Jorge Rap - Freds Inferior Fire

Jorge Rap - Freds Fizzle

Jorge Rap - Fred Watch Yo Mouth

Jorge Rap - Fred Rematch

Stupid Rap Battles: Piglet vs. Cream The Rabbit

Piglet:

Oh d-dear, it’s Piglet, stepping to the mic,
I'm small, but in the Hundred Acre Wood, I'm the tyke!
Don’t let my size fool you, I’ve got heart and might,
When it comes to bravery, I’ll put up a fight.

I’m Pooh’s best friend, and I stick by his side,
In the world of stuffed animals, I’ve got nothing to hide.
I may be timid, but I’m loyal and true,
Cream, you’re just a bunny, hopping in my view.

Cream The Rabbit:

Hello, it’s Cream, with my buddy Cheese,
I’m sweet but strong, bringing you to your knees.
From Sonic’s world, I’m fast and I’m bright,
Piglet, your timid rhymes don’t even bite.

I fly high with my ears, and I care for my friends,
Your Hundred Acre Wood is where your courage ends.
You think you’re brave, but you’re scared of a breeze,
I’ll out-hop your fears with the greatest of ease.

Piglet:

You may have speed, but I’ve got Pooh’s wisdom,
In our woodland home, we’ve built a kingdom.
Cream, you’re cute, but that’s all you’ve got,
I’ve got the heart, and I’m taking the shot.

Cream The Rabbit:

You’ve got heart, but I’ve got the skills,
With Cheese by my side, we conquer the hills.
I’ve got adventure, speed, and charm,
You’re just a small pig, always in alarm.

I’m not just cute, I’m powerful too,
In this rap game, I’ll show what I can do.
Piglet, your fears are all you display,
I’m the fearless bunny, hopping to victory today.

Piglet:

Fear may be my shadow, but I stand tall,
In the Hundred Acre Wood, I’m loved by all.
Your adventures are fast, but do they have meaning?
I find joy in life’s simple gleaning.

Cream The Rabbit:

Simple joys are sweet, but I’m all about the thrill,
With my friends by my side, I climb every hill.
Your fears won’t stop you, but they slow you down,
I’m the rap battle queen, taking the crown!

Piglet Vs Cream The Rabbit - Stupid Rap Battles

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Ep 392 Professor Joke Thief

Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXzny-0hMps

Lyrics:
Gassy Incredible - I’m farting, I’m farty
I give you a laugh, it's hearty.
I’m always on time, not tardy.
Welcome to my gassy party!
I have Incredible strength and an Incredible gut
Knock you out with the noxious gas spewing from my butt.
You celebrate Christmas in July, what are you, a Hallmark mom?
I’m surprised you haven’t fallen off like how your toys bombed!
Panda Bear over there, giving you a bad rap.
I’ll defeat the blood-hungry racist with a strong brap!
I’ll let you know when I stop having fun
Because this battle needs a hero… a gassy one.

Sitting Brown Bear Sticker - Hello, I’m the Sitting Brown Bear from Bee Swarm Simulator
I have an hour to spare, so I’ll stop this gassy hater.
The clover field is where I shit
Now collect pollen there, it’ll be lit.
Wait, hide in the locker, it’s the Chainsmoker!

*Chainsmoker screaming and running by sound effect*

Sitting Brown Bear Sticker - Okay, now let’s continue.
My stocking is brown and steamy-

Bowser Farting Gif - It’s me, Bowser Farting Gif, bursting down the door.
It’s no longer that time of the month, but your girlfriend is still a whore!
Shitting Brown Bear, sit down, no one even likes your clovers!
And Gassy Incredible, our duel is not over!
I was the original farting joke, ripping mad ass on tracks!
You’re so unfunny, I wouldn’t even use your face to wipe my ass!
Maybe take a book from me, Mr. Uncanny, some jokes deserve to lie.
And some rap battle ideas should stay on the cutting room floor and die!
(BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Gassy Incredible vs. Sitting Brown Bear Sticker (Bee Swarm Simulator)

Misty (Pokémon):
Verse 1
Step back, little chihuahua, you’re out of your depth,
Water master on the mic, I’m leaving you wet!
I’m the Cerulean queen, I run the gym scene,
You’re just a cranky little rodent, can’t even stay clean.

I train real beasts, you’re stuck with a fool,
Ash and Pikachu? Legends. Stimpy? A tool.
My Starmie spins circles, you’re dizzy, confused,
In this battle of bars, you’ve already lost, dude!

