Stark's Rap Battles | Complete Collection

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
freddy fazbear: AdamDRB

boyfriend: Fightmarker​ 


Written By: Michael Stark, ThatTacoGod & Raichous

Beat Produced By: InsaneBeatz

Vocals Mixed By: Fightmarker

Beat Mixed By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: CannibalWorms

Thumbnail By: Commander Jacob

LYRICS:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Freddy Fazbear
Versus
Boyfriend
Begin!

Freddy Fazbear (0:32 - 0:43):
Hey there kiddos, are you ready for some Freddy Fazbear Fun?
Think you got what it takes? Seems you’re pretty dum da-dum dum dum dumb!
Been a cult classic for years, this child can’t step to my stage to try it
Stalkin’ the halls, you know I’m makin’ the calls when I strike on the Mike… Schmidt
(Record scratch, beat cuts)

Boyfriend (Speaking 0:43 - 0:46):
(clears throat)
Uh, first of all, I’m nineteen..

Boyfriend (0:46 - 0:56):
And it’s Friday Night, I’ll survive alright, sittin’ through your verse’ll be no sweat!
Hold the Phone, Guy, I’ve faced my girl’s Dad, you think you’re a threat?
Of all the Freddyies who’ve Left-Lefty, I’d prefer Krueger R-Right now
But if beating this furry’s how it’s gotta be, you know what’s Up, you’re goin’ Down!

Freddy Fazbear (0:56 - 1:18):
Your rhymes fall flat just like PaRappa, but of your rappers, I’d prefer him
How ironic, a Flash-y DDR game can’t keep a rhythm!
Tried to make New Ground but now I’ll put you under: six feet
Cause I'm owning MCs more often than when your Shit Leaks!
I got the Spring-Lock on the win, chompin’ your lobe like a tasty lemon
Shock the audience so much Mark’ll go: “WAS THAT THE BAR OF 87?!”
Even Pico’s got you Schooled, think you rule? We’ll see when this simp’s crew falls
I mean, you put your life on the line, just because you had some blue balls?

Boyfriend (1:18 - 1:50):
With how Mangled your lore’s gotten, tell me, where’s this L in your timeline?
‘Cuz when rockin’ rhymes’s in my storyline, I’ll set your soul free when I drop the mic
Week after week I spit it Sick!, night after night your spirit sits
Withering, wasting away like your games, but I'll put an end to your gimmick quick!
I’ve fought against hitmen and demons, you think you scare me, Casper?
You can take your clan of Afton gaspers and have ‘em bowin’ down to the spittin’ master
(Yawn) You’re as boring as your gameplay, Sit N’ Survive, rinse and repeat
But if you wanted to put me to sleep, you’d better think twice when I’m killin’ the beat!
I’m X-in’ out this bear’s eyes, even your band knows I fight hard
Puttin’ these Freaky robots in their place, call me the Friday Night Guard
Even after all these weeks I’m keepin’ the lead, just go back to your relevance staying eerie
With the flow from within I’m clinchin’ the win, and no, that’s not just A Theory!

Freddy Fazbear (1:50 - 2:01):
After Five Nights of Fridays, your Funk has run out of power
Workin’ 12 to 6 doesn’t make you slick, Balloon Boy’s clone would cower-
And stand there with his maw wide open, get the suit ready, blow the confetti
Time to leave another soul in your game, if anyone else should dare test Freddy...

ANNOUNCER
Who was the FUNKIEST on the beat?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
(Funky ad-libs)
Stark’s… Rap… Battles!


All Five Nights At Freddy’s properties are owned by Scott Cawthon
All Friday Night Funkin’ properties are owned by ninjamuffin99

Freddy Fazbear (Five Nights At Freddy’s) vs Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin’) | SRB

Happy Holidays yo.

Written & edited by: CreeperPasta
Mixed by: Masteredit
Light as: Santa Claus
MetaMachine as: Melchior
SpideyFam as: Gaspar
ShadowZel as: Baltazar

Santa Claus: (0:24)
Ho Ho Ho! Now let's get down to business!
I checked once, I checked twice. You're all three on my diss list
Now tell me, you group of misfits;
What are you gonna do y'all three against the almighty Father Christmas?
I've faced many challenges, but… The Three Stooges from the Bible?
Even Pepsiman was a better choice of a rival
You should take out your texts to write these new holy verses
"Play nice before I spit facts like your god gave people curses."

