This Week in Music- Jan 23rd

Nun Nun (single)

Villager (AC):
It’s the bro smashin’ ball droppin’ boy throwing pots
Crossing this Animal? You’re the chicken, I’m the fox!
Ask Isabelle, there isn’t a mayor like me—the best!
The only thing you’re good for is all the goodies inside your chests
Don’t take another Pig-step unless into your house to quit
Don’t want to hear any wards coming from this ugly Squid
No-hand-having freak! Find your precious Golem; hide!
You winning this is less believable than Herobrine!

Villager (M):
Huh... I noticed that you’re looking a little perplexed
Enter the Woodlands and all your villagers will be Vex-ed
Crashin’ my Happy Home thinkin’ I won’t put up a fight
Wild World if all you see is talking creatures day and night
Huh! That verse wasn’t worth any of the greens I give!
Outrageous! You’re not teachin’ kids the right way to live!
Your verse was weak and fatigue, mine shines bright like diamonds
After this, I don’t see anything New in your Horizons!

Villager (AC):
Should’ve stayed in bed, fighting this mob isn’t safe!
Calling me outrageous? How ‘bout a quick look at your trades!
My games blew up like a Creeper, while you’re only known from memes
My Creative Survival skills are monuments compared to Steve’s

Villager (M):
Time Traveling? Herr... must be a corrupted seed...
I’ll throw him in a ravine after I’m done pullin’ this weed
Oh my Notch—you block-head! I won’t turn over a New Leaf
This kid cracked from the pressure-plate of this TNT emcee!

Cast:
nEon as The Villager from Animal Crossing
Dani Frias as The Villager from Minecraft
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by SPM1000
Beat prod. by Bob Bradley of Audio Network
Art by DonivideR

Villager vs Villager - Crazy Diss Wars of the Universe

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

Thank you Paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video drops Dec. 25th

Evan as Spike Spiegel
Snakebite126 as Vash the Stampede

Kuroneko as herself (Cameo)

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Spike:
You seem like a bounty that I wouldn't really get
One with beliefs that I could be hearing out of hippie Jet
So I'll stay chilling in space compared to your desert and fungus 
'cause last time you flew in a ship, your family played Among Us
Bang, messed in the head like Pierrot Le Fou
Clear that you'll lose; to me it ain't new, while I can't say the same for you
While I'm beating up about twenty bounties all the way through
You're on your first, down on your knees, talkin' 'bout "what would mommy do"
And I know your show gets sad and you can't bounce back
But maybe not put all the death scenes next to my soundtrack 
But I won't drag this like it's you with a car
So whatever happens, happens, I'll be exposing who you really are

Vash:
Thou shall not kill, but I can't promise you that
Don't assume that, I'll lose matches once we see where you at
I get shot at several times and I'm still up here spitting lines
But when you're swung at for your crimes, they made this man end up like Knives
They call me Stampede 'cause I stomp on you, ain't that right
I came first, you came worse, and now we're here to fight
I won't be spitting as lackluster as your show could
Tried way too hard to be mine so bad, they made a series off Wolfwood 
Call me a gun, 'cause I'm banging your ex-girl
Taking shrooms again, so just move on to the next world
As Vash is so brash when he's past dissing trash
So I'll give you some cash so you can have cigarettes furl

Spike:
Have at it, Humanoid Typhoon, think you run a tycoon?
Remember that they need my show so they can go like you
But still, you thought it in your head to go and push me
Glad I got a pair, 'cause you'd do anything for pussy

Vash:
And you'd do anything to clear up memories of crime life
They wouldn't like it when they now see a cop in the limelight 
So stand up and fight right, you Snapchat filter phony 
I would've been more scared of Spike from My Little Pony

Spike:
You look like a broom but can't sweep up ends
You did it good when you were killing all your friends
I may have a fake eye, it surprised all the masses
But I'd do anything not to wear those ugly-ass glasses
Rapping is a talent that you lack
Messed up that verse like it's a town or your back
Guess I got the 60 bill from crying donut man
Go and get Legato to fix up the next speech that you plan 

