Unfinished recordings

The Mist

eLEPHANT hAND blends heavy stoner riffs with progressive metal complexity, creating instrumental tracks that hit hard and leave room for introspection. Each song is a journey, designed to evoke raw emotion and tell stories without words.

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Composed by: Richard Grover
Guitars: Richard Grover
Bass: Jamie Reynolds
Drums: Alex Martinez

Album Art & Media: Andie Wise
Photography: Aleksandr Neplokhov
Recording, Mix & Mastering: Richard Grover, Jamie Reynolds
100% Indie recorded in a garage in Eugene Oregon🤘

A Ukrainian Field Full of Dead Commies

LYRICS

P1US 92.3%,
P1YUS 92.2%.

P2US(1) 89.1%,
P2US 87.9%.

P3US(1) 92.5%,
P3US 83.7%.

P4US 93.2%,
P5US 91.4%.

P6US 91.3%,
P7US 94.2%.

P8US 93.0%,
P9US 92.8%.

P10US 92.5%,
P11US 91.4%


Analysis for the General

Let's give drum and bass one more chance to tell what it hasn't told yet

I Am Here

I Am Here (feat. Maxson)

get on it

Lyrics:

Quarterlies stacked in the Shire's back shed
Frodo missed targets while snacking on bread
Metrics were off, and morale took a hit
Gandalf said softly, “This just isn't it”

His robe flapped hard in the quarterly breeze
He whispered, “I’ve let go of too many FTEs”

Down the shaft of Mount Doom he fell
With a sigh and a spreadsheet yell
Gandalf marked “Exceeds” for Sam
But Frodo just never gave a damn

Performance Review (Frodo's Last Day)

live july 22 1155am

Never Thought I'd Make It This Far

There’s no bronze in the fossil hall
No plaques, no books, no fans at all
They roamed the earth, just getting by
Not fierce or tall — just kinda... wry

Forgotten bones beneath the clay
No one asks about them today

Average lizards, they walked the land
A quiet troupe, no bold command
No claws like razors, no towering neck
Just some dudes with a dino speck

From Iguanodon to Tenontosaur
They weren’t thrilling, but they weren’t poor
No fiery teeth, no wild pursuits
Just ancient lizards in modest suits

They never starred in movies grand,
But still they wandered through the sand

Average lizards, they walked the land
A quiet troupe, no bold command
No claws like razors, no towering neck
Just some dudes with a dino speck

The world has raptors, T. rex fame
But they never knew these names
The humble plodders, the wallflower beasts
Footnotes in the prehistoric feast

No spotlight glare, no roaring pride
Just middle-tier bones fossilized

Average lizards, they walked the land
A quiet troupe, no bold command
No claws like razors, no towering neck
Just some dudes with a dino speck

Raise a glass to Dryosauridae
No frills, no drama — just okay
In every crowd, some fade away
But even “meh” deserves a day

Forgotten, sure, but still they were
The steady tread of ancient blur

World’s Most Average Dinosaurs

Crashing Waves

Ddh by bob

Graduated from Corman Park College of Dental Numismatics in 1993, with a graduate degree in Experimental Post-Sludge.

mchorsebones@gmail.com

World’s Most Average Dinosaurs

MC Horsebones

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