Three Wise Kings: (0:48)
Dashing through the snow, on a one-horse open sleigh
Our journey was interrupted by a man with overweight
Between the trespassing and allegations, I can't tell which is worse
Put aside the cookies and milk; you're gonna eat those words.
We follow a path for our lord and saviour in need
You claim to be a saint, yet you use Christmas for your greed
Children have to be nice just for pieces of plastic? Come on!
I've seen better delivery from a drone of Amazon
God told us he ain't happy with that factory of yours
I'm pretty sure nothing jolly is happening behind closed doors.
We're royalty, yet humble. Only blessed by our lord
Your biggest act presence is a fat, sweaty guy at the mall
You fill children with expectation, then bring socks and Poly Station
If I see you near my home, I'mma call the police station
Our gifts have more value than anything you have at your store.
Gold! Incense! Myrrh! Now tell us, what have you brought?

Santa Claus: (1:37)
I have presents within me! I have cheer, I have toys! 
You only targeted a baby, I focus on all the girls and boys
I also have a gift for you, is a piece of my wisdom too:
Next time, you should choose better at what kind of king you should listen to.
(Singing) Santa Claus, on his sleigh! Jingle all the way!
I'm celebrated worldwide, you only have Spain! (Only Spain? Wow!)
Yes, and guess what? We're not so different after all
From the letters, cookies, milk, even the fat guys on the mall!
You do what I've been doing for years! Oh my heavens!
Mrs. Claus! Heat the oven! We're getting served sloppy seconds!
I can go to all people's homes in just a couple of hours
These wizards disappoint me. Minus 10 points for Hogwarts
You follow a shooting star? You should fly away like Rudolf
Because my Christmas cheer can sure beat any trick you pull off

Three Wise Kings: (2:25)
We follow a shooting star, yet your future ain't looking bright.
Jingle the bell twice if you think you're playing Walter White.
When it comes to bringing the heat, you should shut your mouth.
Down below your floors, the North Pole is heading South.
You don't seem to taste the feeling. This Coke product was watered down
Since when it comes to the poor, Santa ain't coming to their town
That said, we've had enough. Let's put an end to this fight.
We wish you all a Merry Christmas, and of course, a good night!

Santa Claus vs The Three Wise Kings - Rap Off!

King Mewtwo as Joseph Joestar
RaccoonBroVA as Charlotte Katakuri

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Special Thanks to: GamingPlush64

Lyrics:

Joseph:
I’m paired with a no-manner, sweet-eating kid?
Already beat up cops, now I gotta hand it to this pig
Who’s a man named Charlotte that is rocking that red hair
This fake biker makes Tequila Joseph feel like some fresh air
Tell me how we get there, fighting you’s no biggie
With them shark teeth, I’ve seen better lethal bites from Iggy
So while this kid’s getting bullied for sitting there looking pretty
I’m in Italy getting more cake than your whole fucking city

Katakuri:
What an unworthy foe, but now I’ll strike back
So start the tea party, I know your british ass would like that
Bein buddies with Nazis is really quite the big fish
How’s this motherfucker racist but cannot speak english?
Second in command to the Yonko Big Mom
Take the one you’re simping for and I could leave that bitch gone
Keep that Suzie close to you before I’m dropping bodies
But shit, I’ve seen better partners from Pudding and Sanji
And from what the future lies, Epstein doesn’t live well
Unlike him, he goes Nigerundayo with his kid
Hell, the donuts on his neck is probably driving you circles
I’ll beat you up and make you die alone, Hermit Purple

Joseph:
The fact that I’ll end up alone is really quite the fantasy
I’m a fan favorite while your fanclub’s in your family
And thankfully there’s nothing I can truly embrace
So you should do nothing with these cuts like they’re on Brulee’s face
You’ll need a better scarf after I keep your words in check
When I catch a dub so big, it’d probably fit half your neck
So your Haki’s doing nothin’ with my Hamon, take these bullets
‘cause I bet the next thing you’re gonna say is…some bullshit

Katakuri:
Make you cry like Esidisi, I’d say that’s just peachy
Gotta wear that mask again to breathe, see
I’m crushing it like Caesar, but I guess that you knew little
But thanks for the honors on Joseph’s second funeral

Joseph Joestar vs. Charlotte Katakuri - #14

Del Lago vs. Big Bertha - Royale Rap battle!