Vash:
Put down your weapon, you think you could spit it hot? Please
I'll call you Faye; I'm lying here like "you sing offkey"
I already dealt with Sax boys shooting when they met us
So I'll leave you drinking hardly that Frank Marlon would get jealous 
Takin' moves from Bruce Lee? You'll lose, see, I don't mean no harm
But what's martial arts gonna have up against my other arm
Got canceled like Big Shot, I know your fanbase would be pleased
See you, space cowboy. Back to pursuing love and peace

Spike Spiegel vs. Vash the Stampede - #8

LYRICS

Sam:
Sam I am. Going ham on an entity envious of Halloween 
Horror genre's fruit cake's true fate's in what the rules state. How many you following?
You should go back to Christmas shopping if you think bells are good toys and gifts
Checking your candy is quite handy, ‘cause you never know when I bring poison spit
When you're told to pass out to children, you’re leaving them unconscious 
A holiday slayer, odds stacked in my favor. You can call me See-Samhain
Leave the Lanterns' candles alone? Krampus can't learn to not blow
Comedy’s stopped when I throttle your throat, so send Santa your final words with your bones

Krampus:
Gruss… Vom… Krampus
Hopping out of the bag, it’s a battle transformed into madness
Tonight I’ll be having a feast when I steal the pumpkin off of this cabbage patch kid
A legend to the Alps, it’s clear Sam’s trickery couldn’t stand to my status
When a pumpkin’s spilling his guts
The only thing you’re spitting is blood
Give you a new mask as you’re thrown under the bus
Defending pumpkins, but I thought that you’d light a matchstick
So make like the children and drown in my flow
You’re playing a devil’s game when you rap against satanic Santa, I’m a literal G.O.A.T.
Bit off Myers and spit out the sequel ‘cause Michael couldn’t get enough dough 
Even I couldn’t fit your entire plot into a snow globe!
I always land fire with hooks, so Sam better ring up the jingle bells
Before you turn into the second child I’ve thrown into the seventh ring of hell!

Sam:
I don’t even know who you’re trying to entertain, uhhhh, el chupacabra?
You’re spitting so much filler, no wonder this sweet tooth’s against lockjaw
And saying I mired Myers? You couldn’t compare to the Mars Bars that I spit
I’ll choke out a goat and throw him down the smokestack ‘cause I always keep the fire lit
You’re a stocking stuffer of a movie, I leave blocks busted when I move in
Best be handing out treats when I land on the beat, ‘cause your mouth won’t be the only thing drooping!
Now I might not be on the nice list, but it’s pretty apparent
That my letters weren’t intended to capture a child’s parents!
You just gotta say my name to realize that Sam wins against Krampus
It’s sad, man, you couldn’t give scares when you slid down a chimney and left a living room as smashed bits
So I’ll break your chains and change your fate as you inflate my rage
More than any Macy’s Day Parade, try staying safe once this fake’s filleted on my razor blade

Krampus:
Can’t attack back with your wack raps, you bit off me like a lollipop 
So I’ll knapsack this damn track and stuff a Jack O’Lantern in a box
Spying on girls in the dressing room, too bad you couldn’t find a better way to dress
Looking like Sans in a scarecrow outfit, you’d get on the naughty list for your fashion sense
I knapsack your Patch of Sour Kids, you’re next to be slaughtered
Now your comics can join the other children, soaked in water without honor

CREDITS

Freshy Kanal as Krampus
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Snakebite126 as Sam
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126

Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Snakebite126
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Ihaski
Art by Blast03
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcw9SUYw-GI8RkYyYA1djVQ
Thumbnail by Rabi

Sam vs. Krampus - Bonus Battle

Me and Dustin dropping Kanye battles closely was merely a coincidence, I legit thought his battle was for this year.

Dani Frias as Frank Zappa
Shadow Zel as Kanye West

Beat Produced by: Falak
Written by: Swoldow EVGRB and Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: AaronGPeters

Lyrics:

Frank:
The Muffin Man, is sitting at the table
Headphones in, not caring enough to do shit
He’d gather dried muffin remnants if he was able
And says “Some people like Kanye, but I for one like real music”
Good morning Kanye, let’s now see who’s truly saving rap
Put one more foot forward and the bear will get his bear trap
Comparing yourself to Sugar Rush glitches never felt more right, dude
A cavity to music, I’m the dennil floss tycoon
Everything you do gets stopped by Twitter, utter sucker
Maybe you should stay with yo mama, motherfucker
The one I keep it greasy with, so, here's to hoping
She births actual innovation over wannabe gospel goatshit

