Industry Boulevard

the end sounds like a plane.

if you're wondering where the album art came from, its from this YTP (youtube poop)
which is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiN68ImH46M

Michael JAJ

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mario64

welcome to the office

Star Wars Machine Broke

Soulja Boy's Slammin' Christmas

basically it's this but I added the grunts: https://soundcloud.com/thenameisduck/let-the-chickens-hit-the-floor

Improved Chicken Dance

city escape two

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

Video: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk5EXgqkWa8)

Accidentally inspired by: (https://youtu.be/Sv3hA9N5SS0?t=315)

Brick

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.

Michael JAJ

The Last Melon