Skitzy as Del Lago

Joosh as Big Bertha

Mixed by Jort

Flowtest by Jofinity

Thumbnail by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 

Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 

Writers:
King Ducky

Writing assistance:
E-man
Futur3f1lmm4k3r 

Beat prod. Ihaksi (U-boat)

(0:17) Del Lago:
Here's comes the guardian of the lake, here to blow you out the water
I can hold my own; no mistake! While you're just Cheep Cheep fireball fodder!
The area I inhabit surrounds me with water but I can still spit fuego 
Cause I'm the best at constructing bars; you can call me Dal Lego 

You're just a fish, like most of Bowser's goons, I'd rather face, Bloopers, Splounders, Foos 
Yet im against a clown who could go down with just a round or two
But I'll just need one power dude to freaking plough through you 
called a fire flower oh, one shot from that and then you're screwed!

Just one slap from my hand and you'll go flying then drop in a free fall
Though I shouldn't expect much from a big mouthed purple beach ball
I'm a legendary beast! Amazing hunting skills like no other
While they only call you Cheep Chomp since you're a Cheap Cheep recolor! 

Nobody could even take you seriously, you know you've got the loss, right?
Should've warned this appetizer that I don't go easy on nooby's 
Now I've ended you in round one, this battle was easier than your boss fight
I knew this wasn't worth my time once I found you in the Mario movie! 

(1:01) Big Bertha:
After I come into the fray, your dead body will leave no trace!
There's only two of us here and I ain't taking second place
So shut your mouth and listen to my phenomenal bars
And take all of these verbal harpoons right to your face!

The Mario games break banks, this enormous fish is a tank
I grew to be what I am, you've got Las Plagas to thank
Disposed of losers in one bite and wrose to my rank
You're not a hunter, the villagers feed you like a fish in a tank! 
Soon Leon came around and killed you, down ya sank
My remedys and rhymes display how sick I am, i'm so dank
And well if I have to be frank you definitely smell
All that sewer water ya drank must be causing all that stank 

Saddler infected this salamander; turned it into a huge nerd
And now this commander's forced to slander a loser lookin like Gigante's turds
Oh and Judging by all of that footage that I saw
the expression is a thorn in your side, not a spear in your jaw! (Nope!)

(1:45) Del Lago:
Did anybody ever warn this clown to not shoot at the lake?
I mean, you’re such an easy target that anyone can take
You trying to rap against me just makes you look dumber 
At least I get defeated by a trained professional; you die to a plumber

(1:58) Big Bertha:
Stop already, you really don't want me to get pissed
But I guess I won't be considering all the shots ya fired missed
After Moreau appeared everyone forgot you exist
Since he bit off your schtick but did way better at it! 

Del Lago vs. Big Bertha - Mario vs. Anything! [ft. Skitzy & Joosh]

Swoldow as Dunkey
Cri as NakeyJakey
Written by Pixel Chris and Powerofdan
Additional Writing by Rabi and Jofinity 
Flow test by Powerofdan
Thumbnail by Pixel Chris
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell 

NAKEYJAKEY:
Coming to battle, guess I should see my opponent is in rapping
Oh! It’s someone out of my video from crappy voice acting 
If you really wanna face off, this HotBoy will dish out Hot ‘Zas
Is Moby Dick’s what this is based on? Cause I’m about to Pop Off
The jokes you’re most known for now are just copypasta spamming
My bars will leave you running away like: What’s it look like, I’m fucking camping
I make better points than you any day, but I guess my logic is flawed 
Because you’re a little bitch in many ways, but now I don’t insist on petting the dog

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY:
Bubby, really? Think you can bring me low
You clearly forgot I have the record on Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito
Your raps are initially shit, but too bad it doesn’t grow on you 
You’re lame of the year, Super Mario Bros Poo (OOOH)
The least clothed of the Dunkey clones wants to face me on the track?
Just a FUCKING PAAAAANCH and you’ll never come back
I hate turn based combat, but I’m still winning this fight
You’re nitpicking and bias, I win, bye-bye! 