Kanye:
Yeezy, yeezy, yeezy, just jumped over jumpman
Yeezy, yeezy, yeezy, Zappa I’m confrontin’
Fact that you can beat up West himself is hella weird
Don’t even kiss my boots so I won’t feel ya’ dirty beard
This Jewish Princess ain’t got nothin’ on my lovin’ lord
‘cause you should’ve fucked the model then go bleach your vocal chords
Nobody a gold digger, but I’ll take your power
Piss on you like my Grammy’s, that’s the only time you’ll shower
It could help you anyways given by that case
My black ass beats up yours and you can’t cover that with blackface
Won’t get played by Zappa when to me, he’s just a resident
You bout with bored ass boomers while I be chillin’ as president
And you can chill wit those dudes spoutin’ random shit on Twitter
‘cause most of ya’ shit was made ‘cause you mad the press actin’ bitter

Frank:
Goin’ down like Bobby Brown, ending your rampage
Scribbling lyrics just isn’t my kind of black page
Kill your genre then go make a hologram that hits fans
It’s not worth my time, though, I’ll give that to Taylor Swift stans
You couldn’t cover any song I’ve made, you botched Bohemian
You’d shit your pants when hearing the first 19 or 21/16 rhythmic subdivision
And once you’re yappin’ it
You'll have a bigger mental breakdown than over Kardashian

Kanye:
You talkin’ mad shit with some hella low blows
Steppin’ up to a producer playin’ xylophones
Yeah, yap ‘bout my family, shittalk my music
But my impact will go bigger than Dweezil and Moon Unit
Zappa better zap a better career for his money
‘Cause both of you and ya garbage songs are dead and smell funny

Just wanna mention that due to several reasons (main ones regarding stress and pressure), I’ll no longer be uploading by schedule and will be going at my own pace. On the bright side, more videos will be dropping and more wanted battles will be seeing the time of day

Alt mix with Swoldow with Frank Zappa/original mix for Kanye:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MAixYAOHwICTHsjA49fma7_0lbZIPM3W/view?usp=sharing

Frank Zappa vs. Kanye West

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dDHb8XBy9p8qf_XCdJFUh5uDGSnPNmrAWGlQ2BmtZ_E/edit
FyxFyn as Piranha Plant
Commander Jacob as Appletun
Written by MetaMachine and B O R K
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Legengo
Hint to next battle: "Self-Reflections" (ft. garbageGothic and Stark Media)

Piranha Plant vs. Appletun

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Adam from Uberocity as Rocky Balboa
www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

Vladimyr P. as Daniel LuRusso
www.youtube.com/channel/UC1RdxEDNIuMIZk0VLjSdVrQ

Written by Creep Switch and Jason Carreon
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJqI4S81e6zRSyr2vVlY_kA

Thumbnail by Zagranis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ_i39lDeaZp3XJwuf8u7AA

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA

Beat by Audio Network

Rocky:
You jumped the gun kid, now you'll get jumped on this track
But there's no old man to save ya, so I'll play as your dad
Boxing is more an art to me than martial arts is to you
I went distance you only fought kids who screwed with you
So how was it that your remake became a blockbust
Now you can barely bare a fight, I’m gonna knock ya socks off
And I will never stop shop so if you wanna box box
I'll still hold it to ya, and you can say..."honk honk"

Daniel:
He wrote his watered down flick and now he's all cocky smart
I thought your ending was cheesy, but you had a rocky start
I didn't come here for a lecture with the way you slur words
Got knocked in the head so many times, based on flipping your birds
Pushed love as a win, and I get that you're a Stallion
But your wife is a horse! And you need titles to balance it
No wonder your nose never broke, you're a nosy foe with dopey flow
Just like your son getting accused of selling and holding dope

Rocky:
How's this jack-off gonna rap off when his master's a drunk whack job
Based on how you polished your bars you did Wax Off...Wax Off
I like throwing roasts at you, you're a turkey who likes to squawk
Buts what's that mean when you're the biggest sociopath on the block
You can't block this, Yo Daniel!, stay down or get rolled
No skeleton costume needed to say that you're boned
You need to fix your sham Daniel this is still a rap battle
I've seen better kicks from Damn Daniel
A celebrity boosted me, and we know ya ain't the same
When Smith and Justin played the bully and tarnished your name
When you flow in your shtick you make a fun shower stud
But you only learn through child labor so wash the blood off my gloves