Ren Hoek (Ren & Stimpy):
Verse 1
Ah, you’re killing me, woman, this is no contest!
You prance around in shorts, think you’re the best?
I’ve got more brains than your whole little crew,
I’m a genius, you twit, what’s a Misty to do?

I’m a Ren Hoek original, Stimpy’s my fool,
But I’ll outsmart you too, make you look uncool!
I’ve survived more nonsense than you’ll ever know,
Take your water types home, this show’s gonna blow!


Misty (Pokémon):
Verse 2

You call yourself smart? That’s straight-up absurd,
My Psyduck’s got more brains, haven’t you heard?
You’re outclassed, outmatched, your time’s running thin,
It’s a water-type victory—you can’t swim, can’t win!


Ren Hoek (Ren & Stimpy):
Verse 2
Bah! You think I’m scared of a girl and her fish?
I’ve faced space madness, you’re a minor glitch!
This battle’s a joke, you can’t faze me, you hack,
Now get outta here before I really snap back!

Misty Vs Ren Hoek - Stupid Rap Battles

Caine (TADC):
Oh hey, it's Caine, the master of the game,
Digital circus, yeah, I'm bringing the fame!
My world is wacky, no rules, no chain,
While you're stuck in a lamp—now that's just plain!

I make the pixels dance, I'm the ringmaster here,
Your tricks are all ancient, I'm in a new frontier!
So hop back in your bottle, that's where you belong,
I got virtual worlds—you just sing old songs!*

Genie (Aladdin):
Three wishes, kid, but I don't need 'em for this,
My flow's magical, your bytes just glitch!
I’ve been rockin' for millennia, you’re a digital fad,
I’ll turn your circus into sand, isn’t that just sad?

Poof! Watch me shape-shift, outclass you in a flash,
Your silly VR, poof! It's digital trash!
I’m out here granting dreams, while you're a joke in a box,
You may run a circus, but Genie’s the fox!*

Caine (TADC):
Oh please, you're all smoke, mirrors, and flair,
I warp reality—I don’t need to care!
You think you're flashy, but it's easy to see,
I got more imagination in my coding than you in eternity!

Poof! What’s that? Just another lame pun?
I’m bending space-time—you’re just a rerun!
Your magic is cheesy, old-school, cliché,
While I break the rules every digital day!*

Genie (Aladdin):
Digital day? More like a digital flop!
When I drop rhymes, boy, the whole world stops!
You think you’re clever, but you’re not even real,
I’ve been bending minds, now I’m here to steal!

You think you’re wild? I’m chaos incarnate,
You’re just a wannabe, a virtual lightweight!
So take a back seat, while I grant this win,
Now pop off, Caine—I’m the Genie, let’s spin!*

Caine vs Genie - Stupid Rap Battles

Music Video: https://youtu.be/RTJK7O3_TvU

Lyrics:
Sonic.EXE - Welcome to my world, Jeff, where I play with text.
It’s a burning, fiery hex.
No, we’re not having gay sex when you’re the plaything of X!
Your kills make a mess
Nothing to entertain that dull blade
Your horror tropes are whored out so much, change your name to Jane!
The original crappy-pasta of iller serial killers
With backstories so edgy and shocking, no wonder parents got bitter.
A lanky, white boy with no friends turns into a psychopath?
I’m just waiting Jeff, where’s that .TXT manifesto at?
And while you’re being so “X3 scawwy” and shocking
I’m burning you on this track like Keith did to your body!
So many souls to diss with, so little time
I never sleep Jeff, your crime can’t compete with mine!
After all, it’s the scary season and even SEGA loves me!
Meanwhile, your creator abandoned you, love for you can never be.
I’m faster than you too, no matter what I’m too far ahead
Even had time to stop by Tom and make sure he’s dead!

Jeff the Killer - Hmm, interesting, blue guy with bad make-up.
Either that or some bags, doesn’t matter, he’ll never wake up!
I’m so white, I hide drugs on my face so I get baked up!
And you’re gonna die so fucking bad, like your name is Jacob!
Go to sleep now Sonic, I’m gonna Jeff the Kill you!
Slashing open an X, like that one site Nazis use.
I fuck with fat bitches heavy, like Jane, all you do is abuse!
Christmas is almost here, I found my faith in Christ, Sonic, what about you?
Creepypasta legends, disrespected in the modern age.
We rose up together X, we both had our fame.
Why should we fight, we’re better together anyway.
We ride off into the sunset, leaving Creepypasta better from when we came.