NAKEYJAKEY:
That’s your verse? I’ve heard more legitimate raps off of Limewire
Whilst I’m George Bush on a school computer: shots fired
Fantano was generous with that 7, your wack raps are see through
I’m rolling in dough because I have a Knack to (Knack 2) beat you
Put months of work in my videos, simply, you’re basic, I’m complex
A unique star, you’re pulling a Scott The Woz, joking ‘bout Gex
That along with the 3 other jokes you tell on a daily basis 
I have more bars rapping the names of my Patrons
Rockstar, to Disney, to Dating, my quality stays consistent 
Your mic goes from decent to 9 year old on Xbox Live in an instant 
And your mom? Well, after this brawl dissolves,
Let's just say I'm not gonna be the only one bouncing on my balls

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY:
*ring ring* Hello, is this Taco Bell? Yeah, that sauce wasn’t spicy
Call me ya shoes, you can come and bite me
Left to right I keep firing back shots - bam, black ops
Left to right you keep not uploading a single fucking video, unbelievable!
I may be a Donkey, but considering your name, you’re more ass
I’m so hard to beat, call me the Dark Souls of rap
I know you’re scared fighting me, I go big mode
Talked about Last of Us 2 and then went, “I’m done making good videos”
This battle really makes it feel like you’re getting your ass kicked
You have me asking “What The Fuck?” more than either the Mario Movie or Hatris 
Your lines could never beat me in your dreams against what I molded
You just got clapped by me, and I wasn’t even blindfolded

NakeyJakey vs Videogamedunkey - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Your Favorite Planet (prod. Ihaksi)

feat. SimplyRazzy, swizkii, Michael Stark, Matthew Thomas

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vLw1Ai5fdhz9V12Lxf6hbmZG9QpaCv1Md1jBVQ5m2C0/edit?usp=sharing

Your Favorite Planet (prod. Ihaksi)

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Bowser Jr. - Swoldow EVGRB
Lancer - GamingPlush64
Bowser - Alex M.
King Spade - Mr. Klock​

Written By: Michael Stark, Mason G, CannibalWorms, Fightmarker, Raichous, & GamingPlush64

Produced By: Dr. Dee

Mixed & Mastered By: Mr. Klock​

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let’s give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
In the left corner, we have, Bowser Jr. and King Bowser
Vs
Lancer and King Spade
Begin!

BOWSER JR.
I’m gonna hop in my Airship and blast these Spades to pieces
Cuz even my Bullet Bills travel faster than your releases
All my cannons and minions are gonna scare you like King Boo
Your dad had to command his in order for them to like you
We’re gonna delta-ruin you, you can say we’re spittin’ fire
You behave not like a king’s son, but as a Jevil for hire!
Biting your face off like Susie, better get your bucket ready
And don’t rely on your father, with a bond that unsteady
Your maturity at this rate won’t make you “son of the year”
I'll fold this deck of cards so that they never interfere
Why don’t you work on evil speeches if you think you’re so Clover
In conclusion, you’re just a loner, leftover, seceding crossover

LANCER
You clowns’ll get thrashed when I take my bike and bulldoze
You’ll be Koopa-Trippin when you stumble over your Dry Flows
Nintendo's ace in the hole, only dug out with a spade
To rehash his bratty role in Smash and games nobody played
Same plot, same hero, same villain, same stencil
Acting like a Spooky Sword, but raps Halloween Pencils
Now I can’t say tier two curses, but I swear we’ll be your doom
I can’t take you seriously because you’re small as a shroom
Don’t you ever give up? You’re in my Shadow, that’s no question
And it’s fitting you’re a junior, cuz in this battle you’ll be second
So here, read the signs, it’s about time you found your answer
“Ho ho ho! Well if you’re reading this you’re dead!”, signed, Lancer

BOWSER
Alright Slugger, time for me to leave this figment out of luck
“LoOk At Me! Im InDiE!” just means you’re a Delta-level schmuck
You little brat, shut your trap before I slam you to the ground
And as for papa, well, he plays second fiddle to King Round! 
We reuse elements? (Ha!) You have your son’s laugh but deeper! 
Knock down your house of cards, as the conflict gets steeper
You need the Eastern Fountain to keep rule over your land?
I order the kidnappings of royalty with the wave of my hand
Check my castle, you ain’t got Jack, I’ve got way more traps than you could stab at
You Kris-crossed the gaming scene, now Toby's mad at MatPat
You wanna be a better rapper? Why don't you give the truth a whirl? 
You will always be inferior, no one can choose who they are in this world. 

