
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
Pegboard Nerds feat. Ragga Twins - Computa Hakka
Knife Party - Bonfire

Cryptrik @ Funny Rave: Rave's Anatomy

Battle of the Saxes

http://www7.zippyshare.com/v/67713192/file.html

Airhorndansen (download link in description)

we live in a society...

on youtube: https://youtu.be/iKfQYZCCKE4
on bandcamp: https://duuzu.bandcamp.com/album/funny-moore-jokers-tracks-2

Popular Edgelord (ExtendEd)

Counting Gorillaz - Accidentally Feel Good

While listening to this, I like to imagine a pack of wild memes lining up behind a microphone and waiting their turn
AKA:
Almost Everyone is in This Vol. 2 https://soundcloud.com/tfrdrk/almost-everyone-is-in-this
Copyright Strike Central
Museverythingcore
Near Death Experience 2

MEME LIST COMING SOON:

Mememaid Festa Vol. 2

Please follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do, including SoundCloud stuff! (twitter.com/captaincomedy)

Here's the full, extended version of the theme. I will never get tired of this joke, but working on this track for a few minutes a week for over a year was definitely exhausting. After all that work, hopefully it eclipses the first one I did. I would appreciate a re-post if it isn't too much trouble!

Here's hoping the hiatus after Season 3 doesn't kill any of us! 

Shorter, original version: https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/weed-are-the-crystal-gems

New album art by https://soundcloud.com/sketchbored

Weed Are The Crystal Gems (Full Song)

A Ninja Sex Party Parody
Video (A REQUIRED WATCH): www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cgVScHZ4Sg

Lyrics:
i was taking your girlfriend to laser beach 
sparkling hot sand and a glimpse of her triple d's (tits) 
she said "i'm so glad that you brought me here today" 
my huge and slimy meat stick was ready to play 

so we walked and we walked cuz we needed a bed 
for 8 million, 269 thousand miles 
did you notice I said "69" like when you put your lips on the other person's genitals? 
and you won't fucking believe what comes next 
no, it's not me, i didn't come yet 

we get to a bridge and there's a dude on guard 
on a totally unrelated note he's eating a snickers bar 
he looks at your girlfriend gets so stiff and hard 
a bunch of fucking lasers shoot out of his fucking arms 

he says "hey loser, is that your girl? i'm totally prepared to rock her world. 
by rock her world, i definitely mean fuck 
i'm gonna fuck your girl with my veiny, meaty cock" 

so i look at his cock, and it's smaller than mine 
i realize that i can fuck at any place and time 
i'm optimistic, i'm filled with fuckin' hope 
dick, dick, cock, sack, boner, tits, balls 

i'm not feeling squeamish so i really grip his penis 
i hold it, WHACK, from hard to soft just like that 
your girlfriend says to me "i never knew you were so badass" 
i told her, "sweetheart, i'm the Master King Dick Lord of Fuck" 

"I'm here to penetrate your holy temple... with my boner-dick" 

"my cock is 69 inches long so i hope your vagina can swallow my schlong 
i don't wanna hurt you with my huge fuckin' meat" 
"my vagina is 70 inches at least" 
so i scream and i go balls deep! 
so i scream and i go balls deep! 

now i'm fuckin your girl, vagina feels so good! it rocks to have sex so fuckin' much! 
we float up in the clouds, there's laser werewolves and machine gun vampires flying all around in magical spaceships 
And everybody wants to join our fuck, so we let 'em fuck! 

And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! 
They like to suck! But they they love to fuck! 
They love the boobs and vaginas, too 
And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! 
They'll fuck for you! They’ll fuck you, too 
They fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck!

Fun Time Laser Intercourse Beasts

I liked https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown's track, aka this one: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown/extra-autistic-genius so I made my own version. It was really hard to think of what funny sources to add here since I didn't want this to sound a lot like his version, but I think I chose different enough sources from his.

Not tryna brag, but this track is special cause I actually bought a lossless .flac version of the song on Bandcamp that I used in here to get that High™ Quality™ sound to it, plus I'm also supporting the actual artist. Also, sorry for shitty thumbnail like always, I never have any ideas on thumbnails for most of my tracks. You should also support the original song, which you can listen to right now: https://soundcloud.com/grahamkartna/autistic-genius. Also I had no ideas for the ending, so yeah sorry for it sounding lackluster.

It has also come to my attention that I haven't uploaded a proper track in almost a month, so here ya go! For real tho, sorry about not uploading in so long. I have been burnt on ideas for tracks, plus most stuff I have been making lately has been for vavr. Plus you know the usual, I work and I don't have time to make stuff, but it's the memorial day weekend so I have some time off, so hurray for that. I hope I can upload more in the future, but other than that, that's all I have to say. Peace!

Extra Autistic Genius (My Take)

Sources:

Daft Punk - Short Circuit
Baby Remix ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHt_xRZyrMM )

Baby Circuit

aka. MCFD3K

Customer reviews:

"i made a fucking account to follow this sick filth"

"FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I NEVER NEEDED TO HEAR THIS, IT IS MY FAVOURITE SONG EVER AND YOU HAVE RUINED IT, DIE IN DICK HOLES!"

"marry me"

"Im scared"

"Well damn."

"unfollowed"

"i have to use two different accounts to express my dissatisfaction"

"this brings me back when I was in the trenches"

"you disgust me"

"my ears are being sexually pleasured"

"PFFFFFTTTTT"

"NOPENOPENOPENOPE /throws laptop under truck"

"It's no use. you are unstoppable now."

Airhorndansen (download link in description)

MC Fresh Dawg 3000