Daniel:
Rambo ran out of his ammo, the shots you're taking are ass bro
Makes sense when you couldn't make cents from G.I. Joe, Hasbro!
You've underestimated me again, you ran but you can't touch me man
So train your jab, when became Mr.T's punching bag
You're slower than both your turtles, but hey, you must be glad
You had so much plot armour you could've kept playing dad
You're a creep-o, see, I'll put you on ice molester loner
He so acted like he owned her, sounding like a Sylvester Stoner
Breaking moral codes left and right, acting like a bogus guy
You lie and hurt yourself so much, you became your own Cobra Kai
You're slipping on Creeds ropes, I know you're hurting with these verses
Let me pick this jacket back up, unlike the people you first pitched

Rocky Balboa Vs Daniel LaRusso (Karate Kid) - Rewind Rap Rumble!

Thumbnail by Fightmarker 

Lyrics by everyone

Freshy Kanal
Commander Jacob
Zawesome
Brooke Morgan
Zim 11037
Snakebite126
GengoMain
Fightmarker
Matthew Thomas
DNA_Fox
Little Secks
Rabi
Sebb
Mancha
JChay
Vladimyr P.

Battle Of The Year 2020 Thank You Speech

Adam as Peter Griffin / the Duck
Mancha as Homer Simpson / the Chicken

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a5TPEoBJ57l2yjX5csDmht1f4-07hkrIzV4xT4NSOIc/edit?usp=sharing

Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #6

Video release: February 20th

MaviKartal2003 as Tommy Wiseau (video)
Adam as Tommy Wiseau (audio)
Pixel Chris as Leonardo DiCaprio (video)
WritingJoeBattles as Leonardo DiCaprio (audio)
RNG as Announcer 

Written by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, RNG, CCRB, WalkAwesomeMovies, WDRB (one line) and Pixel Chris
Mixed by Ken-Chan
Beat produced by Allrounda
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Tommy Wiseau (0:11):
I did not hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit! I did not hit her, I did nahhht!
Oh hi Leo!
Nice to meet you, I’m Wiseau, and you’re DiCaprio
I’m not talking bottles when I’m putting caps in folks 
Getting more money than you from sales of DVDs
You’re no artist, yes Leonardo, no da Vinci
Unmask the iron truth off your head, oh Danny boy, Danny Boy
In all your movies, you end up dead, oh Danny boy, Danny boy 
In this battle you’re falling harder than you did as Jack 
You’ll only flow when it’s Gatsby’s pool murder on the track (hahaha) 
I did so much for “The Room”, couldn’t stand to my mastermind brain
Everyone knows me, and I’m not even sipping champagne 
You sue over dick pics? Hah! What's wrong little Leo?
I spit raps stronger than your Titanic ego! (hahaha)

Leonardo DiCaprio (0:52):
Let me be Franco, I'm tearing apart this mess
Screaming dreams from roofs like "my parents aren't incestuous!”
Just ‘cause it’s an award, Razzies’ don't equal a high bar
I’m not talking Sestero when I’m seeing high marks
You’re fucking a bellybutton, dick’s as small as your list of hits
A pistol’s not the only thing fired, I’d assume that you’re used to it
I'm a wolf: Wall Street; you’re a chicken: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
Now Gregory ain’t the only one that's going up a shit Creek!
I’m a shining film star, you’re only shining when you Polish floors
Even I got more Oscars than your Golden Globe Awards
Chillin’ in my mansion, you’re living off of your pensions
With your s-s-stammer, you couldn’t finish a sentence!

Tommy Wiseau (1:24):
But your roles couldn’t get me on board with Titanic
Even Cameron switched to blue people for a bigger flick
You’re as thin as Glass, which I will break into shards 
You could call me Lisa, ‘cause I’m tearing you apart!

Leonardo DiCaprio (1:34):
Complain about the Titanic? Film’s got me covered in ice!
But you’re clowning even worse than your attempts at playing Joker right
Your career’s pushing daisies, or in this case, Roses
No Inception, time is over! The dream’s come to a close, kid!

Tommy Wiseau vs Leonardo DiCaprio - Rap Clash!

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