KING SPADE
It’s the Bad Guy’s verse, I’ll show you some real villainy 
Dis-Kaard your bad raps, would you really hurt my mini-me?
Double Dash out this battle, that’s all you can seem to do
I’m a true Darkner! (Yeah!) My subjects are more useful than your crew!
When it comes to the best villains, you’re no diamond in the rough
You’re too soft and emotionally vulnerable, HeartsDonut? (Evil Laughter)
Do us all a favor, jump off the edge and press Down B
All anyone needs to know is that chopping down your bridge is the key
I feel for your motherless thunderous kids, King Bowser, really, I do
But unfortunately my loyalty resides solely with my Knight's crew!
I thoroughly enjoyed crushing you turtle scum in this battle
Now kneel before your King and become my personal chattel

ANNOUNCER
Who took the rap throne?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
You decide!
Stark’s Rap Battle

Bowser Jr. & King Bowser vs. Lancer & King Spade (YouTube Release) | SRB

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Michael Myers - Fightmarker
The Immortal Snail - JustGamer

Written By: Michael Stark, JustGamer, Nooby, Swoldow EVGRB, 01Tyler10, Eric The Audible, Kamren the Person, Triple-Stabber, & Joosh

Produced By: Dansonn

Mixed & Mastered By: Fightmarker

Art By: Nooby & 01Tyler10

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Michael Stark

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let’s give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Michael Myers
vs
The Immortal Snail
Begin!

MICHAEL MYERS
...
...
...
...

THE IMMORTAL SNAIL
Now that Michael’s done with his warm up, this gastro-pog can escargot
You’ve been thirsting for the same girl since your twenties: Halloween H20
But if you’re tryna get lit, then I can spit some more fire
So go ahead and keep breathing on the mic, ASMyeRs
Your series started smooth, but now you’ve seem to have run your course 
How ironic Rob Zombie took your franchise and turned it to a rotting corpse
Got the conch shell drip, can't leave me stabbed in the back 
You’re more of a pussy than Mike Myers playing the Cat In The Hat 

MICHAEL MYERS
I’ve had it with your “tough schtick”, and they say I’m sluggish?
How are you acting so salty when you can’t even touch it?
Well this ain’t Christmas, but you better make way for this haunting slasher
People strategize to fight me, you’re put to rest with just a Saltine, cracker
I’m evil, and lethal, your attempts to cut me are feeble
Got sequels and prequels to make fans squeal, we’re not equal
I’m scary, you’re Gary, you just squirm there while I’m ruthless
Just another I’ve set ablaze- a second Dr. Loomis

THE IMMORTAL SNAIL
I’m surprised you wanted to fight me, didn’t shells make you blind? 
Now you’re tryna bust a rhyme? But you’d get your ass beat, you’re not that guy
I could just wait for your resetting timelines to kill you again 
Then maybe after one last damn retcon, Halloween can finally end…

MICHAEL MYERS
I got carved into horror by Carpenter, you just a stupid meme
Relevance barely getting by, by the skin of its Rooster Teeth
Just like all the memes before you, you’re completely forgettable
And your win’s like your whole existence, fully hypothetical


ANNOUNCER
Who was the slowest?
Who do you want to see battle next?
Well, you decide!
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see you next time!