Suicidemouse.avi - Say all that but you forgot about I!
For it is me, SUICIDEMOUSE.AVI!
Think you’re real funny Sonic, copying my whole shtick?
Since when were you Amy, acting like an obsessive bitch?
And Jeff, I’m gonna slap the fucking taste out of your mouth!
Get your fanfiction, christ loving ass out of this house!
The real sights of hell are known and I’m looking at ‘em!
You piece-of-shit, ugly ass, motherfu-

Green Drake.exe - Yo it’s me Green Drake.exe
Yo yo Hotling Bling yeah
Left foot up, right foot slime
I’m Green Drake.exe bro
You say- you say you a lesbian girl me too
I’m Green Drake bro
I’m gonna slime you at the Nick’s Kids Awards 2028 edition
Kendrick Lamar more like Kendrick La-shit
#GucciGottem

MX - You just keep rhyming- Green Drake.exe and- Jeff the Kill you; that isn’t funny!
Stupid memes won’t get you far, especially not any money.
You think you’re strong with a .9? Just wait till I break out the ‘85!
Making sure that Lucas won’t get far and leave his parents to cry.
Mario’s will be left in Madness, no chance of escaping my realm.
Now’s your chance to dodge my POW, oops, seems like you both fell down… (Wahoo!)
See you next time…
Hahahahaha!

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Jeff the Killer vs. Sonic.EXE

Bu şarkı, Türkiye'de mücadeleyle geçen hayatları, umudun ve cesaretin gücünü anlatıyor. Her gün taşlı yollarda düşsek de, yeniden kalkmayı öğreniyoruz. Bu rap, hayallerini kaybetmeyenlerin, zor şartlara rağmen savaşmaktan vazgeçmeyenlerin hikayesini taşıyor.

Duygusal ve içten bir Türkçe rap dinlemek isteyenler için yazıldı ve seslendirildi. Her kelimesi hayatın gerçeklerini yansıtıyor. Türkiye sokaklarının sesi olmak için buradayız.

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Interweb - Dive into the digital vibes with my latest track! Inspired by the vast, ever-connected world of the internet.

Interweb

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For those who don't know, the rap battle that is referred to as "The Bridge Wars" was a series of diss tracks exchanged between Boogie Down Productions (BDP), led by KRS-One, and MC Shan, representing the Juice Crew. The Bridge Wars were a notable moment in hip-hop history, showcasing the competitive spirit and lyrical prowess of both parties involved. I've always wanted to mix this battle for myself and I took the time to gather the songs except for one that I couldn't find to digitally convert over to mix, but I made up for it with another song that I felt should've been apart of the battle. I still say there was no clear winners, because both MC Shan and KRS-One to me are legends and set the stage for what a Hip Hop Battle is supposed to be. This mix is just over 20 minutes, so I hope all who remember this classic rap battle enjoy. 

The Bridge Wars

Original Battle by PPRB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuMYwDHW4p8&ab_channel=PowerPointRapBattles 

Thumbnail and mixing by me 
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Mr. Peabody vs Tock (more than One Take Covers)

Egomanic as Jeff The Killer (Audio)
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (Video)

N/A as Joe Biden (Egomanic as Biden in the cover art)

Written By Pwner
Mixed By Cidisswo

Jeff The Killer:
I'm Jeff the Killing Joke Biden in a rap
So put on your nightcap to get back to your nap
Your campaign was rehashed, but your old ass couldn't pass it
Now you handed the White House hall passes to fascists
Funny that the First Lady is actually your second wife
How Neilia died sounds harsher than when I take a life
You're so racist, it's absurd, so I'm sure this occurred
You and I both definitely said the N W- (Did I Just Cut-Off?)
Though you preach social justice, you hide the truth in shame
The way you elites play is uglier than what I became
You'll go to sleep knowing you won't have your last dream
Cause like the saying goes, I make you scream for ice cream.

Joe Biden:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Joe Biden vs Jeff The Killer - Cidisswo Rap Battles

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CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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Originally from Nashville, TN, currently living in the Atlanta, GA area. This channel is dedicated to those who enjoy well and creatively blended music from various genres, primarily classic hip hop, r&b, adult contemporary, various forms of jazz, rock, techno, contemporary gospel and whatever else sounds nice or would surprise you who find and subscribe to my channel. Follow me as a develop and grow this channel with each mix shared. Enjoy :)

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