Michael Myers vs. The Immortal Snail | SRB

Men of intellect, men of sass; And they just so happen to share a name?! These old geezers will fight to keep it, so who will come out with the cash and prizes?!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T029YsGxgz8

►Mr.House voiced by:
Swizkii

►House M.D voiced by:
Skitzy

►Audio Cameos:
Foreman: Light
Cameron: JesseBoxVO
Chase: RNG

►Mixed by:
Oofie

►Thumbnail made by:
Grasman

Beat by:
Dansonn

Written by: Jenni No Mercy

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Mr.House Verse 1
____________________________________________
Robert Edwin House, astounding founder of the 38.
The early bird predictor of the world falling to burning hate.
I’m surely greater than the Touch of Gray medbot who everyone abandons.
So unless you pop a couple Vicodin, you don’t have a leg to stand on!
I built a legacy on mathematical paradigms.
This desert is my paradise, inherited all with a pair of dice!
Let me share advice, I’ve masterminded every move you make, no need to boast.
And when your practice is malpractice, it seems this doc took the Hypocrite’s Oath.

Dr.House Verse 1  
____________________________________________
(Dr.House) Okay, what’s Mr Monopoly’s deal? 
(Foreman) Symptoms include thinking he can do this.
(Cameron) Has multiple delusions about his appeal.
(Chase) Maybe it’s lupus? 
(Dr.House) Nah it’s never lupus.
The thing that really gets to me, is you think that I’d care for your legacy.
You cashed all your chips on the Platinum just to watch it get stolen by Benny! (Geez!)
Your chance at winning was Hoover damned, his NCR-my falls.
This silver fox is getting gals, you’re treating yours like Barbie dolls.
Steroids couldn’t stabilize your dialog tree flat lines.
And I won’t need a crowbar to make this vegetable flatline.

Mr.House Verse 2
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And what obscure disease will you think your lines are sick with?
So much of a hardass, can’t get your crews to stick with!
While I can spin riches from dustbins. I’m Hustling, I rock sales.
Your father issues rocked the boat: wonder if that rings a Tom Bell?
You clutch a liquor bottle, hobbled, but you’re still gonna drown.
Couldn’t bite the bullet when you saw that Kutner took a round!
Even Wilson ditched this castaway, wallow away in your depression.
If you want to see the fate of useless junkies, look at your reflection!

Dr.House Verse 2  
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Drown…like flow….Let’s see if this flow works.
Your raps have gone bust, Your robo flow is glitched!
A gaming legacy was stripped when they made 76!
Nothing S.P.E.C.I.A.L.with this Vault Boy. No armor for my assault, boy.
And if your wound is needing some salt, boy. Your name’s honor being lost is your fault, boy!
Be honest, you’re still mad that Mom and Dad love your brother more.
I thought I had an ego, but yours started a new Civil War.
Another Cutthroat Bitch died as he drowns in his own sins.
I guess you were right, Mr Bad Stashe. The House Always wins…

House M.D Vs Mr. House ❰Rap Battle❱

Al Capone vs Harry Warden:
They commited murders on Valentine's Day

All In Rap Battles, or AIRB, is a fanmade rap battle series run by MaviKartal2003. This is the 2nd battle to get an audio. Happy Valentine's Day

Alaskan Sam as Al Capone
Cole as Harry Warden
Written by MaviKartal2003
Mixed by Oofie the Rap Dude
Thumbnail by Samuel Grasman E. Samuel
Beat by Anywaywell

Announcer:
All In Rap Battles
Al Capone
Vs
Harry Warden
Begin

HW:
Roses are red, violets blue, many men are dead, you’ll be too
Cause your press image is see through, pizza face without the seafood
Canadian but craving for the blood of fools who’s raving
In duration of the valentine, their hearts I’ll be claiming

Hanniger Under-mining Co.ns like you like I’m Elliot Ness
The teacher puncher’s getting schooled, get back to library, nescient mess
More washed up than my victims inside of laundry machine
Pay Ala John Fisher a visit cause your operation is fitting

AC:
Eat your heart out Herobrine cause you’re giving chills to no spine
I own a soup shop so you dine by getting served hot flow of mine
You’re Axel-lent, that I doubt, since you hand enemies more than dub
And they say that I’m lout, for crying out loud, you’re that dumb

You killed Happy, stabbing him in the eye, must be gory
Like an allegory for people who have seen your 3D movie
Keep getting censored for the best, even with syphillis I get more sex
than this Ghostface wannabe, no trace of not phoned in lines or flex

HW:
Hey Snorky, don’t be cocky! You have syphilis, remember?
Using a Colt 45 for shots, means you spit no ember
To be the top bootlegger, became Torio’s top boot licker
You speakeasy with the money but yet to give good liquor

Got Alcatraz the Cage bars, unless you’re one of Anglins
Or Frank Morris, unlike tax, from that there’s no evading
Gangster left you in darkness cause you no longer Moonshine
You’re not coming again but still be my bloody valentine

AC:
Why so balls to the wall? Guess my men put you in your place
Beneath the cop outfit are my men who’d cut the foreplays
With this methane gas you spat you’re no different than a carcase
Masks save face from the hot gas but not from wrath of Scarface

As a gang war commenced I broke men like Bugs Moran
So stick to miner (minor) offence, or you be the Bunny on my pan
Roasted, I rose to top, unlike me ya ditched
After hitting rock bottom, so take the L, capiche?

Announcer:
Who won?
Who’s next?
You decide
All In Rap Battles

Al Capone vs Harry Warden - AIRB

These artists have more then their fair share of issues, but which one will have the zest to beat out the other!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93FMHwHlYI

►Salvador Dali voiced by:
King Mewtwo

►Van Gogh voiced by:
Zawesome

►Mixed by:
Oofie

►Thumbnail made by:
Commander Jacob

Beat by:
Audionetwork

Co-Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Chandler, MaviKartal2003

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Salvador Dali Verse 1
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It’s Dali, hey! I’m ballin’ HEY!
“Avida Dollars” keeps it real, this fool is lamer than Monet!.
I can’t have wannabes begging at my dinner party!.
I’m paying with my sketches, cause who would cash a Dali!
And when it comes to ladies, I’m strutting with the sickest!
Thought your gal was all ears, but it was never witnessed.
You free-loaded off your brother cause you couldn't nine to five.
There was no friend or family that could stop your sad decline..
While I’m drugs, Chupa Chups, so high that I can’t breathe!
No need for nose candy when I’m staring at your paint bleeds!
My mustache lives on, you Van Choked on your last run
I own red vineyards, but you could only sell ONE!

Van Gogh Verse 1  
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You pick on the little guy, does that make you feel strong?
But a praying mantis scares? You were a Freud all along!
Now, I’m not a prying man, but I know my hands scare him
Didn’t need school to break-through, you got dropped like your hair did!
Speaking of a close shave, we’re cutting close with past names!
So as your brother revived, you must live with past shame!
Built your own museum, your god complex increased!
I must ask how a mustache became your most important piece...
Persisted through Time but your clocks couldn’t measure..
My “Almond Blossoms” started sprouting through your damn desert!
People are “Loving Vincent” with each stroke of a “Starry Night.”
While your film was left butchered by that one dude from Twilight!

Salvador Dali Verse 2
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It's surreal, the appeal Dali brings when he's revealed...
A god above Galileo, your Church can’t appeal
A crateful of hard work thrown out by his mum!
Only went mainstream within the walls of the asylum.
When he’s painting his face, he pulls out all the stops!
But it seems Gauguin didn't teach you how to take shots!
You got cold feet when you were at the end of your line!
There was no Doctor, Who could save you in time...

Van Gogh Verse 2  
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Oh please, the Surrealist movement disowned you!
The only Post Impression here was your hours getting stoned, dude!
I paint from the soul, you pump them out: shit factory!
Dali revels in his evil, I think I’ll call him Dick Dastardly!
An obsession with sex, while the act? You can’t stand it!
So this twit gets his kicks from fem Hilter fan fic!
You went down the Rabbit Hole, a jack-off of a playwright...
I defiled this Nazi! Like a psychic to his gravesite!

Van Gogh Vs Salvador Dali ❰Rap Battle❱

SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE ORI SERIES OF GAMES, DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU CARE TO GO INTO THESE GAMES BLIND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qIhic6Sddcg4w71pOfk8ER-uAVdG9etsg_PnbkqfbiE/edit
Kamren the Person as Galeem
Snakebite126 as Ori
Additional voices by GamingPlush64
Written by MetaMachine
Beat by Trunxks
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Zuprem4cy
Hint for next battle: "Deities of Destruction" (featuring garbageGothic and Titanium1208)

Ori vs. Galeem

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Original stuff on the way

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